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The Anthropologist
They seem to be attracted to flashing lights. They gather in cells with pounding, steady
low-frequency vibration under strobing light set to the same steady rhythm. When they are put
in an environment with these conditions, they wiggle. I presume that they try to wiggle to the
same steady beat as their environment, but this is only because their movements jerk very
close to the beat but rarely does one seem to count time precisely.
The findings of this particular field outing may prove misleading as this sample group are
all of the same cultural background and age. They identify themselves as middle classed and
and revolutions around their pilot star. Most identify themselves with an added qualifier of
race. This is decided by skin tone and geographical origin of their family. Most here are
Caucasoid, or "white." Gender is nearly evenly mixed, with a slightly higher concentration of
female.
Against one wall of the cell is a long table which an authority figure stands behind. The
table looks like wood but feels like plastic. The authority figure's main duty is to trade a liquid
for symbolic currency. The liquid, when orally consumed, poisons their organic body, but
produces a supposedly desirable mental effect. When this agent attempted to consume a
popular liquid made, as best as I could gather from an intoxicated patron calling his self Jared,
by spoiling hops, my meatsuit was invaded by unwanted gasses. It was a cavalier decision
After an hour more of observing their repeated motions in off-time to the lights with
current base of operation. Their vehicles work mechanically. In this agents opinion, the
mechanical technology is the truest example of this species' ability to adapt to their lower level
thought processes. There must be something to be said of how the rumble of a combustion
I was so enamored by this feeling that I forgot about their ridiculous sense of law
imposed on the pilots of these fantastic machines. When I inevitably did something wrong,
strobing lights and screeching noise began to follow me. The lights, by their distinction, blue.
An officer, comes to the side of my car and I remember to roll down my window and of
course, show the respect an officer expects. He asks, "Sir, are you aware that you were driving
This was not really a question, but the answer to it was no. I respond, "I'm sorry, I forgot
where I was."
He seems to take on a more familiar tone and asks, "Oh, you're no illegal alien then, are
ya, eh?"
I panic, and my meatsuit begins to pour liquid from its pores, "Oh no sir, I'm a sack of