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t:LetMeEx
plai
n(2013)Movi
eScr
ipt

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sisHar
ryGoodSpeed

andt
hePl
ast
icCupBoyz
,

her
eatt
heKevi
nHar
tmi
x

andmi
ngl
eaf
ter
-par
ty,baby.

I
t'
sgoi
ngdown.

Let
'sgo,baby!

Hey,yo,t
hatl
it
tlej
ackas
s

r
ightt
her
edanci
ng!

Hey,comeon,gett
his
!

Cr
azi
nes
s,asus
ual
.Cr
azy.

Yo,I
'
m aboutt
omakeat
oas
t.

Yout
ryi
ngt
orol
l?

No,no.Igots
omegi
rl
sin

t
hes
tai
rwaywai
ti
ngf
orme.

Al
lri
ght
,wel
l.
..Ew!Nas
tyas
s.

Br
ian,comeon.

Ands
topl
eavi
ngme,j
ackas
s!

Spank,I
'
m aboutt
omakeat
oas
t,yo.

Hey!Hey,yo!Yo!Ever
ybody,r
ealqui
ck.

Letmegetyourat
tent
ion.

Wel
comet
omymi
x

andmi
ngl
eevent
,ever
ybody
.
Yeah,t
hat
'sr
ight
,boy
!

We'
ret
oas
tingt
oagr
eaty
ear
,man.

I
t'
sbeenagr
eatyearf
orme.

We'
regonnahaveabl
astt
oni
ght
.

Dr
inksar
efr
ee,i
t'
sal
lonme.

Whatup,Bi
gK!
/

I
t'
sacel
ebr
ati
on!

Havef
un,ever
ybody!

Kevi
-Kev!Babyboy!
/

What
'sup,baby?

Howyouf
eel
ing,baby?Goodt
oseeyou.

Hey,t
hankyouf
ori
nvi
ti
ng

adapperbr
otherl
ikeme.

Nopr
obl
em,man.

Theys
ayyouai
n'tbeen

t
alki
ngt
oyourdad.

I
sthats
hitt
rue?

No.Letmeex
plai
nsomet
hing

t
oyou.Li
sten,t
hat
'snot
..
.

Getyours
hitt
oget
her
.

No.No,dude.Hey,hey.

Icanex
plai
nwhat
..
.

Hey,boo!
/

Wow!Howyoudoi
ng?

I
sitt
rueyoudon'
tfuckwi
th
dar
k-s
kinnedbi
tchesnomor
e?

Huh?

Youai
n'tevendar
k-s
kinned!

Letmeex
plai
nsomet
hingt
oyou.

No,no,no,no/

Is
aid.
..Wai
t,now.

Idon'
twannaheari
t.Nei
therdomygi
rl
s.

Doyourgi
rl
s?Li
sten,l
etmet
alkt
oyou.

Whatar
eyoudoi
ng,man?/

Yougots
omegoddamnner
ve!

Getyouras
soverher
e,man.

Thatgi
rlbeyel
li
ngatme.

Icanf
ucki
ngyel
lback.

Ni
gga,youas
kedf
ort
hat
!

That
'st
hepr
iceoff
ame.

That
'st
hedumbes
tshi
tI'
veeverhear
d.

Ican'
tdealwi
thyou,man.

Ineeds
omebodyt
otal
ksome

s
ens
eint
oyourdumbas
s.

Har
ry/

Yo,Spank!

That
'ss
tupi
dforyout
ogetSpank.

Yo!
/

Li
sten,j
ackas
soverher
emad,

'
caus
ehec
an'
tcompar
etoEddi
eMur
phy
.
Whatwast
hat
?/

What
?

Fi
rst
,qui
et.Fi
rstofal
l,

Inevers
aidanyt
hingl
iket
hat
.

Dude!That
'st
hepr
iceoff
ame/

Whatt
hef
uckar
eyou.
..Inevers
aid.
..

Letmeex
plai
nsomet
hingt
oyou,Spank.

WhatIj
usts
aid.
..

Ai
n'tnobodyt
ryi
ngt
oheart
hats
hit
.

Hey,yo,yo.Yo.Hey,Na'
i
m!

Fucki
ngKevoverher
eget
tingups
et

becaus
eSoulPl
anebombed.

I
tbombed.I
tfl
opped/

Thatwasy
est
erday!

That
'st
hepr
iceoff
ame.

Youas
kedf
ort
his
.

Kev,Kev.Kevi
nmot
her
fuc
kingHar
t/

Whot
hef
ucki
sthi
s?

No.Hol
don,man.Li
sten,I
'
m af
an.

Oh,t
hankyou/

Butonl
yinAmer
ica.

What
?/

Youai
n'ts
hitunt
ilyouper
for
minPar
is.

Okay/

Ol
dLAB-
assni
gga.Local
-as
sbi
tch.
Comeon,y'
al
l.

Hey,Ter
ry!Hey!Gethi
m outofher
e!

Hey!Hey!

Ican'
tbel
ievet
hiss
hit
,man.

Whoo!Yougott
obeki
ddi
ngme.

Ican'
tevenenj
oymys
elf

atmyownmi
xandmi
ngl
epar
ty.

Iputt
hispar
tyt
oget
her
!

Whycan'
tIenj
oymys
elf
?

'
Caus
eI'
m deal
ingwi
thabunchofpeopl
e

whowannat
ellmeaboutmyl
if
e.

Whyyougonnat
alkt
oyour
sel
f?

Youknowwhat
?

Beamanandconf
ronts
omebody
.

Wantmet
oex
plai
nmys
elf
?

That
'sex
act
lywhatI
'
mmado.

Nat
e!Nat
e!

Wher
e'sNat
eat
?

Y'
al
lseenNat
e?Nat
e!

Comeher
e.

IknowwhatIwannado.

Iwantyout
ocal
ltheGar
den,

t
ellt
hem I
'
m comi
ngdownt
her
e

t
ogets
omes
hitof
fmyches
tri
ghtnow.

Kevi
n,al
lthi
sfood,
andyouwantOl
iveGar
den,man?Forr
eal
?

Nat
e,ai
n'tnobodyt
alki
ngabout

nogoddamnOl
iveGar
den.

I
'
mtal
kingabout

Madi
sonSquar
eGar
den,Nat
e.

Tel
lthem I
'
m comi
ngdownt
her
eri
ghtnow

t
oex
plai
nsomes
hit
.

Wecan'
tjus
tcal
ltheGar
den/

Goddamni
t,Nat
e!Whatar
eyoudoi
ng?

Okay,l
ook,wedon'
tgobackandf
ort
h.

That
'snotwhyIpayyou.

Okay,Ipayyout
odo

whatIas
kyout
odo.

Ri
ghtnow,whatI
'
m as
kingyout
odo

needst
ogetdone.

Sodoi
t!

Kev,youknowhowmanypeopl
e

Madi
son'
sgonnahol
d?

God,Nat
e,i
fI.
..

Whyam Igoi
ngbac
kandf
ort
hwi
thy
ou?

Huh?

I
sthatyourj
ob?

Youdon'
tgobackandf
ort
hwi
thme.

Nat
e,I
'
llpunchyou.

I
'
lldoubl
e-punchyourf
ace,
andI
'
llbr
eakbot
hofyoureyes
.

Yous
eri
ous
lyt
hebos
s,Kev,al
lri
ght
/

You'
regoddamnr
ightI
'
mthebos
s.

Andl
etmet
ellyous
omet
hing

aboutt
hebos
s.

Somet
imes
,whent
hebos
sget
shungr
y,

het
urnsi
ntoanel
ephant
.

Whi
chmeansheneedss
omenut
s.

Andr
ightnow,I
'
m aboutt
ogets
omenut
s.

Ex
act
lywhatdoest
hatmean,t
hough,Kev
?

Shutt
hispar
tydown.Ri
ghtnow.

Shutt
hepar
tydown.

Madi
sonSquar
eGar
den.

Thi
sni
ggacr
azy.

I
'
m aboutt
ogot
oMadi
sonSquar
eGar
den

andex
plai
n.

Nat
e'ss
ett
ingi
tupr
ightnow.

Don'
ttr
ytot
alkmeoutofi
t!

I
'
m doi
ngi
tri
ghtnow!

Don'
ttr
ytos
topme!
/

Oh,s
hit
!

Don'
ttr
ytos
topme!

Hey,Kev,hol
don!

Wel
lthen,t
ryands
topme!I
'
m goi
ng!

Hey,Kev,whatyoudoi
ng,
man?
Whatt
hef
uckyoudoi
ng,man?

Don'
tbet
ouchi
ngmys
hit
!

Shutyouras
sup,man.

Ever
ybody,l
is
tenup!

Thi
spar
ty'
sof
fici
all
yover
.

Kevi
n'saboutt
ogot
o

Madi
sonSquar
eGar
den

'
caus
ehewant
stoex
plai
n.

Goodni
ght
.

Shal
lwego?/

Wher
e?

He'
sgoi
ngt
oex
plai
n!

Go!Go,go,go,go,90!

Kev!Wai
t!

Oh,s
hit
.Move,bi
tch!

Okay.Oh,s
hit
.Oh,s
hit
.

Oh,hel
lno!

Whyt
hismot
her
fucker

di
dn'
ttaket
heel
evat
or?

Goddamni
t.

Is
houl
dhavet
ookt
heel
evat
or.

Kev!Whatyoudoi
ng?/

Getyourgoddamnhandsof
fme.

Butt
heGar
den?

Yougonnadot
heGar
den?
You'
redamnedr
ightI
'
mmadot
heGar
den!

Man,hecr
azy
/

Whys
houl
dn'
tI?

I
t'
sgonnabe30,
000peopl
e

att
heGar
den,myni
gga.

Ther
e's30,
000goddamnpeopl
e

att
heGar
den?

Wel
l,di
dn'
tnobodyt
ellmet
hat
.

I
'
m out
,I'
m out
.Ri
ghtnow.

I
'
m goi
ng.I
'
m aboutt
oleave.

Tot
heGar
den.

Phew!

Rel
ax.Br
eat
he,Kevi
n,youar
efi
ne.

You'
rer
eadyf
ort
his
.Okay?I
t'
sti
me!

I
t'
sti
met
hatyouex
plai
nedt
hiss
hit
.

I
sitt
rueyoudon'
tfuckwi
th

dar
k-s
kinnedbi
tchesnomor
e?

Whywoul
dInotl
ikedar
k-s
kinnedgi
rl
s?

Idon'
tevenknowwher
ethatcamef
rom.

I
'
mfr
iendswi
ths
omany

dar
k-s
kinnedgi
rl
s.Somany
.

Mydaught
er'
sdar
k-s
kinned!

Il
ovemydaught
er.

SoIgues
sIdon'
tlovemydaught
er?

Boy,Iwi
llt
ellyou.
Ihear
dhi
sli
ttl
eas
s

don'
tevent
alkt
ohi
sex
-wi
fenomor
e.

Okay,meandmyex
-wi
fear
efr
iends
!

Whatar
eyout
alki
ngabout
?

"
Thedi
vor
ce,di
dKevi
nchange?"

"
Oh,heHol
lywoodnow.

"
Kevi
nHol
lywoodnow,

'
caus
ehegotadi
vor
ce.
"

Pl
eas
e.We'
ref
riends
.

We'
reappl
icabl
e.We'
reappl
icabl
e.

IhopeIs
aidt
hatwor
dri
ght
,

'
caus
eIdon'
tevenknow.

Butwear
e.

That
'st
hebes
tthi
ngabout

bei
ngacomedi
an,Icanaddr
essi
t.

Icant
alkabouti
tmydamns
elf
/

Hey,l
ook!

I
t'
sthathys
ter
icalcomedi
an,

Kevi
nHar
t.

Yeah,wel
l.
..

Ther
eai
n'tnowayt
oex
plai
nthat
.

That
'sj
ust
..
.

I
t'
sabadday
.

Ol
dLAB-
assni
gga.

Okay,okay
,nowt
hat
'senough.
..
Local
-as
sbi
tch.

I
'
m notgonnat
oler
atet
hat
.

Notaf
terwhatI
'
vebeent
hrought
hisyear
.

You'
renotgonnacal
lme

noLAB,no"
local
-as
sbi
tch.
"

Youknowwhy?

It
ravel
edt
hewor
lddoi
ngcomedy
,peopl
e.

Idi
d!

Youknowwhat
,Idon'
tli
ket
he

f
actt
hatI
'
mtel
li
ngyout
his
.

Iwoul
dmuchr
athers
howyou.

Lookf
oryour
sel
f,peopl
e.

Thi
sismys
econdt
imecomi
ngbackher
e,

andyouguyshaves
hownme

not
hingbutl
ove.

Amaz
ing.Abs
olut
elyamaz
ing/

Awes
ome.

Kevi
nHar
tist
hef
unni
estmanal
ive.

Youai
n'tgotnodaddy

Thankyouf
ort
hel
ove.

Thankyouf
ort
hes
uppor
t.

Wet
otal
lyl
ovehi
m.Keepcomi
ng!

I
twasamaz
ing/

Il
oveKevi
n.

If
ucki
ngl
oveyou,Tor
ont
o!
Thankyou!

Thes
howwasawes
ome!
/

I
twasgr
eat
.

Wel
oveyou,Kevi
nHar
t!

If
eels
uchgenui
ne.
..

Youhavenoi
deahowmuch

Il
oveandappr
eci
atey'
al
l

f
ort
hef
ucki
ngs
uppor
tthat

youguyshavegi
venme.

Youaboutt
oshi
t,ai
n'tyou?/

No,no.Ai
n'tnos
hit
tingont
hebus
.

I
tisi
fit
'ss
hit
tingonagoodbus
/

Nos
hit
tingonabus
.

Downs
tai
rs?/

No,ai
n'tnos
hit
tingont
hebusatal
l.

I
'
m cal
li
ngat
eam meet
ingr
ightnow.

Nos
hit
ting.

Nos
hit
tingont
hebus
,dude.

Ican'
t,man!Is
hitat

l
eas
tsevent
imesaday.

Whent
heygot
tas
hit
,

we'
l
lpul
loverandgot
o..
.

Sowecanpul
lover
?/

Yeah.

Yeah.Weai
n'tt
ell
ing
yout
oshi
tonyour
sel
f!

Wel
l,Iwi
ll
.

Igotar
ule.Ani
ggas
hitonabus
,

yougot
tapayt
hat$500.

