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Dont Forget Your Filter My Edit
Dont Forget Your Filter My Edit
Not in a million years should you forget your filter!
You wouldn't want to stand out.
Keeping your eccentric thoughts out of the classroom is a MUST!
Don't volunteer, you want to fit in.
Only engage if everyone else does.
Thinking outside the box might cause you're one of a kind background to slip past your filter.
Always agree!
Showing any disagreements might cause conversation.
You don't ever want to socialize!
You want everyone to think you're socially inadequate.
Now that you're filter is on you should be in your most intense mental prison!
(Meaning you should no longer be you, instead you want to appear as though you're behind
the scenes, an empty shell with an invisible personality )
And if for one split second you start to sense the presence of the dragons and the unicorns or
any other latent creatures,
Immediately replace your filter!
Because you're increasing insanity might be attempting to liberate you.
And if this does happen which, it should,
Just don't let the transformers transform the throne that is your brain,
You'll want to reserve that space as a cup holder for when your empty shell gets just a tad bit
daft and recalcitrant,
A cup of filtered water will keep you from ever becoming a paragon.
Suppress any and everything that makes you unique,
Because at the end of the day no perspective, plus no creativity, along with mental
imprisonment will get you exactly what you want in life,
Nothing.
But who cares, the successful ones are just the weird people who don't understand the
importance of limiting your horizons .