I have been sacked from

I have split up with my girl I have started a course in

my job for drinking on
/ boyfriend Portuguese
duty

I have passed my pilot’s

I have put on 5 kilos. I have dyed my hair pink.
exams.

I have been to France and I I have got married to an

My pet snake has died.
have seen the Mona Lisa 80-year old millionaire.

I have pierced my tongue I have been to Egypt and

I have moved to a big
and put a ring in it. climbed the Pyramids.
house on the Peak