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Funny Quotes PDF
Funny Quotes PDF
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
Bert Lahr.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me. Oscar
Wilde
I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it. William
Faulkner
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. William
Somerset Maugham