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DeVito Throw Down
By: Ulises Hernandez Lara
Danny DeVito caught in a massive New York bar
fight? Last Friday evening, this reporter caught wind
of very juicy rumor of the notable actor in a drunken
rampage. What started the very heated argument
between the actor and the drunken patron is
unknown but what is known is that the patron loudly
exclaimed: "What are you gonna do punch me?".
Thus, starting the drunken Danny DeVito rampage of
punching his way through the bar patrons. So far
counts of four men have landed in the hospital and
are expected to make a quick recovery.
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Oops... She Did It Again!
By: Katarina Murphy
Britney Spears just can't seem to keep a
relationship. Private sources have reported
that they have seen Spears at a Slumber Party
with none other than Timothee Chalamet, the
23-year-old actor starring in Beautiful Boy. Her
current boyfriend, Sam Asghari, is Crazy that
she would leave him for a younger man. But
could it only be a Criminal tactic by her
publicist? An insider has once claimed
"Britney Spears never got over losing the
career high she received in the early 2000s.
She has been desperate to Do Something' to
surpass her old career peak." Whether or not if
this is Britney finding a Stronger relationship
or just a Toxic ploy for attention that's up for
you to decide. As for Britney, she has been
recorded saying "I know I'll Change Your
Mind. Just Luv Me."
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Food Fight = Hospitalized 21 Savage Baker
By: Carolina Zavala By: Jezreel Soliven

This just in! Sources have confirmed that 21 Savage,

whose name is Shayaa Bin Abraham-Joseph, has been
living in the United States illegally! There are photos of
his birth certificate circulating the internet which has
revealed he is a citizen of the United Kingdom. Although
Steve Carell and The Tonight Shows host Jimmy he is being detained by ICE (Immigration and Customs
Fallon hospitalized after being caught having a Enforcement), his team has been making moves to kick
food fight in New York's most expensive start his new career as a baker! Britain is welcoming him
restaurant. According to many witnesses Steve and with open arms and have announced that he will be
Jimmy headed out to the restaurant after the featured on the next season of Netflix hit, The Great British
taping of Fallons show. Things seemed to have Bake Off. Can the former American rapper defy all odds in
gotten heated after Jimmy broke the news to Steve his new chapter in life? Stay tuned to find out!
that he would be replacing him as Michael Scott in
the reboot of The Office. Steve was said to be an
emotional wreck and began yelling at Jimmy. That
is when Steve picked up a scone and threw it at
Jimmy hitting him in the eye. Screaming in pain That’s What She Said! By: Laura Guerrero
Jimmy got up and threw a bowl of crab soup not
realizing that Steve is allergic to crab. Almost
immediately Steve's face began to swell up. That
Rumor has it that Steve Carrell and the rest
didn't stop them from throwing food, plates, and of “the office” gang, will be competing in the reality competition
silverware back and forth for 20 minutes before “Survivor celebrity edition”. They will be living on an isolated
police arrived. Paramedics arrived a couple location where they must provide food, water, fire, and shelter for
minutes later to retrieve the two and take them to themselves. The person who wins and becomes the “sole survivor”,
will win $1,000,00. And they will be donating it to the charity of
the nearest hospital. Jimmy was said to have been
their choice. Will this bring certain contestants to fall for each
crying like a baby with a fork stuck in his hand and
other? Will the cast still be as close as their characters in their show
Steve's face was so swollen he was once it’s all over? Or will the hunger and lack of sleep bring out the
unrecognizable. Check back later for any updates worst of the cast?
on their condition.
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Drake Can’t Stop with the
Children! Brady Bunch Bump
By: Theresa Woodruff
By: Celeste Cobos
Today’s juiciest bit of gossip is about the Brady
Bunch family. It seems that Carol Brady has hired
the Property Brothers to remodel their house. The
big question that everyone is asking is why isn’t
Oh, the tea! Looks like Adonis is
her husband who is an architect doing it. Could it
not the only child Drake is hiding. In recent events Kim
be because she doesn’t like his taste in decor? I
Kardashian confirms son, Saint is not Kanye's but is
can understand where she is coming from. Wood
actually the son of Canadian rapper Drake. Rumors
paneling and orange Formica countertops have
started since the release of Drake's infamous song In My
gone out of style with the 70’s. I sure hope that
Feelings where people speculated that Kiki is Kim. The
they plan on adding more bathrooms to the new
internet then ran with the story and it turned out to be
design. Can imagine having to always wait for
true. This does not help Kim's cause since the recent
Marsha to finish looking at her nose to allow
ongoing twitter beef between Kanye and Drake where
someone else to use the bathroom? Well,
Kanye allegedly told unknown rapper Pusha T about
whatever their reason is for having the Property
Drakes first son, Adonis and Kim defended her husband
Brothers do the redesign on their house, I’m sure it
during the ordeal. Will this end the beef and the
is going to look a lot more modern.
marriage? or will Kanye forgive Kim? Drake has yet to
speak on the matter. We are hoping he will make the
truth into a song and keep hitting the charts!
Knife in Between By: Mary Ann Tanada

Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of top elites. Spotted!
Manhattan’s Upper East side’s favorite “it” girl, Serena, or should I have mentioned, Blakely
Lively at the courthouse earlier this afternoon. Rumor has it that husband Ryan Reynolds filed
a lawsuit against Blake due to an ugly argument. Ryan told the judge that Blake had a knife
in her hand while the couple had a mini argument and nearly cut Ryan’s torso off. The couple
went at it about Ryan’s behavior during his Deadpool movie and things were getting out of
hand when Blake pointed the sharp knife at Ryan Reynolds. Looks like it’s not so simple favor
for Blake to do such action. Why did she do it? That’s a secret you’ll have to find out.
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Reba’s Hidden Child
Travis Scott did an Oopsie!
By: Chelsea Graydon
By: Jocelynn Velasco

You know what they say, “what happens in Vegas

stays in Vegas,” but that phrase doesn’t always
work for everyone. On February 6th, Travis Scott
had a very successful convert until he decided to
give a shout out to his wife and child. “I just
wanted to thank my beautiful wife Kendall- Uh I
This is big news everyone! Former Star Reba McEntire,
mean Kylie,” the rapper started as he chuckled
from famous show “Reba” recently just spilled the
nervously, his fans roared wildly at his slip up
beans that she had a daughter just three years after
but tried to play it cool by ending it with “… and
giving birth to her beloved son Shelby Blackstock, an
my beautiful daughter Storming.” But the
American race car driver. The news “slipped out” after
damage had been done. He had accidentally
a couple glasses of wine wile out to dinner with her
said the multi-millionaire beauty guru’s sister
daughter-in-law, Christina Aguilera. But why does no
name. Fans didn’t miss a beat to upload videos
one know of this “mystery daughter”? Turns out she
of his slip up on Twitter making it go viral in
gave her up for adoption. Who is this “mystery
minutes. Kyle then tweeted “Incorrect” with a
daughter”? ARIANA GRANDE! That’s right, Reba
frowny emoji. At least we got something out of
McEntire is the birth mother of Ariana Grande. Joan
this awkward shout out, he confirmed that he is
Grande is devastated this news has leaked. She had
officially now married to Kendall- I mean Kylie,
had hoped Ariana would never have to find out that
sorry he didn’t make it clear to which Jenner
she was adopted. The devastated Ariana Grande has
sister he is married to!
turned away all the press and refused interviews up to
this point.

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