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Yes. my ad is amity ofcer-2 clone. Wale pa ngonglleking ‘nckootapok so oob ng bahoy ‘nomin But ve had boytionds, petogo nga lang. FV had my way fie for hem to court me at hore, ‘4230 walang noglelats noob SIR, YES, SIR! ay dad knows abou tis shoot, He just sad ako na fang ang bohat, an do it mse He doesnt read aM bat he brows whats Actual, walang collector ng FHM sa min Raia shaming ‘maghakopatid OLD ENOUGH TO TRY Fm th eldest hil The oly military training had inside the house was. Curfew no telephone. Da | oul ou, 0 twrotokos long ok, But Tater on my parents gtd a i ‘When went to calle, pnayagan ‘a chorg gum. _NO STRINGS ATTACHED “never dance with strangers at slabs. Labways dance with my ‘ends When someone comes up tointoduce himself is oay with ime, butt es fo end ther. Wolong luhanan ng purbe,woleng haut no. ‘SHE WANTS A MAN Depa metine rn yng looking ‘anlligaw sa oki twat © rake me fel safe. No need for use, baste makang matopng fang ike splodooking sys Noneed or toes, to, Bost ‘moter, ACP For more sizing photos of our GF this month, text GFM ON fo 7398 3 i ’ iwae ie oh She lets us all in on her dirty little deeds! ‘A guy Iknow on Friendster sted me fr my number. 1 blige because 1 was lonely nda bit heartbroken tat time, He sid he wo rom aril 'm fom Baguio) and he aeady has aki. [admired his honesty 20 fecided to meetup with him afer my clase. The plan was for usto pa and drink a Camp John Hay, When met im, ound nse king hi instaniy, We dove around tnd fund dace spot as ‘ming and the fog ask ‘After few stories and a ber, we began kissing tony He began o undress my ring uniform and ick my twin peaks. He said he loved fucking Baguio is Because theyre oot, which made ze more wet and raring t 0 Tot down on him. sucking ke apo, priming im for the big enuy. He turned me ‘round and entered dogsy ari We must have gone LADY MARMALADE! ‘The only hing hat made me sted this ely boring French clas enol in ‘was the presence of this hot uy sated in font of. Unfortunately two weeks had pased but he hardy noted te. Soon the nal wek of lass, I decd ogv i a lite naughty prodding went to das wearing ance, low cut top o alow an ample view of my plump breasts. Then {pated it with sexy black locking and high hel. This surely di the ck 2s natced im ohn tm every ine walled pas hin. Whe he class was going on. decided tostart my move. ipped my shoes and rubbed my foo uphisegs. even passed him mote saying, Do you want ‘ocome home wit 2” He Scene’ Usa eS ce Some en than we could handle tat ny place. We started ising day-and we were ins ca! 's 2 ae ee PTR an groping ech other The ageatmemcry but! dont Oe SCIENCE, eat wos realy bung wp Iiendsdoitagain. Maybe UES ORMEEAME curves his pans and ‘with him agai year, knew we were both attached, but boylend! 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Cistine Reyes-een sta, SrStrack slums, Ara Minas iste, and one of our biggest bets fr stardom this year. FHM has had to go completly insane justo have her on the cover, Conder his: With her sister Ar, we've had to wait five year for her to say yes. With fstine ithad been three yeas, and we had to begin the wait when she was 5-we are absolutely sure thee i law against hat yet we unashamedly parsued. ight years total of wating thats a year mote than our actual existence! And his: Cristine's is the first cover shoot that hs been hyped 0 ‘supernova proportions even Defore the firs penne was shot. And ‘not without some coniarersy. As you rea tis, the rivalry between her and Katrina Halil has ‘commenced, Tis will go on uni next year’s 100 Sexiest Voting begins, believe ws Why endure this all? Because we hhave unveiled her and-we hope we don't get suck down with lighting just yet-we have to say that God has never done a more complete, more divine work onthe female form as He id with Cristie Reyes. And the sorifnes oft While other woren take years to bloom, often bypassing God's judgment witha boost of scone and botox, Cristie jst tured 18 last February andi aeady loks like no further work seeds be done on he. She wil inherit the earth, all = right and all she ever needs to dois toask nicely wasnt scary at. jel, now that But was realy scared a So scared you cried over It, say me news sources. Why? Ie wast so much that! would be doing the shoot, it was because [felt needed to work out some more in preparation forthe shoot. Natakor ‘ako kas iba Fm going oe on the cover dapat yung sexy taloga ‘ako? live of not, lst week may bili ako. Kaya nag-erash det ak Asin pag may nakahaing ce, sang Jutsara lang ang kinakain ko para smatiknan ko lang siva, waiting thre years fc Thank you and I fel wey tered makes it even more special because I was stil 15 back then. But here 1am finally. What can 1 ay? Thank you dahl sobrang naging patent kayo sa akin ‘Tis wil oficaly be the day Crstine eyes becomes a big sexy sta. More ‘than a hundred thousand copes out and there's no taking them back. ‘Ako? estates) Eh yoa..ewart indi ko lam, ayokong magsabi na sexy ako! mean, yung ginagawa ko kana ca really say for mysel na sexy yun. myrelf was surprised ‘when T saw the pictures-ako ba Yar?! But there, that's another reason i was so scared of being onthe cover of FHDM-mas taket ake kung anong Ssasabihin ng mga taong bibl ng FM pag lumabas nasa ‘This will igo be offically the day that a new steamy rivalry is ‘unleashed: Katrina Halil vs. Cristine. How does that sound? Grabet Wel, hindi na mailvusan yan pero wala akong inensyong makipag compete at makipag talbugan. Ginaws ko ito para sa sari ko, pare sa career koCRISTINE REYES But you have to admit valrios work, Vilma and Nora, Crspa and Toyots.