SpongeBob CrustPants

By:Arnav Hande

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea,

Spongebob Crustpants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he,
Spongebob Crustpants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish;
Spongebob Crustpants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Crustpants.
It was morning in Bikini Bottom.Spongebob woke up.”Well Gary” he remarked.
“It’s just another day working at the Krusty Krab”.
“Meep”, Gary replied. But little did Spongebob know, his house was being
sucked into an underwater volcano. “Something seems different”, he said as he
walked outside. Spongebob started sweating. He then realized he was sinking
into the volcano. “Wait” he yelled. He lept into his house and grabbed his handy
dandy tourist guide. Then he threw open the door and dived into the flaming
abyss. He fell into a chamber filled with magma. He realized he was in a magma
chamber. This meant he was in the crust or lithosphere, the thin layer that
sustains all living things. He saw a surfboard leaning on one side of the
chamber. Seconds later, he was surfing waves of molten lava. He came to an
area where the magma was bubbling. All of a sudden, Patrick popped out.
“Aaaaah!”, shouted Spongebob. When he got calmed down, he asked Patrick
how he got there. Patrick explained how he had fallen into a manhole and then
got processed through a water treatment plant which landed him in Russia.
Patrick was walking when he fell down the Kola Superdeep Borehole and had
ended up here. Spongebob was happy to see his friend. Both of them dived
down and hitched a ride on a mantle plume. Due to it’s slow movement, they had
lot’s of time to examine the mantle. The mantle was made of molten lava. The
top, cooler part, was the asthenosphere. The lower half was the lower mantle.
By the time Spongebob and Patrick had reached the outer core, they had long
beards and white hair. But nothing would stop them. Using the steel plate
Patrick had in his head. They rode the magnetic field through the outer core.
The outer core, made of liquid iron and nickel is responsible for earth’s
magnetic field. The inner core made of solid iron and nickel amazed them. But
it wasn’t the exotic crystals, the prancing unicorns, or the never-ending
supply of gold. What amazed them was the ice cream shop in the middle. But
when they went to the stand what faced them was a creature of evil. With
fuzzy,red hair, evil eyes that seemed to burn through their heads, and an
everlasting grin plastered on it’s face. It was a clown. Patrick jumped onto the
clown’s back.”Run Spongebob!” he shouted. “Save yourself!”. Spongebob ran
as fast as his little legs could carry him. He swam through the outer core and
he trudged through the lower mantle. He couldn’t go any further. With the
clown close behind, he pulled out a seaweed bar. As he bit it he felt new
energy flow through him. He would run no more, he decided. He turned around
to face the clown. “Face the awesome powers of the seaweed bar” he shouted.
“Found at your local Kroger”. Spongebob pulled at the clown’s hair and tugged
at it’s cheeks until there was nothing left but scattered fluffs of red hair.
Spongebob continued his journey marching proudly through the asthenosphere
and lithosphere. When he reached Bikini Bottom everyone cheered. Spongebob
was named mayor and he issued a booklet on how to fight a clown. He now has
taken the job to defy logic by taking a bath and making campfires, under the
water. To this day he still proceeds to annoy people with his never-ending
happiness.

THE END!