HOW TO OBTAIN FREE UNITED STATES PUBLISHED ENGINEERING DOCUMENTS

Do you remember your days at the University where you could get all your text books for free? I sure do.
My parents gave me a credit card with no limit and I used it to pay for all my books and computers
because only schmucks and poor people work. My girlfriend, Heidi Klum, thought I was quite the stud
because I always purchased her liquor and we ate at the finest restaurants in my college town. I deserved
it because I’m an Engineer! Oh, and the sex was great.

So through the magic of the Internet I have found a way to download NFPA, ASME, ANSI, ISA, API and
ASHRAE standards for no cost. Again, NO COSTS!

To download your documents which are valuable, intellectual property produced by highly respected
engineers, scientists and technicians who are passionate for the spreading the word of their work because
their clients shower them with money, food and beautiful, sexually aggressive persons of the opposite
text, just go to the following website and log in using the included username and password which are case
sensitive:

WWW.FREEUSENGINEERINGSTANDARDS.TV
USERNAME: DUMBASS
PASSWORD:
THESTUPIDENTPERSONONTHEINTERNET
You’re welcome. Enjoy your free standards. I know my server is slow but keep trying because it costs
money to upgrade my AOL server.