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Good Detective
Good Detective
M COL.LANDA
I have no doubt, and yes, some Good, we more or less, all agree.
Germans will die., and yes, it Gentlemen, I have no intention,
will of
ruin the evening, and yes, Killing Hitler, and killing
Goebbels Goebbels,
will be very very very mad at you and Killing Gerring, and killing
for what you've done to his big Boorman, not to mention winning
night. the
But you won't get Hitler, you war single handedly for the
won't allies,
get Goebbels, you won't get only later, to find myself
Gering, standing
and you won't get Boorman. And before a Jewish tribunal.
you
need all four to end the war. I q
Now they get it.
(PAUSE)
But if I don't pick up that COL.LANDA
phone, If you want to win the war,
right there, you may very well tonight,
get We have to make a deal.
all four. And if you get all
four, LT.ALDO
you end the war...tonight. What kinda deal?
The Nazi Colonel lifts up the
bottle of Chianti, and fills COL.LANDA
three glasses. As he pours, he The kind you wouldn't have the
says; authority to make. However, I'm
sure
COL.LANDA this mission of yours, has a
So gentlemen, lets discuss the commanding officer? A General,
prospect of ending the war- I'm
tonight. betting. For ..
All three have their Chianti
filled glasses. (THINKING)
.O.S.S. would be my guess.
COL.LANDA Aldo's eyebrows reveal that was a
good guess.
COL.LANDA
Oooh, that's a bingo. Is that the
way you say it, That's a bingo?
LT.ALDO
You just say, bingo.
COL.LANDA
Bingo! How fun. But I digress,
where
were we? Oh yes, make a deal.
Over
there is a very capable two way
radio. And sitting behind it, is
a
more then capable radio operator,
named Herrman. Get me somebody on
the other end of that radio with
the
power of the pen, to authorize my
- Let's call it, the terms of my
conditional surrender, if that
taste
better going down.