-you and Katrina willbe the most exciting thing to happen in Pinoy showbiz of late. Kung yan ang makkepagposoya sa mga tao bohala kayo, ha ha hl You can compare us all you want asta waltn ko lang na hind oko snakikipag compet You're slated to appet called Green Poradise. What ‘exactly is green inthis paradise? ‘Well, sguro yung mga mangoes, ka ba ha Kasi nagtindo kami ng mga ‘mangga rt. So the mangoes are en, yung “paradise” siuro.kamd ‘Are we gong to see a steamy love scone inthis movie? That's one ofthe hing that sill eed 9 be discussed. Kaya hin pa naga {ng shoot. Dapat kasi nung Joy po kami nag start tis necessary inthe Script, hat much I can say. ‘Say you do agree to it, willyou be ‘watching alot of Xrated movies to prepare? Hindi ako nag-aaral mg mga dganyan, for example sa ating, dust ko yung sali Ko talaga, yung ‘atucl imagination ko ang ‘gumagana, kasi pangit naman kung ‘gagayain mo sa ba you ware to star in a movie opposite Brad Pit, only 2 scone requires you tobe absolutely, naked, would you do Kt? Bad Pit? Siguro kung siWentwort Miller pwede pa, ha ha hal [Who the hel is Wentworth?! Yung sa Prison Break! kaya si Patrick Dempsey. Kung sla, wale ‘nang atrasan yan Lalo na pag si ‘Wentworth, sobrang.wow! What a name. You were the frst ‘one tobe booted out in StorStruck 1.Do you think i should have been ‘you instead of Jennylyn Mercado? Hindi Kahit noon po, hind ko naisip na ako yung mananalo. Kasi ‘hind ko pinangarap maging svPer- sikat, happy na ako kung may ‘sang show lang ako, Ayako nang ‘masyadong hectic. ‘That's where people began calling you a brats that fair? Twas called a brat then because I frequently refused todo sore tasks. guess you ean say 'm just ttansparent-kung naira ako, ‘makita sa muha ko. I'm 20tgood aiding my Feeings Because ofthese, we imagine you'd make a great local Pars Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. ‘Wout That would be okay, favorites kosia, Problem i, Pars ust got out of {all Lindsay isn rohab as we Speak. Can Cristine be far behing? Ay, hind ko naman pinangarap no rmakulong 0 marehab Naghukulorg ‘ako sa kawart, taps ang rehab ko ‘yung banyol Good. On to other things: You attended an alk gids school, so ‘there wore no pa-cate boye milling ‘around ike fies. But were there porate gis? Hindi mga gis ong nagpapa-cute sa ‘akin-ako ang nagpapa-cute sa ‘rif! Here’s the thing Let's ust say that if saw a beautiful gi and ‘handsome boy walking past now, "ad probably notice the gi Gils catch my stention mare Perfect Are you like us, shways ‘ending up locking a their boobs? ‘ing ttingnan ko yung appeal. 1 can't really describe it H's not even a specific ype, usta long as she hhas appeal. Minsan nge matagal ko ‘nang kasama yung gil tapos saka kona lang mesecealize na ang cute pala niya, Can you name at least one local fama clay you fancy, just t0 (Glestates) Maram kasi.pero mostly sexy [stars Diana Zubie? Francine Preto? No-kaibigan ko siDiana bat isnot her. Neither i Francine. Maram kkasi..mamaya pag sinabi ko baka hind na niya ako kausapil Kaya a pala siya binbigyan ng kung anuano, haa ha ‘Mow we're really on to somthing! aha hal Ayoko na Clue na lang ‘meputt Ha he ha! Ever kissed another gil? ‘That's one thing Iwill never do, Diana i actually my best iend and she always jokes, “Sige a kiss lang” and go, "Yuck! Avot talaga” Tm rot even a touchy pers even with my bestfriend, ang lambing sa akin ‘yung nang-oasar. ‘Yau and Ara have the same mom, Mommy ko! Sobra, hanggang ngayon kahir 60 pus na siya.aaa 1) ‘And sho makes that known to you two girls? Hind naman, baa bat But you'll see it inher, kahit na hind siya rnakaayos, even if she's not young anymore, magenda alaga sia. Tellus, are you single? Yes, am. Single and enjoying yell, whatever itis Thave right now. In fact don't hae suitors at ‘he moment because 'm the ype who'd reject a guy outright iT dont lke him, Cruolt How do you do this fat out rejection? Usually yung guys na nagpaparamdam doit with ext messages these days, 501 don't reply at ll. Meron ngang is ‘actually tat sil, show hhal-two years nang nagtetext hindi pain ako nagrereply. ‘Most of your suitors are from the Industry? ‘Ye, kasi pang mga non showbiz melo making ang loob when it comes to wooing a celeb ‘re you showbiz women that tuntouchable tous? were anon-showbiz guy myself ‘would fel the same way toward these celebrities I's ike we worship them, Will you at least give a glimmer of hope? ‘Actually, maniwala ka man sa ‘ind, Rind ako tuitingin sa looks ag nakakasama ko siya at okay ‘ar fee it when fel Can you a least pve us your MySpace or Friendstar accom? A ‘great testimonial might do the trick. Fm not much into compurers. have Friendster but i's been inactive for ‘months, I'm generally nota techie kind of person. T bought this cell phone 'm holding jst now, the other one I've had fr five years. ‘Mas gusto ko yung personal, so ‘kung may megpaparamdam man, ‘gawia ninyo na lang mong personal Finaily, would you allow us to action any of the stunning ploces you wore inthe shoot, proceeds. ‘of which we'l give to whoever you think needs it most? anu?! Sige kung magande naman yung kahiinaiman bigay natin sa mga deserving foundations, yung ‘alagang nangangailangan. Great. And we'l tall them. ‘Nanggaling yan sa panties ni Cristina ha hal FHM ee peaeoaeeaeteaeiD a aayCRISTINE REYESOf ee PU m ay LS a iteMie ees z Nats nCeaa ita tt Camo Se afa Se : Sk A Mey, % Di Ae RGA Svs iy mYEO w a SM rg Actas ® The legends of Pinoy Rock in a once- Dg Strate log FHM and the only extra ce roa gcse)People call you Pinoy Rock incarnate. Do you fel ike an icon? ope. not really. Fm sil just my ‘sual sel. Pm just eejoying everything do-the music and al ‘hat, What can say? Is them ‘who's calling me that, But I don't ‘mind, a long as they let me do my thing. ‘And whom kids go nuts with you. Wow, eh dimasaya ako. Kaysa naman yung nakatingin fang yo, hind! mo maintndinan kung ‘anong gusto, Wa mean, You Know? Ifel ike the dl aha hat ‘The daddy. They're my children. Butts just rock rl. ‘What do thore endorsements mean to you? Oh, alot, Whats best isthe chance to-work in the big league. It makes se feel ike hell Go on, rock'n'roll o you remember the time when f | you rst feltas though you wore ‘ble to contribute something big? (00 naman. When they handed me the Legend Award from NU 107 ‘And then the nest yea, they gave ‘me the Rock Roll Hall of Fame. 1 never thought there would be things Like that n my four, How was life ike back in the day? Sobrang enjoy! Prom back then to now, 36 akin parepareho lang 've always enjoyed every day-every bitof it, kahithassle or what. Kes Sa akin, is a est from up there. ‘Ang sabi ko nga agi sa Kany, “kaw na bahala sa akin, Lord Wala akong planong masama, wala akony giustong masama, Jung meron mang may gusto sa ‘aking gumawa nang genio, nasa ‘yo na kurg pababayaan mo ako. Ever experianced having panties ‘thrown at you? Tim so happy kasit never happened ‘on my set. nisip fo, at east they respect me. They're so well ‘behaved! hink have moe boys inthe audience. Alangan naman ‘batuhin nla ako ng bit 5a sage Tatadyakan ko sila Ha haha! Not groupies, Ofcourse, there were ‘one right stands and all that. Mink ‘mo puwederg isnabin yung mga dganun. And Twas sil young. 