CORONA TIME

QURANTINE GIFT CARD

COMBO PACK
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
JING TIER BIRTHDAY MEAL*
*Fiscal limits for meat on rock consumption apply.
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
SICK BIRTHDAY COUPLES NIGHT OUT
DRINKS ON ME*
*When the world reopens. Go easy on the grey goose.
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
ROMCOM (OR OTHER NON-LOUIS GENRE)
WATCHED WITHOUT COMPLAINT*
*Well, maybe some eye rolling but that’s it.***
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

LOTS
OF HUGGING
EVEN WHEN IM DOING SOMETHING*
*Next time we’re together. I may still protest a little though
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

1 WEEK*
OF GETTING STARBUCKS IN THE MORNING
WITHOUT ME CALLING YOU DUMB FOR IT*
*Decaf only!
This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
MOCHA
DELIVERED TO YOUR BED*
*Next time we’re together. Naked if at all feasible
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

30 MINUTES*
POKING AT ME *
*Next time we’re together. Potentially even without domestic abuse
This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
MOCHA
DRANK BY ME WITH YOU *
*Next time we’re together. This is a genuine sacrifice
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
INSTANT CESSATION
OF WANDERING IN A SUPERMARKET*
*As long as I’ve already got pizza rolls.
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

1*
PAIR OF WHITE JEANS
PURCHASED BY ME WHEN THE SHOPS OPEN
WITH ACCOMPANYING SNAPS*
*Bloody hell.
 This gift card entitles the holder to…

UNLIMITED
LOVE FROM ME
No condition for this one, I love you girl, happy birthday.
I’m sorry it is corona time, but I promise we will make up for it when the world returns to normal.

Ever Yours

Louis x