$500t
otakeas
hit
?

That
'saf
ine.

So,
howdoIs
ay,

"
What
'sup,ever
ybody?"

Okay.Now,howmanypeopl
e

knowwhoIam?As
kthem.

Il
oveKevi
nHar
t!

Letmes
ays
omet
hing.

Ihaveneverbeent
oOs
loi
nmyl
if
e.

Never
,ever
.

Andt
hef
irs
tti
meIcomeher
e,

youguyswel
comemewi
thas
old-
outs
how.

Genui
nel
y,If
ucki
ngt
hankyou.

Il
ovedhi
minSoulPl
ane.

Def
ini
tel
yhi
sbes
twor
k.

Wel
l,Kevi
n,you'
reawes
ome.

I
twasni
ces
eei
ngyoui
nDenmar
k.

Yeah.We'
l
lmi
ssyou,

andyoudef
ini
tel
yneedt
ocomeback.

Al
lri
ght
,al
lri
ght
,al
lri
ght
!

Ams
ter
dam!Thankyouf
ort
hel
ove.
Thankyouf
ort
hes
uppor
t.

Youwannas
ee

i
fni
ggasi
swei
rdornot
?

Beonabuswi
tht
hem f
or10hour
s.

You'
regonnas
eeal
otofs
hit
.

We'
vebeendr
ivi
ngf
orei
ghthour
s.

Wecoul
dhavebeent
her
e

i
noneonagoddamnpl
ane.

It
hinki
twasas
mar
tdeci
si
on.

Man,t
hisi
sthedumbes
tshi
theeverdi
d.

Don'
tnobodydot
his
.

He'
sst
il
lthes
amedumbmot
her
fucker

hewasgoddamn27year
sago.

J
ustl
ookl
ikeabunchofi
diot
s

onadoubl
e-deckerbus
.

Ei
thergetonapl
ane

f
ort
woandahal
fhour
s,

ort
akeabusf
or10hour
sandbewi
th

yourf
riendsandt
alkt
ooneanot
her
.

Somepeopl
eonher
est
ink.

Ther
e'sas
tenchf
rom hel
l.

I
t'
sjus
tal
otoff
unky-
ass
..
.

I
t'
sli
kegumbo.

.
..
I'
ll
-hygi
ene-
assni
ggasont
hisbus
.

I
t'
sfucki
ngdi
sgus
ting.
That
'swhyIs
taybackher
e

i
nthequar
ter
s,youknow.

Meandmyl
ady,wel
ay

backher
eincomf
ort
.

Hey,t
het
ourbuswasami
stake!

Bi
rmi
ngham,youguysar
eamaz
ing.

Thankyouf
ort
hel
ove.I
'
m out
.

I
twaschi
ll
!/

Thes
howwashi
lar
ious
.

Il
oveyou!
/

Thatwasamaz
ing.

Thatwasabr
il
li
ants
how.

Kevi
n!

.
..
allt
heway
.

Yougot
tas
eehi
m,yougot
tas
eehi
m.

Br
il
li
ant
.Ex
cel
lent
.

He'
ssex
yinr
eall
if
e/

Al
lri
ght
,al
lri
ght
!

I
'
m gonnamar
ryyou.

Whoo!

Kevi
n!

Comebackt
otheUK

ands
mas
hitagai
n,Kevi
nHar
t.

Theguyi
sgoodal
lthet
ime.

Wow!London,t
hisi
scr
azy
!
Ican'
tbel
ievet
his
,man.

Icameher
eands
oldout
.

Iappr
eci
ateyoual
l.Il
oveyoual
l.

Ir
eal
lyf
eell
ikeKevi
nhasgr
owni
nto

t
heyoungmogult
hather
eal
lywant
stobe.

Kevi
nwasaguy

t
hatwast
ruet
ohi
sst
ory.

Heknewwher
ehecamef
rom,

heknewwher
ehewant
edt
ogo.

I
'
ves
eenwher
ewes
tar
ted.

Andt
oseehi
m gof
rom

ahol
e-i
n-t
he-
wal
lbari
nAt
lant
icCi
ty

t
oper
for
mingi
nfr
ontof15,
000peopl
e,

youknow,yougot
tat
akeyourhatof
f.

Imean,hecangoi
ntoNor
way,

andSwedenandDenmar
k,

andgett
her
ecept
iont
hathe'
sget
ting.

He'
sbecomi
ngagl
obalbr
and.

Ever
ythi
nghe'
sdone,

we'
vepr
ett
ymuchs
eenonYouTube.

YouTube/

YouTube.

OnYouTube,ever
ythi
ng.

It
hens
awhi
m onYouTube

andIt
houghthewashi
lar
ious
.
ButI
'
ves
eenhi
sst
uffi
nYouTube,

andIl
ovet
hat
,man.

I
'
ves
een,l
ike,ever
yshowonYouTube.

I
'
ves
eenal
lyours
howsonYouTube,man!

I
'
msome1,
000mi
lesaway

i
not
hercount
ries
,

andt
hel
ovet
hatt
hiscati
sget
ting.
.
.

He'
ssol
oyal
.

Li
ke,hedoes
n'twantanybodyt
o

f
eell
ikehe'
snott
her
efort
hem.

Thi
sisat
eam.

Thi
shasbeenr
unni
ngf
orf
ouryear
s

s
trong,andweal
lwor
kgoodt
oget
her
.

God,bet
hatangeli
nmycor
ner

l
ikeyoual
waysar
e.

Mom,Iknowyou'
rewat
chi
ngoverme,

andIknowyou'
repr
oud.Amen.

IknowI
'
minMadi
sonSquar
eGar
den,

andt
hiss
hiti
ssol
dout
.

Y'
al
lbet
termakes
omef
ucki
ngnoi
se!

I
'
m gonnas
ayi
tagai
n.

IknowI
'
minf
ucki
ng

Madi
sonSquar
eGar
den.

Thi
sbi
tchs
oldout
.

Y'
al
lbet
termakes
omef
ucki
ngnoi
se!
Uh.
..

Yous
eemyf
ire?Yous
eemyf
ire?

Yougott
obeabi
gdeal

t
ohavef
ire,peopl
e.

I
tmeansI
'
m abi
ggoddamndeal
.

Letmet
ellyouwhyIgotf
ire.

Letmet
ellyouwhy.

Iwentt
ogos
ee

J
ay-
ZandKanyeper
for
m,r
ight
?

Thes
eni
ggashadabunchoff
ire.

Iwasl
ike,"
Yo,t
hiss
how

i
sthes
hit
,'caus
etheygotf
ire.
"

Nocomedi
anhaseverhadf
ire.

I
'
m aboutt
obet
hef
irs
tcomedi
an

wi
ths
omef
ucki
ngf
ire.

So.
.
.

Bec
aus
eoft
hat
,thr
oughoutmys
how,

you'
regonnas
eeabunchofpoi
ntl
essf
ire.

You'
rel
aughi
ng?

I
'
m notpl
ayi
ng.I
'
m deads
eri
ous
.

Yout
hinki
t'
sagame?

Gi
vef
iref
ort
hes
ebi
tchesonet
ime.

Ther
e'saboutt
obea

bunchoff
ucki
ngf
ire.

Thi
sshow'
sgonnabehot
.Li
ter
all
y.
Um.
..

Lotofs
hitt
otal
kabout
,man.

Iwannat
alkaboutt
hef
actt
hatI
'
m happy
.

I
'
m happyr
ightnow,peopl
e.

Uh.
..

Iwannaex
plai
nwhyI
'
m happy
.

Fi
rstofal
l,mydi
vor
cei
sfi
nal
.

That
'st
hef
irs
treas
onwhy.

Now,her
e'swhatIwannaex
plai
n

aboutmydi
vor
ce.

Ever
ybodyas
sumest
hatbecaus
e

youwentt
hroughadi
vor
ce,

youwentt
hrougha

f
ucked-
upper
iodofl
if
e.

Youhat
eeachot
her
.

You'
reenemi
es.I
t'
snott
rue.

Att
heendoft
heday,

t
hat
'st
hemot
herofmyki
ds.

I
'
m al
waysgonnar
especther

ast
hemot
herofmyki
ds.

She'
shappy,s
he'
smovedon.

I
'
m happy,
I'
vemovedon.

I
'
m happi
ert
hans
hei
s,t
hough.

Iam.

No,Iam.I
'
m doi
ngal
otofhappys
hit
r
ightnow,peopl
e.Youhavenoi
dea.

It
ookaf
ucki
ngwal
ktheot
herday
.

Doyouknowhowhappyyougot
tabe

t
otakeagoddamnwal
k?

Toj
ustgoout
side

ands
tar
tfucki
ngwal
king?

IknewIwashappybecaus
eIwas

t
alki
ngt
omys
elfwhi
leIwaswal
king.

Iwasl
ike,"
Youhungr
y?"

"
Icoul
deat
."

I
twasj
ustme,t
hough.Ri
ght
?

Nobodyel
sewast
her
e.

Is
topped,If
edpi
geons
.

That
'ss
omehappys
hit
!

Yougot
tabehappyt
ofeedpi
geons
.

Her
e'sabeaut
ifult
hing

aboutmef
eedi
ngpi
geons
.

WhenIwasdonef
eedi
ngt
hepi
geons
,

Idi
dn'
thavet
oli
eabouti
t.

See,whenyou'
remar
ried,

youl
ieabouts
hitl
iket
hat
.

Bec
aus
eyoudon'
tbel
ieve

t
hatyourwi
fewoul
deverbel
ieve

t
hatyouwer
edoi
ngs
omet
hingasdumb

asf
eedi
ngs
omegoddamnpi
geons
.
Ther
e'snotamar
riedman

s
itt
ingi
nthi
saudi
encer
ightnow

t
hatcangooutandf
eedpi
geons
,

andhi
swi
fec
all
s,ands
hes
ays
,

"
Babe,wher
eyouat
?"

Andyougo,"
I'
mfeedi
ngpi
geons
."

Ands
hebel
ievest
hat

hewasf
eedi
ngs
omef
ucki
ngpi
geons
.

I
t'
llneverhappen.

I
t'
sanar
gumentof
fthebat
.

"
Wher
eyouat
,babe?"

"
I'
m outher
efeedi
ngpi
geons
."

"
Youai
n'tf
eedi
ngnodamnpi
geons
!"

"
What
'r
eyout
alki
ngabout
?

Iam f
eedi
ngt
hepi
geons
."

"
Thenputt
hepi
geon

ont
hef
ucki
ngphone.
"

"
What
?"

"
Letmet
alkt
othegoddamnpi
geon.
"

"
Thatai
n'tnopi
geon.

"
Tel
lthebi
tchs
itt
ingnex
ttoyou

t
hat
'smaki
ngpi
geonnoi
sesont
hephone,

"
whenIs
eeher
,I'
m gonnabeatheras
s.

"
'Oh,f
akepi
geonnoi
semaki
ng

as
s'bi
tch.
"
'Oh,notknowi
nghowt
osound

l
ikeapi
geonas
s'bi
tch.

"
Mat
teroff
act
,

t
ellt
hatbi
tcht
hatwhenIs
eeher
,

"
I'
m gonnagr
abar
ealpi
geon

ands
mackt
hes
hitoutofherwi
thi
t.

"
Shecoul
dsee

whatar
ealpi
geons
oundsl
ike.

"
'Oh,f
als
epi
geonvocalchor
d

havi
ngas
s'bi
tch.
"

I
'
mfucki
ngki
ll
ingy'
al
l,man.

Getf
ireont
hes
ebi
tchesonet
ime.

I
'
m atapoi
ntnow

wher
eIunder
standwhoIam asaman.

Iknowmypr
os,Iknowmycons
.

Her
e'swhat
'sbadaboutme,peopl
e.

I
'
m al
iar
.Il
ovet
oli
e.

Uh.
..Idon'
tknowwhy.Iwi
shIcoul
dst
op.

Ican'
t.It
hinkI
'
msi
ck.I
t'
sadi
seas
e.

Idon'
tevent
ellgoodl
ies
.

It
ellabunchofdumb-
assl
ies

onar
egul
arbas
is.

Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing.

Ther
e'snot
hingwor
se

t
hant
ell
ingadumb-
assl
ie
andget
tingcaughtt
ell
ingadumb-
assl
ie.

Forex
ampl
e,

Idon'
tli
ket
alki
ngonmyc
ellphone.

Ican'
tst
andt
alki
ngonmyphone.

ButIdon'
tknowhowt
otel
lpeopl
e

t
hatIdon'
tli
ket
otal
konmyphone.

It
hinkt
hatmakesme,l
ike,anas
shol
e,

s
oI'
dmuchr
atherl
ieabouti
t.

Her
e'showIgotcaughtt
heot
herday
.

I
'
minmycar
,I'
m dr
ivi
ng.

Myboycal
lsmewhenI
'
m dr
ivi
ng,

Ipi
ckup,"
Yo,whatup?"

"
Kev,what
'sgoi
ngon?"I
nst
ant
ly,Il
ie.

Is
aid,"
Dude,

Ican'
tbeont
hephonel
iket
hat
.

"
I'
m outoft
hecount
ry.

"
I'
m nott
ryi
ngt
ohave

ahi
gh-
assphonebi
ll
."

Thi
sisnobul
ls
hit
.

Thi
siswhatIhear
d,hes
aid,

"
Nigga,ai
n'tt
hatyouatt
hes
topl
ight

r
ightt
her
einf
rontofme?"

Is
aid,"
What
?"

I
'
msoobl
ivi
ousatl
ying,Iwaved.

"
What
'sup,man?
What
'sgoi
ngonwi
thyou,baby
?"

"
Whyyous
aidyouwasoutoft
hecount
ry?"

"
Idi
dn'
tsayt
hat
.Inevers
aidt
hat
."

Idon'
twannabeal
iar
.Idon'
t.

Ibl
amey'
al
l.I
t'
syourf
aul
t.

'
Caus
ey'
al
lputmei
npos
iti
ons

wher
eIhavenochoi
cebutt
oli
e.

Forex
ampl
e,I
'
m her
e.I
'
minNewYor
k.

I
'
m att
heai
rpor
t.

I
'
minbaggagecl
aim,r
ight
?

Thi
sgi
rls
eesme,s
hegoesof
f.

Shel
osesherf
ucki
ngmi
nd.