35 Stil naive, Bum not one to lok for ther. just happened. There was. time, 1remember, someone MBE 1160512007 vorntncom sh 4 Pe ¢ Smith ildren. But it's just rock 'n’ rollt’ Y feel like The Y They're my told me, “Pare, that gt over there wants to know you.” And I was like, "Ub, not tonight.” I said no, ‘ot because I did't want to but because was so drunk and so ‘out of my mind, Uhought, “ow fam gonna score a this state haba What's the most important in the three pillars of rock? (Oh tha? Rack nol is always No t [wouldn't have dane the ather two Without he rock‘ rol Haha hat So the hase pleasures don't count? Na, not smore I'm not that young anymore. ve done a, alreagy. ‘But you won't deny the rock 'n’ roll ifestyle? Yea, but dare not get into those kindof things anymore. Da, 00. Ngayon, go ahead, kayo na fang muna. Arg hirap kasi the stull that are coming out now are very diferent. Tee very much unlike what we had in the bos and 70 know for a fat that they are definitely more dangerous now. ‘What was the weirdest thi ‘hata fam ever did to you? (Oh, wow. When they cll me their ‘ol tapos ttngin sok, ‘Ano nga pala kinarta mo?” Ha ha hal ind! alanis alam, How do you react to that? ‘Alangan naman sgawwan ro dba? indi naman sacatisan mo, minsan ‘yun yung gusto me gawin sana kaya lng, itingnan ko nang sila “yng HimigNatin at Rakenol Se ‘tan Hin mo naman pivedeng ‘subir. Alangan naman manghule sila. And then they realize, ‘Ah, nga pal You sald in one interiaw th ‘sometimes the reputation ‘recedes the music True, tue! ‘And does that tick you of? ‘ind naman, pero kung minsan ‘may iba riyang naisip, "Wow, ‘agad na naman si Pepe” Bu the truths, Fonly had tot three ‘ots of bee.’ just that whenever a conse ou onstage, Pd fact strange and all that. Then everybody goes wild and be like, "Ah, ful ko kayo! Kayo yung mga ‘basa, hind ako” Haha hal Has there boon atime when you {got away with something because you were Pepe? Yeah jst ths morning was one of those days, We were late andl was navigating 0 Wek and sad tm let After that, may dalawang MMDA na raka-motr, inabol kam When rolled down the window, the | . nays were lke, "Siidl pala it et St Fepapips” And was ike, “Bosing ppasensya a ha?” Sabi nila, "Sanay ‘na kat Te rockers are always the violators” Sagot ko naman, “Hoyt Tm law abiding, pare” Sabi ko Aiadi ‘na maui. Actually maraming ‘eses nat nangyayar yan, lahat. Jugot, Ha ha hal We made that ite mista but since hindi naman kami nakabuhol, no untoward incident, no mishaps and all hat, naintnaihon nil Hal the time it happens, we just ‘ame back from Baguio, So pag ‘nario kami sa Mail, parang we tend to get ostn our own tur. Parang this snot Metro Manila anymore! This is a ware, Tralic ‘ops understand naman. So salamat ‘naman at neuurawaan nila kart Has rock 'n rll changed for you? Nope only the bands andthe feemat, butt’ sill rock rl 1 think it stay fr another eight to 10 years hopefully. What is rock in roll? ‘ie, Anda reat eling!i ne Rs , Bul i | ay | me i i aeS.R.0. Do you find anything funny bout nearly dying? To tell you the tut, ithas’t sunke in yet really. All remember thinking wien Iwas in the hospital was when I would be back working again. My heart operation rasn't that invasive, yung kay Karl Roy ang mas movin ‘To what do we attribute the near-fatal episode? Ie just the general iste ved, although I'm not really into al the tock excesses. Plus it runs in the family. Ym actualy nt sure hove it really happened, ‘No one seems to want you to be ther band other than the Have your fans Yeah, obviously hind na ganon kari yung audience. But | wasn't expecting everyting to be the same, especially terms of album sie, which is something I've been secustomed to-alam mo na, alveays hearing my song played othe radio. I tok some {ime to get used to also have 10 smi was alo taken aback by the amount of animosity afterall that has happened-but that isthe nawre of it id what I did and wanted it for mysel ‘And it's made all the worse by thie roputation you have of being snooty. This n't anything planned, isi ike sit something cutvated? ‘Who wants to cultivate something like thar? I wish had more people shils-but it doesnt really help you it you don't have it, especially in this business. don't even know ‘what fm doing half ofthe ime so Tm often surprised hearing that have this sort of “reputation.” Going back whon you w starting out in a band, did you Tantasize abet boing famous and such? Tdhave to say ma cehé on that did want tobe famous and sucessful, aly to know inthe end that tes you in thea, Bu tea 1 vas young ull of ambition, 1 ranted reach the top, and when | ‘got there it dt ur out tobe reat sanyway-that’s what happened to tne, basally. You just have io be call what you wish or. | PRMREREETIN 5 2007 wtih tly Buendia ‘Some people call me a reluctant rock star. I'm reluctant, but I don't think I'm a rock star! ‘re you a reluctant rock ar, then? Some people call me that. Lam reluctant but | dot hink Vm a tock sat. Kas paradox yun. How can a rock star be relactan? So las ero in on the reluctant part. 1 just the trappings and the responsibility of being labeled ng ‘ge ganyan (rockstar), People enpeetthings- don't want ful ‘anybody’s expectations, Ie there any rog you have yet writ that you believe will come out mansve like your old ‘Waods songs? 1 don't think na makakegavea pa ‘akong song na ganon. Now | dont ‘want fo judge Kasi subjective ‘naman ako-parasa akin okay ‘naman yung mga ginagawa ko ‘ngayon compared tothe old ones. There's actually a songwriter now rn a ingin ko ean come up with ‘materials at pn withthe songs tht Trwrote-s/Diane (Ventura, tis Parner. She wrote the fst andthe ‘nly Pupil hit *Nasean Ka,” and iit werent for that song, don't know, ‘maybe the band would have broken ‘up dahil wala naman olagang ‘nangyayar so banda. And frankly 1 Wwoulda't have been abe to come up ‘with song lke that anymore. Tm im such a distant place now. I dont think even know how to write a sang anymore You really alive that? Yes. have ao idea what abit song ‘kcay, when did you think the ‘well started to dry up? Well not really drying up. Let's jst say na yung well nagingwatet tank na, nagiba lang ng frm at nnaghago na rin ng function. Bu it "were really to pinpoint when things began to change, say it ‘was after the Nain album, ‘when. we made Carbon Stereoxde, the least popular album inthe Eraserhead catalogue How do you treat your pros songs then? Twrte them fr my own enjoyment Personal