Mrs F-G: Well I expect you must be proud of your son,

Fred.
Mrs K: Ooh yeah, ‘e’s a cracker is our Fred.
Mrs F-G: Being in that church brought back memories.
Mrs K: Why’s that then?
Mrs F-G: The Major and I were married here over 25
years ago. Actually I wore the same dress.
Mrs K: I thought it was looking a bit yellow.
Mrs F-G: Excuse me! It was made by the finest
milliners in town.
Mrs K: Eh? Milliners? What?