The speaker found a baby python in the woods behind their home and kept it in a coffee can under their bed for seven months, dreaming of the day it would grow into a large snake. However, after taking it to the vet, they discovered their "baby snake" was actually just a worm. Their friend had built a snake cage for it on the weekend, but now it will be useless for keeping a worm, which could easily escape through the chicken wire. Their friend now wants to use the worm for fishing.
The speaker found a baby python in the woods behind their home and kept it in a coffee can under their bed for seven months, dreaming of the day it would grow into a large snake. However, after taking it to the vet, they discovered their "baby snake" was actually just a worm. Their friend had built a snake cage for it on the weekend, but now it will be useless for keeping a worm, which could easily escape through the chicken wire. Their friend now wants to use the worm for fishing.
The speaker found a baby python in the woods behind their home and kept it in a coffee can under their bed for seven months, dreaming of the day it would grow into a large snake. However, after taking it to the vet, they discovered their "baby snake" was actually just a worm. Their friend had built a snake cage for it on the weekend, but now it will be useless for keeping a worm, which could easily escape through the chicken wire. Their friend now wants to use the worm for fishing.
I have a sad, sad story I don’t just want a baby snake
I’ll tell it in a song I need it I’ve found a baby python And when I get a real one In the woods behind my home At least I’ll have something to feed it I kept it in a coffee can (No, I’m just kidding about that) Underneath my bed I walked my baby daily But my baby snake is just a worm On a leash made out of thread The vet just checked For seven months I kept this up It is confirmed Dreaming of the day By now he should be slinking I’d walk in, in the show until But all he does is squirm With a 10 foot python snake My baby snake is just a worm But I made a big mistake My baby snake is just a worm (yes, he is) (Or small I should say) My baby snake is just a little old worm.
My baby snake is just a worm
The vet just checked It is confirmed By now he should be slinking all he does is squirm My baby snake is just a worm
My friend and I made a snake cage
From chicken wire and sticks We worked all weekend on it This news just makes us sick: ‘Cause that cage won’t keep a worm in Never could, never will A worm would squirm right through it And disappear into the silk.
My friend, he’s got a fishing pole
And a look I’ve never seen And he wants to take him fishing If you know just what I mean
My baby snake is just a worm
The vet just checked It is confirmed By now he should be slithering around But all he does is squirm My baby snake is just a worm