THE PLAYOFF

Beer is always wet.

Pussy needs a little work.

BEER 1
PUSSY 0
 Warm beer
tastes awful.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 1
PUSSY 1
 A really cold
beer is
satisfying.

One point to Beer.

BEER 2
PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of
your favorite beer you
find a hair between
your teeth, you may
vomit.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2
PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and
you can't drive home.

Ten Pussies in one night

and you don't want to
drive anywhere.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2
PUSSY 3
 If you have a lot of
beer in a public place,
your reputation may
suffer.

If you eat any Pussy in

public,
you become a legend.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2
PUSSY 4
If a cop stops you and
you smell of beer you
may get arrested.

If you smell of
Pussy he may buy
you a beer.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2
PUSSY 5
You normally
don't find old
beer.

One point to Beer.

BEER 3
PUSSY 5
Too much beer and
you'll think you see
flying saucers.

Too much Pussy

and you'll think
you've seen God.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 3
PUSSY 6
 In most
countries
there's a tax on
beer.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 3
PUSSY 7
 If you have
another beer the
first one never
gets pissed off.

One point to Beer.

BEER 4
PUSSY 7
You can always be
sure if you're the
first one to open a
bottle or can.

One point to Beer.

BEER 5
PUSSY 7
 If you shake
beer it'll get all
agitated but it
eventually it
settles down.

One point to Beer.

BEER 6
PUSSY 7
You always know
how much beer is
going to cost.

One point to Beer.

BEER 7
PUSSY 7
 Beer doesn't
have a mother.

One point to Beer.

BEER 8
PUSSY 7
 Beer never
expects to be
hugged for half
an hour after
you've drank it.

One point to Beer.

BEER 9
PUSSY 7
 FINAL SCORE
BEER 9
PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is

settled, the clear
winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry,
degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer
would experience none of those feelings, let alone
express them.

An extra point for BEER