We don’t want you to think that we’re just another

‘health food café’. With a passion for naturopathy

and holistic health, we want to share our knowledge
and experience with you.

We know that healthy can definitely be super tasty

and convenient, particularly when you use quality
ingredients. We make everything, freshly in our
nook.

So eat sh*tloads and don’t feel guilty about it !

*PLEASE ADVISE US OF ANY ALLERGIES / REQUIREMENTS SO THAT WE DON’T ACCIDENTLY KILL YOU*
NOTE THAT WE DO WORK WITH NUTS, DAIRY AND GLUTEN IN THE KITCHEN

TOAST

*CAREFULLY CHOSEN BREAD TO ENSURE WE DON’T FEED YOU ANY PRESERVATES OR UNHEALTHY OILS*

SUPER SMASH AVO $11 (GF)

AVOCADO ON ARTISAN BUCKWHEAT AND CHIA GLUTEN FREE BREAD TOPPED W FLAKED ALMONDS
(W OPTIONAL CHILLI FLAKES / CHIVES)

CHOOSE TOPPING:

+ MEREDITH GOAT CHEESE $2.5

+ FREE-RANGE CAJUN CHICKEN $4.5
+ POACHED FREE-RANGE EGG $2
+ GARLIC KALE $1

RAW SUPERHUMAN SMOOTHIES

 

‘ROAR PROTEIN’ (V/GF) $12

RAW COCAO, CHIA SEEDS, BANANA, DATES, HOUSE-MADE PB, COCONUT MILK, PEA PROTEIN, ICE

+ COFFEE SHOT $2

CHUCK IN:
‘TICKLED PINK’ (V/GF) $11
DRAGONFRUIT, MANGO, BANANA, GINGER, COCONUT WATER, ICE + MACA $1
+ MCT OIL $1
+ SPIRULINA $1
‘THE GUT CLEANSER’ $12 + CHIA SEEDS $1
APPLE KOMBUCHA, RASPBERRIES, CUCUMBER, KALE, RAW HONEY, COCONUT WATER, ICE + WHEY PROTEIN $1
+ PEA PROTEIN $2
 
‘NYPB’ (GF) $10
BANANA, HOUSE-MADE PEANUT BUTTER, RAW HONEY, ALMOND MILK, ICE

‘ANTIOXIDANT BLAST’ (GF) $12

BLUEBERRIES, ACAI, BANANA, CHIA SEEDS, RAW HONEY, COCONUT MILK, ICE

‘JUNGLE GREENS’ (V/GF) $12

AVOCADO, BANANA, KIWIFRUIT, SPIRULINA, CUCUMBER, GINGER, COCONUT WATER, ICE

‘MUDDY CHOC BERRY’ $11

RAW COCAO, CHIA SEEDS, BLUEBERRIES, BANANA, GOJI BERRIES, ALMOND MILK, ICE
 SUPER BOWLIN’
 

CHOOSE DA BASE: CHOOSE DA MUESLI:

- ACAI BERRY
(ACAI, BANANA, BLUEBERRIES, COCONUT WATER) - WISE FOOLS HOUSE-MADE NUTTY PALEO

-- DRAGONFRUIT
(DRAGONFRUIT, MANGO, COCONUT WATER) OR

- ROLLED OATS & SHREDDED COCONUT

- THE PURPLE DRAGON (+$3) - GO BIG OR GO HOME!

(MARBLED BLEND OF ACAI AND DRAGONFRUIT BASES)

GO BANANAS $13
BANANA, HONEY AND RAW COCAO BALL

THE ROMANTIC $14

STRAWBERRIES, GOJI BERRIES, COCAO NIBS AND RAW COCAO BALL

OVER THE RAINBOW $15

STRAWBERRIES, BANANA, KIWI FRUIT, PASSIONFRUIT

NAUGHTY BY NATURE $14

CHOC-COATED MIXED BERRIES, BANANA, HOUSE-MADE PEANUT BUTTER AND RAW COCAO BALL

SUMMER FEELS $14

MANGO, PASSIONFRUIT AND BANANA

THE LOT $15

STRAWBERRIES, BANANA, GOJI BERRIES, HOUSE-MADE PEANUT BUTTER, COCAO NIBS AND RAW COCAO BALL

+ CHOC-COATED MIXED BERRIES $2 + GOJI BERRIES $1

+ HOUSE-MADE PB $2 + RAW CHOC BALL $2
+ COCAO NIBS $1 + PASSIONFRUIT $2
+ BANANA $1 + KIWI FRUIT $1
+ STRAWBERRIES $2 + MANGO $3
 A MEAN FEED (AVAILABLE FROM 11:30AM)

