Erection, Ejaculation

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Also known as a boner: to feel good, you’ve got to get
wood. While it’s pop knowledge that alcohol clamps
down on erections, researchers from the University of
Washington’s Department of Psychology concludes that
your mood and intentions—whether you’re down to
fuck or down on your luck—play as much of a part as the
alcohol itself.

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800%
FREAKY
When you suffocate. Convicts who were
executed by hanging would often have stiff
penises for a few moments after death. This is
the pressure the rope exerts on the poor guy’s
cerebellum and spinal cord. It’s a normal kink
employed in auto–erotic asphyxiation practices.

NON-FREAKY
During the rapid-eye movement (REM) stage of
sleep, your penis automatically gets hard. Yes,
even if you’re not having a wet dream. So if you
happen to fall into the REM stages of sleeping
on a bus—auto schwing!