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Famguy Trouble in Quahog
Famguy Trouble in Quahog
positively can do
(BARKING)
- (GROWLING)
at a birthday party.
Ugh. An eraser.
- (EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
- (EXHALES)
- (SHOUTS)
(INHALES)
GILBERT GOTTFRIED:
- Give me that!
- Hey.
Give it back.
- Give me it.
No!
- (GRUNTING)
Forgot my sunglasses.
- Anything else?
- Actually, yes.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
you're working"
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- (COMPUTER CHIMES)
in short stories.
(WHIRRING)
(FOOTSTEPS RUMBLING)
(ECHOING):
This is perfect.
- You're what?
- I'm sorry.
- For what?
- And?
- Anything else?
- (SIGHS)
(RAPID FOOTSTEPS)
(SNIFFS)
- (GROWLS)
- Stewie!
You know, I'm really flattered you think
Help!
Oh, crap.
on how to do it.
my other videos,
like "How to Play Guitar."
(RAT SCREECHES)
- (RAT SCREECHES)
(WHIRRING)
(RAT GROWLING)
(SQUISHES)
to the machine.
- What is that?
- Shh.
- What is that?
(WHIRRING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(WHIRRING STOPS)
- (VACUUM SQUEAKING)
- LOIS: Okay, everyone,
I'm vacuuming.
- (VACUUM WHIRRING)
- Oh, God.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
- (BONES CRACK)
(WHISTLING)
- Gross! Oh!
- Uh, what?
- Uh, no.
(BEE BUZZING)
- Sixteen Candles?
(WHIRRING)
Wait a minute.
- Exactly!
to microscopic size!
do we do now?!
STEWIE: I don't
(CREATURES CHIRPING)
It's beautiful.
- Girly Friendston.
- Girly Friendston,
- (SIGHS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Hi. I'm the exterminator.
An ex-Terminator?
- My stuff's in my truck.
- I'll be back.
- (GASPS)
(BEEPING)
- (RUMBLING)
(CREATURES SCREECHING)
(ROARING)
(SCREECHES)
little buddies.
They're predominantly
water-dwelling, eight-legged
Ha-ha. Yeah.
(SOUTHERN ACCENT):
(ALL GASP)
That's right.
- (CHEERING)
- All right!
Patrick Stewart!
- I'll be honest.
Oh. Okay.
at the table.
Always professional.
And alone.
SONG PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
(SCREECHING)
I can do it alone.
Hold.
- Hold.
- (HISSES)
Hold.
- Now!
- Jump!
- Why?
- Trust me.
- Aah!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BUTTON CLICKS)
My God! It worked!
- (SCREECHING)
- Oh, no.
Run!
to kingdom come.
(BEEPS)
(ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH COUGHING)
Don't go to Prince!
Google my CrystaLight
aerobics competition.
It's ridiculous.
They're okay.
(SCREAMING)
I haven't gone
Feeling
So good today
Ain't nobody