EXTRA-VEGAN-ZA!!!

Hi, my name is Jim, today we’re gonna talk about human. What’s wrong? I’m
not human, I just a piece of coloured paper. Hehehe...
Back to the topic.
I’ve heard about the plant-eater people or vegan for instance. I’m very curious
about this kinda people. They’re always said that husbandry is full of cruelty,
destroying nature, and unhealthy.
Let we hear about this conversation of two people.
A: Hi Carla, whatchu eat this morning?
B: I ate tofurkey steak with vegan cheese and a cup of soybean milk. It’s very
delicious.
A: What on earth tofurkey steak is?
B: Well, it’s a meat-like steak made by tofu, that’s the better and healthier way to
eat steak.
A: Oh my god, why you pushing yourself to eat like that?
B: Animals are just like us they need to stay alive and how dare you kill them to
devastate your appetite?
A: Wait...wait... Clara lemme get this straight. We all from our ancestors were
eating meat and what’s wrong with it?
B: Meats are unhealthy it brings us diseases.
A: OK, but if you cook it properly it will kill all the microorganisms.
B: But meat is just unhealthy!!!
A: Well, now it’s my turn. I thought I knew that there’s an eggplant, but I never
heard about a cheese plant? And how dare you eat my food’s food? #thuglife
B: Facepalm -_-
So, guys, what can we learned from this story?
Cattle : Ehmmm… Can I answer?
Jim : Yes cattle, of course.
Cattle : Just stop!!! this stupid conversation!!! I’m also vegan too, but I can
convert the plant into something useful, not like you narrow-mind.
Moooooo…
Hahaha... Thank’s cattle... Well, anyway we in Indonesia are eat animals from
top to toe, would you like to try intestine satai? Or rujak cingur that made from cattle’s
nose? And ceker setan or devil’s foot? Let’s come to Indonesia and I’ll show your
around. Well, that’s enough from me. Bye now.