THE BORING COPMPANY

 Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)

 Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws

 International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees

 Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme
for review and acceptance

 May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company
dockside munitions warehouses