consumption Yot Beautiful Machines isa fine- sounding album. seams ike {you've learned some new guitar trike, ve actually unlearned the guitar. ‘Apar from the obvious Beatles, ‘wha are your other musical herous? have many heroes but on top would have tobe Robert Smith of ‘The Care. The Beatles wil always be there if only because they ‘maintained a high standard right ‘unto the end-that was what | aspired to before pero 'm no lennon or MeCariney, so ngayon 1 Just look o musicians lke Thom Yorke (Ginger, Radioheed) na wale talagang pakialam kung ano yung Imression ng tao sa Kana Being myself ang gia kung mangyart ‘ngayon. Having worked the musi scone {for more than a decade, would you nally have found the formula for bands to make ‘obscone amounts of money? Pare, kung alam ko ba yan di sana milyonaryo na ko ngayon Wala, wala akong idea. So would tbe safe to say you haven't tried a hand knowing the business side of music? Sinubutan kong maging hands on sa business side, medys disastrous. Cas in point, yung "Heads nge-lahat Kami we were trying tobe businss-minded thn, rindi talaga kaya, Finally, do you think you can rum the rock'n'roll distance as far az Pepe Smith at, what, 51602 Tn think so. Maram pa akong puwedeng gawinkasl. May mga rakalineup na akong career ‘moves hat have nothing t0 do with music. dont wan! 0 say anything yet kasi bake mauclot. But could be a writer someday.‘One day I realized that fame comes with a responsibility’ How does it fel to be among the rock legends included in th project? Toa’ even know what o say because I don't know what makes 2 Tegen. Pag tnawag naman karing “rock ta.” an ba'ng daring noon? Parang diva ba yu? Ha hal ‘Was your Aortie Valve Replacement operation your ife- changing moment? Not relly. think what mellowed me down was more of spiitualit. Kasi even after the operation wild paarin ang buhay ko, You name Fve done How aggressive ean your female fans go? Sigur those womes, who ask fr Your numbers at riga maFukult na ‘awag nang tawag sa Obviously, they're trying to get to ut pants. Kopag ganaon, el them that don't have » phone. But what lf you like the woman? Dati siguo 4 vein temptation, Now it all about resistance. You've already been with three hands. How do you know that Ws ma to move on? There ae at of reasons why bands disband. But you will ed it's time when even though al the ‘members eto make it work, ‘ystuncional pa rin But are you in good terms with your former band mates? Yes, stl see them. What happened to's sucifce rnin order to stil focuses on the band, Kapatid and music. Period Do the vices realy have to come, withthe job description? Yedoest't have tobe that way, Pero in my case, oon makita ko yun a surroundings ko, [got cutous, Curiosity brough me here. But as ve said hinay-hinay a. ako How much does being a man account for this mellowing? {don't know, Parang atamaan ka sponsiblity-to my kids and to ‘hase na nani sa aking ‘musika-bata, metando, pati yung ‘mga kaedad ko. Igo to practice ach. [goto be mysel ut Tm trying to gostaight now. Music na lang and band (Gusto ko pa kas! abun nang todo talaga ang op. Sretch ny ‘career further, pana rin yung Iuay ko,ubdi0 “You don't leam how to be arock icon. 'm just lucky because 've always bboox just myself Grayhounds are currently wrting ‘new album, which means you hhaven' lost it yet to all these new hipster bands, right? Yes, we're currently writing our fourth albums, Sana ma release na siya by August or basta within the year Kas!10th year anniversary na Congratulations on your est decade! Are you in any way planning a change indirection to fet tho attention back? Honestly, when we write songs we on’ plan kung ano'ng kalalabasan.Pasok mina kami sa studio, hind kami nagusap kung ‘ano yung konsepto, bast intapos hha muna namin yung mga kant. Kapug nabuo sila, magde decide kami kung alin ang magandang paso 5a album. $0 ean' tell tow how things will come out But 10 years in bi, we didn’t notice you've hee ‘that long! How different isthe scene now? Sa ingin ko mas naging madal for bands ngayon. Unang-una se communication, Ang pit ng cel phones. Plus marami nang recording studios. Mas maraming ratutugiagan na bas. May Myx, MTV, Chane V. Mas maraming tools na stagagamito get your ‘message across. On the other hang, ‘tail madal na siyang gowin, Sobrang tight ng competion. So ‘matina matibay. Matra yung ‘would you punch us in the face? No, mo. Never naman Kasi akong raniwala sa uso 0 hind, Uso kam 0 hind, ginawa namin yung ‘musika namin indi para ‘makisakay sa wend, Nillabes ang ‘namin yung gusto naring sabiin Gibberish yun. Pero nakakatuwa ‘asi may nakeintind, may rnaniwalaIspin mo kung gaano ako kasuwert, man. Dkaw >magpauso ka ng ganun, tapos bila kang pakikinggan mg lb bong tao. Hind baaakakatuwa ‘yur $0 nung stance na yun, na realize koa how much more kung ‘may meaning yung sasabiin ak? You are 29 years old and already considered a rock icon. Can you teach us how tobe one? ‘There's no leaning it Sa tingin ko shaman suwerte lang ako kasi hanggang ngayon never akong nagpanggap. ve always been myself and maximized kung anong ibinbigay sa akin ng environment Nagkataon lang na sa isang step na ginawa ko, may okay alt, pumato Surat taled nq sinasabin Could it be the hair? Can having 1 bald head make one «rock start Hindi ko alam. Hindi ko naman rakikita yung sari ko ve never seen my band perform ive kas ‘ako yung kurakanta Hind ko nnakikita how I behave, So hind! ‘ko masasabi kung ano yun at wala akong pakialam.“The funny thing with ‘Wolfgang is that we didn't really disband!" How dows it fel being dubbed a rock legend? Honesty, really wouldn't know ‘how itis ike, just don't consider myself a rock legend yet. don't cven ike the term rock iar, you know? I'ma singer. rather be ale that So, you're not into that sex, ‘rugs and rock rll bit? Tgetit wb everybody around me needs to release her stu while they do wat they do, But to me, I just never partook in it. Ym more about drinking and singing and having good tine. You're supposed tobe the front ‘man for Locomotiv. What happened there? Tsang with them for while, but then moved on. Right ov fm taking my Mastersin Advertsing in the Sates and that's what’ taking my time, I's so hard to maintain singing thing with studying also ‘on my plat. oT have o give up one, that’s why Heft singing forthe time being How about with Wolfgang, what ‘caused the breakup? Some ative rifts of that sort? No, There was none ofthat. You iow the