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Weted ye an erm RAZA OL ae Se BS ane C7 Bee m - < ee 3 BON ee loa yeyLL a 2001 Panini GUIDE US INCLUDES: * Pictures * Semiaccurate Maps *Legibie Text Ste er the Video Game * Lists of Things NG * Warnings + Other Things SQUIRREL EDITION BY BROTHER CLAVIUSTESTIMONIALS Here’s what the experts are saying about the life-changing experience of the PHE- NOMENAL masterpiece, Birdy Brand Manuals Presents the Survival Guide to the Panther King’s Kingdom: Squirrel Edition “Tt changed my life. tis took iva PHENOMENAL Vy masterpiece. My fur was standing on end for hours after I read it.” UC ne te “This book is a brilliant beam of CT gilded starlight, sent to earth by a benevolent super- a being to illuminate lije’s mysteries. Huzzah!” x vi ~SQUIRREL SURVIVALIST MAGAZINE erties erat aets eet tara “Just one sentence of this book will make you convulse with rippling waves of pleasure. thank you, BIRDY BRAND!” -SQUIRRELTEEN SUPERCELEBRITIES te “Its soft, quilted design doesn’t scratch my sphincter. T owe you one, BIRDY BRAND!” “THE FAIRY PANTHER KING Cours ee ci “I was a wretched piece of festering Pree ore ane str crap until I bought this Book. 1 stilt cant read, but just holding this book close to my body makes me feel like I matter in this cold, dark universe!” a stom ose ear OMA “Clayivs Sucks arse! Satirist TE this book wee dying by Ahe Side uti i SoPhed woving CiT Gu fe of “he Poads £ would SPAT on if and kick #7TABLE OF CONTENTS ied Pes Pre yo p29. peide, ota physical table, but atypo of list WELCOME LEGENDS AND SIGHTS...... eeeeneneeeeeee efefel te sles] ( BASIC TECHNIQUES .......00ccsceeenee eee STUCK THE OVERNrEW MAP INSERT AND MY SCRAPBooK IN BETWEEN HERE ADVENTURE SECTION 1: HUNGOVER ......... SECTION 2: WINDY . . SECTION 3: BARN BOYS . SECTION 4: BATS TOWER ...... aoe . SECTION 5: SLOPRANO ........------00eeeeeeeeee SECTION 6: UGA BUGA .. SECTION 7: SPOOKY .. SECTION 8: IT’S WAR .. 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Come on RD BRAN apt RAND Emer trey erode Ck dearth ie pera ne eae es suing pra Hgreamy be ase tos Thanks ds he Be ke Re ene ned havi BRAND Enterprises erg can a in gRTe choot ignore cery dam thing BIRDY BRAND Er rises has hen trying to tll hime the igen cn ie BIRDY BAND Eri D Emer bet ah hE TIDY BRAND Gen eb thermo th args by BIRD BIND Ener bet a agen ork, BIRD someone whe does not happen te bein ‘he room at he dine chen comet nyse reeading athe wedge ame Tec the projec MPP ColurTR SIGNATURE OF USER ‘WITNESS (MUST BE AUTHORIZED BY 4 NOTE O'REPUBLIC RESTO THE PUBLISHER’S GRATUITOUS GRANDSTANDING PAGE Welcome to the maybe the thing with the pages in it BOOK. Which is to say T'm pleased that you've chosen the brand that more squirrels turn to with the turning and spinning around on the thing with the point on the end of it. All of us—me—I am—at BIRDY BRAND are proud of the quality that you may look for the quality to the brand of the book with the quality. 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CONKER'SBADFURDAY 5 | Porhars I should have thshed ng reoney ddan the ‘pilot instead ot buging this book. suPhose 11 pst have +o look af the ‘paPS and Pictures ang St A foam ot chins could white better than these hacks.LEGENDS & SIGHTS SRD SSC Thee PRECAUTION! | nationin this auide is contained in the captions that accompany screen shots from the aame Conker’s Bad Fur Day. LET’S ORIENTEER! INT This guide is divided into sections that focus on activities that may or may not occur in specific geographic regions of the Fairy Panther King’s Kingdom. Although you are free to explore the kingdom at your own discretion, it is recom- ON re mended that you follow the guidelines given next to the maps. DO NOT substitute arbitrary task lists for approved [BE RON GT EEE EE rete er touring guidelines, or otherwise obfuscate official informa- | UNMaRME HTH peani aameeeper ie tT tion through the unrestrained use of marginalia. Above all, |UD UNINUtsule H toutaickttaecty SOMO aera SS no nr try to have fun as you venture forth into the unknown. Note to It Look uP “warginalia” in the dictionary KNOW YOUR AUTOCRATIC LEADERS |THE @==29 FAIRY PANTHER KING The Great Fairy Panther King—also know as the Fairy Panther King, }}4if'y the Panther King and the King—isa lange