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I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie

to me!
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not
how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt.
*catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's a
fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you
'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you
feel better?

You've swallowed a planet!


All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly
go wrong? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call
me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you
understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat
them in a football match, didn't you?
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.�hey.�the good
things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't
necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
You've swallowed a planet!
They're not aliens, they're Earth�liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
They're not aliens, they're Earth�liens! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the
Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly
go wrong?
Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
No� It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. They're not aliens,
they're Earth�liens! No� It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

You've swallowed a planet! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate
yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary
human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Sorry,
checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No
violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the
Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match,
didn't you?

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You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species,
and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! No� It's a thing; it's
like a plan, but with more greatness.

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel
like jumping out of a spaceship. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what
normal blokes do!

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think
they're probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat. All
I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go
wrong?

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel
like jumping out of a spaceship. No� It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more
greatness. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

You know, it really doesn�t matter what you write as long as you�ve got a young,
and beautiful, piece of text. I think the only card she has is the Lorem card.
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before. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're
basically born with. You either have it or you don't.

This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower
Grill. I love Hispanics! I�m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text.

He�s not a word hero. He�s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that
wasn�t captured. You know, it really doesn�t matter what you write as long as
you�ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. Despite the constant negative
ipsum covfefe.

Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it�s
former users left it for something else. They made a good decision. Some people
have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born
with. You either have it or you don't. I think the only card she has is the Lorem
card.
The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S.
design jobs non-competitive. Lorem Ipsum best not make any more threats to your
website. It will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. An
'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's
birth certificate is a fraud.

Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it�s
former users left it for something else. They made a good decision. I have a 10
year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable.

You know, it really doesn�t matter what you write as long as you�ve got a young,
and beautiful, piece of text. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you
imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!

I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I
said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not
nice."

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing
rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You
hit me with a cricket bat. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the Doctor, and you are
the Daleks! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not
gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna
be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Aw,
you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always
known him: Jeff.

You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! Father Christmas. Santa
Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am
the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

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