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Eee Eee! veces! ‘ncooagt! ses os nic dn no They wre we thn tht: Ds ‘bar snymors asc: (Spates) Oh, Sus, you poor, poor thing. Tas ‘omene whe oes in bind in) we wa ere yous Tin ping bea whi (the person ine ks pried bt ose Sao alarmed) cus Al lone the out now Aloe th kitchen Aloe in he ining wom Abo he ving —lvingroom, ata mock ing pve now Alone, n,n. Al lone Alon done, aon so le don po on Suances Ye butyou veo mou, Sua, o mewn. [ava hough the Uish wer ight do al chi ening, Do ou mnt wo ee, Scent sue Norell, Thank you anya sess How aout ning Nag ral? ST dot chink (Ln abet mad fr pepe) sinc ing) Swing lon wet chain Con rw cary ne foe. suse Thankyou fr coming s0U Dost you wang? Sus dont ano keno sig nan Epicopain. xy que in my rin le i vring, New| mus atend vot tet ces Son, our avg she sds, cae ou do hat Sn lee, ple etme do aes ben tele day hive © yy buen MARCUS Ie in the ck? a dod cake’ not ulin someother room, propped up in some stuffed chair or athes, waiting there eo sarde someone, she? suas Ceinly not. Thankyou 40 much for coming. arcs Tha would give someone quite fight They be standing by ‘his char making conversation and then tine hey wee elking him, oy he wat star, stone dead! Ahahahhha, that would be sd oe! susan Yes, ery good. (Cll) Oh, Davi (No lck) MARCUS: Fn going ois hi 00, you know susan: Ah how nce, Or rahe, ow sad, Wel dime eas eveything aco You nor she only one with sorow writen on you forehead susie Wha Macs should say noc (Shows is fred, previouly ever with angie asor wren omit) Magic makes Does wah oft ‘ete going co mis him oa the commuter tin, We used to ox ‘hunge morning plese, “Nice morning o “Cold enough for you” or "The ain seems ro be on time tay for xchange susan ae Excuse me I think the morta signaling me MARCUS: You know, your husband was he only person on that whole dma ain who was even wing to speak me susan (Vy much abi) How interes ‘atts The other people would et panic a ths ees i even tated ‘0 walk in thei diction, and they move sway or pretend ro Be slecpng. But hey didnt fol me, Tm no dope Yn son le en ing SUSAN (Tying t mae mal ae) Wel if yout red enough maybe you can. ‘Man Your husband hough, was ays ver fin ome. Nolike ‘ny fiche Nomads ny fer wot ee turn my phone elle T vento a seance and everyting susan: Wha "Mancus: Wale dea, but hae this dium fiend who gave me cis special 00 number that es you cll che dea Maybe youd ke the ‘umber to ry o reich your husband on the other ie suas dovc hink so: Wel, que sr ser Ah me, La dee dah Wal, thank you so mach for coming Nanci: (Warm) Wel youre welcome. 1 jus few eb about your husband bing gone, and I dn know wha Fn going to do ‘on he rain athe morning suse Yes. Welly don you read a book? ‘MARCUS: That an idea. Do you have any sugesons? sus: Oh my, [dot know. The Thre Birds, Get Exetatons Any book, I dont cre ‘ancuS: My favorit book is Babu he Eephons SUSAN Yes that excellent, MARCUS: Have you radi susan No, but [her wondefl chings Ah me, My, ny Wel shank you fo coming, Gods MARCUS: (Surprised) Ae you eaving? ‘suse: (Losing her tomper) No, Tm not leaving, I wane you vo eve Youre making me hysterics Cant you eake a int. When Tsay “Thankyou fr coming.” thats cad for “Go away now” Don ou sndertnd chat) MARCUS: (Trl abase, a bit bre) Oh, Ln sony | though i jut ‘meant “Thank you for coming” Um worry. I didnt rea. there anything ee youe sa ince I havent undectood? susan: No. Nothing I dont sink so Mancus: (Sil «lie drown.) Oh good. (He ak ery ababed and em ‘erased Sustain badly fr him.) Oh dea, now Tf ‘erty gully about having expresed my emovions anc: Pend agin chnkingof er) Oh dot feel guilty abou xe pressing emodons. Thats a fae shing ro do, Youve had» erie foes. Sus: Somewhat rou ain) Ye Tare. ascUS Are you sure you dont wane keen yet? Tim not His, but think is 2 very appropiate sing vo do aa wake sustn Oh I dat inn, Mays anather se MARCUS: This would be the mou iy tine susan Wel 1 dnt know. ile treed.) What does ken sound Tike enc MARCUS Ob, el interesting sre of ike eis. (Mares mace an enarmoaly sre low asnedmar-sshine he sep and down the veal. Te rat of te pope proen come wa dad Tale and nee) sus (To cow sight) amneye)Ple sop staring, Go back your conversion buzz (These oes bak ts am) MaRcUs: DiI do something wrong again? Susan: Well i wa very scing sounduancus: es jus lik xying, but more dramatic. ove to ery. You loved ‘your husband, dia you! ust (Gein) Yes. ‘MARCUS: Well then, dont you wane o keen jas Ke? ‘tsa: Well see your pone alle Burt dost know shat Tsay ‘oul anc You could dot sar shan did uss T don eink 0. MARCUS Of pense, Tm ure would make you el bene, Sos (Wanting tft Ber) Wal 2 (Sars ta, bu fez) Thi i ‘fica o do in public Could I call ou Iter this evening. and ‘oie on the phone? act No is much more Bang o heen atthe Foner You shuld sito ton the phone suse Ob, dat Eno Manco Come on, Ie bl. Sam (estates bt then 0000000. (1: eye Sounds ike a ght “own, ora perm imitating the wind) sMancs That ood. susan: Osooo000 ates Tha ood ‘isin: Osco0000 Nanci Thre good, AAARAOOCOWWWWWOOOOOOOO! {Ssutn loaght for« moment, The cond pe ends agin “Momentary ene Afra bet, Sam ie 0 soso combine tin fond sig fad ma earl lod beeing sods Simalenconly with Mare) sori AAAAAAAAAAOOOODOOCOOODCOOWWWWWW. "000000000000000!!! (Grom on of he sry satin, if hocking mi, San tr 0 07 Tea end amined, Mares pr er the back comforting manner long tte cred it proudly aif oy See what (Gt So cigs ander bthing rere mor normal) MancuSs There thats beer. ssa (Drying hr 9) Thank you so such fr coming ht Maras ‘gino wonder) No, 0, code Thankyou. el much betes acts: Oh god, Wal, youre welcome. (Merson Son take bends arly Marr mile at hen, moves (side a other meres come oer peak Sten. Quick fade End) Canker Sores and Other Distractions