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Roger Osorio
1-30-2020
Ms. Cruz-Solomon
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Ahhh…America, the country of freedom, place of opportunities, and the center of gun
violence. The problem not just in our community but around the nation is clearly gun violence.
America is definitely a top nation when it comes with guns and lethal weapons. It is one of the
few countries which people always have the right to carry a gun legally. Gun violence is a huge
cause of deaths in the United States with around 37, 000 kills each year, and more than coming
from injuries. There has been a collection of mass shootings, horrific suicides, and bloody
homicides over the last 40 years of American history. These tragic accidents have made the
United States look like one of the most dangerous places on Earth.
Individuals who are affected by gun violence may encounter pressure, gloom, tension, and post-
traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). The impacts of this damage stretch out to the survivors as well
as to witnesses, neighbors, and each one of the individuals who love them. These people have
lost loved ones. Mothers losing their children, friends losing their comrades, Partners losing the
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love of their life, and neighbors losing…. well…their neighbors. Not only that but many lose
their lives to mindless murder from the bullets and shells dispensed by powerful firearms. Many
are lost too soon and in such an unfair manner. Many examples of these are the victims of the
Vegas shooting, the students of Stoneman Douglas High School, and the infamous death of
Florida rapper XXXTENTACION, which have all happened in the 3 years. Someone has to
come up with a solution without a question, and that is where I come in.
Obviously, the best solution is to replace all guns with buckets of rocks. I mean every
single gun (including the cops and military). Think about with no can shoot a bullet, these
problems can never happen. Society would have to deal with issues the old fashion way with
petition get many supporters to sign off on it. With this petition signed by
and how to improve the idea. Also, make sure to have some supporters in
case you need to testify. Then, replace every gun no matter who owns it
personnel, and regular people all own one bucket of rocks for every single they usually have.
This solution will never cause issues such as school shootings, massacres, and police brutality.
However, it comes at a price. See if no one can own a gun in the community and instead must
have buckets of rock to protect, it can cause vandalism and even torture. Furthermore, with the
right protection police will have a hard time dealing with criminals and can get out numbered
and outsmarted. Yet, this will cause why more trouble for monsters to cause massacres due to the
then clearly purchases on a gun can go down. Moreover, for the authorities and veterans make
them carry rubber bullets when the situation is not sensitive such as simple stops. Finally, have
an anti-theft device on these weapons such as a feature that will keep the safety on until someone
turns off the safety on their phone, which sounds like the use of Bluetooth. The steps to
implement this method are the same as my satirical solution, however, it is way more
understandable and has a higher chance of getting passed. The government can also add extra
details to this proposition such as age restriction, limitations on attachments, and even create
subscription-typed contracts with the buyer. Beyond this, officials will have to carry rubber
pallets and less lead ammunition. The government would also have to install Bluetooth features
and a GPS tracker that will affect the safety on these weapons which if broken the gun cannot
fire and tracks the gun if stolen. This is not as hard as people think due to how much technology
has involved. Not only that, but there should be a person at each gun store giving the history of
the type of gun. This a reference to the PSA video created by the PreventGunViolence YouTube
channel. The video is titled “Guns with History.” The solution is just gun control with more strict
laws. This solution should decrease rates on murder, suicides, and homicides and create a safer
environment. The increase in price on firearms should make it harder for civilians to attain one.
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Furthermore, the idea of having someone go back and remind you of the worst things that have
happened with a gun can make people rethink their decisions. The rubber bullets will make dire
situations much safer and relieve everyone from losing something precious to them. And overall,
just make owing a gun much safer and less likely to be used in the wrong scenario.
Listen, if you want to stop these terrible acts of murder that make us question our society
help find ways to protest and get the word out to everyone. If we don’t then these actions can and
will cause sadness throughout the world and eventually get to you. Every single gun has a