MAKE-YO-SUPERFOOD BOWL $10 (GF)

1. CHOOSE A MILD-SPICED QUINOA AND/OR A MIXED LEAF LETTUCE BASE

2. CHOOSE 5 ADD-INS FROM THE FOLLOWING (EXTRAS +50C) :

- CAPSICUM
- CARROT
- CORN
- CUCUMBER
- GARLIC KALE
- HERBED SWEET POTATO
- SUNDRIED TOMATOES
- LENTILS
- WALNUTS

3. SNAZZ IT UP:

- AVOCADO $2
- MEREDITH GOAT CHEESE $2.5
- POACHED EGG $2
- FREE-RANGE CAJUN CHICKEN $4.5

*DRESSED WITH EXTRA-VIRGIN OLIVE OIL AND OUR SECRET SUGAR-FREE LOW-CALORIE SAUCE*

THE KETO BOWL $15 (GF, KETO)

A LOW-CARB / HEALTHY FAT OPTION COMBINING:

AVOCADO, FREE-RANGE CAJUN CHICKEN, GARLIC KALE, MIXED LEAVES, MEREDITH GOAT CHEESE & WALNUTS.

**A KETO LOVERS DREAM COMBO** ADD BULLETPROOF COFFEE = $20

*DRESSED WITH EXTRA-VIRGIN OLIVE OIL AND OUR SECRET SUGAR-FREE LOW-CALORIE SAUCE*

SWEET BEETS $12

MIXED LEAVES, GRATED BEETROOT, RAW CARROT, WALNUTS, MEREDITH GOAT CHEESE, LENTILS, FRESH MINT.

*DRESSED WITH A BALSAMIC / EXTRA-VIRGIN OLIVE OIL SAUCE*

 LIQUID GOLD
 

CAFFEINE HIT THE TEA

WE USE REVERENCE COFFEE BEANS: LITTLE $2.5 BIG $3

“FULL BODIED WITH FLAVOURS OF CANDIED
FRUITS, DARK CHOCOLATE AND NOUGAT. SWEET
AND CREAMY WITH A REFINED ACIDITY AND MALABAR CHAI
LONG TOFFEE FINISH.” ENGLISH BREAKFAST
PEPPERMINT
LEMONGRASS GINGER
HONEYDEW GREEN
LITTLE $3 BIG $4 ROASTED DANDELION

+$1 FOR ALTERNATIVE MILK:

COCONUT, SOY, ALMOND CHAI LATTE $3.5/4

+50C FOR AN EXTRA SHOT

OTHER BEAUTIES

MOCHA $3.3/4.3
HOT CHOCOLATE $3/4

DIRTY LATTE $4.5/5 GOLDEN TURMERIC LATTE $5/5.5

DANDELION LATTE $4/4.5

BULLETPROOF COFFEE $6.5
(WTF IS THAT?)
DETOX $4
WARM LEMON WATER AND RAW HONEY

ICED COFFEE $4/4.5

+ CHOC 30C SIKK BREW $5
ENGLISH BREAKY TEA WITH LEMON, APPLE CIDER
VINEGAR, RAW HONEY, GINGER

REMEDY KOMBUCHA $4.8

RAW ORGANIC TREATS

 

SEE FRIDGE DISPLAY FOR SELECTION OF TREATS AVAILABLE.

THESE ROTATE BASED ON DEMAND AND CREATIVITY :)

ALL OUR RAW ORGANIC TREATS ARE HANDMADE IN HOUSE BY KAROLINA;

THEY ARE ALL GLUTEN FREE, REFINED SUGAR FREE AND DAIRY FREE.

WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON USING QUALITY PRODUCTS TO NOURISH YOUR BODY AND SOUL,
WHILST STILL SATISFYING THE BUDS. YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE HAVING A GUILT-FILLED SNACK!

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