Hay Elenco! .

- Mean Girls 2020 1

Times I fell in love
When I was five, I fell in love. It didn’t last: he ran from me. Literally ran from me, and
being Kenyan, he ran fast.
When I was ten, I fell in love again: with this Peace Corps guy. I waited hours inside his
tent with flowers, which made him laugh, which made me cry.
By thirteen I gave up trying; I decided I would be a mathematician. Because addition and
subtraction and division would never make me feel so stupid with love.

I want to get him

He's like someone from TV, he’s like that guy who gives out roses to those women, and
he's a foot away from me. And I'm stupid with love. I wanna get it, but how? I’m smart
with math but stupid with love.
Does this guy work out? He must! All sweaty at the gym… Could that image be more
hot? Let me just enjoy that thought. School was rough but now it's not 'cause now
there's him.
I’m Stupid with love but I can get it. Watch this girl self-educate, I learned math so I can
learn love. You wanna bet it? That I can get it? Just wait, just wait.

What's wrong with me?

Tell me what's wrong with me: my body, my face, my hair. Tell me all my many faults,
tell me like you care. We both know you're cruel and we both know you're right. I could
listen to you, like a fool all night.
What's wrong with me? How I speak? How I dress? What's wrong with me? We both
know one day there'll be blood on the floor, but which one will betray the other more?
What's wrong with me? What can I do? What's wrong with me? Could it be you?

Advice
So your best friend screwed you over? Acted nice when she not nice? Well, I have some
advice, ‘cause it’s happened to me. Twice. Here’s my secret strategy, it always works
because the world doesn’t end, it just feels like it does.
So raise your right finger and solemnly swear "Whatever they say about me I don’t
care!" And if I eat alone from this moment on, that’s just what I’ll do ‘cause I’d rather be
me. I’d rather be me than be with you.

Here’s my right finger

We’re supposed to all be ladies and be nurturing and care. Is that really fair? Boys get to
fight, we have to share. So here’s my right finger to how girls should behave, ‘cause
sometimes what’s meant to break you makes you brave.
So I will not act all innocent, I won’t fake apologize. Let’s just fight and then make up, not
tell these lies.
Let’s call our damage even, clean the slate till it's like new. It’s a new life for me where
I’d rather be me than be with you.
 Hay Elenco! .- Mean Girls 2020 2

World Burn
My name is Regina George and I am a massive deal. I will grind you to sand beneath
my Louboutin heel. This is what I get for helping. Helping someone lame fit in. Cady
Heron, enjoy your temporary win.
Time to watch your back, because you took me down but you didn’t finish me off. My
name is Regina George and, in case you’re keeping score, Cady may have won the
battle, but I will win the war.
I wanna watch the world burn, I got the gasoline. I wanna watch the world burn and
everyone turn mean.

Dear Cady
Dear Cady. Not mad anymore. Thank you for letting me vent. Pencil emoji. Dancing
ladies. Umbrella. Thank you for taking the blame for the whole burn book. I like to
express myself through emojis because I’m stupid. No, I am! I’m failing everything--
Sometimes I think the only thing I understand is the “Rule of Twos”.
The “Rule of Twos” is how everything is really two things. Like how you were tricking us
but you also still had fun with us. And how when Regina was mean to me, it’s because
she was unhappy with herself. And how when Coach Carr tells me he has an “open
marriage,” his wife probably doesn’t know that they do. And that I should probably leave
the parking lot immediately. Which I do.
And how getting suspended actually made it easier ‘cause you could just hide from
everybody. And when you come back tomorrow it’s gonna be so much worse! So I’ll still
be your friend.