cat who oversees the oper- 9 ations of the Fairy Panther King’s Kingdom, The leader has a repu- tation for overreliance on his team of advisors and for the inability to express himself clearly or quickly during unscripted events. Its pos- sible that the king exists only in fairy stories. DoT detect the delicate aroma o AVOID TOURIST TRAPS any local attractions cater to the wandering squirrel with a vartecy of exciting and lethal video game challenges. Its recommended that 4g {his the BES ‘you investigate every part of each region or, in the common parlance, “level.” Thorough exploration will lead to a richer travel experience and give you the extra money necessary to progress beyond other wise meaningless checkpoints in the game. wotel? RESPECT THE NATIVES The Goblings are a race of attractive creatures that are sparsely dis- tibuted throughout most regions of the kingdom. ‘The magnificent specimens can be categorized as Clangs, Others and, most impor- tantly, Monks. The Clangs are brave, armored Goblings that are found in or around bodies of water; the Others are altruistic servants and the Monks are brilliant scholars that can hurl you into the air Pe eaeBee AGING FOR SUPPLIES snfronted with a new environment, the typical will forage for nuts or birthday presents. It is to fight this natural inclination while in the Your primary needs can be divided into suste- See=. health care and hard currency. If you maintain “= supply of the listed items, you will finish the game. Tilstany ‘making these ci like So ed ty Chocolate, or ‘Serevtaaing ‘Sauireltalishang fromhooks at I'm gonna lve for~ ‘various locations traughout st sus mat TOE yg . ein emperendey ed koa? 4nack of {sigiesyoranentralie runoutot ives reset thegame. ais like “his. tha-thing! 2) Cishis the pinay form of ex- fereyinthekrgdomandthe “these ae ' yardstick of success in this - 4 ‘eo ane uray ha parked on The g tmane en toyeubutotten "ing ‘3 Youngest matt yoursel WAS with & THE HISTORIC COCK AND PLUCKER TAVERN sn locals want to relax, start a video game or vomit, lly go to the Cock and Plucker tavern by press « Reset Button or highlighting “Quit” on their pause ‘You can avoid the other patrons by moving around S= savern’s main room with your Control Stick. Rent one ce private rooms to conduct your video game “busi- ®=s- or interact with friends behind the bar: After you've seest some time in the game, you'll agree—everything Seons at the Gock and Plucker: A Warm, Unfriendly Atmosphere You il finlitle talking o game play uwithin the confines a the Cock and Plucker, The be exists to provides “menu of game options. Indeed t coud ‘evanbe said that features the tavern ‘atenothingmore thar an “interlace” for activating other parts of the game. “The ouner bought this OFF Some witch | ‘The Cheats and Sound Menus are the central features ofthe freplace Tea a aa tas Se een AS NL oa _ Seles maha eae Se sa | Saeed prt that’s the only reason Z buy “those hha ue’ Drinking 4 Beer! Accessing Game Play in Irregular Order ‘Meltiplayer Allows Multiple Players to Play ‘A socrot Mult aeais easy to find bend ‘thebar. Simpy Press tha AButton to jntora separateroom, Each barren the separate room represents adferent challenge [see Appendix). The games can beplayed cooperatively ox competitively, butparticipants whohaveno trends can pay egans the computer. Chapters “room inthe Cock and FE Plucker contains ait of al the chat lenges nthe adventure game that you have already completed By seloctinga ‘halenge fom that st, youcan play that arto! the game. Playaiga challangein {he Chapters areais different from playing itintheman gamein tht youarenot Foqured to play the oni game Up to the ‘turrenceof the challenge CONKER’S BAD FUR DAYee PRECAUTION! THE KEYS TO SURVIVAL ‘The object of the game is to clear each area and move on to the next, fulfilling goals that are framed by the game story, To interface with the game, you must push buttons that give the squirrel character instructions to perform maneu- vers in the game environment. Your success will depend on your button-pushing proficiency. It is important thar yon master the basic button-to-action relationships and gain a feel for the location of the buttons on the Controller so that you can look at the screen as you play CAUTION read Re eteta