funny thing with Wolfgang that we dida't really disband. We jus aid our oodbyes. [said “See you when Se yot.” You know, it just happened Any reunion plans in the offing? Right now, we're sl in touch and we're actualy recording anew Wolfgang album-we're jst doing it cross-Alamic. This time, though, we're doing in our own pace. No deadlines, We're going to male sure we do everything right on his fone, Iinean ee owe i to or fan ‘because they haven't hearé anything rom us for quite a while How much do you miss being in ‘ction? Very mich, mean, it as Something Fd been doing for 1 or 16 years, A lot of my time taken up by school right now so i's hard to realy reminisce abou it. But stl gt my kicks whenever I get the chance to play. What don't you miss about the rock sar iestyle? “outing, Some people lik it, but it ally take ol on you mean you get to goto every single place but never realy see any of Tt so ard ving in a hotel most of the ime; you end up mising your family and every one you let behind snot realy as glamorous 2s people think You're based in San Francisco ‘now. Do you have plans of sotling back here? Yeah, definitely. When, [don't ‘know, but fm going back here that's for sure, After akipg up Masters, m planning score an advertising gig here, So maybe fan do that as my main career and sing on weekena®you that you want to erase from ‘everybody's mind? Actually fo some weird reason people want me on my knees Some ako think that I'm rude and conceited, which sometimes am, ha hat But want everyone to know that ma geek and if you ‘want proof please check my MySpace account and you wil te how goeky Lam There are others who also call you a poseur. Does it bother you? ‘When Fwas growing up the bigest intuence in my lf when it came io music was my dad, Manolo Abaya, who Tlave to death He was the rocker daddy. He let me listen The Door, imi end, Led Zeppelin. o the decision to be ‘musician, ike I've said many times, isa tribute to my father That's why Tam who Tam Did you alo got into the whole sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll estyle of old schoo! rock? think everybody growing up is curious, You don't have to bea ‘musician. Everybody ties different things. But my parents told me that whatever tis that you choose to do, basi it makes you a better person for yourself and, more Smporant for others, yun ong smahalago. So you did go wild with women because it made you so much better? Maybe wild in the sense of being songwriters. twas very artistic and The songwriting was so masterful, = ™ _— not as mindful, not really thinking professional, With Kjwan, they Tactually thought that | was the — just acting. Most of these things ‘my peers. We lsten fo the same one who was holding them back seemed like good things. More ‘music, was more like playing ‘That's Sandwich’s sound, has =a often than not, they're illusions, with my brothers, my buddies. always been there. I's great to z poisons. Believe itor not, Inever With Sandwich, it was more ike ‘know everything turned out forthe Z hhad a one-night stand, AndIdon't playing with family best. Jook forward tot i's not my thing. Ever felt unworthy of fronting And now you're being laboled a Since this is FHM, admit that. Sandwich? What's your take on like knowing the git Fuck yeah! I don't regret the music ‘Sandwich’s @ wrote with them because [love to Am that old? Ha hal The Sst How would you this day the thre albums was thing I thought was, mean, | compare your experiences with lucky enough to make with dia’ know what the ie of this your former band to your duties Sandwich. But now, when Look at campaign would be. didn't know row in Kjwan? them, especially when theard Five what it wes about. Ul now In Sandwich, was sandwiched by On The Floor, Uealled them upto there's a question in my mind 1 iy masters. They were all reat say how happy Iwas forthe band. deserve tobe called a legend. FHM.= cys Ae Wietel Re ea AU ROC eee ne Remy Peel eM TALC Lon oT Unies sexo) Sn Me cenceCHERRY ANN KUBOTA GnCHERRY ANN KUBOTA round late March o early Apri the Japanese public tack the weather report the way the gossip magazines follow the latest on Brad and Anglin. This is because asthe cold ‘weather from the holidays gives into the warmer fel of summer, around this time, the sakura or cherry Blossom tres, bloom all over fpan, Ws a beautiful sight as delicate litle ‘white Nowers flourish onthe sakura ‘tees in parks within modern Tokyo ‘Once the cherry blossoms bloom, the people gather under the res and pin, eating and drinking sometimes late into the night. This ratte i called hana and its Tervently and religiously followed by the Japanese because the blossoms only lst for just a week or two. ‘Their Meeting beauty only enhances their appeal ‘Mossime Bikini Summit 2007 frst runner-up Cherry Aun Kubota doesn't bloom only once a yea, thank goodness. Yet this does not do anything o diminish her beauty either Br toa Japanese father and a Filipino mother, i's lear she got the best mix possible. Makes you ‘wonder then why she only landed the second best plum inthe famed bikini cones. ‘Since Cherry herself doesnt seem monplused about it at all, we might as well st back and-unlke th shor: lived cherry blossoms-enoy her beauty the whole year round Does your family own the construction equipment ‘manufacturing business? No! My dad owns a club in Japan How did your parents mest? [My dad was a tourist herein the Prhlippines, he met my mom, they hit itoff and they got married. They live in Japan now. Why did you stay hore? Not that we're complaining. [wanted to study hee. But after graduate this October | want to go o Japan. there something in your school's writton guidelines that you can't enter bikini competitions or do pictor Yes. Modeling is allowed as ong as it's related to your coursehike mine, whichis Management How wil you explain th Tron’ t know. Actually they dont Ienow about this, This nt my st time to come ou in FHM. Last yest | ‘was one ofthe Frestye gis. think {ou interviewed Lese Tomas. ‘Why a management course? My dad wants me to eventually manage his club business because Tim the est, Maybe I'l give ‘managing bis business a ty. But Talso want to try and be aight atendant {your parents lve in Japan, who ‘are you staying with here? Tm with my fla isshe strict? ‘She's not that conservative, she allows me fo model, I'm even ging to show her ths pictorial when it ‘comes ou Infact she’s so excite. Why did you join the Mossimo Bikini Summit? 