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Script Aguilar Tfm110 Rewrite
Script Aguilar Tfm110 Rewrite
STREET - NIGHT 1
Unknown person walking along dark street. It’s windy and
raining. Suddenly, a loud CREAKING sound as a tree starts to
fall. Person cowers and starts to SCREAM.
CUT TO:
2 INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 2
A plain-looking man in his late 30s (DONALD) is sitting on a
couch. He’s wearing ratty sweats, fully engrossed in
watching Jeopardy!. A cat sits on his lap.
ALEX TREBEK (ON TV)
This Shakespeare character
proclaimed that ’all the world’s a
stage’.
DONALD
Jacque.
CONTESTANT (ON TV)
Who is Jacque?
ALEX TREBEK (ON TV)
That is correct!
Donald leans back into the couch, smug.
DONALD
Eli! What a... surprise!
ELI and the rest of the hooded figures start filing past
into the living room. One starts petting Donald’s cat.
ELI
Donald, someone just got flattened
by a tree down the street.
DONALD
Uh...is that right?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
ELI
I assume you have a good reason for
not being there right now?
Donald casts a guilty glance at the television.
ELI (CONT’D)
(sighing) Donald, we’ve come to
give you your final warning. As of
now, you’re 9,567,920 souls behind
on your yearly quota-
OTHER REAPER
9,567,921 now, if we’re counting
the tree girl.
ELI
Yes, thank you, Phil. (to Donald)
We’ve been letting you slide for
far too many millennia now. I don’t
care how you do it, but if you
don’t fill that debt by the New
Year, you’re finished.
DONALD
What are you saying?
ELI
You’ll be joining the mortals in
the afterlife. But this time, you
won’t be able to leave. Ever. What
do you think about that?
Donald glowers at him, silent.
ELI
Good. We’ll be leaving then, as
there’s just been a five-car pileup
on the freeway. Move out!
The Reapers all whoop and race out the door. Donald slowly
lowers himself back on the couch.
DONALD
I’m in real trouble now, huh?
STRANGER
This is great! Are you promoting a
new club?
DONALD
(confused) Um. No, I -what?
STRANGER
(laughing) You even have a scythe!
Dude, this is gnarly. I love it.
I’m Casey, by the way.
DONALD
Um, Donald. (beat) So...you
actually want to hear about the
afterlife?
CASEY
(smiling) Hit me.
4 INT. COFFEE SHOP- AFTERNOON 4
Casey and Donald sit across from each other, Casey drinking
coffee. Donald is still wearing his robes but with the hood
off, and looks out of place and awkward.
DONALD
...So. You work here?
CASEY
Yeah. It sucks. I don’t even like
coffee.
Donald’s gaze falls to Casey’s mug. Casey notices and waves
his hand dismissively.
CASEY (CONT’D)
Free for employees. Can’t really
turn that down, eh?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
DONALD
Guess not.
CASEY
So, you gonna tell me what your
deal is?
DONALD
Right. Well. I’m a grim reaper.
Like a real one.
CASEY
(beat) That is definitely not--.
Wow. Um. Ok.
CASEY
Sorry. You’re just not what I
pictured you guys looking like...
DONALD
Like in the movies?
CASEY
Yeah. This is kind of comforting
actually, in a weird way. (beat)
So... what do you do for fun?
DONALD
(visibly thrown) Um. I have a cat?
And I watch Jeopardy a lot. I’m
pretty good at it.
CASEY
That’s depressing as shit. Want to
go to the beach?
DONALD
Uh. Now?
CASEY
Yeah! Can you swim?
DONALD
I’m scared of water.
Casey cracks up.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
CASEY
Dude, why? It’s not like you can
drown or anything.
Casey stands up then, calling out to his coworker.
CASEY
Monica, I’m not coming in later. My
friend and I have plans.
Casey drags Donald out the door as his coworker yells.
ELI (O.S.)
(warningly) What are you doing,
Donald?
Donald yells, startled, as Eli appears next to him.
ELI (CONT’D)
If you’re just going to sit around
hoping for this one to drop dead,
you’re even more incompetent than I
thought.