tree Tg Pree na Perot oe Creed By pressing the A Button you canjumpinto ‘hear If you wish forthe squire! tojump Ihe hanna frst pres ana the ZButton tomake tim erouch, then press the Button ened Mas vido games frgocivity compromise dndogaiaton the use of Weapons to tesa. inna exp has ‘hotryngpan fs evalal, yucanuse iby pressng the Button ‘Shall T hit sy ov balls? --+- CLIMBING LADDERS & ROPES ‘When the characteris clinging to arape ora ladder, you caninstruct im fa climb up or ‘dow onthe device by pressing Up or on tha Control Stick Press the A Button to release the character from the apparatus. BASIC TECHNIQUES MASTERING THE EXECUTION OF ELEMENTARY SURVIVAL MANEUVERS people. They wil often put the game player into unreasonable situations with litt logic and no warning The only way to propa f Peco bee been ae a Pe ea Try THE CONTROLLER PPC Twa eekly na ee cee eas Rec ee) ‘SKIP SCENE. 100K AROUND, 200M CAMERA ROTATE CAMERA ROTATE CAMERA ALIGN CAMERA USE BASIC ATTACK HELICOPTERY TAIL THING Cliffs andledges are often far apart from each other. Tocover long stances in thea, youcanress tho AButon wl the squire is airborne He ill spnis tal tohover fore short time ke aholicopte. \yatch we tly! idea ual The character must occassionally perform an action thet isnot inthe of functions. Areas where that occurs are markedby alettr & on th When you direct the squirel onto the Bad, aligntbull wil apesr head, Press the B Button to trigger the appropriate action The mars show where the 3( Irecious EMOTES |START HERE: HUNGOVER xo Tok 4,007 Most of it’S in one Plz CWieNGer 6 AGS “1S 5 So eer a AE NTL ing > ale) Woke uh in the grass again. there was this oad fellow loitering about with a Pole Stuck uP his nothing bet hoa atten) felow eifering abort witha fol stick o a dt aa ve ei arse. AMer I Primed hin with Ste beet’ he ctefted the ScraPbock you See | fold me about context Sensitivity batore you. Sif back, Pour yourself a | . cold ne, and lef ne ake you on a little frellthiosgh tg evn Personal hell. FY was quite a of of fun, Actually, but “Personal hell” Sounds ccopnPsllings don’ you think? Have a ice {Pl See you at the botton of the watervall, Mn gargoyle bastang, 11'S a ood Thing TPemenbered ny da, THuSty ¢ying Pan The B Pads are SPifting. There I «WS, Sfanding on This Platform, and ‘Then dynamite and a Plangeh st aPheared—like in a ideo game WINDy AS Soon a5 F got info Windy, I found mySelt cconPleting one arbitrary task ater another. I had fo helP Sone tat bee get her hive then I got lacked in root full of Poo. 11's a5 if £ had no choice in the marten 1S the world thing but a Senjes a chaPFing cays SN | 2 greedy barrels? 34 make a litte rrogras, ‘then I'd have fo go back to tneakv Wind fon W another door of break Some boarys +0 move ito Baa | yet Aecther dead-end yarldies es the comPone locals, but I waSn'+ 400 badly forked. Why does everybody have Such a foul jouth? : g tlatulent little friend here outside The foal boxes are afraid of mice but enjoy SquinrelS—do you tollag pe? And did I on “the tlower with big boobs? Tt youre going {0 wpake 3 ProPel* abot, you'd Pot lags on iY, would ) x7 1 SuPhose Zp not one page, for ‘around on & Pitchfork and af floating checolate _ The? always Sdid if wosld come +o this: roling a big bal Ks * oo ah wP a ill I think he was sPeaking motarhorically, = + Weal. He also Said I'd end uP woking for & bunch of 3 rai es blueblonds, but he didn’t Say they'd be cattish ¥ BATS TOWER T hate walking isto The middle of domestic Squabbles, eecially those ovaving Talking cogs. Sn not a bg fan of boilers with brass feSticles either bit nobody con Sutted me about his gave BRING ME A BREATH Mritpy é SLoPRAND 9 ot the éying Pa. ito the diarrhea— Sil Picking chunks ot Roo Mounin out rg {M0 O» { other hand the big Pile af cha inside had 4 lovely Singing voice My lite aS a fund. A giant fbiley combined with a blender isnf auch fon tur Swimming, but Hf would make a great wedding PraSent. Then, once T wade hy dy ouf, T yas fTeeted by 4 weasel faking a dunk SuPersweet! a Ra O rk a TA A gk deeUGA BUGA No one's ever really Pedy 4 be a father 40 a carnivorous diposaur. This i a Picture of tng ttle boy. He killed af least a half-dozen Ugas during ~ bis short, tragic ite Can't Say ZnS hip wich Sonstines you st have fo ext the coma T