Are you desperate and you do not know what to do? have you even though about selling your soul for solving that excruciating issue or simple to satisfy your more intense passions and desires? Then this advertisement is for you. Do not wit more and call 1-800-666-SATAN !
Are you desperate and you do not know what to do? have you even though about selling your soul for solving that excruciating issue or simple to satisfy your more intense passions and desires? Then this advertisement is for you. Do not wit more and call 1-800-666-SATAN !
Are you desperate and you do not know what to do? have you even though about selling your soul for solving that excruciating issue or simple to satisfy your more intense passions and desires? Then this advertisement is for you. Do not wit more and call 1-800-666-SATAN !
Are you desperate and you do not know what to do? have you even though about selling your soul for solving that excruciating issue or simple to satisfy your more intense passions and desires? Then this advertisement is for you. Do not wit more and call 1-800-666-SATAN !
1-800-666-SATAN at 3AM at night and after the sixth beep, an agent from Hell will answer your call. Depending on the type of soul you have, he will give you pertinent instructions for the soul selling ritual you may want to perform. For instance, if you have a very dirty soul, you may need first to clean it up with the appropriate cleansing ritual, such as taking a bath with the blood of an innocent maiden; you do not want to deliver a dirty soul and be buried in the filthiest hole of Hell, do you?. If you happen to have a weak soul, which might be rejected by the Most Strong and Powerful Lord of the Darkness, you also may need to strengthen it a little bit by drinking the blood of a freshly sacrificed black lion. In the other hand, in the remote case that you have a clean and very strong soul, Oh man! That is a deal! It is the kind of soul that most pleases Satan, The Evil One, as they are very difficult to find and there are not many on sale. Thus, for assuring the best possible deal, you may want first to clean and strengthen it just for a while; you can attain this by doing easy little things, like practicing temperance and moderation, exercising some charity and beneficence and being benevolent and just with your friends, family and neighbors. If after doing these things and subduing your passions for a while, you still feel the strong desire to sell your soul, please dial again, and another agent from Hell will be able to assist you with pleasure. He will give you further instructions.