Soonass
hes
awme,s
hewasl
ike,

"
oh,myGod,no,Kevi
n!

"
Oh,no!Oh,no!Oh,no!

Ican'
tbel
ievet
his
!

"
Godmus
tbepl
ayi
ngat
rickonme!

Godmus
tbepl
ayi
ngat
ric
konme!

"
Oh,myGod!

"
Isai
dIwasgonnas
eey
ouandt
hen

Is
eeyou,andnowI
'
mlooki
ngatyou.

"
Oh,myGod,Ican'
tbel
ievei
t.

"
Oh,myGod!

"
Canyoudomeaf
avor
?

Canyouwai
ther
efor
,li
ke,30mi
nut
es?
"
Mymom i
saboutt
oland.

Shewoul
dlovet
ogetapi
ctur
ewi
thyou.
"

Iwasl
ike,"
Fuck,yeah,I
'
llwai
t.

Goahead,gogether
."

Ass
oonass
hel
eft
,It
ookof
f.

"
Bit
ch,I
'
m nots
tandi
ngher
eforno

30mi
nut
eswai
ti
ngf
oryourgoddamnmom.

"
No!Ki
llyour
sel
f.Di
e!Today!

"
Deat
htoyou,bi
tch,di
e!

"
I'
m notf
ucki
ngwai
ti
ngf
oryou.
"

ButIcan'
tsayt
hat
.

I
fIs
ayt
hat
,thatmakes

me,l
ike,anas
shol
e.

Ther
ear
ecer
tai
nli
est
hatIcan'
ttel
l.

Forex
ampl
e,Ican'
ttel
lbi
gli
es.

Reas
onwhyIcan'
ttel
lbi
gli
es

i
sbecaus
eI'
m oneoft
hos
epeopl
e

t
hats
tar
ttobel
ievet
hel
ie.

Li
ke,onceIgett
hatbal
l

r
oll
ing,Ican'
tst
op.

YouknowwhoIr
espect
?

Ir
espectpeopl
ethat

wor
kani
ne-
to-
fivej
ob

t
hatcoul
dshowupl
atef
orwor
k

wi
thoutanex
cus
e.
Theys
howup,

t
akef
ullr
espons
ibi
li
ty.

"
Hey,I
'
msor
ryI
'
mlat
e.

I
t'
llneverhappenagai
n.

"
Iover
slept
,Iapol
ogi
ze.

I
t'
sir
res
pons
ibl
eonmybehal
f.

"
IfIdoi
tagai
n,f
ireme.
"

Ir
espectpeopl
ethatcandot
hat
.

'
Caus
eIcan'
tdot
hat
,

'
caus
eI'
m af
ucki
ngl
iar
.Iam.

I
fI'
mlat
e,s
omet
hinghappened.

Idon'
tgi
veas
hit
.

Somet
hingdr
ast
ichappened.

"
Yo,dude,s
orr
yI'
mlat
e.

"
Iwasont
hehi
ghwayandaf
ucki
ngbaby

wasr
unni
ngont
hehi
ghway.

"
Yeah,Iknow,r
ight
?Shi
t'
scr
azy.

"
SoIgetoutoft
hecar
,

Is
tar
tchas
ingt
hebaby.

"
Inmymi
nd,
I'
mli
ke,

'
Why'
reyour
unni
ng,baby?'

"
That
'swhatI
'
mthi
nki
ng,r
ight
?

"
I'
mli
ke,'
Whatdoyoudo?'

"
'Caus
eIcan'
tjus
tgr
abt
hebabyandt
hrow

t
hebabyi
nthecar
,that
'ski
dnappi
ng.
"
Ifuckar
oundandgot
ojai
l.

"
Igotal
it
tlebut
t,I
'
llgetr
aped.

Iknowt
hey'
l
lfucki
ngr
apemei
njai
l.

"
Iai
n'tt
ryi
ngt
ogetr
aped.

"
SoIhadt
omakeadeci
si
on.

Iwasl
ike,'
Shi
t,whatdoIdo?'

"
SoIdeci
dedt
oadoptt
hebaby
.

"
WhatIdi
dwas
,Idownl
oadedt
hisappon

myi
Phone,t
hisAdoptt
heBabyapp,r
ight
?

"
Iputt
hebar
codeont
hebabyhead.Boop!

"
Thatwayt
hebabyknewhewasmybaby
.

"
Iputt
hebabyi
nthe

car
,Igot
opul
lof
f,

"
Itur
nar
ound,

adeerwasr
unni
ngt
owar
dst
hecar
.

"
SoI
'
mli
ke,'
Oh,s
hit
!

Thi
sdeeri
saboutt
oeatt
hebaby
!'

"
That
'swhatI
'
mthi
nki
ng,r
ight
?

"
Butt
henIl
ookedcl
oser
,Inot
iced

t
hef
rontpar
toft
hedeerwasadeer
,

"
thebackhal
fwasaz
ebr
a.

"
Itwashal
fdeer
,hal
fzebr
a.

"
SoI
'
mli
ke,'
Oh,s
hit
!It
'sadeer
bra!
'

"
Like,t
hat
'swhatI
'
mthi
nki
ng,

'
I
t'saf
ucki
ngdeer
bra.
'
"
SoIcal
lthez
oo,I
'
mli
ke,

"
'Yo,t
her
e'saf
ucki
ngdeer
bra

outher
eont
hehi
ghway!
'

"
Hewasl
ike,'
What
'st
hat
?'

Iwasl
ike,'
Hal
fdeer
,hal
fzebr
a.'

"
Hewasl
ike,'
Didyouj
ustmaket
hatup?'

Iwasl
ike,'
Ithi
nks
o.'

Um.
..

"
Hes
aid,'
Wel
l,br
ingi
tdown.
'

"
SoIgetdownt
her
e,hes
eesi
t,he'
sli
ke,

'
Oh,s
hit
,it
'shal
fdeer
,hal
fzebr
a!'

"
Isai
d,'
That
'swhatIwast
ryi
ng

t
otel
lyouont
hephone,i
t'
sadeer
bra.

"
Hewasl
ike,Okay,whatdoyouwant
?

Doyouwantmoneyf
ori
t?'

"
Isai
d,No,Idon'
t

havet
hatt
ypeoft
ime.

"
'Igot
tagetbackt
othecarbecaus
e

mynews
oni
sint
hecarbyhi
ssel
f.

"
SoIgetbackt
othecar
,tur
nsout
,the

babyt
hatIt
houghtwasababywas
n'tababy
.

"
Itwasagr
own-
assman

wi
thBenj
ami
nBut
tondi
seas
e.

"
Letmet
ellyouhowIf
igur
edt
hisout
.

"
Ifi
gur
edt
hisout
,'caus
e
whenIgott
othecar
,thebabywokeup.

"
Iwasl
ike,'
Hey
,I'
m yournewdad.

I
'
vej
ustadopt
edyou.

"
Hewasl
ike,

'
Youai
n'tmydad,bi
tch!I
'
m 65.

"
Isai
d,'
Goddamn!
'He

s
aid,'
Igotadi
seas
e.

"
Iwasl
ike,'
Yougot

t
hatBenj
ami
nBut
ton.

"
Hewasl
ike,'
Wher
e'smydeer
bra?

"
Isai
d,'
Iknewt
hatwasa

f
ucki
ngdeer
bra,Iknewi
twas
.

"
'Ij
ustt
ooki
ttot
hez
oo.

"
Hewasl
ike,'
Wel
l,howt
hef
uck

am Is
uppos
edt
ogethome?

"
Isai
d,'
Your
idet
hatmot
her
fucker
,man?

"
Anyway,l
ongs
tor
yshor
t,

t
hat
'swhyI
'
mfi
vemi
nut
esl
atef
orwor
k,

"
'caus
eitt
ookal
ong-
asst
imef
orme

t
ogett
hef
ucki
ngdeer
brai
nthecar
."

Under
stands
omet
hing,peopl
e.

Lyi
ngwi
llr
uinyourl
if
e.

Lyi
ngwi
llr
uinyourgoddamnl
if
e.

Lyi
ngr
uinedmymar
riage.

Tr
ues
hit
,sweet
ie.
Lyi
ngr
uinedmygoddamnmar
riage.

That
'sal
ie,Icheat
ed.

Let
'st
alkabouti
t,t
hough,

l
et'
sfi
gur
eitout
.

Don'
tjudgeme.Letmeex
plai
n.Um.
..

Yes
.Yes
,peopl
e,Icheat
ed.

Am Ias
hamedofi
t?No.No,
Iam not
.

DoIwi
sht
hatIcoul
dtakei
tback?

No.No,Idon'
t.Letmet
ellyouwhy.

Youcan'
tevol
veasaman

i
fyounevermakeami
stake.

Theonl
ywayt
hatyoucoul
dbeper
fect

i
stof
uckup.

Igeti
t,If
uckedup.

"
Don'
tcheat
."Nah!What
ever
.

Now,doIt
hinkcheat
ingwast
hepr
obl
em?

No,Idon'
t.

Cheat
ingwasnott
hepr
obl
em.

Lyi
ngaboutcheat
ingwast
hepr
obl
em.

I
fI'
dhadbeenhones
tabouti
t,

mi
ghthavewor
kedi
tout
.

ButIwas
n't
.Il
ied.

AndIdi
dn'
tjus
tli
eonmys
elf
,

Iputmybes
tfr
iendi
nmyl
ie.

NowIdon'
tthi
nkt
hat
'sabadt
hingt
odo.
Letmeex
plai
nwhy.

I
fyou'
remybes
tfr
iend,

Is
houl
dn'
thavet
oas
kyout
oli
eforme.

Is
houl
dn'
thavet
oas
kyourper
mis
sion

f
ormet
oputyoui
nmyl
ie.

Youknowwhy?'
Caus
eyou'
remy

bes
tfucki
ngf
riend,bi
tch.

That
'syourj
ob.

Thedayt
hatwes
ignedup

ands
aidt
hatwebes
tfr
iends
,

t
hatmeanst
hatmy

bul
ls
hiti
syourbul
ls
hit
.

Andyourbul
ls
hiti
smybul
ls
hit
.

I
fyou'
remyr
ealbes
tfr
iend,

yous
houl
dknowt
hatIneedyou

t
oli
eformebyt
hel
ookonmyf
ace.

I
fI'
mlooki
ngatyou

andI
'
m notbl
inki
ng,i
fI'
mli
ket
his
..
.

t
hat
'sagoddamns
ign.

Thatmeans
,"Thebi
tchgott
hedr
oponus
.

"
Mybacki
sagai
nstt
hewal
l.

Thi
sisnotat
est
.

"
It'
sther
ealdeal
,hel
pme!Hel
pme!

"
Nigga!Hel
pme!
"

Myf
riendHar
ryi
gnor
edal
lsi
gns
,okay?
Letmet
ellyouhows
hithi
tthef
an.

Icomei
nthehous
e,r
ight
?

Comei
nthehous
e,

l
ike,4:
00i
nthemor
ning.

I
'
m dr
unk,peopl
e.Dr
unkass
hit
.

Ihavenobal
ance.I
'
m al
lovert
hepl
ace.

I
'
mrocki
ngbackandf
ort
h.

SoonasIwal
kint
hehous
e,

s
hewakesup,s
hegoesof
f.

"
Youknowwhat
?I'
msi
ckoft
his
.

Iknowyou'
spr
obabl
youtwi
ths
omebi
tch.

"
Youwaspr
obabl
y

mes
singwi
ths
omebi
tch.
"

Now,I
'
m dr
unk,Idon'
twannar
espond,

becaus
eIdon'
thaveanybal
ance.

I
'
mrocki
ngbackandf
ort
h.

Youdon'
tlookbel
ievabl
e

whenyou'
rer
ocki
ngbackandf
ort
h.

SoIhadt
ochoos
eas
tance

i
nwhi
chIl
ookedbel
ievabl
e.

SoIchos
ethi
s.

Is
aid,"
Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing,

l
is
tent
ome.

"
Was
n'tnobodywi
thnobi
tch,okay
?

You'
rewr
ong.
"
Mat
teroff
act
,topr
ovey
ouwr
ong,

I
'
m gonnacal
lHar
ry.

"
Har
rynotex
pect
ingmet
ocal
lri
ghtnow,

s
oHar
rydon'
thavenor
eas
ont
oli
e.

"
AndI
'
m gonnaputi
tons
peaker
phone.

"
Aboutt
omakeyouf
eels
tupi
d.Wat
cht
his
.

"
Wat
chhowf
ucki
ngs
tupi
dyouf
eel
.

Wat
ch.Wat
cht
his
.

"
Har
ry.Har
ry,r
ealqui
ck,don'
tli
e."

Let
'ss
topr
ightt
her
e.

Let
'sj
usts
topr
ightt
her
eforas
econd.

Whatdoest
hatmean?

Whatdoest
hatmean,peopl
e?

Li
e.I
tmeans
,li
e.Ri
ghtnow.

Thatmeans
,"Thebi
tchgott
hedr
oponus
.

"
Mybacki
sagai
nstt
hewal
l.

Thi
sisnotat
est
.

"
It'
sther
ealdeal
,hel
pme!Hel
pme!

"
Nigga!Hel
pme!
"

Har
ryi
gnor
edal
lsi
gns
.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouex
act
lywhatHar
rys
aid.

Is
aid,"
Har
ry.Har
ry,r
ealqui
ck,don'
tli
e.

Wher
e'r
ewecomi
ngf
rom r
ightnow?"

Hes
aid,"
Man,youwaswi
tht
hat

bi
tchwi
tht
hef
atas
s."
"
What
?Oh,no.

"
No,no,no,no.

"
Oh,no.No,no,no,no.
"Yo.

Iwass
ofucki
ngs
car
ed.

Iwass
osc
ared.

Imean,t
hisbi
tchgonnaki
llme.

She'
sgonnaf
ucki
ngki
llme.

See,butunder
stand

s
omet
hing.I
'
m notmadatHar
ry.

Ther
eas
onI
'
m notmadatHar
ry

i
sbecaus
eHar
ryhasdones
omedumbs
hit
,

butIunder
standwhohei
s.

See,Har
rymi
ghtbet
hes
mar
tes
tdumbes
t

f
riendt
hatI
'
veeverhadi
nmyl
if
e,okay
?

Letmet
ellyout
hedumbes
tthi
ng

t
hatHar
ryhaseverdone.

