1.

Of all the felt I ever felt,

I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

4. I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as
much wood,
as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

She sells sea shells by the seashore.

Betty bought a bit of butter.

But the butter Betty bought was bitter.
so Betty bought a better butter,
and it was better than the butter Betty bought before.

'Whether the weather is warm, whether the weather is hot, we have to

put up with the weather, whether we like it or not.'

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?'

If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where

would they bury the survivors?
 A. You don’t bury survivors.

You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second
stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth
stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s
eyes?
A. The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.

Q: If there are three apples & you took away two, how many do
you have?
A. Two—because YOU took two.

A man lives on the 100th floor of an apartment building. On

rainy days he rides the elevator all the way up. However, on sunny
days, he goes half way and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
The man is short and can only reach the button for the 50th floor
on the elevator. On rainy days, he uses his umbrella handle.

Where is an ocean with no water?

On a map

Frank’s mother has 2 kids, one is April what the name of the
second child is?

Answer: Frank

o A manager at a butcher shop stands 5 feet 6 inches tall and

wears size 10 sneakers, what does he weigh?

 Answer: Meat


Imagine your boat is sinking, how would you survive?

Answer: Simple, stop imagining.

4. What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone.

5. What goes up but never ever comes down?

Your age.

How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?

She sleeps at night.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What can you make that no one—not even you—can see?

Noise.
 What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more
than you?
Your name.

What moves faster: heat or cold?

Heat. Because you can always catch a cold.