My Frogs and Birds, Bugs and Bats

Tara Strong in Ichigo and the Problem Child

My frogs and birds, bugs and bats,

Squirrels, hedgehogs and two cats.
These are the animals I keep.
At times I even let them sleep.

I trap them inside my big nets,

Then they become my brand new pets.
The hunting in this neighborhood
Is exceptionally good.

I keep them locked up in my room.

They like the dark; they like the gloom.
And every day at half past three
They get some crumbs and sip some tea.

And once a month they get a bath

In dirty water for a laugh.

And when they want to go outside,

They always get a thriller ride. Bravo!

My frogs and birds, bugs and bats,

Squirrels, hedgehogs and two cats.
Bunnies, mice, a quail, and a pooch-o.
You name the beast, I want it 
much!