(Everyone in the classroom is around Mr.

Ramon and very noisy)

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Silence! Silence! SILENCE!

(Everyone sits down and stay quiet)

TEACHER JIRAFALES: It is gladly that Mr. Ramon is still studying despite of his age.

MR. RAMON: (Raises his hand, interrupting Teacher Jirafales)

One moment, one moment. I’m not an old man.

CHAVO: (Sarcastically) No, you’re not.

MR. RAMON: (Staring at Chavo madly) What?

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Hey be quiet, Mr. Ramon is not an old man, he is just a mature man.

CHAVO: Just a little bit more and he rots.

MR. RAMON: (Stands up and hits Chavo on the head) Take!

CHAVO: (Crying) Pipipipipipipi.

(Everyone stands up and starts arguing Mr. Ramon about it)

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Silence! Silence! SILENCE!

(Everyone sits down and stay quiet)

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Chavo, next time you go away. I was saying, a man like Mr. Ramon

CHAVO: (Interrupting Teacher Jirafales) He should be ashamed.

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Chavo, next time I take you out. Mr. Ramon is a man

CHAVO: (Interrupting Teacher Jirafales) But I just…

QUICO: (Interrupting Chavo and shouting madly) Oh shut up, shut up, shut up, you despair me!

CHAVO: But he just…

EVERYONE: (Interrupting Chavo and shouting) Chavo!

(Chavo starts kicking around him)

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Come here Chavo, to the corner. (Takes Chavo to the corner by pulling his
ear)
TEACHER JIRAFALES: When a man like Mr… (Looks backwards because Chavo is following him)
Chavo! (Takes Chavo to the corner by pulling his ear again).

TEACHER JIRAFALES: I said a man who… (Looks backwards because Chavo is following him again)
Chavo!

(This time Chavo takes himself to the corner by pulling his own ear).

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Today’s class is very important for you because… (Touches his belly with both
hands and tells Mr. Ramon) Mr. Ramon, can you take care of the kids while I go to handle a very
important issue?

MR. RAMON: Yeah, no problem, teacher, I was also a teacher before.

TEACHER JIRAFALES: That’s great Mr. Ramon, I just want you to…

MR. RAMON: (Interrupts Teacher Jirafales) Yeah, yeah, just go, I can handle this.

(Everyone stands up and starts making a mess in the classroom)

MR. RAMON: (Hits the table and shouts) Silence!

(Everyone sits down quickly and stays quiet and scared)

ÑOÑO: Hey, Mr. Ramon, may I go to the bathroom?

MR. RAMON: (Approaches Ñoño) Not Mr. Ramon! I am Mr. Teacher! What do you want?

ÑOÑO: (Scared) No, nothing.

CHILINDRINA: Hey Daddy!

MR. RAMON: I’m not daddy! I am Mr. Teacher!

QUICO: (Thinking out loud) He must be drunk, Mr. Teacher hehehehe, Mr. Teacher.

MR. RAMON: (Approaches Quico) What did you say?

QUICO: (Scared) Nothing.

MR. RAMON: (Goes behind his desk) Sit down Chavo (Mr. Ramon sits on his chair) Popis.

POPIS: (Scared) Yes, Mr. Teacher?

MR. RAMON: What costs more? A kilogram of mutomatoes or a kilogram of chili?

POPIS: (Scared) I, I don’t know, Mr. Teacher.

MR. RAMON: Reprobate!

MR. RAMON: Now, Ñoño.

ÑOÑO: Yes, sir.

MR. RAMON: How much is one plus one? (5+7)

ÑOÑO: I don’t know.

MR. RAMON: Reprobate!

(Ñoño starts crying)

MR. RAMON: Godínez!

GODÍNEZ: Present, Mr. Teacher.

MR. RAMON: How much does milk cost?

GODÍNEZ: Cow or goat?

MR. RAMON: Well, you got a six… Just saying.

(Mr. Ramon draws a skull and bones on the board)

MR. RAMON: Just imagine this is a skull and bones. But… What does It mean? A pirate flag?
(shows a bout and a pirate flag) NO! A graveyard? (Shows a picture of a graveyard) No! It means:
DANGEROUS! (Approaches to students) DAN-GE-ROUS! If you see a skull on a bottle it is poison.
And if you drink it (Acts like drinking something)… Delicious! But a few seconds later, you will start
to twist like cockroaches, (Starts shaking all the body) like this, like this. And your eyes (Does a
gesture with his hands as if they were wide open) and your tongue (Puts is hands around his neck
and shows his tongue) Until you (lays down on the table) Die.

(Teacher Jirafales starts clapping his hands and everyone does so after him)

TEACHER JIRAFALES: Bravo! Bravo Mr. Ramon, Congratulations!