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B.J. was one of many fellow inmates who had big plans for the future. He had a vision: when he
got out he was gonna leave the dope game for good and fly straight and he was actually working
on merging his two passions into one vision. He’d spent 10,000 dollars to buy a website that
exclusively featured women having sex on top of or inside of luxury sports cars. It was my first
week in federal prison and I was learning quickly that it wasn’t what you see on TV. In fact, it was
teaming with smart, ambitious men whose business instincts were in many cases as sharp as
those of the CEO’s who had wined and dined me 6 months earlier when I was a rising star in the
Missouri Senate
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Now, 95% of the guys that I was locked up with had been drug dealers on the outside, but when
they talked about what they did they talked about it in a different jargon, but the business
concepts that they talked about weren’t unlike those that you’d learn in a firstyear MBA class at
Wharton: promotional incentives, you never charge a firsttime user, focusgrouping new product
launches, territorial expansion, but they didn’t spend a lot of time reliving the glory days. For the
most part everyone was just trying to survive. It’s a lot harder than you might think. Contrary to
what most people think, people don’t pay, taxpayers don’t pay, for your life when you’re in prison.
You gotta pay for your own life. You gotta pay for your soap, your deodorant, toothbrush,
toothpaste; all of it. And it’s hard for a couple reasons. First, everything’s marked up 30 50%
from what you’d pay on the street and second, you don’t make a lot of money. I unloaded trucks,
that’s what my full time job, unloading trucks at a food warehouse for $5.25, not an hour, but per
month. So, how do you survive?
We learned to hustle. There are all kinds of hustles. There are legal hustles. You pay everything
in stamps, that’s the currency; you charge another inmate to clean his cell. There’s sort of illegal
hustles: like you run a barber shop out of your cell. There’s pretty illegal hustles: you run a tattoo
parlor out of your own cell. And there’s very illegal hustles which you smuggle in or get smuggled
in drugs, pornography, cell phones. And just as in the outer world there’s a riskreward tradeoff,
so the riskier the enterprise the more profitable it can potentially be. You wanna cigarette in
prison? Three to five dollars. You want an oldfashioned cell phone that you flip open and is
about as big as your head? Three hundred bucks. You want a dirty magazine? Well, it can be
as much as a thousand dollars.
So, as you can probably tell, one of the defining aspects of prison life is ingenuity. Whether it was
concocting delicious meals from stolen scraps from the warehouse, sculpting people’s hair with
toenail clippers, or constructing weights from boulders in laundry bags tied onto tree limbs,
prisoners learn how to make do with less. And many of them want to take this ingenuity that
they’ve learned to the outside and start restaurants, barber shops, personal training businesses.
But there’s no training, nothing to prepare them for that, no rehabilitation at all in prison, no one to
help them write a business plan, figure out a way to translate the business concept they
intuitively grasp into legal enterprises, no access to the internet even. And then, when they come
out, most states don’t even have a law prohibiting employers from discriminating against people
with a background. So none of us should be surprised that two out of three exoffenders
reoffend within five years.
Look, I lied to the feds. I lost a year of my life from it. But, when I came out, I vowed that I was
gonna do whatever I could to make sure that guys like the ones I was locked up with didn’t have
to waste anymore of their life than they already had. So, I hope that you’ll think about helping in
some way. The best thing we can do is figure out ways to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and
the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons because, if we don’t, they’re not going to learn
any new skills that’s going to help them and they’ll be right back. All that they’ll learn on the inside
is new hustles.
Thank you.