Har
ryi
nvent
edt
hecodef
orust
ous
e

t
oleteachot
herknow

whenwewer
ear
oundourwomen.

Bas
ical
ly,i
fsomebodyus
edt
hecode,

i
tmeans
,"Don'
tsayanyt
hings
tupi
d.

"
Youmi
ghtbeons
peaker
phone.

Don'
tsaynot
hingdumb.

"
Thephonemi
ghtbel
oudenoughs
omygi
rl

canhearwhat
everi
tisyou'
res
ayi
ng.
"
I
tmeans
,"Don'
tsayanyt
hing

t
hatcoul
djeopar
diz
eourr
elat
ions
hip.
"

Thecodewas
,"Man,I
'
m hungr
yass
hit
."

That
'st
hecode,peopl
e.

"
Man,I
'
m hungr
yass
hit
."

Her
e'swhatpi
ssedmeof
faboutt
hecode.

Har
ryi
nvent
edt
hef
ucki
ngcode.

Sot
her
e'snor
eas
on

whyHar
rys
houl
dhavemes
sedupt
hecode.

Her
e'showHar
rymes
sesi
tup.

I
'
mint
hec
arwi
thmyl
ady
.

I
'
m dr
ivi
ng,s
he'
sint
hepas
sengers
eat
.

Har
rycal
lsmewhenI
'
mint
hecar
.

Igott
heBl
uet
oot
hshi
tint
hecar
,

s
omyphoner
ings
,thewhol
ecarr
ings
.

Har
ry'
snamepopsupont
hedas
hboar
d.

Ians
wer
,"Whatup,boy
?"

"
Kev,what
'sgoi
ngon?""
Ain'
tshi
t.
"

Thi
sishowIknewt
heconver
sat
ion

wasaboutt
otakeat
urnf
ort
hewor
se.

Thi
sishowIknewi
twas

aboutt
ogetf
il
thy.Hes
aid,

"
Nigga!
"

"
Har
ry,hey,hey.

Man,I
'
m hungr
yass
hit
!"
Hes
aid,"
I'
m not
.Ij
ustat
e."

"
What
?What
!Har
ry!
"

"
Har
ry!
"

"
Har
ry!
"Is
aid,"
Man,I
'
m hungr
yass
hit
."

Hes
ays
,"Yo,yous
houl
dgot
oSubway

andgett
hef
oot
longf
orf
ivedol
lar
s."

"
Whatt
hef
uck!Har
ry!Har
ry!
"

Is
aid,"
Man,I
'
m hungr
yass
hit
."

Hes
aid,"
Oh,t
hatmus
tmean

you'
rer
eadyt
oeatt
hes
ewhi
tebi
tches
."

"
What
?Oh,no.No,no,no,no,no.

"
No,no,no.

"
Iai
n'teat
ingnowhi
tebi
tch.

Iai
n'teat
ingnowhi
tebi
tches
.

"
Ineverdi
d.Oh,myGod,no.Oh,no.
"

Yo,haveyouever

beeni
ntr
oubl
ewi
thyourgi
rl

t
othepoi
ntwher
e

you'
reaf
rai
dtol
ookather
,

butyoucanf
eelhers
tar
ing

att
hes
ideofyourgoddamnf
ace?

Iwass
osc
ared,Ineverl
ookedather
.

Ij
ustl
ookeds
trai
ghtand

s
tar
tedmaki
ngdumb-
assnoi
ses
.

Is
tar
tedpoi
nti
ngouts
hit
.
"
Oh,l
ook,adeer
bra!

Yous
eei
t?Ij
usts
awadeer
bra.
"

I
'
mfucki
ngki
ll
ingy'
al
l,man.

Getf
ireont
hes
ebi
tchesagai
n.

Now,her
e'st
het
hing.

I
'
m notups
etwi
thHar
ry

f
ordoi
ngal
lthedumbs
hitt
hathe'
sdone.

Reas
onwhyi
sbecaus
e

I
'
vel
ear
neds
omuchf
rom Har
ry.

Li
ke,l
it
eral
ly,nowIknow

whatt
odo,whatnott
odo.

IknowwhatIwant
,whatIdon'
twant
.

And,f
ell
as,I
'
m nots
elf
ish

wi
tht
hisi
nfor
mat
ion.

If
eell
ikei
t'
smyj
obt
oeducat
ey'
al
l.

Icant
ellyouwhatyouwant

i
nyourl
if
e,whatyoudon'
t.

Icant
ellyout
heonet
hing

t
hatyoudonotwanti
nyourhous
ehol
d.

Fel
las
,theonet
hingt
hatyou

don'
twanti
nyourhous
ehol
d

i
saf
emal
ethatdoes
n'tt
rus
tyou.

Onl
ythi
ngt
hat
'swor
set
hana

f
emal
ethatdoes
n'tt
rus
tyou

i
saf
emal
ethatdoes
n'tt
rus
tyout
hathas
nopr
ooff
orwhys
hedoes
n'tt
rus
tyou.

Thatbi
tchi
scr
azy.Letmet
ellyouwhy.

She'
scr
azybecaus
e

s
hehass
omanyt
hought
sinherhead

aboutwhatyoumi
ghtbedoi
ng,

andi
tpi
ssesherof
f

t
hats
hecan'
tfi
gur
eitout
.

That
'swhys
hes
itsi
nthehous
eal
lday
,

t
ryi
ngt
oputpi
ecest
oapuz
zlet
oget
her

t
hatdoes
n'tex
ist
.

"
Oh,hedonef
uckedup.

"
Oh,t
hisni
ggaf
uckedup.

"
Whatt
hef
ucki
sthi
sri
ghther
e?

"
Oh,Igothi
sas
snow.
"

Thi
sisawomant
hat
'l
llookatyou

ands
aycr
azys
hitl
ike,

"
Don'
tactl
ikeI
'
mfucki
ngcr
azy,ni
gga.
"

Youevers
eeagi
rls
ays
hitl
iket
hat
?

Shel
ookcr
azyass
hitwhi
les
hes
ayi
t.

"
Don'
tactl
ikeI
'
mfucki
ngcr
azy.
"

Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing.

Anybi
tcht
hatdot
hiss
hitr
ighther
e..
.

i
sagoddamnps
ychopat
h,youhearme?

Anybi
tcht
hatar
guewi
thyout
othes
ide,

"
Oh,yougotabi
tch
f
uckedup,youhearme?

"
Yougotmef
uckedup.

Yougotmef
uckedup.

"
Yougotmef
uckedup,ni
gga.
"

That
'sadi
ffer
entl
evelofwoman.

She'
sfucki
ngcr
azy.

Thi
swomani
ssocr
azy

t
hatwhens
het
hinks
,

whens
het
hinkst
hat

s
he'
scaughtyoucheat
ing,

bef
ores
het
alkst
oyou,s
he'
sgot
ta

haveaconver
sat
ionwi
thher
sel
f.

She'
sgot
tat
alkt
oher
sel
f.

Her
e'smyi
mpr
ess
ion

ofacr
azywomant
alki
ngt
othei
rsel
f.

"
Oh,yeah.

"
Oh,wegothi
sas
snow.

Wegothi
sas
snow.

"
Your
eady,bi
tch?""
Bit
ch,I
'
mready.
"

Ai
n'tnobodyt
her
e,i
t'
sjus
ther
.

Now,s
he'
ssocr
azy

t
hats
hecan'
tevens
tickt
othepl
an.

Thepl
ani
stos
eeyou.

Whens
hes
eesyou,s
he'
ssuppos
edt
o

s
howyouwhat
evers
hef
ound.
You'
res
uppos
edt
otal
kabouti
t,f
igur
e

outt
henex
tst
epsi
nyourr
elat
ions
hip.

Buts
he'
scr
azy.

Ther
e'ss
omuchbot
tledupemot
ion

andbui
lt
-upt
ens
ioni
nsi
de.

Ass
oonass
hes
eesyourf
ace,s
hes
naps
.

Shef
ucki
ngl
osesi
t.

Soonasyouwal
kthr
ought
hedoor
,

"
Shutt
hef
uckup!Shutup!Don'
tsays
hit
!

You'
reapi
eceofs
hit
!

"
Oh,myGod,no.
"

Hey,haveyouevers
eenawoman

gof
rom f
rant
ict
ocal
m?

Li
ke,r
ealf
ast
?

"
Mot
her
fucker
,you'
reapi
eceofs
hit
!

"
Ican'
tbel
ieveyou'
rehur
tingme!

"
Buti
t'
sgonnabet
hel
astt
ime

t
hatyoudos
omes
hitl
iket
hist
ome.

"
Idon'
tgi
veaf
uckabouti
t!

Idon'
tgi
veaf
uck!

"
Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing,ni
gga.

"
You'
regonnagetyours
hitt
oget
her
,

"
oryou'
regonnagetout
!"

She'
saf
ucki
ngps
ychopat
h,man.

Cr
azywomenal
ways
wannat
ellyouwhatyoudi
d.

Theyal
wayswannar
undownt
hes
tor
y.

"
Letmet
ellyouwhyyouf
uckedup.

"
Las
tni
ght
,youcomei
nher
e,you'
rea

l
it
tledr
unk,y
ou'
real
it
tlet
ips
y.

"
Yous
tar
ttogot
osl
eepont
hecouch.

"
Yout
akeyourpant
sof
f,

youputyourpant
sont
hef
loor
.

"
Somet
hingt
oldme,s
omet
hingt
oldme,

"
somet
hingwasl
ike,

Gi
rl
,got
hroughhi
spant
s.

"
Iwasl
ike,'
Allr
ight
."

That
'st
hecr
azygi
rlf
ace.

"
Allr
ight
."

"
So,Igetup,Igot
hroughyourpant
s,

If
oundar
ecei
pt.

"
Youhadar
ecei
pt

i
nyourpant
sfors
omegas
.

"
Buti
twas
n'tanyol
dki
ndofgas
,

i
twasr
egul
argas
.

"
That
'sf
unny,I
'
m wi
thyoual
lthet
ime.

I
'
venevers
eenyouus
eregul
argas
."

Ladi
es,l
etmeas
kyouaques
tion.

Whyi
sitt
hatwheneveryou'
rear
gui
ng

wi
thyourmanandyour
epeatyour
sel
f,
t
hes
econdt
imeyous
ayi
t,youget

l
oudass
hitasi
fyous
olvedt
hecas
e?

"
That
'sf
unny,

I
'
venevers
eenyouus
eregul
argas
.

"
I'
venevers
eenyou

us
eregul
argas
!

"
Youknowwhoput

t
her
egul
argasi
nthecar
?

"
Thatr
egul
arbi
tcht
hatyouwaswi
th.

"
That
'swhoputt
her
egul
argasi
nthecar
.

"
Shutyouras
sup!Shutup!You'
recaught
.

You'
reapi
eceofs
hit
!

"
Lookatyou!

Yougotgl
it
teral
lonyourf
ace.

"
Mis
mat
cheds
ocks
!"

Now,l
adi
es,

l
etmeex
plai
nsomet
hingt
oyou.

99% oft
het
ime,you'
rer
ight
.

That1% whenyou'
rewr
ong,

t
hat
'st
hedayt
hatmenl
ivef
or.

Wel
ivef
ort
heday

t
hatwecanmakeyoul
ookdumbass
hit
.

That
'sourgoalasmen.

I
'
mmat
ellyout
hreewor
dst
hatyounever

wannahearcomeoutofyourman'
smout
h.
I
fyourmaneverhi
tyou

wi
tht
hes
ewor
ds,s
hutup.

Don'
tsays
hit
,

he'
saboutt
omakeyoul
ooks
tupi
d.

I
fyou'
regoi
ngof
f,you'
res
nappi
ng,

"
Shutt
hef
uckup.

You'
reapi
eceofs
hit
.Ihat
eyou.
"

I
fhehi
tyouwi
tht
hisr
ighther
e,

"
Areyoudone?Ar
eyoudone?"

Hegetcocky."
Areyoudone?

"
Areyoudone?Okay.Okay.

"
I'
m aboutt
oshi
tont
hisbi
tchr
ightnow.

"
Areyoudone?

You'
redone,r
ight
?You'
redone,r
ight
?

"
Areyoudone?Ar
eyoudone?Okay,okay.

"
I'
mlaughi
ng,I
'
mlaughi
ngbecaus
e

youdon'
tevenknowwhathappened.

"
See,l
astni
ght
,you

wast
heoneatt
hecl
ub

"
thats
tar
tedt
odr
ink

awhol
ebot
tleofPat
ronbyyour
sel
f.

"
You'
ret
heonet
hat

pas
sedouti
nthecl
ub.

"
I'
mtheonet
hatpi
ckedyouup,car
ried

yououtoft
hecl
ub,putyoui
nthecar
.
"
Wegoti
nthecar
,wes
tar
teddr
ivi
ng

home,Ir
eal
iz
edIl
ostmywal
let
.

"
Isai
d,'
Damn,babe,weneedgas
.

Idon'
thavemywal
let
.

"
'Yougotanymoneyonyou?

"
Yous
aid,i
naver
ydr
unkvoi
ce,

Igott
hreedol
lar
s.

"
Isai
d,'
Whatt
hef
uck

ar
ewes
uppos
edt
odowi
tht
hreedol
lar
s?

"
Yous
aid,'
Wegonnaputs
omer
egul
argas

upi
nthi
smot
her
fucker
.

"
Isai
d,'
Fine.

Weputt
her
egul
argasi
nthecar
,

"
Idr
ivehomef
ast
,'caus
e

Idi
dn'
twannar
unoutoft
her
egul
argas
.

"
Whenwegothome,youf
elts
ick

becaus
eoft
hewayIwasdr
ivi
ng.

"
Youf
ucki
ngwentups
tai
rs,

yous
tar
tthr
owi
ngup.

"
Igotnaked,Igoti
ntobed.

Ikeptmys
ockson,t
hough.

"
Fir
stofal
l,youknowIs
leepwi
th

mys
ocksonbecaus
eIgotugl
yfeet
.

"
I'
mins
ecur
eaboutmyf
eet
.

"
Myf
eari
s,i
fIdon'
tsl
eepwi
th
s
ockson,we'
regonnagetr
obbed.

"
Andwhoeverhast
heguni
sgonna

l
ookatmyf
eetandt
hey'
regonnabel
ike,

"
'Oh,s
hit
.Ew!
'Bar
n!

