A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale!

Get
your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy
responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them
home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was
acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the
dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the
f*cking potatoes!"

THAT’S THE SPIRIT

PEDRO (selling fish in a corner, getting his customers’ attention
by yelling): Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!
PREACHER: Why are you calling them “dam fish”?
PEDRO: Because I caught these pieces of fish at the local dam,
Reverend.
PREACHER: Okay, I now understand. I’ll buy a couple of these
fish.
After paying Pedro for the fish he bought, the Preacher takes
them home to his wife.
PREACHER: Mary, will you cook these dam fish for our launch
please.
Mary: (responds with great surprise) I didn't know it was
acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.
So, the Preacher readily explains to her said wife why they are
dam fish. Later at the dinner table…
PREACHER: (asks his son Juan) My dear boy Juan, will you
please pass the dam fish.
JUAN: Wow! That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the fucking
potatoes to me!
HAHAHAHA, OH BOY!