THE MISADVENTURES OF VIENTTERAN DRUG DEALERS

STARING

Wolffe The Human Ranger

Neutral Good Softboi

As played by

Dipo “Questionable” Bijak

Auber Gymnastius the High Elf

Necromancer

True Neutral Necrophiliac

As played by

Senna Paladin of Allah

Dragden Ironhand The Dwarf Druid

Chaotic Neutral Methaddict

As played by

Kaizar BESTBOI Nararya

ABU The Human Fighter

Neutral Good PTSD victim

As played by

SPV Hanin

Hana The Tabaxi Bard

Lawful Good FURRY

As played by

Goro Goro

Li Fulong The Human Sorcerer

True Neutral Isekai protagonist

As played by NO PIC HELP

Insan Nugroho
 ACT 2: Derailing Begins

A few weeks after their arrival in their HQ, whilst each of the members of the group is starting to settle
down with their new-found life working for a crime organization, is busy acclimating in their new home,
Hana and Wolffe training at the HQ Grounds, Auber and Fulong extensively discussing the nature of
Necromancy and the peculiar background of Fulong, while Walter White Dragden is cooking up magical
meth Shannish in his lab, all-in-all, a very standard day for the Vienterran Drug Dealers.

During a light brunch in the mansion, Bogdan notifies that they have received their first mission by their
employer: Deus ex Machina in a box, Flick, for their first task, disrupting a rival smuggling group named
“Seven Sailors”, In light of this, the group calls for a strategy to be developed, Wolffe, the gruff looking
ranger calls for an initial scouting prior to action, which the parties agrees to, Dragden volunteers to
shapeshift unto a cat and scout inside, Auber and Abu make ready near the doors, while Hana opts for
creating distractions by playing music outside.

The Noon dawns on Black Water city, and the party is off to Seven Sailors, the locale surrounding Seven
Sailors itself is located in the less-than-tasteful port area of the city, where fisherman and smugglers
alike dock their ships, and move their less-than-legitimate goods on and off their ships. The situation is
rather crowded, as to be expected of a port area in high noon.

After parking their wagon outside the immediate vicinity, the party begins to take their respective
positions. Short exchanges of looks are made and Hana nods to Dragden, immediately after the form of
the rasta haired dwarf begins to morphs and shifts into a small black cat, and with a soft “mew” he
begins to scales the building to reach the open-window in the second story.

On the outside Hana begins to play his lute, a crowd of passer-by stops and look upon him, astounded,
not only by the soothing Italian PastaPizzaFettucini Droyskian song he plays, but also mesmerized by the
sight of this furry fuck Tabaxi, which is an uncommon sight in Vienterra.

Wolffe remained hidden in the shadows surveying the buildings, Auber afk examines his spell book
preparing for what to cast in case things goes south, while Auber, has an episode of manic ptsd as a
former co-worker that approached him mention of his now very very dead parents. Good riddance. He’s
now a fantasy batman with nets and shit. Because of dead parents, except Abu is poor, and a fisherman,
not a multi-billionaire CEO of Wayne Enterprise.

On the inside, after scouting and taking note of the layout tries to return to the open-window where he
entered, which Dragden found out is now already closed, and near that window, none other the Seven
Sailor Chief, seeing that simply breaking the window would cast too much suspicion to the group’s
future plan, Dragden opted to make a distraction. “okay that dickwaffer is near the windows how do I
get him to move? Oh yeah, I’ll just take a shit on his book and meowed really hard, hopefully he’ll throw
me out the windor”

So he did, Dragden let out a horrendous BRAP and a hot, steaming, semi-liquid, coagulated line of cat
shit landed on the Chief’s ledger.
Fortunately this got the Chief’s attention, unfortunately, instead of throwing the cat out like as expected
by any sane person would do, the Seven Sailor Chief decided to beat the wind out of a poor defenseless
cat instead of like throwing him out, wtf DM I didn’t derailed the campaign, I mean because who in the
right mind would beat up a cat, I mean, would you beat a cat? Like the sensible thing is to throw him out
not beat the cat up.1

As Dragden’s HP hits 0, his form returns to his former Dwarf form. Knowing that the plan is starting to
gone into the shitters, Dragden turns to the window and yelled to his friends, and so those outside rush
inside the building, and so the Initiatives is rolled.

[TLDR FIGHTING STARTS]

After the group made sure that all of the Seven Sailor’s member is disposed of, and odd feeling of
calmness falls on the group, they all exchange nervous looks, “I guess we’re killers now huh?” Dragden
sighed, “Well it’s not like it’s the first time we have criminal records in this city” Hana scoffed.

Auber, who’s standing near the entrance, rushed inside and locked the door, slumped his back against
the door, and muttered exhaustedly: “City Guard’s here, too many, we can’t take them all out”, Wolffe
in a heartbeat yelled “To the boat! As he pointed to the docked Caravel behind the Seven Sailor HQ.

Dragden, Hana, Abu, Wolffe, Fu Long, and finally Auber one-by-one oard the ship. As the man steps unto
the deck, some of the Guards finally made their way to the docking area, Abu, being the only
experienced sailor in the group immediately orders the group to attend to the ship, Abu to be ready on
the Helm, Hana focuses on the sails, and Wolffe trying to cut the anchor off, while the casters : Auber
and Dragden make ready to delay the rushing Guards.

Dragden casted Entagle on the entrance to the docking area creating a difficult terrain to delay them,
the majority of the guards are kept at bay by the sprouting vines and roots, but some power through
them, those that did get through immidiately arm their Crossbow and squarely aimed them to Abu, after
a few volley of bolts finds purchase unto Abu’s torso, the frail fisherman is downed.

By this point more of the guards arrived at the docking area, and some even get through to the docking
platform, seeing this Auber casted firebolt unto the docking platform, burning them as to prevent access
by the guards. At this point Hana is hurling orders left and right from the Helm to let loose the sail.

As the sail loosen, the ship begins gain knots. The Guards, seeing that their target starting to gain
distance, shot another volley of crossbow bolts unto the deck, but in a timely manner Dragden casted
gust of wind, scattering some of the projectiles, and pushing the sail, gaining more speed.

The ship is now off the harbor, the crew escaped by the skin of their teeth.

Now, this rag tag team of softboi, necrophiliac, methaddict, batman wannabe, furry and isekai
protagonist reforge and reshape their journey against the DM planned adventure to find a new passage
to Droyske.

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I’m kidding Pandu don’t kill off my character
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