"
Shootmei
nthef
ucki
ngf
oot
.

"
I'
m gonnahaveanot
her

ugl
y-as
sgoddamnf
oot
.

"
Soyous
tar
tcal
li
ngme.

"
You'
sli
ke,

'
Kev,comehel
pme.I
'
mthr
owi
ngup.

"
Icomer
unni
ngt
othebat
hroom,

yougott
hrow-
upal
lovert
hef
loor
.

"
Ist
eppedi
nit
,ew,

t
ookmys
ockof
f,Iputyours
ockon.

"
That
'swhymys
ockgotabal
l

ont
hebackofi
t.

"
Pickedyouup,putyouonmys
houl
der
.

"
Ther
eas
onwhyIgotgl
it
teronmyf
ace,

"
it'
sbecaus
eyouus
e

t
hatcheap-
assgl
it
terl
oti
ononyouras
s.

"
SowhenIhel
dyoul
iket
his
,

"
youras
swasr
ubbi
ngagai
nst

t
hes
ideofmygoddamnf
ace.

"
Rani
nther
oom,It
hrewyoui
nthebed.

"
Idi
dn'
tgeti
ntobed,
'
caus
eyous
mel
ledl
iket
hrow-
up.

"
I'
m notget
tingi
nthebed

wi
thnobodyt
hats
mel
lsl
iket
hrow-
up.

"
YouknowwhyI
'
m notget
tingi
nthebed

wi
thnobodywhos
mel
lsl
iket
hrow-
up?

"
'Caus
eit
'sgonnamakeme

f
ucki
ngt
hrowup!

"
SoIwentdowns
tai
rs,

Is
leptont
hecouch.

"
Wit
hthatbei
ngs
aid,

don'
tsays
hitel
set
ome.

"
You'
rewr
ong!I
'
m out
!"

Thi
sfacet
hatwomenmakei
spr
icel
ess
.

"
It'
snotevenl
iket
hat
.

Li
sten,comeher
e,i
t'
snoteven.
..

"
Idon'
tevenwannadebat
e..
.

"
Lis
ten,comeher
e,l
etmes
uckyourdi
ck.

"
Iwannas
uckyourdi
ck.

"
Letmes
uckyourdi
ckwhi
let
he

f
oot
bal
lgamei
son,f
ort
hewhol
egame.

"
I'
m gonnas
uckyourdi
ck

f
ort
hewhol
egame.
"

Menar
esos
tupi
d,

we'
dbei
nthemi
ddl
eofs
tor
mingout
.

"
Fort
hewhol
egame?
Youwoul
ddoi
tfort
hewhol
egame?

"
Forhal
f-t
imeandever
ythi
ng?

You'
regonnas
ucki
tfort
hewhol
egame?

"
Deal
.Yougotagoddamndeal
.

"
Wel
l,youbet
tergett
osucki
ngr
ightnow,

'
caus
eit
'sal
onggame.
"

Now,her
e'smyadvi
cet
oyou,f
ell
as.

I
fyourwomani
sgoi
ngt
hrough

t
hati
nsecur
eper
iod

wher
eshe'
sques
tioni
ngyou,

s
he'
sgoi
ngt
hroughyours
hit
,

myadvi
cei
s,s
topher
.

"
Babe,s
top,what
everyou'
rel
ooki
ngf
or,

don'
tlookanymor
e.

"
You'
rer
ight
,I'
m wr
ong.

Ineedt
odobet
ter
."

Ther
eas
onIs
aydot
hati
sbecaus
e

youdon'
twannas
eeyourwoman

got
hrought
hatcr
azypoi
ntofnor
etur
n.

See,I
'
ves
eenawomangether
e.

I
t'
sunat
tract
ive.

Ther
eas
onwhyi
t'
sunat
tract
ive

i
s'c
aus
ewhenawoman

r
eachesacer
tai
nlevelofcr
azy,

s
hedoes
n'tknowt
hats
he'
sbei
ngcr
azy.
Ever
ybodyel
seknows
.

Ever
ybodyel
ses
eesi
t.

"
Hey,t
hatbi
tchi
nthecor
ner

wi
tht
hedi
aperonherf
ace

"
isf
ucki
ngcr
azy,yo.

"
She'
sfucki
ngcr
azy.She'
saps
ychopat
h."

Ever
ybodyel
seknowsex
cepther
.

Her
e'st
het
hing,Iwasi
nthats
ituat
ion.

Is
awawomangetcr
azy.

Letmet
ellyouhowIknew

t
hisonechi
ckwentwi
ld,okay?

We'
rei
nthehous
eoneday,

ar
gui
ng,al
lfucki
ngday.

Get
stot
hepoi
ntwher
eI'
mli
ke,

"
Youknowwhat
,

"
Ican'
tar
guewi
thy
ounomor
e.

Myheadhur
ts.I
'
m done.

"
I'
m get
tingi
nthes
hower
.

I
'
m get
tingdr
ess
ed.

"
I'
m goi
ngt
othes
tor
e."

Tr
ues
tor
y,peopl
e.

Ex
act
lywhatIdo.

Geti
nthes
hower
,getdr
ess
ed,

geti
nmycar
,st
artdr
ivi
ngt
othes
tor
e.

Ont
hewayt
othes
tor
e,
Ihi
tas
peedbump.

WhenIhi
tthes
peedbump,

Ihearal
otofnoi
sei
nthet
runk.

Boom!Ba-
dum-
doo!Boom!

"
That
'swei
rd,Iai
n't

puts
hiti
nthet
runk.

"
Whatt
hef
ucki
sal
lthatnoi
se

i
nthegoddamnt
runk?"

I
'
msmal
l.Igets
car
edf
ast
.

SoIgetoutoft
hecar
,Ipopt
het
runk,

t
hisi
ssomet
rues
hit
.

Ipopt
het
runk.WhenIpopt
het
runk,

t
hisbi
tchwass
toopeddown

i
nthet
runkl
iket
his
,looki
ngatme.

Is
eeheri
nthegoddamnt
runk.

Is
eehers
eemes
eeher

i
nthegoddamnt
runk.

"
Ijus
tcaughtyoui
nthet
runkofmycar
.

"
Yougot
tas
ays
omet
hing

t
ojus
tif
ywhatt
hef
uckI
'
mlooki
ngat
.

"
Whatt
hef
uckar
eyoudoi
ng

i
nthegoddamnt
runk?"

Wi
thas
trai
ghtf
ace,

s
hel
ooksatme,j
umpsoutoft
het
runk,

r
oll
sherey
esandt
akesof
f,
asi
fInevers
awher
.

Now,l
etmet
ellyouwhyIhadanat
tit
ude.

Ihadanat
tit
udebecaus
ewel
ivet
oget
her
.

Li
ke,"
I'
m gonnas
eeyout
oni
ght
.

"
Wehavet
oaddr
esst
his

ats
omepoi
nti
nti
me.
"

Is
aid,"
No,f
uckt
hat
.

We'
regonnat
alkaboutt
hisr
ightnow.
"

Igeti
nthecar
,Idr
ivehome.

Her
e'swher
eitget
scr
azi
er.

WhenIgethome,

s
hei
ntheki
tchencooki
ng,r
ight
?

Iwal
kint
hehous
e,s
hes
aid,

"
Hey,babe,youhungr
y?"

"
Bit
ch,whatt
he.
..

"
Oh!

"
Idon'
twannat
alkaboutnogoddamnf
ood.

"
Iwannat
alkaboutwhyIpoppedt
het
runk

"
andyoupoppedoutoft
hegoddamnt
runk

l
ikeagoddamnJ
ack-
in-
the-
box
.

"
Thef
uckwer
eyoudoi
ng

i
nthegoddamnt
runk?"

Wi
thas
trai
ghtf
ace,s
hel
ookedatme,

s
hes
aid,"
Iwas
n'ti
nnogoddamnt
runk.
"

"
Bit
ch,Is
awyous
eemes
eeyou
i
nthegoddamnt
runk.
"

"
Youai
n'ts
eemei
nnogoddamnt
runk.

"
Youmus
thaves
awoneoft
hem ot
her

bi
tchesyou'
vebeenf
ucki
ngwi
th,

"
goddamnt
runk,ni
gga!
"

I
tmes
sedmeups
obad,Is
tar
tedt
hinki
ng.

Iwasl
ike.
..

"
DidIhaveanot
herbi
tchi
nthet
runk?

Imi
ghthave.
..

"
Oh,no,Imi
ghthaveput

anot
herbi
tchi
nthet
runk

"
andf
orgots
hewasi
nthet
runk.
"

Thes
ear
ereal
-l
if
esi
tuat
ions
.

Andaf
ters
omet
hingl
iket
hathappens
,

ever
yman'
sreact
ioni
sthes
ame.

Weal
lsayt
hes
ames
hit
,

weal
ldot
hes
ames
hit
.

"
Iai
n'tget
tingwi
thnocr
azy-
asswoman.

"
Ain'
tnowayi
nhel
l

I
'
m get
tingwi
thacr
azy-
asswoman.

"
I'
drat
herbewi
thmys
elf
."

That
'swhaty
oudo,you

l
ivet
hes
ingl
eli
fe.

Si
ngl
eli
fei
samaz
ingatf
irs
t.

Reas
onwhyi
t'
samaz
ingi
sbecaus
e
ever
yni
ght
,you'
rewi
thyourboys
,

you'
redr
inki
ng,you'
remeet
ingwomen,

havi
ngagoodt
ime.

Real
it
ydoes
n'thi
tyouabout

howbadt
hes
ingl
eli
fei
s

unt
ilyoucal
lyourf
riendst
ogoout
,

andont
hatni
ght
,

noneofyourf
riendsar
eavai
labl
e,

'
caus
ethey'
reoutwi
tht
hei
rwomen.

That
'swhenr
eal
it
yhi
tsyou.

"
Yo,whatup,boy?

Whatyouwantt
odot
oni
ght
?"

"
Oh,man,Iai
n'tdoi
ngnot
hing.

"
It'
scupcakeTues
days
.

"
Meandmyl
ady,we'
remaki
ngcupcakes
.

"
Redvel
vet
.

Igett
oli
ckt
hebowlandever
ythi
ng.
"

"
'Li
ckt
hebowl
'
?

Man,gett
hef
uckof
fmyphone.
"

"
Hey,don'
tbemadatme

'
caus
eyouai
n'tgotnobowlt
oli
ck.
"

"
What
?"

Thenyous
tar
ttor
ethi
nk

yourwhol
edeci
si
on.

"
Damn.Di
dIhaveagoodwoman?
"
Shi
t,man.Imi
ghthavehadagoodwoman.

"
Youknowwhat
,

Ineedt
ogetmyl
adyback.
"

Thi
ngi
s,youcan'
tgobackt
hewayy
oul
eft
.

Yougot
tar
einventyour
sel
f.

Yougot
tamakei
tlookl
ikeyou'
re

maki
nganef
for
ttogetyourwomanback.

Her
e'showdumbIam.Thi
siswhatIdo.

Icomeback.

"
Babe,Igotani
dea.I
t'
sgonnabegr
eat
.

"
It'
sgonnaputt
hes
par
kback

i
nourr
elat
ions
hip.

"
It'
sgonnamakeusf
alli
nlove,okay?

"
We'
veneverdonei
t.

Let
'sdoi
tfort
hef
irs
tti
met
oget
her
.

"
Wes
houl
dbot
htakeecs
tas
yonet
ime.

"
Wes
houl
dpopt
hepi
ll
.

Hearmeout
.Hearmeout
.

"
It'
sanemot
ionaldr
ug,okay?

"
It'
sgonnamakeust
alk.

"
We'
regonnahaves
ex.

I
t'
sgonnabet
hebes
t."

Shes
aid,"
Fine,l
et'
sdoi
t.
"

Shet
akest
hepi
ll
.

Herpi
llgi
vesheral
lther
ightr
eact
ions
.
It
aket
hepi
ll
.Mypi
ll
..
.

Okay.MY.
.
.

Mypi
llmademebel
ieve

t
hatIwasadr
ugdeal
er.

Thi
siss
omer
eals
hit
.

Iwi
shIwasmaki
ngt
hiss
hitup.

Ican'
tmaket
hisup,peopl
e.

Idon'
tknowwher
eitcamef
rom.Is
napped.

Wewer
etal
king.Shewasl
ike,

"
Babe,Ij
ustwannabehappy
.

Iwantt
hedi
sres
pectt
ost
op.
"

"
Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing,

you'
rewor
riedaboutf
ucki
ngdi
sres
pect
?

"
That
'swhatyou'
rewor
riedabout
?Hmm?

"
Whatyouneedt
obewor
riedabout

"
ishowI
'
m gonnadel
iver

t
hiski
loofcocai
net
ofucki
ngPabl
o."

Shewasl
ike,"
What
?

What
'r
eyout
alki
ngabout
?"

"
Gir
l,whatt
hehel
l

doy
out
hinkI
'
mtal
kingabout
?

"
Wher
eyout
hinkal
lthi
smoneycomef
rom?

J
okes
?Ist
hatwhatyout
hink?Huh?

"
Yout
hinkI
'
m outher
e

maki
ngf
unnymoney?I
sthati
t?
"
Huh?

"
Bit
ch,I
'
mint
hegame.

"
I'
m outher
eint
hef
ucki
ngs
treet
s.Okay?

"
Igot
tacooki
t,cuti
t,bakei
t,boop!

Fl
ythats
hit
."

Shewasl
ike,

"
Oh,myGod,whataboutt
heki
ds?"

"
Fuckt
hem ki
ds,bi
tch.

"
I'
m outher
eri
dingar
ound

andget
tingi
t,bi
rdgang.

"
Youdon'
tevenknowmyl
if
e,bi
tch.
"

Li
sten,l
etmet
ellyou

howmes
sedupIwas
.

Iwasas
snaked,

wal
kingar
oundt
hehous
eli
ket
his
.

I
nmymi
nd,t
hiswasagun.

Ir
eal
lybel
ievedt
hatmyhandwasagun.

Iwasmaki
ngt
hreat
s.Is
aid,

"
Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing.

"
Ifanybodyont
hebl
ock

t
ryt
otouchmypr
oduct
,

"
chi
tty,chi
tty,bang,bang,

ni
ggasgonnadi
e."

Shewasl
ike,"
Cal
m down,cal
m down.
"

Thi
swashowIknew
s
hewasf
uckedup.

