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MY BABY SNAKE

I have a sad, sad story I don’t just want a baby snake


I’ll tell it in a song I need it
I’ve found a baby python And when I get a real one
In the woods behind my home At least I’ll have something to feed it
I kept it in a coffee can (No, I’m just kidding about that)
Underneath my bed
I walked my baby daily But my baby snake is just a worm
On a leash made out of thread The vet just checked
For seven months I kept this up It is confirmed
Dreaming of the day By now he should be slinking
I’d walk in, in the show until But all he does is squirm
With a 10 foot python snake My baby snake is just a worm
But I made a big mistake My baby snake is just a worm (yes, he is)
(Or small I should say) My baby snake is just a little old worm.

My baby snake is just a worm


The vet just checked
It is confirmed
By now he should be slinking
all he does is squirm
My baby snake is just a worm

My friend and I made a snake cage


From chicken wire and sticks
We worked all weekend on it
This news just makes us sick:
‘Cause that cage won’t keep a worm in
Never could, never will
A worm would squirm right through it
And disappear into the silk.

My friend, he’s got a fishing pole


And a look I’ve never seen
And he wants to take him fishing
If you know just what I mean

My baby snake is just a worm


The vet just checked
It is confirmed
By now he should be slithering around
But all he does is squirm
My baby snake is just a worm

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