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Parang ang gusto ko yung pain na nae Jeet ko more than yung ma fel ‘nung kaaway ko Type ko yung xpresing my anger physically, medyo nanakit ak, But {also ice What you sald about the hore, medyo scary lang FHM ar morphea of Halley, {agen wan fim com ph ott HM= me 3 GeOU take Ua m7 ACE Tag LTB ates (-1: Coat) ee SeenMATT DAMON TS JASON BOURNE Hi i BOURNE Ree eb eee LSS RM ro 4h ce een A ua hd Bw Gaul sath ashes hatter Sa cic cz ct peaeaeer estat)GRIND HOUSE asPHI Metrowaik Commercial Comple Pasig City Party on Sunday to Thursday, SPM 028M Friday and Saturday, 3PM ‘oat Getting through the door: Be nat SPM, when beri priced at PBO. By (0Ph-wen happy hour ends-you'd have downed enough bert last you trough the night Join ho Ait Cl canter agent 0 yuppies and business execs cr her in locks ona Friday night. Come Saturday, teenagers reign the scene. You cam dance When show bonds arent playing on sag, te resident plays house and hip-hop. 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BORLEO —_PvoToGRAMt: YVONNE ROMULO.LUNINGNINGAe aren Prices ne key Cremer esea go Serene) Pea ey to his beautiful bevy of cost, Pe Peed Perey happiness depended on een Perc en eer ca Mouths generally fall agape een merry Wowowee. Not since Sexbomb’s Conia irenreetanes eee tc ec ares ore Siren tees Per ernest Creare ce ern) enn Sey ro Caer Oe ace spiels and you wonder how she is Ser etic Conan Pena ere ree one Ts Penne eters re eee nas re rye Parc rer meena a reer cre ene ene eer mney Luningning worked this photo cee res Ceres Preteens ee es ereLUNINGNINGThe A GIRLS of, LUNINGNING ww ‘The inevitable icobreaker: What's ally fond of my chicken dance. knows where the jackpot i. ‘mind her, Whea Fm dancing kasi withthe name? Sind itcute. Lalo a kapag ginagaya We bellevel How do you manage blanko na ako. Sabi ag, “in the Before was known as Lea. Backup na niPapi. ba ang impact sa coi wo avold having a malfunctioning zone.” So wala na akong chance dancer pa ako noon twas drek he imitates it wardrobe? ‘marcheck hung ano ba talaga yung Bobot (Mota) naman who thought ‘The secret theres alot of safety tningnan nila.’ also ive TV sa of the name Luningning. Pang meso pins. Doble dable yun para ‘mahirop magkamal dahil walang ‘aw kas at maganda Yung recall ‘of some? ‘makasigurado, Also aot of doover at di puwedeng maedits01 How do you come up with those He's not lite that with us dancers. transparent strap bras. Thank God di really have to focus on my moves. nergy filed ives? ‘Mabait lang talage siyaso think pa naman nangyayar sa akin yun. Wow about when the audience Mostof itis ad ib. Ako lang ang thats why ether people think of hope it wll ever happen, {ote a litle frisky? Ever had to ‘akasip na ganun ang fsayaw. hm that way. In act, whenever Every star has a weird fan ‘deal with malicious hands? Det especialy when using Wwe nish rehearsing he would moment. Care to share yours? Alam ko naman kapag tba na yung Some kind of prop, the show's Sometimes buy us al merenda,1 The weirdest encounter Iad was _hawak. The onetime na may nang Choreographer would teach me what can't vouch for what he was before with this group of students na nag-_sansing, I ale the atention of our dance fo do, batnow more on ad ib but as far a 've experienced, good interview sa akin, At fist they were stall but di ko na ria siya matturo nna ako boy na siya ngayon just asking questions hanggang sa ‘Kasi marami ngang (o-So now | ‘nd i all those freestyle grinds, We're no differant from the ‘mamaya pinasayaw na nila ako. always have to havea stall member ‘which really brings the house" millions of Pinoys who want to Pinagbigyan ko naman, That was in beside me when interact withthe ‘down? ‘earn big bucks fast. So how do the hallway of ABS hal aience of with fans My specialty isthe worm dance. we get hold ofthat one million The proximity botwoon spectator How'd you get tobe so exible? Sometimes, when there are kids bayong? and performer i pretty close on We mean, body-fexible. who ask me fora dance showdown I don'really know. Nasa sa iyo yun Wowowee. Ever had a problem Iwas the kind of kid kas na isang pinapag-worm ako niPapi Koso it youl goforitor aot depends with that? ‘sabi lang na magsayaw ako | would lang ater doing it para akong fonhow youd. You shoud just Siguro may mga mata ngong dance. Utrwol Ha hal Whenever Jnuman basahan kasi kumapitna sa follow what youreart and instin's loging naka sa alam mona our family had a get-iogeter di ‘akin fahatng dum ng foo. also tell you. Besides, only xuya Wille but | don't really have time to puwedeng wala akong productionThe GIRLS Of 1 UNINGNING ta umber. Tali ed gymnastics an Taleo ther danced: Nabatong sir ssa paging eae ho. Lets tert exactly how bendy you sevat a tandig poaon, can you kis your lorena? Frnnot hat exible yet Butt have thought of edding some tumbling moves tomy dances. Gusto ko ring Fay yung break-dancing. But fr now, yung leg extension (a standing split ang ginagawa ko ‘So does being bendy help in x? don’ tealy now. Depende, Basta sa kin kung ano yung nararamdaman ‘mo, llabas mo, ha Ha in another way: are you acrobatic In bod? Saka ko na lang sasagutiniyan [At present, is there a Mr ‘uningning? havea specal someone, Ang una kong vinaintnd sa kanye ay yung lack of tine ko for him. Maburt na lang understanding at broad minded siya You mean, he sees no problem with you prancing around in skimpy clothing? Sanay na rin sigur siya. He cant realy do anything about kasi hig ko tog switched places | wouldn't mind also, When you and your speci T don't really go out. 'm js used to going straight home ater work or Sometimes mal ang. 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(OUR PANELISTS SPEAK: hie, says: (1 Bing he lip says she's really thinking about the ffl Looks like she's thinking of way 0 says To says: likely youl beable to tease her into “geting busy" Thing, this phose has 2 narrow wind. You mustn't boo pushy or forward. & ‘sso tateg il Bet Shower her wit praise beau h td q THE SITUATION: (na date, you end up discussing your favorite TV shows. You start tating about how awesome Entourage’, se ‘SHE GIVES YOU THIS. SHE PROBABLY FEEL: ‘A Moce atacted to you because ‘of how manly your taste i. She's sos likely fantasizing about you ‘essing het onthe way home, 1 Paranoid that er fends might See her with you because you dont think you're her ype afterall ‘CUnimessted. Mos ral chicks don't watch guy TV progam! 