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Final Script Second Version
Final Script Second Version
By James Ravehill
Script
Scene 1:
Int: kitchen
The camera pans around the room revealing all of the dead,
bloody bodies lying across the floor. Italian Jazz music is
playing softly. It then cuts to black and the sound of a
ringing phone can be heard.
Mob Boss:
I want him dead. I want him fuckin dead you hear me! You find
Dante’s killer and put a whole in his fuckin head, you
understand?
Cos if you don’t find them, a war is going to break out, you
hear me? Dante’s father will blame me and start a fucking war!
I don’t care who it is, could be your fuckin mother, I don’t
care, I want their brains on the floor. Otherwise I’ll have
every last one of you wacked. I’m not starting a war over some
cocksucker killing one of my soldiers, so you find him
Antonio, or you’re dead. You hear me?
Shot cuts from black to a close up of a revolver’s barrel
spinning, then cuts back to black.
Antonio:
Yes boss, don’t worry, I’ll get it done. *Puts phone down*
Scene 2:
Int: Kitchen
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Well you got any better suggestions? *Looks round table with
hands raised* Huh? No? Just a bitch who don’t want to-
Alfredo:
Luciano:
*picks up gun and cocks it, waving it around*
Antonio:
Luciano:
We’re not getting anywhere, any of you got any ideas, I’m
listening, but one of us isn’t leaving here today and I bet
the cocksucker that done it aint saying shit, so might as well
get this done. *Looks around* No?
Roberto:
*Starts laughing*
Luciano:
Antonio:
*Stands up*
Luciano:
Luciano:
Fine. If you’re gonna bust my fuckin balls when I’m the only
one getting shit done
Antonio:
Luciano:
Antonio:
Nah we need-
Luciano:
Nah it’s fine, you don’t want my help, I’ll shut up. Quit
bustin my balls.
Antonio:
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Antonio:
Alfredo:
Roberto:
*leans forwards and smiles* I don’t care how we find this guy,
but to make it clear, whoever it is, I’m gonna enjoy slitting
their throat.
Luciano:
Yeah, and who’s to say it’s not you? You fuckin creep.
Roberto:
Alfredo:
Who the hell is it? No one in here would kill Dante. No fuckin
way. Or maybe I don’t know them as well I thought. Fuck.
Alfredo aint got the balls to do this. If it was him he would
be long gone by now. He’s a good friend, but he’s weak, only
cares about money, wouldn’t do something like this, would fuck
his life up.
Roberto, crazy guy, loves killing, itches for it. He’ll jump
at the chance to kill a cop, but kill Dante? No way. They were
way too close. I know he’s cold, but this, no. Plus, like he
said, we’d all be dead if was him, best shot in the mob.
And then there’s Dante. Dante Russo. Son of rival mob Capo
Matteo Russo, the reason why we’ll be dead if we don’t solve
this. Dante was a good friend, with everyone actually.
Everyone loved Dante, nicest guy I knew, in the mob at least.
Who the fuck would want him dead? I swear, when I find out who
done this, I’m gonna-
Luciano:
Ay Tony man, come on, what were you doin earlier then.
Antonio:
Scene 3:
Dante:
Yeah then the shmuck said that he’d knock my teeth out if he
ever saw me down that street again. So, obviously I did the
moral thing, you know as I always do, and put the car in
reverse to drive off. But, unfortunately, you know terrible
accident, complete accident, I ran over this guy’s foot.
*laughs* completely snapped his ankle, like his foot was
backwards, absolutely terrible accident. In fact, I was so
devastated, so upset by what I’d done, that I put the car in
first and ran back over the same foot *laughs* and then
obviously told him to fuck his mother. *laughs loudly*
Antonio:
Dante:
Antonio:
Antonio:
Dante:
I know, but just one more try for me Tony, please, you know
how much it means to me to become a member. Properly become
part of the family you know.
Antonio:
I know man, I know, but there’s nothing I can do. I’m sorry.
Dante:
Antonio:
Dante:
Antonio:
Dante:
Hey no, don’t worry, I’ve got this one. I know you were meant
to be going for lunch with your girl today. I’ll get it.
Antonio:
Dante:
No don’t worry Tony honestly, I’ve got this.
Antonio:
You sure?
Dante:
Antonio:
Dante:
Scene 4:
Int: Kitchen
Antonio:
Alfredo:
Adds up. What reason would you have to kill Dante anyway?
Antonio:
Alfredo:
Nah, no one knows about this location, and we’re the only ones
with keys.
Alfredo:
What you sayin then, that you think it’s one of us.
Roberto:
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
No, no, no, don’t give me that look. What happened the other
week then ay? With that Jewish prick?
Roberto:
Luciano:
*looking round the table with a smile on his face* This guy,
this guy.*points at Roberto* Some Jew, I don’t know, some like
Hotel owner or something, can’t remember, he was refusing to
pay up right. He had a big debt, right, like five digits, and
he thought he was some tough guy, could refuse to pay up. To
us? Refuse to pay US? *laughs* Obviously he hadn’t heard
stories of the mighty Roberto. So, after a bit of shoving and
such, I was expecting the usual you know, like pulling teeth,
shit like that. But this guy thought he’d switch it up today,
you know, bit of variety in his torture methods. And out of no
where, you won’t believe this, shoots the jew right in the
dick, 3 fucking times. *Laughs* I don’t know, maybe the second
2 shots were for both this guys' balls, which were pretty big
targets if you ask me, cocky prick.*Laughs* And then this sick
fuck *points back at Roberto* is just stood there crying with
laughter, and I’m just thinking-
Antonio:
Luciano:
I’m just saying, this guys got a screw loose. Prime suspect if
you ask me. And anyway, it couldn’t be you Afredo, cos if it
was you’d be halfway to fuckin Sicily already, with a
margarita in one hand and a whore in the other. *laughs*. You
know the other week, this prick *points at Alfredo* threw up
all over my new suit after whacking some guy in the head.