Thi
swashowIknews
hewasf
uckedup.

'
Caus
eIt
urnar
oundl
iket
his
,ri
ght
?

Shewasl
ike,"
Don'
tshootme.
"

"
Ain'
tnobodygonnas
hootyou.

"
Igott
hes
afet
yon.

Youneedt
ofucki
ngchi
llout
."

Y'
al
lar
elaughi
ng?

I
'
m bei
ngs
eri
ous
.Iwasmes
sedup.

It
riedt
ofuckabeanbagt
hatni
ght
.

Iwasas
snakedont
hebeanbag

f
ort
wohour
s,doi
ngt
hiss
hitbymys
elf
.

Iwass
weat
ing,butIdi
dn'
tknowi
twasme.

It
houghti
twast
hebeanbag.

Iwasl
ike,"
Oh,t
his

beanbag'
swetass
hit
.

"
Thi
sbeanbag'
s

aboutt
ogett
hisl
ongdi
ck.

"
That
'swhatyou'
regonnaget
,beanbag.

"
You'
regonnal
ear
ntoday,beanbag.

Youhearme?

"
Youwi
lll
ear
ntoday.
"

That
'sanol
dchapt
erofmyl
if
e,peopl
e.

Ri
ghtnow,I
'
minanewchapt
er.

I
nthi
schapt
er,r
eal
it
yhashi
t.
Real
it
yis
,I'
msi
ngl
e.Fucki
ngdat
ing.

IcandowhatIwantnow.

Now,her
e'st
hes
car
ythi
ng

aboutdat
ingf
orme.

Ibel
ievei
nkar
ma.

What
everyoudoi
nli
fei
sgonnacome

f
ullci
rcl
eats
omepoi
nti
nti
me.

Iknowi
tis
,okay?

Myf
eari
s,I
'
m gonnaf
uckar
ound

andf
alli
nlove,andI
'
m gonnagethur
t.

WhenIt
hinkaboutget
tinghur
t,It
hink

aboutt
heul
ti
mat
elevelofget
tinghur
t.

Li
ke,I
'
m gonnat
ryt
osur
pri
semyl
ady

onherl
unc
hbr
eak.

Shewoul
dbei
nthecargi
vings
ome

dudehead,I
'
mfucki
ngar
oundt
oseei
t.

Now,IknowI
'
m nots
trong

enought
odealwi
tht
hat
.

I
'
mtooemot
ional
.Ibr
eakdown.

Hmm.
"No,no,no,

no,
no,no,no.No.

"
Pickyourheadup.

Don'
tfi
nis
h.Don'
tfi
nis
hit
.

"
Jes
us,t
aket
hewheel
,pl
eas
e."

IknowIcan'
tdealwi
thi
t.
Somemenar
e.Somemencan.

Somemenar
est
rongenough

t
ocat
cht
hei
rwomani
nas
exualact
,

l
ikegi
vinganot
hermanhead,

t
othepoi
ntwher
etheycangoupt
othe

car
,opent
hecardoorands
ayones
ent
ence.

I
nthats
ent
ence,t
hey'
l
lletawomanknow

howmuchhel
ovedher
,

howbads
hehur
thi
m andwher
ehei
s

ment
all
y,andhecanwal
kof
f.

Somemencanpul
litof
f.

"
Youknowwhat
,

Il
ovedyout
hebes
tthatIcoul
d.

"
WhatIcoul
ddo,Idi
d.

"
WhatIdi
dn'
tdo,It
ried.Fucki
t.
"

He'
l
lwal
kOf
f.She'
l
lfeelbad.

"
Whyam Idoi
ngt
his
?

"
Idon'
twannadoi
tnomor
e."

Di
dyougeti
t?Thatwast
hedi
ck.

Di
dyouguysgeti
t?

Thi
swast
hedi
ck.

Di
dyougeti
t,yougoti
t?Al
lri
ght
.

Somemenar
edi
ffer
ent
.

Somemenar
eki
ll
ers
.

Somemenar
ethugsal
lthet
ime.
"
No,f
uckt
hat
!Fuckt
hat
!

"
IfIs
eemygi
rli
nthecar

gi
vings
omedudehead,

"
I'
m gonnagoupt
othecar
,I'
m gonna

gr
abhi
m,dr
aghi
m outoft
hecar
,

"
I'
m gonnabeatt
hes
hitoutoft
hedude.
"

That
'shows
omemenf
eel
.

Woul
dyoudot
hat
,man?

Chai
nz,woul
dyouf
uckhi
m up?

You'
dwhoophi
sas
s?

You'
regonnaf
ightt
heguy

wi
thhi
sdi
ckout
?

Hi
sdi
cki
sout
.Thi
s

guy'
sgott
hehar
ddi
ck.

That
'st
hewr
ongans
wer
,Chai
nz.

Idon'
tli
ket
hatans
wer
.

Idon'
tthi
nkyout
houghtabouti
t.

Shoul
d'vet
houghti
tthr
ough.

Hi
sfucki
ngdi
cki
sout
.

Ican'
tfi
ghtadudewi
thahar
ddi
ck.

I
t'
snotgonnahappen.

Ther
eas
onwhyi
s'caus
eI'
msmal
l.

WhenIf
ight
,Igot
tagetl
ow.

Igot
tagetyourl
egs
.

I
fyourdi
cki
sout
,ats
omepoi
nti
nti
me,
t
hat
'sgonnacaus
eapr
obl
em f
orme.

Ats
omepoi
nti
nti
me.

"
Yo,yougotmygi
rlouther
e

i
naf
ucki
ngcar
?

"
Hmm?Huh?Ni
gga?"

Yo,you'
regonna

l
oseyourf
ucki
ngmi
nd

i
faman'
sdi
ckhi
tyourheadi
nfr
ontof

agr
oupofpeopl
ewat
chi
ngt
hef
ight
.

You'
regonnados
omes
hit

younevert
houghtyouwoul
ddo.

You'
regonnaf
uckar
oundandgr
abi
t.

You'
regonnas
ays
omes
hit

younevert
houghtyouwoul
dsay,

"
I'
m gonnar
ipi
tof
f!

"
Thi
sdi
cki
scomi
ngwi
thme!

"
Thi
sismydi
ck!Igott
wodi
cksnow!
"

Yo,i
fyougr
abadude'
sdi
cki
naf
ight
,

yougot
taki
llyour
sel
fthatni
ght
.

Youhavet
odi
ethatni
ght
.

Youcan'
tgoonl
ivi
ng.

'
Caus
efort
her
estofyourl
if
e,

you'
regonnabeknownast
hedudewho

gr
abbedt
hedude'
sdi
ckt
hatdayi
naf
ight
.

"
Ther
egoest
hedudewhogr
abbed
t
hatdude'
sdi
ckt
hatdayi
naf
ight
."

"
WhatwasIs
uppos
edt
odo?

Thedi
ckwasonmyhead.
"

"
Hey,man,getyourdi
ck-
grabbi
ng

as
soutofher
e,man.

"
Nobodyt
ryi
ngt
otal
k

t
oyou,di
ckgr
abber
."

Look,Ihadat
hought

t
heot
herdayt
hats
car
edme.

It
houghtaboutt
hef
actt
hatmyki
ds

ar
eevent
ual
lygonnahaveas
tepdad.

That
'ski
ndofs
car
ytome.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhy.

Is
tar
tthi
nki
ngt
omys
elfl
ike,"
Whati
f

Ican'
tphys
ical
lybeatt
hes
tepdad?"

'
Caus
eIknowI
'
m notgonnal
iket
heguy
.

Smal
lpr
obl
ems

ar
egonnabecomebi
gpr
obl
ems
.

Soi
nmymi
nd,s
hitwi
llhappen.

Li
ke,onedayIcal
lthehous
e

andi
nthebackgr
ound,Ihear
,

"
Isai
d,'
Putt
hedi
shesi
nthes
ink.
"'

Buti
nmymi
nd,whatIhear
dwas
,"You

andyourdadcans
uckmydi
cki
nthes
ink.
"

Igot
taf
ight
.Igot
taf
ucki
ngf
ightnow.
Bec
aus
eI'
vet
houghtabouti
t.

Iwannabepr
epar
edf
ort
hisday,

i
fiteverhappens
.

Sor
ightnow,

I
'
m cur
rent
lyt
aki
ngs
elf
-def
ens
ecl
ass
.

Al
lri
ght
,thi
sisnobul
ls
hit
.

Thi
sisnotaj
oke.

I
t'
sthewr
ongt
imet
omes
swi
thme.

Iknowal
otofs
hit
.

Myt
eacherj
ustt
aughtme

howt
otakeagunoutofs
omebody
'shand.

Li
ke,i
fsomebody

poi
ntsagunatmel
iket
his
,

I
'
mtr
ainedt
ogr
abyourwr
ist
,bendi
t,

t
aket
hegun,poi
nti
tri
ghtbackatyou.

Nobul
ls
hit
.

Idoi
tal
lthet
imei
ncl
ass
.

I
'
mthebes
t.

I
t'
satapoi
ntwher
eIhadaconver
sat
ion

wi
thmyf
riends
,Is
aid,

"
Look,dude,i
fweoutands
omebody

pul
lsagunout
,letmehandl
eit
,okay
?

"
I'
mtheonl
yoneher
e

t
hat
'st
rai
nedf
ort
hist
ypeofcombat
."

Hewasl
ike,"
Yous
ure?"
Is
aid,"
Trus
tme,I
'
msur
e."

Her
e'showf
unnyl
if
eis
.

We'
rewal
kingoutoft
hec
lub,r
ight
?

I
'
m al
it
tlet
ips
y.

Igett
othecar
,

t
hisguycomesf
rom behi
ndt
hecar
.

He'
dduckeddown,hehadagun.

Hewasl
ike,"
Ever
ybodygetnaked.

Runt
hats
hit
,bi
tch.Getnaked.Runi
t.
"

Al
lmyf
riendsgots
car
ed

ands
tar
tedget
tingnaked.

Iwascal
m.

I
'
mst
andi
ngt
her
e,I
'
mlooki
ngathi
m.

I
'
m evenl
aughi
ngal
it
tlebi
t,

'
caus
einmymi
nd,I
'
mli
ke,

"
Youdon'
tevenknow

whatI
'
mtr
ainedt
odo.
"

Ri
ght
?That
'swhatI
'
mthi
nki
ng,r
ight
?

Sohegotmad,hes
ays
,

"
Yout
hinki
t'
sagame,l
it
tleni
gga?

Runt
hats
hit
,bi
tch.Getnaked.Runi
t.
"

Andi
tscar
edme,becaus
emyt
eacher

onl
ytaughtmet
otakeguns

f
rom peopl
ehol
dingi
tli
ket
his
.

Hehadi
tli
ket
his
.I'
venev
ers
eent
hat
.
Weneverwor
kedont
hati
ncl
ass
.

SoIdi
dn'
tknowwhatt
odo.

SoIgotnaked.

Idi
dex
act
lywhathes
aid.Igotnaked.

Myf
riendswer
eli
ke,"
Dos
omet
hing.
"

Iwasl
ike,"
Ican'
t.He'
saki
ll
er.

He'
sther
ealdeal
.Thi
sguy'
sther
ealdeal
."

Igots
ecur
ityaf
tert
hat
.

Act
ual
ly,t
hat
'sal
ie.That
'sal
ie.

Idi
dn'
tgets
ecur
ityaf
tert
hat
.

It
riedt
ohi
remyf
riend,

Wayne,asmys
ecur
ityguar
d.

Reas
onwhyi
sbecaus
e

Waynewasbi
gass
hit
.

SoIwasl
ike,"
Whywoul
d

If
ucki
ngpays
omebodyel
se

"
whenIcangi
veyout
hatex
tramoney?

"
Youai
n'tgott
ofi
ghtnobody,j
ustl
ook

l
ikeyouwoul
difs
omet
hingwer
etohappen.
"

He'
sli
ke,"
Allr
ight
,I'
l
ldoi
t.
"

Is
aid,"
Done.You'
rehi
red.

You'
remys
ecur
ityguar
d."

Um.
..Her
e'swhyWaynegotf
ired.

Letmet
ellyouwhy.

Wewer
eatacl
ub,r
ight
?Thi
sguy
pul
lsoutagun,s
hoot
siti
ntheai
r.

Bop!"
Fuckal
lthes
e

bi
tches
!"Igots
car
ed.

"
Wayne,whats
houl
dwedo?"

Wi
thas
trai
ghtf
ace,

Waynes
aid,"
Playdead.
"

Is
aid,"
What
?What
'dyous
ay?"

Hewoul
dn'
tans
wermeback

'
caus
ehewasi
nchar
act
er.Hes
aid.
..

"
Wayne!

"
Wayne!Way
ne!
"

Hegonnago,

"
Youbet
ters
hutupbef
oreyougets
hot
."

Whatt
hef
uck?

Af
tert
hat
,Ihi
redt
hisguynamedSt
eve.

Now,St
evewast
her
ealdeal
,peopl
e.

Letmet
ellyouwhy.

St
evemademef
eell
ikeas
tar
.

Wewentpl
aces
,St
evemovedt
hecr
owd.

"
Ever
ybodymove!Move!

"
Wat
chout
,Mr
.Har
t'
scomi
ngt
hrough.
"

Ineverhadt
olookbehi
ndme.

St
eveal
wayshadmyback.

St
evegotf
ired,becaus
ewewasata

cl
uboneday,I
'
m atVI
Psect
ion,r
ight
?
VI
Piss
epar
atedf
rom t
hedancef
loor

byavel
vetr
ope.

I
'
mst
andi
ngbehi
ndavel
vetr
ope.

Is
ay,"
Steve,

I
'
vegott
ogot
othebat
hroom.
"

Theguyoper
ati
ngt
hevel
vetr
opemovesi
t.

MeandSt
evewal
ktot
hebat
hroom.

Ius
eit
,Igetdone,wecomeback.

Theguyoper
ati
ngt
hevel
vetr
ope

wast
alki
ng.

That
'sf
ine,I
'
m pat
ient
.

I
'
llwai
tti
llhe'
sdone.

St
evef
eltl
ikeIs
houl
dn'
thavet
owai
t.

St
evedeci
dedt
opi
ckmeup

andpl
acemeovert
hegoddamnr
ope.

Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing,peopl
e.