1D Nothing She's prabably ahways this spacedout ‘OUR PANELISTS SPEAK: Pokwang says: Boring ang usopan Gonyan ong baboe ‘pag hing! itresado sa Dinogsasab mo. 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Her eyes looked realy ticked of so stop provoking, Zosays: [AI you ‘ould match 9 ‘thought bubble with this expression, it would probably ead, "3H" ‘Are you done being an ‘idit?” No maner how sweet 1nd mild-mannered you 1s, DO NOT test her, Lear {rom il Bill and know that women have mean streaks ‘once theyre provoked. ¥ r ‘THE SITUATION: You've been invite tan od frends party. And your ladylove OKAY? NOT OKAY? YES? NO? WHAT?! OEY | | swe struation: During 2 fight, you end up exchanging painful words with each othe. She abruptly guts down, SHE GIVES You THIS. GET READY BECAUSE: [AShe's preparing her arsenal of bitehines for another rund of cuss linging. B She's clenching hrf nd shout to give you a blackeye She's ooking fra tuba, broom, or umbrella whit you with D she's about to Baw! ke a baby, (OUR PANELIST SPEAKS: ‘Myra says: [DL This is geting serious You know how gis claim theyre not crying but ears ae already pouring. She wants to show 4 brave front Fam ingon sing you ano but her cute way of sticking out that tongue mean she's ot closing her eors on you. fa guy lacks smoothness, no mater how atracve he looks, hel always get this ind of response fom a gi. happens to be aware that his “ld frend” i someone you had a ‘OUR PANELISTS SPEAK: college tryst with. She tells you Pokowang says: Dh that's “okay” But ‘eke ang smile nya ‘Sempre ibigsbitin SHE GIVES YOU-TMIS. WHAT ind okay ong sinosab mo, Lalo ONEARTH DOES SHE REALLY pat ungholsaex Alam AVE IN MIND? fhaman natin na model kom ‘KOkay, but you have to take me magseles ot mog dud tothe par. 10. “osaye Sie Bey tern hurt” ‘pjnsiy not pleased {G1 am so going out hat night wih sa but cos behind your back ‘ran come ache pho gf who "OF course t's not okay you | de wanlyou to have aie inseciove dumbass!Co Macon ries e > ba awe Fe ef | Crownin Touch. Rue UR le cleeee oe esl aC ROE Me Pear eae mum Mm Ont een ae adGIRLS of ‘Oe asst aa esrivons ‘womeRgife Bf the elise cat, you'l alae pESRosed about the nature of ME ‘The problePls, Mr. Right isnt jst one man, but aFrankenstlt like creation of the female mind (an aborination to us since we rarely ‘measure up. He's Mr. Sweet bu aso Me Rough alot of Mr. Kin but aso dollop of Mr. Selfish; 2 whole lot of Me. Thoughtful and a bit of cute Mr Forget "You can se the mess clearly but ‘women insist there is such a man, And now fra stranger permutation of Mr. Right, we have lovely, 20 ‘year-old halrJapanese hall Fina vixen Risa Fukushima: "tsounds weird, but Tim so into guys who are RISA FUKUSHIMA Abit immature I's not that ike to fpother them or anything just find ther cuter than the rst" So if you're in your late 30s, in Betwetn jobs, sil iving withthe patents and have a huge collection ‘of Matchbox, Risa is yours to love and make happy. Great going Riss, we hope your FHM experience isa good one... Oh, it was so fun. I's my frst tne to disrbe in public so ot kind of conscious at fist. Though aftr afew shots of tequila, started to gt inthe ‘mood, haha bal We know you're quite a jetstter, 50 what do you think of the world? Well, that’s because a big part of my life has been spent traveling. 1 was bom in South ica, lived there for 0 years. Then my family and1 ‘moved 1 Grece for five years. After that we went to Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, and now here. We move ‘ot beeatse of my dad's job. I's tough to adjust at fest uti all, ‘00d; Hove to goto some strange ‘ouniry, be exposed diferent caltures and diferent people you'll have it your way, where ‘would you rather be right now? Maybe in Greece, That's my favorite place's felly gorgeous there. To, ‘ne, thats paraise with the beaches, 00d fod, and the wild night. I's Just abit hard to alk o people there Since a few really understand English $0 you have tobe bit familiar with the language. Other than that, i's perfec. 've done alot of wild and trary stu in Greece an! want to do Htagain, haha hal We'd love to hear your tal debauchery. [don't even know i this is wild or ‘crazy, but remember this one time when twas with my fiends in a bar in Greece. We really partied hard that night-dancing, making fiends, and drinking alot We go so drunk that we woke up the next morning Iying inthe male ofa football eld. Until now, t cant emember what happened to us that evening, of Do you think you'l have » sim ‘pizode in these parts? ‘Who knows? Maybe even wider, hha haha! You know, we've been here before but just for short ips and shopping. Now I'm enrolled herein fashion and design course in one ofthe universes. ve already met oto gat people here and T'm havin & blast hanging outwith them. And fm learning a fev: juicy words already. Most of them are bad words though, lke ‘gogo and basios. aha hal But ‘what I eally love right now is the nightie, So far, my favorite cubs Ihereate Embassy and Alchemy. ‘Say, we bumpinto you ina bar, ‘what would you probably be wearing? ‘Wel, most of the time I ry not to look too slut, but make sure 1 stil lok sexy in my clothes. (aughs) ike wearing cate, tiny dresses with high sles or maybe some tight ans then Tl show a bit of my tummy, but no too much, though.NST Perse er) comfortable with anyone. enjoy Pane cred pcre trie b i BBG ete a , then definitel Il make the approach’ ieee ay arena) eg ports rn cron att straightforward and show eae ce ones SUL co eed Coreen ones eect es Tenens Reece rand eens Pere eT Cone) Eee ees Puneet bor sreabanieVato) aE Peete Renan aay Priea ec eV ONL ad Build a boat! Dry land beckons! FLOOD F /AGASA has just announced that 8 super typhoon ‘more capable of mass destuction than Reming and Rosing is approaching your neck ofthe woods. And because you live inthe hala, halthoad of Navas and Malabon, you ‘ko ful wel that stinking huge brackish lod is coming. @)) your way, ring right up frm the sewers and bringngallthe GATHER ST UP bacteria and wast the poso Gather allthe sap plywood negro had once sore, you can ge. ealy you! ‘What do you do? Well, read a x 6° V4 you could go Evan Almighty plywood fr 2 canoe. you and build your own boot find on and you'e Before embarking on this desperate, the dingding-ang- Project keep in mind that angpogiton between you basic boatbuilding calls for and your neighbor wil do accuracy both in woodcutting _ Rip tout and epoxy it-not and inthe actual construction. | gue-then rail ogther for That sad to's out, gerlemen! | added support. 