HOW TO BE MISERABLE

Think about yourself constantly.

Use “I” as often as possible.

Mirror yourself continually by the opinions of others.

Listen greedily to what people say about you; if it’s not what you
want to hear, get angry.

Expect to be appreciated by everyone.

Be suspicious.

Be jealous and envious.

Be sensitive and easily offended.

Never forgive a criticism.

Trust no one but yourself.

Insist on consideration and respect at all times.

Demand agreement with your own views on everything.

Sulk and feel sorry for yourself if people are not grateful to you for
what you do for them.

Never forget how much you’ve done for others; think about it at
all times. Always remember what they have failed to do for you.

Shirk your duty.

Seek at all times to entertain yourself.

Do as little as you possibly can for other people.