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 Written by Sue Salvi
Illustrated by Megan Kellie

Little, Brown and Company

New York Boston London

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 SOMEDAY A BIRD WILL POOP ON YOU

Copyright © 2018 by Sue Salvi and Megan Kellie

Sue Salvi, Author

Hachette Book Group supports the right to free expression and the value Sue cherishes the bird poops she has received
of copyright. The purpose of copyright is to encourage writers and artists
to produce the creative works that enrich our culture. including a monstrous fecal incident that
happened on her left forearm, moments before
The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book without permission speaking at an extra-sacred church event.
is a theft of the author’s intellectual property. If you would like permission Originally from Pittsburgh, PA, Sue now
to use material from the book (other than for review purposes), please con- lives in Chicago with her husband and two
tact permissions@hbgusa.com. Thank you for your support of the author’s
rights. boys. She occasionally performs improv and
sketch comedy around town. There has been a
Little, Brown and Company peregrine falcon in her backyard, twice so far.
Hachette Book Group You may find her verbal poops @suesalvi.
1290 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10104

littlebrown.com
First Edition: October 2018
Little, Brown and Company is a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Megan Kellie, Illustrator
The Little, Brown name and logo are trademarks of Hachette Book Group, Megan is proud of the bird poops she has collected
Inc.
while on earth. Once, sitting in a park, she thought,
The publisher is not responsible for websites (or their content) that are not “wow, it’s like I’m in a brochure” until a bird
owned by the publisher. pooped on her, to let her know she was not. She
lives in Chicago, is also a writer performer person,
The Hachette Speakers Bureau provides a wide range of authors for would like to make approximately everything, and
speaking events. To find out more, go to hachettespeakersbureau.com or
call (866) 376-6591. prefers low ceilinged restaurants. She emits words
@flipflipflap and drawings @imdrawinghere.
ISBN 978-0-316-48776-4
LCCN [tk]
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

RRD-C Special thanks to Paul Grondy, R.T. Durston,

Heather Skomba, John Bleeden, Julie Regimand,
Printed in the United States of America Daniel Lazar, Michael Szczerban and Ron Lazzeretti.

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