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My Magz 1018 PDF
My Magz 1018 PDF
I hooked up with a dude in the back of my car, and for some reason, we decided to
turn the car off but leave the music playing and one of the doors slightly open. When we were
finished, the car wouldn’t start! We had killed the battery. We had to sit there in awkward silence for the
tow truck. Not to mention, it was January and freezing outside!” —LEXI G., 24
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“I was a member of my school’s dance
team. Girls kept having trouble with a
halter top that was falling down. On
opening night, my friends and family
were in the audience. During the show,
I heard a snap. My top had fallen down,
and I was flashing everyone. I ran
offstage, tied the straps, and leaped
back on with a smile.” —OLIVIA W., 19, STUDENT, STANFORD, CT
“We were
set up on a
blind date.
The guy
and I met for
coffee and
had a great
conversation.
After the sec-
ond date, I
brought him
back to my
place, and we
had hot sex. All
was going well
until he started
to climax. It
was accompa-
nied by loud,
loud moans and
his screaming
‘Ooooh yeah’ as
he came. A short
time later, I
sneezed and
heard my neigh-
bor through the
wall say, ‘Bless
you.’ I was morti-
fied and never
invited him back
again.”
—AMBER S., 25
CELEB CONFESSION “At an event, I saw Chance the Rapper with some friends taking a photo. I thought it
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TOO FUNNY!
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TOO FUNNY!
Midnight,
Jan. 1, 2018
H E M S W O R T H , C Y R U S , S M A L L S , W O R K I N G O N YO U R FI T N E S S R E A L I T Y: B AU E R G R I F FI N O N L I N E .C O M . M I D N I G H T R E A L I T Y: A L A M Y S T O C K
P H O T O. T EI G E N , LO P E Z : S P L A S H N E W S . YO U R W I N T E R A E S T H E T I C R E A L I T Y, E A R LY- M O R N I N G E R R A N D R U N R E A L I T Y: G E T T Y I M A G E S .
Your Winter
Aesthetic
Working
on Your
Fitness
Lift,
balance,
CHRISSY stretch,
TEIGEN repeat.
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TOO FUNNY!
#CanYouNot Crazy
Situation
Working
Your Last
Nerve?
Vent
Here!
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“It bothers me
when someone
walks up next
to me and hits
the elevator or
crosswalk button.
I’m not just
standing here for
fun. #PetPeeve”
—@VONBAER, VIA
TWITTER
3 4
—@GBERG88, VIA
TWITTER
# C A N YO U N O T E N T R I E S M AY H AV E B E E N E D I T E D F O R L E N G T H , C O N T E N T, O R C L A R I T Y.
to forgo hand
washing after
bathroom time....
1 2 3 4 Ya nasty. Get back
in there. It’s cold
Not Okay… Comfy, Dude? Really? Ugh... season.”
“When I ask for “Sure, why “#CanUNot “Is this supposed —@SOPHISTICAIT18,
VIA TWITTER
a large fries, not use a table communicate to calm people
open the bag, as a bed? only with emoji down while “Men, when has
and this #CanYouNot” and actually they wait? This an unsolicited
is what I get…? —@MOLLY
SHINGLETON,
send a word looks horrifying. dick pic actually
#Why” VIA TWITTER or two in #Dentist” worked???
—@1KUNAI,
VIA TWITTER
response??!!!” —@MARKMAUSZ,
VIA TWITTER
Why do y’all do it?”
—JILL S., —@LAURYNFL,
VIA INBOX VIA TWITTER
GOT A GRIPE? Tweet or ’gram what’s bugging you with a photo (hashtag: #CanYouNot) or e-mail
Inbox@Cosmopolitan.com (subject: #CanYouNot). You might see your handle here!
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