So, you’re having a bad day, things just aren’t going right, and the world

seems to be crashing in on you, chances are…It’s your horoscope. That’s

what I’m going with anyway. Stop blaming yourself when things go wrong in
life , when you don’t succeed , when don’t get what you want , when you get
broken , when you loose , when you are sad and low , it’s your horoscope to
blame for. Yes ayou heard it right , the reason why thngs aren’t going
smoothly in your life is your horoscope.

The whole idea of horoscope is useless. If you believe in it , you need to

follow what’s written in your horoscope and stay away from things that your
horoscope says. For instance your horoscope is saying you to do some nonse
stuff instead of something sensible or something bad would happen to you.

Let’s say you’re a Pieces…Hmmmmm…I am, what a GREAT example then

RIGHT? For just a minute, say you missed a meeting because you slipped on
a puddle of water, and you got all muddy. Of course you had to go home and
change, you couldn’t very well go to your meeting like THAT now could you?

Was this YOUR fault, of course NOT!!! It was because Mercury was in
retrograde and Leo was lapping your Va Jay Jay (Oooooooowww). How could
you POSSIBLY make your meeting?

Or, what about that presentation that didn’t go so well the other day? Was
that MY fault, I think NOT, it was because Scorpio was too damn close to
Virgo, and Aquarius and Mars were playing KICKBALL with Capricorn.. How
could that POSSIBLY be MY fault?

You see, I am a BIG believer in Astrology. I believe that the stars control our
destiny…NOT!!! But, they ARE a GREAT reason for blaming our most
embarrassing moments and our faux pas’s on. (Yes, I KNOW I ended the
sentence with a preposition, I just couldn’t HELP it, it FIT so Ooooooow).
Yes, yes, yes, I KNOW this is not the RIGHT thing to do, BUT, it’s just so
DAMN easy that I’m gonna keep on doin’ it…Try it, You’ll like it!!!

Until Later