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She: Hey, I wanted your help in this.
Me: Hi! Don't you have a Point of Contact assigned for this one?
She: Yes, but he hasn't replied.
Me: My bad. I replied earlier.
She: Haha

She: Today, I bought coffee and the shop guy gave me wrong one. It's cold one.
Me: All they wanted to do was to surprise you.
She: Haha

Positive & Humourous One-Liners

1. He does not get lost, he discovers alternative destinations.

2. Age doesn't always brings wisdom. Sometimes, age comes alone.
3. He is not short and wide. He is anatomically compact.
4. I am tall so that I can see the top of fridge to clean it everyday.
5. Sometimes I think I understand everything ------- then I regain conciousness.
6. I said no to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
7. What do you get when you eat onions and beans? Tear gas.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.
9. I would explain it to you but your brain would explode.
10. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
11. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
12. Time may be a great healer but it's lousy beautician.

Insultives
13. His antenna doesn't pickup all the channels.
14. 

Humorous QnAs

Q. Where will you find a no-legged dog?

A. Right where you left him.

Q. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

A. Nothing, they just waved.

Q.  

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