I
'
veneverf
eltmor
eli
kea

bi
tchi
nmyl
if
e.

Iwasl
ike,"
Steve,no,

don'
tdot
his
,pl
eas
e."

Mybac
klegcameup.

"
Lookatme.

Lookwhatyou'
remaki
ngmedo.

"
Stop,St
eve.

You'
ref
ucki
ngf
ired,man.
"
Af
tert
hat
,Ihi
redt
hes
etwoex
-cops

t
urneds
ecur
ityguar
ds.

Now,t
hes
eguyswer
ever
ypr
ofes
sional
.

Mypr
obl
em wi
tht
hem

wast
hatt
heywer
etoopr
ofes
sional
.

Li
ke,t
hei
rlevelofs
ecur
itywas

wayt
ooadvancedf
ormyl
evelofcel
ebr
ity.

Li
ke,Idon'
tknowwho

t
heyt
houghtIt
houghtIwas
.

Idon'
tknowwher
ethemi
scommuni
cat
ion

came,buti
twast
oomuch.

Li
ke,wegot
oAppl
ebee'
s.

Tr
ues
tor
y.

Fucki
ngAppl
ebee'
s,okay?

Ther
e'saempt
yboot
h.

Igos
li
dei
ntheboot
h.

That
'showIs
li
dei
ntheboot
h.

Il
oveAppl
ebee'
s.

Appl
ebee'
s,Appl
ebee'
s,Appl
ebee'
s.

SoI
'
mint
heboot
h,r
ight
?

I
'
msi
tti
ngnex
ttot
hewi
ndow.

Hegoes
,"Kevi
n,s
wit
chs
eat
swi
thme.

"
Idon'
twantyous
itt
ing

nex
ttot
hewi
ndow.
"

Is
aid,"
Whynot
?"
Hes
aid,"
Ther
emi
ghtbeas
niperout
side.
"

"
Looki
ngf
orwho?

"
Ain'
tnos
niperl
ooki
ng

f
ormeatnof
ucki
ngAppl
ebee'
s.No.

"
I'
m notatt
hes
niperl
eveli
nmycar
eer
.

I
'
m nott
her
eyet
.

"
Like,youpr
obabl
ygot
tawor
ry

aboutadudeput
tinghi
sdi
ckont
hegl
ass
.

"
That
'smyl
evel
.

I
'
m att
hedi
ck-
on-
the-
glas
slevel
.

"
That
'smyl
evel
."

Li
ke,t
hes
hitt
hatI
'
m af
rai
dof
,

peopl
edon'
tthi
nkabout
.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhatI
'
mter
rif
iedof
.

Y'
al
lar
egonnat
hinkI
'
m cr
azy,

butI
'
m gonnat
ellyouanyway.

Scar
ies
tshi
tint
hewor
ldt
ome

ar
ebum hands
.

Abum'
shandsar
ethes
car
ies
tshi
tever
.

Youcoul
dsayI
'
m cr
azyal
lyouwant
.

I
'
m wi
ll
ingt
obetyoual
l

anyamountofmoneyr
ightnow,

i
fy'
al
lwal
kout
sideaf
tert
hiss
how,

andabum comesupt
oyouandf
li
cksyour

l
ip,betmoneyyou'
dki
llyour
sel
ftoni
ght
.
Betwhat
everyouwannabet

t
hatyou'
dfucki
ngki
llyour
sel
ftoni
ght
.

I
fyouwal
kout
sideaf
tert
hiss
how

andabum comesupt
oyou,

"
Givemeadol
lar
,man.
""What
?"

"
Man,youbet
tergi
vemeaf
ucki
ng.
..

"
Givemeaf
ucki
ngdol
lar
,man.
"

"
Whathappened,man?Hes
hootyou?"

"
Mot
her
fuckerf
li
ckedmyl
ip,man.
"

Oh,myGod!That
'st
hes
car
ies
tshi
tever
.

Li
ke,yougot
tagetr
idoft
hatl
ip.

Youcan'
tkeept
hatl
ip.

Thatl
ip'
sgot
tago.Yougot
tabuyanewl
ip.

Idon'
tevenknowwher
etogetl
ips
.

Whatwoul
dyoudoi
fyougotj
umped

byt
hreehomel
esspeopl
e,

andt
heyhel
dyoudown?

"
Getof
fofme.Whati
sthi
sabout
?"

Andt
hent
hel
eadercomeout
,andy
ous
ee

hi
mli
ket
his
.Andhe.
..

Oh,myGod.

Youknowhowdi
rtyhi
shandsar
e?

Oh,myf
ucki
ngGod.

That
'l
lbet
hequi
ckes
tbumpt
hatyou'
ve

evergot
teni
nyourf
ucki
ngl
if
e.
Pow!Bump!Thatf
ucki
ngf
ast
.

Yougot
taex
plai
nit
.

"
Hey,man,i
sthataf
ucki
ngher
py?"

"
Mmm-
mmm.I
t'
sabum bump.
"

"
What
?"

"
Whatt
hef
ucki
sabum bump,man?"

Abum.
..Abum.
..

Hol
don,hol
don.

Igot
tageti
tout
.Igot
tageti
tout
.

Hol
don.Hol
don.

"
Whatt
hef
ucki
sthat
,man?"

"
it'
sabum bump.
"

"
Howt
hef
uck

youl
etabum t
ouchyourl
ip?"

"
Ithoughthewast
ryi
ng

t
otel
lmeas
ecr
et.
"

"
What
?Whatt
hef
uck

wasabum t
ryi
ngt
otel
lyou?"

"
Het
rickedme.Hewasl
ike,'
Hey,man.
'

"
Isai
d,'
Huh?'
Hegotme.That
's.
..
"

Getf
ireont
hes
ebi
tchesonet
ime,man.

Af
ucki
ngbum bump.Wat
ch.
..

Wat
chhowy'
al
llookatbums

wheny'
al
lleavet
hes
how.

Wat
ch.
..
Wat
chhowdef
ens
ivey'
al
lar
e.

"
Excus
eme,man,

canyous
par
esomechange?"

"
Nigga,whatt
he.
..

"
Hey,man,youbet
terget

youras
soutofher
e,ni
gga.

"
Yououther
etr
yingt
ofl
ickl
ips
,cuz
?

"
Yououther
etr
yingt
ogi
ve

ani
ggaabum bump,ni
gga?

"
Iknowwhatyou'
re.
..

"
Youai
n'tgonnagi
veme

nobum bump,ni
gga.

"
Youbet
tergett
hef
uckoutofher
e,man.

"
Knockyouras
sout
,man.

"
Idon'
twantnobum bump.

"
No,hegotmyni
ggal
iket
hat
.

Het
oldhi
m as
ecr
et.

"
Myni
ggal
eanedi
n.Mmm.

Fuckedhi
swhol
eshi
tup.

"
Thi
sni
gga'
sshi
twasal
l

bum bumpyf
or,l
ike,t
woweeks
."

Ir
eal
lybel
ieves
hitl
iket
hatcanhappen.

I
'
m awei
rdt
hinker
,peopl
e,

I
'
m awei
rdt
hinker
.

I
'
m gl
adt
hatI
'
m awei
rdt
hinker
,though.
Mebei
ngawei
rdt
hinker

hasmademeabet
terman.

I
t'
smademeabet
terf
ather
.

Letmeex
plai
nhow

i
t'
smademeabet
terf
ather
,okay
?

Met
hinki
ngaboutmyki
ds

event
ual
lyhavi
ngas
tepdad

i
swhatmademeabet
terf
ather
.

'
Caus
enow,notonl
yisi
timpor
tant

f
ormet
omakes
uret
hatI
'
m ar
ound,

butIneedt
hem t
ounder
standwhoIam

andwhatIr
epr
esentt
othei
rli
ves
.

Now,'
caus
eIs
eet
hem s
omuch,

Inot
iceever
ythi
ng.

Li
ke,mys
oni
satt
hisi
magi
nat
ions
tage.

Li
ke,It
houghtt
hes
hitwasaphas
e.

I
t'
snot
.It
'snotgoi
ngaway.

Li
ke,mys
onr
eal
lyt
hinks

t
hathe'
sSpi
der
-Man.

Ons
omer
eals
hit
.

Andwhenheget
smad,hewebsme.

Now,becaus
eI'
m Dad,

Ij
ustgoal
ongwi
thi
t.

Ahhh!

Iactl
ikeI
'
m caught
.
Thi
sist
hes
hitt
hatmakesmel
augh.

Thi
sishowher
eleas
esmef
rom t
heweb.

Andhewal
ksof
f.

Thes
hit
'shi
lar
ious
.

Now,i
t'
smeandmys
on,we'
rebondi
ng.

See,butasapar
ent
,youdon'
treal
iz
e

t
heef
fectt
hatyouhaveonyourki
ds.

What
everyoudoi
nthehous
e,

yourki
dsar
egonnami
mic

whent
hey'
reout
sidet
hehous
e.

Il
ear
nedt
hisl
ess
ont
hehar
dway.

Igopi
ckmys
onupf
rom camp,r
ight
?

Mys
oni
sout
sidear
gui
ng

wi
tht
hisl
it
tleboyoverat
ruck.

I
'
m wat
chi
ng.I
'
m notgonnabr
eaki
tup.

Iwantmys
ont
obeaboy,

l
etmes
eehowhehandl
eshi
msel
f.

Li
ttl
eboyt
akest
het
ruckf
rom mys
on.

Mys
onget
smad,t
akest
het
ruckback.

"
Mine!
"

Li
ttl
eboyc
omesback,

punchesmys
oni
nthebackoft
hehead.

Mys
onf
all
s.

Thi
sboys
tar
tswhoopi
ngmys
on'
sas
s.

Li
sten,Idon'
tknowwho
wast
rai
ningt
hisl
it
tleboy,

butt
heywer
edoi
nganamaz
ingj
ob.

Thi
sboycoul
dfucki
ngf
ight
,okay
?

I
'
m notgonnabr
eaki
tup.

I
'
m gonnal
etmys
ont
akehi
sas
s-whoopi
ng.

Hewi
lll
ear
nfr
om i
t.

I
'
m wat
chi
ng.

Is
eet
hiswi
thmyownt
woeyes
.

Mys
onget
smad,r
oll
sover
.

"
Whatt
hef
uckar
eyoudoi
ng,man?

"
It'
snotr
eal
.Whatar
eyoudoi
ng?"

Thepar
ent
sar
elooki
ngatme.

"
Whywoul
dyout
eachhi
mthat
?

Whywoul
dyouevent
eachhi
mthat
?"

Ir
unover
,Igr
abt
he

l
it
tleboyof
fofmys
on.

Thi
sist
hel
onges
twal
kbackt
othecar

t
hatI
'
veev
erhadwi
thmys
oni
nmyl
if
e.

Hej
ustkeptl
ooki
ngathi
shands
.

Hewasl
ike.
..

"
Idon'
tknowwhathappened,Dad.

Idon'
tknowwhathappened.
"

SoIgetmad.
I'
mli
ke,

"
Dude,i
fsomebody'
sfucki
nghi
tti
ngyou,

youbal
lyourf
ist
sup,youhi
thi
m back.
"
Youdon'
tletnobodyhi
tyou.

Youbal
lyourf
ist
sup,youhi
thi
m back.
"

Now,hedoes
n'tl
ikei
t

whenIcomedownonhi
m.

Sohegotmad.Hewebbedme.

Now,whenhewebbedme,

Ihadachoi
cet
omake.

DoIactl
iket
hegame

t
hatmys
onbel
ievesi
nis
n'tr
eal

andnol
ongerex
ist
s

andf
uckhi
simagi
nat
ionup?

OrdoIal
lowhi
simagi
nat
ion

t
ocont
inuet
orunwi
ld?

He'
sfi
ve.

Is
aid,

"
I'
m gonnal
ethi
simagi
nat
ionr
unwi
ld,
"

ac
tli
keIwascaught
.Ah!

Ahhh!

Thi
s.
..Thi
siswhatIhear
d.

Thi
siswhatmys
ons
aid.

"
Ihadi
ttur
nedof
f,Dad.
"

Sai
d,"
Whatt
hef
ucki
sgoi
ngonher
e?"

Look,myki
dsar
ehi
lar
ious
,man.

Igots
tor
iesf
ordaysaboutmyki
ds.

It
ookmyki
dshor
sebackr
idi
ng,r
ight
?
Thi
smi
ghthavebeen,l
ike,

t
hebes
twor
stdayt
hat

I
'
veeverhadwi
thmyki
dsi
nmyl
if
e.

Iwant
edt
ofi
ndapl
ace

t
hatwass
uit
abl
eforki
dsandadul
ts

s
owecoul
dmakeadayoutofi
t.

If
indt
hisr
anch,r
ight
?

Me,myki
ds,mybr
other
,

myf
riends
,weal
lgo.

Wegett
her
e,t
heygotponi
es.

Myki
dsgetont
heponi
es.

Ther
e'sas
mal
lert
rai
latt
her
anch.

Theyr
idet
heponi
es

ar
oundt
hes
mal
lert
rai
l.

Me,mybr
otherandmyf
riends
,

wegoont
hebi
ghor
ses
.

We'
regonnadot
hebi
gtr
ail
,okay?

Her
e'swhathappened.

Ever
ybodyget
sont
hei
rhor
ses
.

They'
vegott
hei
rfeeti
nthes
tir
rups
.

They'
rer
eadyt
ogo.

I
'
mlas
ttogetonmyhor
se

'
caus
eIwasf
il
li
ngoutt
hepaper
wor
k,

I
'
m payi
ngf
ort
hiss
hit
.

Igetonmyhor
se.Her
e's
s
tri
keonef
orme.

Igot
oputmyf
eeti
nthes
tir
rups
,ri
ght
?

Okay.Okay
,thi
swast
hepr
obl
em.

Li
ke,i
fIputt
hisf
ooti
n,

t
hisf
ootwas
n'tgoi
ngt
omakei
t.

Icoul
dn'
tgett
hem bot
hin,al
lri
ght
?

SoIt
ellt
heguy.Is
ay,"
Hey,man,

It
hinkIneeds
mal
lers
tir
rups
."

Hewasl
ike,"
Don'
twor
ryabouti
t.

Youdon'
tneedt
hem.
"

Iwasl
ike,"
Mmm.Yes
,Ido.

"
'Caus
eever
ybodyel
sehast
hem.

