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Let's welcome

our favorite alumnus,

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and the next senator

from the state of New York,

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David Norris!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Well, hi, there.

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My name is David Norris,

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and I'd like to be the

next senator from the

great state of New York.

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Look at you.

What's your name?

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I'm going to go

through Yonkers,

door to door

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and take the city that way.

We love you.

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The recent endorsement

by the fire fighter's union

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is another boost to Norris

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who already had

a six-point lead
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over his opponent,

Roger Linfield.

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Whenever I see

you on C-Span,

and you stand,

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I always think you're

about to go, "Chug!”

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Congressman,

you certainly started

your career off,

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eight years ago, with a bang

or should I say, a bust.

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For the last eight years,

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David Norris has

represented Brooklyn,

New York City and America.

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This is my

campaign chairman,

Charlie Traynor.

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These are voters.

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Latest polls have

you up 10 points.

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We're 10 points up?

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This is not going to be

easy getting there.

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I have some

real opposition,

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and what they're

saying about me

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is that I'm too young

to hold this office.

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Win big, but run

like you're 20 down.

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Okay, you got it.

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Thank you, Gary.

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But that's okay because

these are the same people

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who say that young

people don't vote,

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young people don't

care about politics,

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but I'm here to tell you,

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your future is about

your choices, not theirs.

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So, today I'd like

to put them on notice

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because come November,

I want them to know

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that it was young

people like you,

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who kicked their asses.

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David! David!

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Thank you.

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Charlie.

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What's wrong?

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Yeah?

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Any ideas?
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I'm working on it.

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Keep me posted.

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Yeah.

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David Norris,

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until recently,

he was way ahead

in the polls.

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Mary Matalin and

James Carville are here.

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Mary, this is a surprise.

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It is a surprise.

Such political promise.

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This compelling story,

he grew up in a rough

neighborhood in Brooklyn.

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He overcame the loss

of his entire family,

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his mom and his brother

when he was 10,

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his father before

he got to high school,

he got over that.

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He had such promise.

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And he was the

youngest person

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ever elected to the

House of Representatives.

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Yeah, he was elected

when he was actually 24,

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but he gets in

a bar room fight

the night that he's elected.

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I like this, all right.

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Then you have this

photo coming out

of the New York Post.

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I think the accretion

of this stuff

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was just too much

for the voters.

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It reeked of some

level of immaturity here,

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of impulsiveness.

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People want maturity,

they want adults in Congress.

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Big night

for us, gentlemen.

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Everybody ready?

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You look exhausted.

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You should take a vacation

when all this is finished.

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You've earned it.

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I'm not sure the

kind of tired I am

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can be fixed by a vacation.

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Everybody needs

a vacation,

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even us.

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All right, let's get

him back on track.

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Mary, over

the past couple of weeks

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since the photo came out,

they thought people...

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Why are you still

watching CNN?

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That

it wasn't such a big deal,

but clearly it was.

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They called this way

too early. Come on.

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Put on your pretty

little tie and let's go.

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Suffolk County numbers,

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Linfield, 415, 120.

Norris...

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370,233.

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Wow.

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I really thought

we'd win Suffolk.

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Kings County

just came in, too.

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Well...

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I didn't win Brooklyn.

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It's going to

be a blow out.

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NBC has us up next.

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I'm going to go

work on my speech.

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David...

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David. Hey!

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I'm sorry I wasted

your time, Charlie.

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NBC news is now

calling the election

for Roger Linfield.

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After a shockingly

poor showing at

both Suffolk County,

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and his home county, Kings,

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it now appears David Norris

will lose this election badly.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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I grew

up in Red Hook,

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and I don't want

to surprise anybody,

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but I got into a few

fistfights along the way.

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It's not whether or not

you get knocked down,

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it's what you do

when you get back up.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm here tonight

to tell you

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I will get back up.

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But tonight is

not about me.

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It is about

coming together

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and welcoming

the newest senator

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for the great

state of New York,

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Roger Linfield.

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Shit!

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Shit, shit, shit.

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Hello?

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It's the men's.

Yep.

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Sorry about that.

I didn't mean to eavesdrop.

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I just didn't know

what to do.

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I heard you come in

and say, "Hello,"

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and I probably should

have said, "Hi,"

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but then I thought

that would be weird

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because it's the men's.

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Then you started

talking to yourself

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and it was obviously

very personal.

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So I was stuck
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and then it all

got to be too much,

so I came out.

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What are you doing in here?

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Just...

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I'm hiding from security.

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Why?

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I crashed

a wedding upstairs.

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People still do that?

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It was a dare.

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Who dared you

to crash a wedding?

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Me.

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Oh.

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I crashed a wedding once.

Did you?

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Yeah, in high school.

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Oh.
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But I got caught.

I spent the night in jail.

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I think that happened

more than once

from what I heard.

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You're that guy

running for Senate,

aren't you?

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Yeah, I am that guy.

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And judging

from your speech,

you're not winning?