8 ‘THE FRAME ‘The boat's backbone, Make» haltesed one and t's no Deter than eta, aso iat how wide atl the boat wil be. Gt the strong, thickest lumber you cn id. Filyinches wl do jus fie, inches forthe boom o ‘and two i-nch pecesto be | ‘ached diagonally to ach of the bottom piece’ dees. CHOPPERS Philippines Home Buldere Yacht Club's Roy Esprits shares thats general ule in boat building every Arafsman should "check the plans thrice, measure twice and cutenly once." For @ ‘makeshift canoa lite his ul need to pay ateaion {to chopping your side and botiom panels sie SIDES The sides separate you rom Scour your house or steal the local sorsar store's signage for something to anach. Two 15eet lenghwse) panels should do the ick. Saw in 2 curved fasion that wil tentually become the bow, or Font ofthe boat, nd ster, the tien6) LAY OUT Take note that both ends of the boat’ side panels are cut atmo less than 245 degre angle. The bows upper edge also curves abit more than the stra Atacing the sie panels together requires a st both ends-you steal two more pices of wood frm Your neighbor fr this o CHINELOGS By this timo, mast boat rmakig manuals vl you tostep back and aire your handiwork, But because Yeu about wo face a deluge, ‘crew pide fora bit and tun the boat over and attach he Chine logs, the lng thin strip wood ro where you wil ral the eal sar of he ¢anoe-the bot. © BOTTOM AND GUNWALES Obviously a boat with no botiom is no boat tall. You justtrm the boat over and find the best it of phywood toeover its ass. That freaking easy. Gunwales, however, protect the upper tgs of he boat and are SEATS AND. PADDLES For sats, tal your Tabonder's tol and xt ‘on your cance. Ifthe sky hast turned murky black you may sill hae time to Create standard paddles out tf your lobanders's palo palo, Otherwise, ust pet anything fry long and fat atthe ends, WY FINISHING Normally you should cut all excest wood and fortify al piywood edges with ‘pony. Sand al surfaces. But God is now very angry and wants o reprise the Great Food. So best to just sitand et oat Remember to save a pair of ereatures each, one mal and female, long the wayMOO UAL EIO CHINO TRINIDAD The fiery Philippine Basketball League Commissioner an game-fixing, coaching madness, and his dad's moustache Dont youn wh you are | wold be slish on my pat. Sina abe compro. Ther ae You need ha evident. 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Porecemee rc) Peer er peering a Peon cg Perec eet eee eee errr ones Pigeon Peer ere Peer n Pecan eas oe ee ey Peer cere ns eres eng eae en ee roe emma? Romescrorn) Perenna cy% . H ‘It's so amazing how men react to women... Pema Pinta tee (oeHow long have you been in Manila? (on and off for about three years nove [have to goto LA atleast once a year. The Philippines is my home nw but Talo can't stand being away {rom my family and friends for too lng How did you feel about leaving them to start if anew here? Inwas a mix of being sered and excited, I mean, the ony resson ‘mowed out here was tobe wth my boyfriend so didn't know what to ‘expect. 've learned aloe this counry wit is warm people and ‘beau islands. Ob, andthe food het is fantasti! Alfough Vil miss destination? Tanto goto Burope!'ve never been there. My dad goes almost every year. He took my older sister tnd my youngest sister two years ‘ago. have three sisters, bythe way. Tesucks because they have al these pictues of them sightseeing and shopping! ‘Whats it ke to lve a party fe? {don't liv a party if! Okay, fines Sl, | guess. When I first moved out hee, we were in clubs every night! We sapped clubbing fora while but now that Jay (te singer; her boytind Mcky dude) has Rok Candy, we've there as much as we can. What's your favorite nightspot? My favorite nightspots Makati. The save everything there. I's the close thing to LA hee in Manila And Rock Candy is in Makati. used vo be Civus before Rock Candy I's great how they fixed i up. fm so proud of the guys Itloaks so ferent now. we wanted to take you out, would we have to bring you tothe best club where the beer costs an ‘arm and a log? (f course not It doesn’t ake much o please a gil Like me Sure it would ‘how elfort on the man’s parti he were to take me oan expensive Testaurantor areal swanky eb, All ‘is want tobe swooned, but inthe fend, I doesn't mate. Please enlighion our rosder hhow to bag a botielike you, [Not har. He's got tobe God fearing, respects his family and mine, hones funny, hardworking. Someone who won't cheat on me, sweet and who will love mefor the rest of his damn lif! Truth i, he just has tobe himselt and not ry and front lke he's fomeone ese. hate posers, Did you think twice about posing for Fume {must admit that thought twice about it beause of my family. 1 called my sister up and asked het i she thought mom and dad were sping to ge mad. She sid, “Wel, 1 know mom won't mind but dad might not lok at it at all” When I moved out here, my da tld my alder sister that he beter not see me Posing in my bra and panies! (laughs) When you think about ttn inmy bathing suit. That doesn ‘qualify fr underwear, righ?! hope he doesn't freak out Tce! good about this shoot. You guys are so easy to work with In FM, ‘you see women for who we are and fot just a nameless prety face ‘What do you think of Denise? Dense is col. We met at my sister's partyin LA. When | got o Manila, we Kept in touch through MySpace. Then [ran ino her era pry Wee bee paying ‘When FHM asked me to be featured, 1 was litle bit scared to do it alone so | asked Denise tobe in it with me. ‘would have done this had she said no, ‘Would you advise all gets to pose for FHM [efnitely would, a5 long as they ae old enough. think any i ‘Would be lucky ta be on FHM Know I fee lucky! (aug) know some people think otherwise, but ‘when you do se itn the ight that to, posing fora men's magazine not bad a all. 1's so amazing how Think fs power.DENISE u've boon spending your time ing and such-hew along? Well Tloveaveing and I'm very independent Last yeat [was hcky enough to have racked up tons of miles by visting Europe and North ‘America (US and Canada). Last val and Paris Iwas amazing because Lam a complete Francophie and can read, ‘wrt, speak French, sot be given ‘hat opportunity was absotely mind lowing. 1 nally goto speak French in France! 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