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DIALOUGE SCRIPT
Presenter Script
Abhishek Salaam, namastey, aadav janta, main Tukaram aapka sutradhaar. Jo ki banna
Rajput chahta tha hawaldar. Hasi nhi aayi na, nahi aai hogi. Are logon ko hasana bhot
kathin khel hai, aur main hasa leta toh main hi na ban jata Comedy King.
(Anchor)
- Waise kya aapne kabhi khud se pucha hai, kon se rang ka rang
kadilhaimerakyachahtahai. Nhipuchanaa, main batatahun, iss
pareshaanzindagi me do pal kikhushichahtahai. Aurwohikhushi dene k liye,
aapkohasane k liye hum lekeaayeinhai ye naya show Comedy King
jokiekmanchdegakaiubharte stand-up comedians koaapkohasahasakecomdey
world k king banneka.
Tohaaiye, zyada waqtnaletehuyebulatehainapnephle comedian DivyaLochan
Ray ko.
Divy 45 sec of that callertune, after tht even if he picks up the call,the only thing
Lochan you are able to ask is Vinodbhai “Galat time par toh phone nhikrliya?
Then there is another thing that has started on mobile phones, called
whatsapp. Everybody’s on whatsapp? Right!!
Wo kya hai na “WHATSAPP NE MERI AANKHEIN KHOL DI” !
Whatsapp ke aane se pehle merko lagta thaki mere saare ‘DOST ,RISHTEYDAAR
sab busy hai… .. PAUSE..
‘Jabse Whatsapp aya hai PATA CHLA SAB VELLE HAI ……Sab ke sab velle hai
You know Whatsapp pr Groups banayenge, Groups ke subgroups bngye, Sub
groups ke further sub groups bngye. Galat group me galat message bhjdo,
banda 3 din tak sorry bolta rehta hai.
Mjhe toh samajh nhi aata – Log do do Kilometre ki Paheli bhjenge, Doosre
‘SOLVE’ krrhe hote hain. !
Ek ek Kilometre ka Joke ayega , log neeche type krrhe hote hai ‘Hahaha’
Then Every group has this ‘ONE PERSON’ wo wakes up at ‘6:30’ in the
morning.Pause . And sends a goodmorning with a ‘Phoolkaphotooo’ –
KabhikabhiBhagwaaanbhihotehaiphotooo me
Inkolagtahaibhagwaanki photo aur good morning bolne se humara din
achachalajayega – Subah office me Boss se gaaliyan hi khaaarhehotehai bad
me.
Abhishek
Well those of you thinking ki Introduction funny nhi thi, they're wrong.
Comedy karne ke liye sirf humor ki zaroorat nhi, you've to be a joke yourself.
Abhiiisshheeekk Raajjppuut naam me hi bhaar hai bhaai.
Yeaaahhh we love fat jokes, don't we!
The other day I was a doing a stand up at Delhi University.
Pause
Abhishek : Drops a 10rs note.
Oops I dropped my salary!
Oh well we have a big star amongst us today, Jasdeep singh.
He gets paid 10rs a Day people, big round of applause ,yeah 👏👏
Pause(
Like I told you people..
You've to be a joke yourself to be a comedian..
Next we have are Jasdeep and his teeth..
Jasdeep
SHOOTING SCRIPT
Abhishek
Well those of you thinking ki Introduction funny nhi thi, MCU
they're wrong.
Comedy karne ke liye sirf humor ki zaroorat nhi, you've to
be a joke yourself.
Pause
Abhishek : Drops a 10rs note. FS
Oops I dropped my salary!
Pause(
Like I told you people.. MCU
You've to be a joke yourself to be a comedian..
Next we have are Jasdeep and his teeth..
Jasdeep
Rundown Sheet
S.no Segment Corner In Corner Out Duration
1 Montage 10 Sec
2 Anchor (Opening 50 sec
Piece)
3 Performance 1 5 min
4 Anchor Link 1 min
5 Performance 2 5 min
6 Anchor Link 50 sec
(Closing Piece)
9 Montage 10 sec
- Jatin Patial
- Kritika Rastogi
-Manohar Naik
-Mithil Kumar
-Nidhi Chopra
-Prachi Sharma
- List of Cast
- Abhishek Rajput
- Jasdeep Singh
- DivyLochan
List of Equipment -