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EMMETT watches as ELLE slings BRUISER back over her shoulder. EMMETT. But | don’t think dogs are exactly allowed in class.Lof iy LEGALLY BLONDE ~ The Musical EMMETT SIDES ELLE (smiles a bit) Oh, Bruiser’s nota dog. Bruiser’s family. I'll just drop him off at my room. He'd be happier there anyway: Bruiser loves Days of Our Lives. V'll see you ater then. STOPB of lo LEGALLY BLONDE ~The Musical EMMETT SIDES = START EMMETT and ELLE are left alone. BLLE Emmett, I'm sorry — EMMETT ~ I don’t need you to be sorry. J need you to tell ine the alibi ELLE Ecan’tbecause | gave Brooke my word, Having an alibi isn’t the only way to win this case. EMMETT No, but it sure would help, ELLE Work with me, We'll fice Brooke the right way. The noble way. EMMETT This isn't a Lifetime Original Movie. Elle. I'm not interested in nobility tight now, I'm more interested in saving Brooke's life, ELLE No you're nol, You're more interested in impressing Callahan EMMETT li, be IS my boss, And if | impress him he'll make me associate, ELLE And jeopardize your elient’s trust and our integrity? EMMETT Well, when you put it that way. ELLE Exactly, you butthead. My word means something, L know yours does too. EMMETT No one’s culled me a butthead since third grade, ELLE Maybe not to your face. C'mon, let's get out of here EMMETT Why do you always have to be right?oF le LEGALLY BLONDE — The Musical EMMETT SIDES (ELLE takes EMMETT and teads hira by the hand) ELLE don’t have to be... shen I'm with you, {just am, Hey, if you want to impress Callahan, 1 can help. EMMETT Okay, How? ELLE Listen, [love your semufiy vibe, but “Casual Friday” is so not in Callahan's vocabulary, and you have to dress the past if you want to yet ahead. EMMETT Elle, didn’t your mother ever teach you about not judging a book by its cover? ELLE She did. And books with tattered covers stay on the shelf, EMMETT. Thanks a lot ELLE Emmett, this isn’t a perfect world, Think people haven’s judged me my whole life? Think it wasn't a good ides to make navy my new pink? EMMETT No, that was a good idea, ELLE Tknow. EMMETT Where are we going exactly? ELLE You trust me, don't you? EMMETT Of course. ELLE Then don't stop now. sToP5 of Piano / Vocal Legally Blonde [9 CHIP ON MY SHOULDER (Part 1) aie and Lyrics by (Emmett, Elle, Delta Nus) pa URENCE O'KEEFE and NELL BEnUAMIN Arranges by EI NG LAURENCE O°KEEFEVAMES SAMPLINER! ‘ALE TACAMOIRE START AT MEASURE 22 A little faster? EMMETT: “Hey. Whoo, Ble. wha's up, doc?” Slowly 3 ‘ & . 7 10d 4d ae sig Pip in] Colla voce, slow To pot my ith in Love foklowed wifere i To my per ‘waweme? 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