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Mark hated going to parties because after a few hours, when people were

hammered and stoned, inevitably an idiot or two would lose their inhibitions
and go off rails. They peed on the stairs, vomited on the carpets, groped
women, shouted obscenities, broke glasses and bottles, and got into fights.
The last time Mark went to one of these parties, there was this CEO, a man in
his twenties, who took off his clothes, made weird sounds, and climbed on a
table while shouting "I'm a monkey!" He then proceeded to jump up and down on
the table while screaming like a chimp. Mark was boiling in rage over
witnessing him act that way. He vowed never again to take part in these
parties which were solely chaos

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