ELI
I know how you like to get
attached, that’s all. Don’t let
loneliness screw you over. Again.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
DONALD
Oh, um. Sorry?
CASEY
Nah, I don’t mind. Let’s go for
food. You can eat, right?
DONALD
(beat) Yeah, I can eat.
CASEY
Awesome.
6 INT. CASEY’S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 6
Donald and Casey are sitting on the couch, lazily eating
pizza and drinking beer. We see a calendar on the wall
reading DECEMBER. A basketball game is on.
CASEY
(casually) So, how’s the soul
collecting thing going?
CASEY
(fondly) Shut up, you know that’s
not what I meant.
Casey sits up straight on the couch, muting the TV.
CASEY (CONT’D)
Look, I figured it out, ok? I know
how to solve everything!
DONALD
None of this is your problem.
Casey waves his words away, looking excited.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
CASEY
No, no, hear me out. I know I’ve
distracted you from your job these
past few months, because I’m always
inviting you to dinner, and the
beach, and to, like, Target-
DONALD
You don’t distract-
CASEY
Dude, seriously shut up. So, I
worked out a way to help you.
Casey jumps up and goes over to the kitchen, rummaging in
the cupboards. He pulls out a handgun.
DONALD
Hold on now--
Casey walks back over to the couch, depositing the gun into
the hands of a shocked-looking Donald.
CASEY
(smug) You’re going to kill me.
Casey leans back into the couch, doing jazz hands.
DONALD
...Come again?
Casey rolls his eyes, impatient.
CASEY
Come on, man. My life isn’t going
anywhere! My job sucks. It’s
Christmas Eve, and my family isn’t
around. The best part of my week is
chilling with you. We do my plan,
you get my soul, and then you can
get going on everyone else. Plus,
you can come visit me in the
afterlife whenever, right? It’s a
total win-win!
DONALD
(still stunned) The best part of
your week is...seeing me?
CASEY
Uh, yeah, man.
Donald looks away then, still cradling the gun. He looks
unhappy. Casey narrows his eyes.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
CASEY
I thought you’d be happy. I just
solved everything for you, and I
don’t even get a fucking thanks.
Donald jumps up suddenly and gestures to the tv.
DONALD
(angrily) You know what’s not in
the afterlife, Casey? The NBA!
Pizza! The beach! You’ll never see
any of that again.
CASEY
So what? You’ll be there!
DONALD
And how was this plan supposed to
work, anyway? You do know I can’t
actually kill people, right?
CASEY
That’s why I got the gun.
DONALD
It doesn’t work like that.
DONALD
(panicked) Casey, come on. You
don’t want this.
Casey runs over to the door, opening it as he speaks.
CASEY (CONT’D)
(yelling) I hope Eli is the one who
finds my bullet-ridden corpse,
asshole!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
ELI
Didn’t I warn you about him,
Donald?
ELI
Ah, but that’s no fun for anyone,
right, Reapers?
Other reapers shuffle around guiltily, looking at the
ceiling and avoiding eye contact with Donald.
ELI (CONT’D)
Here’s what’s going to happen. I’m
not going to let you go that easy.
You’ve caused all of us,
particularly me, a great deal of
annoyance these past months,
picking up your slack. So we’re
going to do the same to you. I’m
not taking you now. I’m going to
bide my time. And when you’re
having a grand old life with him,
that’s when I’ll come for you, tear
you away from everything you care
about when you least expect it.
I’ll--
ELI
And? It’s not like he’s going
anywhere anytime soon!
Eli turns back to where Donald was standing, but he isn’t
there. Looking down the hall, we see Donald’s robe
disappearing behind the closing stairwell door. Casey is
gone from the floor.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
ELI
For fuck’s sake. Look what you did
now!
He starts to go after them, but is stopped by a hand on his
shoulder.
DIFFERENT REAPER
No offense, Eli, but I think we all
know we’ve been fighting a losing
battle with Donald for centuries.
I’m out.
REAPER #3
(timidly) Maybe you need a new
hobby other than Donald.
DONALD
Free will, I guess.
CASEY
Hilarious. If you’re not gonna
dance, rinse my cup out for me.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
The eyes blink at the camera, and vanish into the dark.