Iwannal
ookl
ikeever
ybodyel
se.
"

Hewasl
ike,"
Trus
tme,

you'
l
lbeal
lri
ght
."

Iwasl
ike,"
Idon'
ttr
ustyou.

Iwannal
ookl
ikeever
ybodyel
se.
"

Hes
aid,"
Look,

doy
ouwannat
alkt
othei
nst
ruct
or?"

Is
aid,"
Yes
,I'
l
ltal
ktot
hei
nst
ruct
or.
"

Keepi
nmi
nd,

t
hei
nst
ruc
tori
swhyIchos
ethi
sranch.

Thi
sguyi
ssuppos
edt
obeahor
segur
u.

Hewasgonnat
eachus

howt
ophy
sical
lycont
rolt
hehor
se.
Hewasgonnat
eachus

t
hever
balcommands
,

andheper
sonal
ly

wasgonnat
akeusont
het
rai
l.

Pr
obl
em wi
tht
hisguyi
s

hec
annots
peakEngl
is
h,peopl
e,okay
?

Ican'
tmaket
hiss
hitup.

Thi
sist
hes
peecht
hathegave

bef
orewes
tar
tedt
het
rai
l.

Wor
dforwor
d.Hegoes
,

"
Okay.

"
Okay.

"
Okay.

"
Liket
hat
!Go,f
atguy,ki
cki
t!Mmm!

"
Liket
hat
,ki
ckt
wice.Mmm!

"
Liket
hat
.Al
lri
ght
,let
'sr
ide.
"

"
Whatt
hef
uckdi
dhes
ay?

Di
dyouhearwhathes
aid?

"
Hey,man,yougot
tas
ayi
tagai
nforme.

Idi
dn'
tunder
standwhatyous
aid.
"

Thi
sishowIknewi
twasbul
ls
hit
.

Hes
aidt
hes
amet
hing

i
ntheex
acts
ameway.

Hes
aid,"
Okay.Okay.

"
Allr
ight
,okay.Okay
.
"
Liket
hat
!Go,f
atguy,ki
cki
t!Mmm!

"
Liket
hat
,ki
ckt
wice.Mmm!

"
Liket
hat
.Al
lri
ght
,let
'sr
ide.
"

Is
aid,"
We'
regonnaf
ucki
ngdi
e.

We'
reaboutt
odi
e."

Myf
riends
aid,

"
Kev,s
topbi
tchi
ng.Let
'sj
ustgo.
"

Keepi
nmi
nd,Ihavenos
tabi
li
ty.

Myf
eetar
ejus
tdangl
ing

f
rom t
hes
ideoft
hehor
se.

Ihavenot
hingt
ohol
dont
o,

ex
ceptt
hisl
it
tles
tumpt
hing

i
nthemi
ddl
eoft
hef
ucki
ngs
addl
e.

Is
aid,"
Fine,Iai
n'tgonnas
ays
hitel
se.

Let
'sgo.
"

Myhor
ses
tar
tst
otr
ot.

He'
snotr
unni
ng,peopl
e.He'
str
ott
ing.

Ihavenobal
ance,s
o

I
'
m al
lovert
hepl
ace.

I
'
mli
ket
his
,ri
ght
?

Myf
eetki
ckedt
hehor
sei
nthes
tomach.

That
'sas
ignf
oryourhor
set
ospeedup.

Myhor
set
akesof
f.

Li
stent
ome,
peopl
e.Thi
sni
ggat
ookof
f!

Now,I
'
mscar
ed,'
caus
e
Idon'
tknowwhatt
odowi
thmyf
eet
.

Atonepoi
nti
nti
me,Ipani
cked,

hadmyf
eetonhi
sneck.

Li
ke,Iwasl
iket
his
,ri
ght
?

Iwasl
iket
his
.

ButIcoul
dn'
thears
hit
,

'
caus
ethewi
ndwasbl
owi
ng.

I
twasl
ike.
..

Ihearmyf
riendsi
ntheback.

They'
rel
ike.
..

Ohh!

Oh!

Idon'
tknowwhatt
hey'
res
ayi
ng.

Ias
sumet
hatt
hey'
res
ayi
ng,"
Letgo.
"

That
'swhatIt
hink

t
hey'
res
ayi
ng,"
Letgo.
"

SoIs
aid,"
Fucki
t!J
esus
,

t
aket
hewheel
."Ri
ght
?

Ir
ollof
fli
keabl
ack-
asst
umbl
eweed.

Bap-
bap-
bap-
bap-
bap.

My.
..Thehor
sekeepsgoi
ng.

Myf
riendsandmybr
other
,thei
nst
ruct
or,

ever
ybodypul
lsupnex
ttome.

I
t'
satapoi
ntwher
eI'
m pi
ssed.

I
'
mli
ke,"
Yo,I
'
m notdoi
ng
t
hiss
hitnomor
e.I
'
m out
.

"
Fuckt
hist
rai
l.I
'
m done.

"
I'
m goi
ngback,I
'
m get
tingmyki
ds,

I
'
m wal
kingbackt
othehot
el.
"

Myboy,Spank,wasl
ike,

"
Kev,youcan'
tfucki
ngwal
kback.

"
We'
vebeenr
idi
ngf
or25mi
nut
es.

"
It'
sgonnat
akeyou,l
ike,

anhourt
owal
kback.
"

Is
aid,"
Fine.
"Il
ookedatt
hei
nst
ruct
or,

Is
aid,"
Wel
l,you'
regonnat
akeme.

You'
regonnat
akemebackr
ightnow.
"

Heput
shi
sar
m downl
iket
his
,

gr
absme,pul
lsme,pi
cksmeup,

put
smeont
hebackofhi
shor
se.

Thi
siswhyIwi
llneverr
ideahor
se

agai
ninmyl
if
e,peopl
e.

For25mi
nut
es,f
or25goddamnmi
nut
es,

I
'
m ont
hebackoft
hisni
gga'
shor
se.

It
urnar
ound,myf
riendst
hinki
t'
sfunny.

They'
ret
aki
ngpi
ctur
es,r
ight
?

Is
aid,"
Putt
hecamer
aup!

Putt
hegoddamncamer
aup!
"

Thei
nst
ruct
orki
ckedt
hehor
se

i
nthes
tomach,t
hehor
ses
tar
tsr
unni
ng.
Her
eachesar
ound,gr
absmyl
owerback.

Hes
tar
tspul
li
ngmei
n,r
ight
?

Now,I
'
mscar
ed,s
oIcan'
tletgo,

s
oI'
vegotmyar
msar
oundhi
sst
omach.

I
'
mfucki
ngt
hes
hit

outoft
hisni
ggai
nhi
sbac
k.

Hes
peedup,Is
peedup.

Igavehi
m,l
ike,75pops
.

Thes
hitt
hatpi
ssedmeof
f,

whi
leI
'
minmi
d-pump,

he'
sgonnat
urnar
ound

andgo,"
Let
'sr
ide.
"

Is
aid,"
Man,gett
hef
uckof
fofme.
"

NewYor
k,i
t'
sbeenr
eal
.

Mynamei
sKevHar
t.

If
ucki
ngl
ovey'
al
l,man.

Iappr
eci
ateyou.Thankyou.

Getf
ireont
hes
ebi
tches

onemor
eti
me,man.

Thankyou,NewYor
k.

Thankyou.

Thankyou.

Thankyou.

Bef
oreIgo,

I
'
m gonnaendonaf
ucki
ng
not
efr
om t
hehear
tri
ghtnow.

Uh.
..AndI
'
m gonnat
rynott
obeabi
tch

andgetemot
ionalupher
e.

Dude,Iam nowoneoff
ew

t
ofucki
ngper
for
m asas
tandupcomedi
an

i
nMadi
sonf
ucki
ngSquar
eGar
den.

Hey.
.

Li
stent
ome.
Lis
tent
ome.

Youhavenoi
dea

t
hef
ucki
ngf
eel
ingt
hatIhave

goi
ngt
hroughmybodyr
ightnow,man.

Thi
sisaf
ucki
ngdr
eam comet
rue.

Hey,t
hisi
saf
ucki
ng

dr
eam comet
rue,man.

Thankyouf
orbei
ngl
oyal
.

Thankyouf
orgr
owi
ngwi
thme.

Thankyouf
orf
ucki
ngenj
oyi
ngme.

Mynamei
sKevHar
t,Il
ovey'
al
l.

Hey!Her
etheycome.

Gat
herar
ound.

We'
reaboutt
othr
owas
urpr
ise.

Her
ewego.

I
'
m gonnat
akei
t

I
'
m gonnabr
eaki
t,hey

Gor
ound,
gor
ound,gor
ound
Gor
ound,
gor
ound,gor
ound

Kevi
n,Kevi
n,Kevi
n,Kevi
n,Kevi
n

What
?

Ri
ghtnow,we'
regonnabeerbi
ke.

Fort
hos
ewhodon'
tknowwhatabeer

bi
kei
s,i
t'
sabi
kewi
thbeeroni
t.

We'
reaboutt
opedalt
hisbi
tch.

Ever
ybody,l
et'
sgo!
/

Ont
hree.

Let
'sgo!
/

Pedal
!

Checkoutt
hes
peedbump/

Pedal
!

Whoa!Eas
y.Weof
f,man.

Weeas
y.Wegoti
t.

Pedal
!

Pedal
!

Hal
t!Hal
tont
hepedal
ing.

Hal
t!Pedal
!Pedal
!

Oh,myGod!

That
'sr
ight
.It
'sme.Thi
sisme,peopl
e.

Go!Go!

Youcan'
tgor
ighther
e/

Oh,s
hit
!

Wecan'
tgor
ight
.
Oh,s
hit
!

Yo!Whatt
hef
uckar
ey'
al
ldoi
ng?

Oh,myGod,
Kevi
nHar
t?

Yo,yougotacol
ori
ngbook?

Aw!

Comeon,dude/

Shej
ustnot
iced.

Aw!

CanIgetapi
ctur
ewi
thyou?

Ofcour
seyoucangetapi
ctur
e.

Ofcour
seyoucan.

Gott
heMi
chaelJ
acks
onf
an.

Iwant
edt
ogot
oyours
how,

butIdon'
thavemoney.

I
'
vegott
icket
sforyou.

Real
ly?/

I
'
vegott
icket
sforyou.Yes
,Ido.

Soi
fyouhi
tthewi
cket
s,

t
hat
'sbowl
ed.

Okay/

Out
.

Whenhet
hrowst
hewi
cket
,

hehi
tsonebounce,andhehi
tst
hatwood,

t
hatper
son'
sout
?/

Yeah.Out
.
Hey,don'
thi
tme

wi
tht
hatf
ucki
ngbal
l,man.

Yougotonal
lthe

pr
otect
ion,Hendr
ix.

Ex
ceptf
oryourf
ace.

Damn!That
'sanout
.That
'sanout
.

Her
eyougo.Takei
tal
lof
f/

That
'si
t?That
'si
t?

Youout
,man/

That
'si
tfory
ou.

Why,Idi
dn'
tgetachancet
o..
.

Wel
l,whatt
hef
uckwast
hat
?

Ex
cus
eme,s
ir,

doy
ouknowwhoKevi
nHar
tis
?

Ma'
am?

Al
lri
ght
,thes
egi
rl
s

ar
egonnaknowme,r
ighther
e.

Ex
cus
eme,l
adi
es,i
t'
sme.

No,no,i
t'
sme.No,no.I
t'
sjus
t..
.

Damni
t!Shi
t!

Howyoudoi
ng,s
ir?

Mynamei
sKevi
nHar
t.

I
'
m af
amouscomedi
an.

That
'sgonnachange.

Al
otoft
hem ar
egonnachange.
I
'
m Kevi
nHar
t.I
'
m af
amouscomedi
an.

Kevi
nHar
t.Famous
..
.

Howyoudoi
ng?/

SoulPl
ane.

Yes
,indeed!

Soever
ybodyi
ntheSt
atest
hatboot
legged

i
tanddi
dn'
tthi
nki
tgotanywher
e,

i
tmadei
ttoLondon,youbi
tch!

London,wel
oveyou,dawg.

I
twasf
ant
ast
ic.Il
oveyou,Kevi
n.

MyboyKevi
nHar
tri
ppedi
t,youdoneknow.

Li
sten,Kev,anyt
ime,comedownher
e,

you'
rewel
come.London.

Whoo!Thatwasf
ire.

That
'swhat
'shot
.Whoo!Thatwasf
ire.

Kevi
nHar
tinLondon/

Kevi
nHar
t!

Is
toodt
her
e,andmys
idesar
ehur
ting

wher
eIl
augheds
ohar
d.Ser
ious
ly.

Kev.Myman.

Yougotusr
unni
ngal
lover

t
heci
ty,man!Comeon!

Don'
tnobodyas
kmenot
hingnomor
e.

I
'
lldoever
ythi
ngmys
elf
!

Kev,wher
e'dyougo?Oh!Is
mel
lbur
ning.
I
sther
eaphoneboot
hinher
e?/

Cl
arkKent
.

Ai
n'tnophoneboot
hinher
e/

Howyouchangedt
hatf
ast
?

Don'
tnobodyas
kmei
fI'
m ner
vousei
ther
,

'
caus
eI'
m not
!

I
'
llknockyouras
sout
.

Andmyhandsai
n'ts
weat
y,

s
odon'
ttr
ytot
oucht
hem.

Don'
ttouchi
t.AndIdon'
thaves
wampas
s.

What
'r
eyout
alki
ngabout
?/

Huh?

I
t'
sGs
hitupher
e,homi
e.

Whydon'
tyouj
ustbemyf
riends

ands
hakei
tup?

'
Caus
eit
'sgot
imer
ightnow.

Huh?I
'
m pumpedup,baby.Youhearme?

I
'
mreadyf
ort
hisl
if
e.Huh?

I
'
msor
eadyf
ort
his
.

Cl
oset
hem up,J
oe.

That
'swhatI
'
mtal
kingabout
.

Youknowwhatwedo/

Thatwasl
astyear
.

That
'sr
ight
.Yougoti
t,homi
e.

Whatar
eyoudoi
ng?
Idi
dn'
tfor
geti
t'caus
eI'
m ner
vous
.

Whati
shedoi
ng?/

Ai
n'tnobodyf
orgetnot
hing!

I
t'
sshowt
ime,man!

Hey!I
'
m aboutt
oex
plai
n,baby
!

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