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Table of Contents
MAD MEMES: Free Bonus
Table of Contents
Introduction
Yo Mama!
Women jokes
Men Jokes
Funny Blonde Jokes
Conclusion
MAD MEMES: Free Bonus
Introduction
Do you still wonder how heartily have
fun and be fully positive? Well! Then
this book is your most awaited godsend!
In it, you will find a huge variety of
jokes on various vital topics! This
edition will not leave you indifferent.
We guarantee you a charge of powerful
positive because we have collected for
you the funniest jokes and composed
them in our book!
So, start reading! Enjoy every joke, feel
the positive and excellent mood and do
not forget to tell a joke to your friends!
Yo Mama!
In this section, you will find lots of jokes
about mom. After reading jokes, you
will be able to answer easily your
abuser in response, affecting the most
vulnerable.
We have collected these jokes for you so
that you can have fun plunging into the
world of humor.
So read our book, laugh and don't take
jokes to heart.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon
to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the
local swimming baths into the dead
sea.
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Your momma's like a hardware store, 3
cents a screw.
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Yo momma's got more mileage than a
New York city taxi.
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Your mama so ugly she makes cry.
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Your mom is like a race car driver, she
burns 50 rubbers a day.
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Yo momma is a carpenter's
dream...she's flat as a board and she's
never been screwed.
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Your mothers so fat, she left the house
with high-heels and came back with flip-
flops.
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her
that she lost her mind, she went looking
for it.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a
ruler to bed to see how long she could
sleep.
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yo momma so stupid when thieves
broke into her house and stole the TV
she chased after them shouting ''wait
you forgot the remote''.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to
climb her.
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Your momma so fat... She put on her
lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car
and said: Who threw that rock???
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a
parked car!
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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw
her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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Your mama so fat she was going to
Walmart tripped over Kmart and
landed right on target!
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Yo Mama so fat every time she sits
down they add another country to the
map.
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Yo Mama so fat her belly button gets
home 15 mins before she does.
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Yo Mama so fat her shadow weighs 35
pounds.
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Yo Mama so fat I told her to haul ass and
she had to make two trips.
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Yo Mama so fat if she buys a fur coat
a species will be extinct.
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Yo Mama so fat she can’t even jump to a
conclusion.
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Yo Mama so fat she has to put her belt
on with a boomerang.
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Yo Mama so fat she hasn’t got cellulite,
she’s got call heavy.
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Yo Mama so fat she’s got more chins
than a Honk Kong phone book.
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Yo Mama so fat when her beeper goes
off, people think she is backing up.
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Yo Mama so fat when she gets on the
scale it says “To be continued.”
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Q: What book do women like the
most?
A: This is "Their husband's
checkbook!"
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Q: What takes up 12 parking spaces?
A: 6 Women drivers.
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Q: What do you call a woman covered
in tattoos?
A: Muriel.
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Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs
from another. Monkeys and girls both are
same. they fight only for Banana, Boys
and rats are same they search only holes.
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Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it
gets?
A: Women.
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Q: What's the difference between
your bonus and your dick?
You don't have to beg a woman to
blow your bonus.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named
after women?
A: When they come they're wild and
wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them.
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Q: What is a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
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Q: What's the difference between
Jelly and Jam?
A: You can't jelly a dick down a
woman's throat
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Q: Why do only 15 percent of men make
it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be
called hell.
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Q: Why do so few men end up in
Heaven?
A: They never stop to ask directions
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Q: What do you call a married man
vacuuming?
A: Doing what he's told...
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Q: How many men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb and
two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.
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Q: How does a man show he's
planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead
of one.
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Q: What do you call the useless piece
of skin on a penis?
A: The man.
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Q: Why do some guys have Red Eyes
after Sex?
A: Mace.
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“$300” – he replied.
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A blonde guy gets home early from
work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs
to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting. “What’s up?”
he says. “I’m having a heart attack,”
cries the woman.
Thanks!
Harris Billigon
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