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No.
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Oh. That's too bad,

the other guy is such a tool.

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He is a tool.

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I wish I could

have made that clearer

in the campaign ads.

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Personally, I think

mooning your friends

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at a college reunion

is no big deal.

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The Post did not have

to run the photo.

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At least

not a full page.

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God, no.

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It was my favorite moment

of your whole campaign.

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Really? I could have

used you on my team

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a couple of months ago.

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I could help poll test

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every word that comes

out of your mouth

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Oh, you like politicians?

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I like it when they do

stuff I can relate to.

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Like pull their

pants down?

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I love that.

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See, that kind of candidate

wouldn't even get elected

to the student council.

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My guy would know

how to tie his own tie.

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It's a clip-on.

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Oh, I wish.

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That would have been

my other favorite moment

of your campaign.

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Do you still

have a chance?

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Is it over?

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He crushed me.

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Sorry.
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Well, losing has

its advantages.

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Like what?

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For one thing,

as a politician,

you're never really alone

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unless you're asleep,

or in the bathroom usually.

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That gets old.

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Really?

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Yeah, I guess I'm mostly

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to having some

time by myself.

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I don't buy it.

I think you love it.

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Do I know you?

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I guess I could have

been more convincing.

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Okay.

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You don't have to worry

about being convincing

till the next election.

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Are you a registered

New York voter?

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Do I sound like I am?

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Holy shit.

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David.

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Oh. Wow, sorry, guys.

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Sorry.

I got to go.

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Sorry.

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Wow.

Hang on.

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You going to give your speech?

Hang on.

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Hey!

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Hey.

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Ma'am.

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I got to go.

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Ma'am?

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That is so much better.

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She's on the move.

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Southwest staircase.

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Excuse me? Ma'am.

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What was that?

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I don't know.

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Are you ready?

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Yeah, yeah.

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All right, go do

the speech. Come on.

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Congressman David Norris.

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I grew up not

far away from here,

in Red Hook.

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- Brooklyn!

- I love you, David!

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I love you more!

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I love you both.

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But we had a rule

in my neighborhood.
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When you got in a fight,

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it wasn't whether or not

you got knocked down,

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it's what you do

when you get back up.

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And I came here

to tell you tonight,

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that I will get back up.

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It's bullshit.

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We didn't have that saying

in my neighborhood.

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It's just one

of those phrases

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that had some traction

with the focus group

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and so we kept using it,

but it's not true.

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In 1998, I did a

cover story for GQ.

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The title was

"Youngest Congressman Ever."

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And since then,

every story has tried

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to explain how

I got here so fast.

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And the word that

people kept using

was "authentic."

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But here's the problem.

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This isn't even my tie.

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Go get Jim for me.

This tie was selected for me

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by a group of specialists

in Tenafly, New Jersey

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who chose it over

56 other ties we tested.

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In fact, our data suggests

that I have to stick to

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either a tie that is red

or a tie that is blue.

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A yellow tie made it look

as if I was taking

my situation lightly,

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and I may in fact,

pull my pants down

again at any moment.

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A silver tie meant that

I'd forgotten my roots.

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My shoes...

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You know, shiny shoes,

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we associate with

high-priced lawyers

and bankers.

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If you want to get

a working man's vote,

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you need to scuff up

your shoes a little bit.

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But you can't scuff

them up so much

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that you alienate

the lawyers

and the bankers

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because you need them

to pay for the specialists

back in Tenafly.

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So, what is the proper

scuffing amount?

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Do you know we actually paid

a consultant $7,300...

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Was it $7,300, Charlie?

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Nice. What an asshole.

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$7,300, for a consultant

to tell us that this is the

perfect amount of scuffing.

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He has to spill

his coffee on his

shirt by 7:05.

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7:05 at the latest.

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I'll get him as soon

as he enters the park.

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Can't imagine

being on this guy

as long as you have.

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...for energy

efficient technologies.

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RSR Venture Capital

announced yesterday

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that former

Congressman David Norris,

would become a senior partner.

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Norris led

an unsuccessful bid

for Senate last month.

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But his concession speech

was considered, by many,

to be electrifying

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and has made him

the obvious front runner

in the 2010 Senate race.

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Investment banker

Charles Traynor founded RSR,

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one of the country's

most successful

venture capital firms.

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Traynor is a childhood

friend of Norris'

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and was the Chairman

of his Senate campaign.

Hey!

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Hey. Tom Frankel from

The Journal is calling

you in five minutes.

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I just gave him this number.

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Give him 3-2-2-7.

I'm not used to

this phone yet.

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No, I can't.

He's going to ask you

about joining the firm.

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All business calls

have to be done on

a company Blackberry.

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Really?

Sarbanes-Oxley,

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you voted for it, pal.

In fact, you co-sponsored

that one.

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Yeah, I remember.

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Hey, I just

saw you on TV.

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Really?

Yeah.

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What did they say?

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You're bald.

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Nice.

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Yeah, it was weird,

too, because it was

a financial show.

