Chuck Norris Joke

Chuck Norris will never have a heart

attack. His heart is not nearly foolish
enough to attack him.

Desde el 2005 están muy de moda los "Chuck Norris Facts". Por si no lo conocéis Chuck Norris es un
actor y campeón de artes marciales que tiene fama de duro. Los chistes explotan esa imagen de duro.
(Since 2005 the "Chuck Norris Facts" are very fashionable. In case you do not know him Chuck Norris
is an actor and martial arts champion who has a reputation for being tough. The jokes explode that
image of hard.)
 Hilarious jokes
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir,
would you mind if I crossed your field instead
of going around it? You see, I have to catch
the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And

if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11
one.”