Welcome back to the dream mansion, Koren.

This year’s Christmas present for you is

a 3 night accommodation in the
luxurious Captain’s Cottage in Port
Willunga. You’ll enjoy this getaway
from Friday March 27 to Monday 30
(free of cost, obvs).

The legend says that this house is

haunted by wine, lame songs and
explicit sexual references to penises,
which locals allegedly call “Ding dong”;
the origin of this term is yet unknown.

This trip includes an afternoon drink session at Maslin Beach, so please

remember to not pack your swimwear and to schedule a visit with your
cardiologist of trust before departure, as last year the sight of some locals’
ballsack caused a temporary ischemic attack to one of the frailest visitors.
Management declines any responsibility over this sort of accidents.

Please invite one friend to come

with you to enjoy this incredible
piece of paradise (a tiny
contribution will be asked). If
don’t choose me, well eat s***
then.

More details about the detailed

details of the trip will be given
closer to the date.