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But they were really

captivated by your
receding hairline.

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I got to go,

you jack-off.

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Bye.

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Congressman.

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I have to tell you,

I really admire what

you did last month.

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Thank you.

I appreciate it.

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I wish there were more

politicians like you.

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Thank you.

I'm retired now.

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I had to go

get a real job.

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You'll do well.

Thank you.

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Hey!

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You got a guy

running for the bus.

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There is another M6

right behind me.

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Hey!

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No way.

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Sorry.

303

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Oh, my God.

304

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Have we met?

305

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You look vaguely familiar.

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Waldorf men's room.

You got it.

307

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Were you just staring

at my legs while I slept?

308

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I was defenseless

against the small dress.

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It's a skirt.

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It's a belt.

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What is it with you

and the argyle?

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What is the deal with you

and the boring shades of blue?

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My clothes match.

314

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Did your team pick

that out for you?

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No team. Team is gone.

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Wow.

I did it all by myself.

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I saw your speech.

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Yeah, the speech.

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Something must

have got into me.

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Wow, that is something.

321

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Really augments
the moment.

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Nice ring, asshole.

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Hello? Hello?

324

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It doesn't even work.

325

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Could that ringer

get louder

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or do you have

that maxed out?

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It's a new phone.

328

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Are you going

to run again?

329

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Don't know.

I'm starting

a new job today.

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You have to run again.

You can't do that.

331

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The country will

end up being run by

tools like Linfield.

332

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It kind of is.

333

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Oh, shit.

334

00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,225

Sorry. I don't

know what just happened.

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Are you okay?

336

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I'm fine. Can you

hand me that?

337

00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,989

You sure you okay?

Yeah.

338

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I'll pay for

the dry cleaning.

No, it's really fine.

339

00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,372

Please don't. Wow.

340

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Seven bucks will

probably cover it.

341
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You keep that,

you might need it.

342

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You know what? Here.

343

00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,170

You write your number down

344

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then I can call you and

come pick up your skirt.

345

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Oh, my goodness, me.

346

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That is very smooth.

347

00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,934

Oh, shit.

348

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Why don't you let me

spill some on you

and then we'll be even?

349

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That's a terrible idea.

I think it's a great idea.

350

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Just one bit because

that's not fair.

351

00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,485

You actually are crazy.

No, now it all makes sense.

352

00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:58,280

Okay, hang on. Oh, jeez.

353

00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,658

He's not here.

I know, I'm sorry.

354

00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,368

Who was that?

I don't know. Who cares?

355

00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,495

It'll be on the...

Can you just...

No.

356

00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,415

Okay, now we're

in the third grade.

This is great.

357

00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,713

It's a sturdy little

fucker, isn't it?

358

00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,592

I'm sorry. I don't

know what happened,

it just happened.

359

00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,510

Okay.

360

00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,596

Okay, that was a new phone.

Let's wipe it off.

361

00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,556

I'm Elise, by the way.

362

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I'll remember that.

363

00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,689

That's my number.

Terrific, thank you.

364

00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,611

I'll call you.

365

00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,614

The morning

after the election,

366

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I woke up thinking

about you.

367
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Hey, man, what's up?

368

00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,217

You're not going to believe

who I just ran into.

369

00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,344

Who?

370

00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,511

The girl from

election night.

371

00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,430

The one you kissed?

She kissed me.

372

00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,640

You still sticking

with that story?

373

00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,266

It's the truth.

Whatever, dude.
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They're ready for you

in the main conference room.

375

00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,020

What are the odds?

It's amazing.

376

00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,190

That's great, man,

just don't take her advice

on speeches anymore.

377

00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,108

First time worked,

it's not going to work again.

378

00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,694

You're just jealous

because it's the best

speech I ever gave

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and you didn't write it.

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Just so you know, I think

I'm coming down against

your solar panel thing.

381

00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,533

Why?

382

00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,202

I just don't think

the research is there

383

00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,287

and the price point is too

high on these things.

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Of course,

it's too high.

385

00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,166

But if our company doesn't

get involved with stuff

like this, who will?

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Convince me in the meeting.

387

00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,753

I will. See you, buddy.

388

00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,521

Hey, Janet.

389

00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,612

Hey, Susan.

390

00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,377

We just got

approval for a recalibration

on the Lasalle case.

391

00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,753

Two minutes.

392

00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,800

Hey!
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00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,011

What the hell

are you doing?

394

00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:28,972

Grab him.

395

00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,108

9-1-1, Janet! 9-1 -1! Oh.

396

00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,783

You can't get away, David.

397

00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,050

David, I really wish

you'd just listen to me.

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00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,895

All right,

I'll handle it.

399

00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,403

David,
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you really are making this

harder than it has to be.

401

00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,833

All right,

take it easy, guys.

Take it easy.

402

00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,877

Take it easy.

403

00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,837

It's okay, David.

404

00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,931

No. No, sir.

405

00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,601

It's being taken care of.

406

00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,146

Yes, sir. It's being

taken care of.