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The finish line at the end of the thrust-
a-thon, it’s what you work for as you
furiously pump in and out of a vagina,
fist, mouth, or any tight orifice available.
The male orgasm is heralded by
ejaculation. Incidentally, ejaculation is
also essential for procreation. As a man
ejaculates, he releases semen, which
contain millions of sperm that will race
each other to fertilize an egg to create
a human being.

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The average speed at which semen
is ejaculated is 28 mph or 45.06
km/h. The fastest sprinter on record,
Usain Bolt, was able to cover 100m
in 44 km/h.

One of the signs of pagbibinata

is the wet dream or nocturnal
emission, also known as
spontaneous ejaculation.

The average man will have

ejaculated 14 gallons or
approximately 53 liters—around 12
cases of beer—worth of semen in his
entire lifetime. Kampai!

HANDS-FREE EJACULATION
In The Rough Guide To Sex by James
McConnachie, he mentions the possibility of
ejaculating sans any external stimulation via
tensing and flexing the buttocks and abdominals
coupled with extreme fantasizing. The average Joe
will have had 5,000 ejaculations in his lifetime.