Pussy. No way he’d pull something sick like this.
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
Alfredo:
Okay. Okay.
Roberto:
*Laughing*
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
Alfredo:
Roberto:
*Smiling*
Luciano:
Antonio:
Roberto:
Luciano:
Antonio:
Luciano:
Antonio:
Let’s continue with our stories. This shit aint doin any good,
both of you. You want to solve this or no? *waits for
response* Alfredo, tell us what was going on with you guys.
Alfredo:
Yeah sure. So me and Roberto here were hustling some guy for
his money, was late with his payments second week, you know.
Chef Lucca, or something, anyway.
Scene 5
Alfredo:
Lucca:
*stuttering* Lucca
Alfredo:
Alfredo:
Hey we both know that you can scrape up that amount from
somewhere. So cut the shit and we’ll be on our way.
Lucca:
Alfredo:
Look, man, if it was me, I’d give you another couple days,
heck maybe even a week to pay. But see my friend over there.
*points towards Roberto* He’s a very, shall we say, impatient
person, doesn’t like to be messed around. You know who that
is?
Lucca:
*shakes head*
Alfredo:
Lucca:
No, no I’ll pay. I’ll get it to you tomorrow.
Alfredo:
Scene 6
Int: Kitchen
Cuts back to the gang sitting around the table. The camera
pans between them all.
Alfredo:
Antonio:
Makes sense.
Luciano:
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Antonio:
Luciano, let's discuss this, don’t start pointing fingers.
Luciano:
Hey I’m just throwing ideas around man. Cos at this rate we
aint gettin shit solved.
Alfredo:
Ay come on guys, why don’t we say it was some random guy, find
some prick off the streets and pin it on him. No one’s gunna
know, then we can all walk from this-
Luciano:
Alfredo:
Yeah
Luciano:
So when you’re dead cos some cocksucker shoots you in the back
of the head, we’ll just blame it on some random civilian, no
avenging you, no nothin.
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Roberto:
No one knows of this place, the boss will know if you just
whack someone random.
Antonio:
Luciano:
Exactly.
Roberto:
Luciano:
Scene 7
Luciano:
Dante:
Luciano:
Dante:
Yeeaah, fuck off you did. *laughs*
Luciano:
Dante:
He was Mateo.
Luciano:
He was fuckin Mateo. And obviously she thought I was this guy
Mateo, and he was meant to be coming over to sleep with her,
not me. So he’s stood there just staring at me, same shocked
look. And, this is the worst bit, fuckin Michael comes home
early. And he just sees 2 guys in the bedroom with his wife,
so he’s obviously ready to fucken kill me, and, you won't
believe what I said to him.
Dante:
What?
Luciano:
I said ‘ay look Michael, man, it’s not what it looks like. It
was dark in here, pitch black, what can I say I thought it was
my own wife’.
Dante:
*laughs, then looks at his watch* Ay, anyway man I’ve got to
go, the package is waiting for me.
Luciano:
Dante:
Yeah I’m fine. Just had a word with Tony about puttin a word
in for my initiation be he said he can’t do anything.
Luciano:
Dante:
Really?
Luciano:
Dante:
Scene 8:
Int: Kitchen
Luciano:
And then I went for a nap for a couple hours before coming
here.
Roberto:
*laughs* So, what your sayin is, that your only alibi is dead.
The only person who could prove that you’re innocent is dead.
Luciano:
Roberto:
Antonio:
ALfredo:
You were the last one to see him, Luciano.
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
What do you want me to fuckin say? You think I’m makin this
shit up?
Roberto:
Maybe.
Luciano:
Antonio:
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
*stands up* Are you calling me a fucking Liar. Cos that’s what
it fucken seems like.
Roberto:
*laughs*
Luciano:
Alfredo:
Come on man-
Luciano:
Roberto:
Luciano:
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Roberto:
I’ll hit you in the head before you can even draw.
Alfredo:
Luciano:
Cos if you tryna blame me for this shit, I’ll stand my fucken
ground. You hear me, ANY of you come for me, I’m putting a
bullet in your fucken head-
Alfredo:
Roberto:
*laughs*
Luciano:
You laughin at me tough guy? I won’t fuckin hesitate-
Alfredo:
Luciano-
Luciano:
What, you think I won’t whack you too, bitch? Any of you-
Roberto:
Luciano:
Alfredo:
As Antonio walks around the table with his gun pointed ahead
of him, both him and Luciano stare at each other intently
waiting for the other to make a move. Luciano is clutching his
bleeding stomach, and then tries reaching to his gun in the
middle of the table, but is unable to get it as he winces from
his wound. Antonio then cocks his gun.
Luciano:
Ay, Tony man, it’s not like that man. I was just tryna- come
on Tony, I was just-
Antonio:
Dante:
Antonio;
Dante:
No, just a little trick. *holds up a pill* Ay, you know what,
it’s like fucken Romeo and Juliet. *laughs*
Antonio:
Dante:
No, you were never my brother Tony. You never cared about me
or my needs. If I was your brother, I’d be a made man.
Antonio:
Dante:
Antonio:
Antonio:
Fuck you.
Dante:
Oh, and don’t worry about your girl, I’ll take good care of
her. *taps Antonio on the face* Say hi to Roberto and Luciano
for me, and tell Alfredo to go fuck his mother. See you Tony.
Antonio:
Traitor!
END.