fancy iyselt a Squire of action. When Z'n not Macing on jot boarus with qustionable Physics, x kicking Sone big bastary’s ars NR, Itiend 1 also have a Sensitive Side stooky Gregg indy be info all that hiPPie druid craPrbit he got fhe a great deParting gitt. I've bean uP to iy ankles in onbIe Pains eveP Since. When ny Fine cones 4p chal oct of treshly dig grave, hohe Sonaone cP enough Fo blow my head off ith the relatives is a huge Pain in The arse. You have 4p listen 40 duinb SHorieS about Stuff that haPrened 4 thousand yoars ago, and ther thoy rake you eat all their weird too. ~=. tte’d look Pretty coal ip a hooded SweatShiPTgotta do what a a de. Demonic hand Pur + ng bag either: Little ginls are made of Sugar, SPice and sevehal ons of alnaments gust ven Z thonght yas of the nT a Su ‘though wi Rare Now 5’ Iitced fo live like & Xi decides 40 wake 4 Sequel. Crouching Squitrel, Hidden Fairy “Panther 6ONE RED SQUIRREL DEAD ORALIVE. % : 7. ae se = NAME: conker ALIASES: The Big Red o WHEREABOUTS. t see a StagRER.cock and Plucker | DISTINGUISHING MARKS. seer nerly, picodshot Eyes = SEE THE PANTHER RING AT: ONE SPODRY CANYON BLVD Wi1} fs my Poe Shin ene eoaterce rete een are ie USING! "—while playing this game. This section serves as an introduction to the following er—hereafter referred to as “rodent,” “squirrel” or guide, There are many sections you can read on subse- “you"—will improve his or her game play as a result of quent pages to learn about corresponding sections of the studying the guide. It is probable, however, that the play- video game Conker’s Bad Fur Day. Itis likely that a play- er will be enslaved by the Panther King (shown below). What 4 night! 2 was Pissed a5 4 coot! The lads farewell col get bry apona chee ; Tevehber Something about a WP Of Some Such. Blow chunks on Sone fellow in the Street, “ARE CARE of THES WHEN x GET BAC CeaSai HUNGOVER _ SS a at 8 2) ) reals TT Lees ve sutn ine bai teh io) as tT Immoderate alcohol consu pption can sometimes result in disorientation, lethargy and/or vomiting. If you suffer from any of the aforementioned physician 3 Immediate the rugged ter mptoms, seek help from a itioneror alcoholic scarecrow ment will allow you to swim and leap across in illustrated in the overview map, BY b) To WINDY. (seerI0N2) t¥ A, CAUTION A eC] Ce ee eee ee Concer tee ea ed ei ST ue enna eee Tee et ete fall.D0 NOT attempt passage until you are healthy erred ‘Approach demonic sculptures with caution. Gargoyle attacks can result in blood loss and contusions pee ceRESTORING MOTOR FUNCTION Cr eee ete Dh sian ct 15) SR SS Aen gin with a laborious regimen of tasks designed to)|§ —————— a © your basic motor skills. Follow a path to a fenced ntaining vegetables and a pest control device. ® CONTEXT sENsrttlcry ESET] Receive Consultation ‘fo on oe ot Aha Pads—a lightbulb thing gue ott Then a age ‘T have 4h do 8 Press B 4o get whatever it iF want i \ at that Particular moment. try fo think Ne T mbeet sertch nd Sol as 7 re ncigenous to farmland and vegetable patches, where to repels They can ive you valuable qa play infor ‘exchange fr beer and other controlled substances. Fallow crow instructions tolearn about B Pads i EZ ingest Medication Certain Pads provide powerful digestive aids that reduce the afterat ects of alcoholic bev ‘ages, Press the B Button wile standing on sucha 1 to self-adinistor thomadication, You wl Fecoverfulleatthnepproximately ane second Set Diem (One vet Flay Stuth stoPs the Fain. Rohehben to look for ‘hese 8 fads when T fea! chaPhy. T can dink all Tait nog — withort chuck ing on gut rot btn Rikled ‘bur, 400—vhen come back uP Exercise caution wile crossing the vert alannassorerooking gia Mente urpstre Sppendage otal tohebcopter ‘frou tem cuteopong (a9. NOTE Manors an afterefoct of alenoleansumpton Note: Posterion ineans ase aie Ua Gg 192) rk rr) REMOVING THE GROTESQUE Ay) HELPFUL ty tomove upward and/or nar at al timesruing ronda are ovr a over oun severely ts Fo ea oR ot anaes hate a Your plicated d progress is a relatively simple exercise com- nly by an immovable gargoyle. A proactive visit to the key-friendly grotto will infuse you with a renewed sense of your abilities and how to use them agement of The (YS Enply yur ti propulsion system fomanee yer sell ypand over theo Porta famay ‘eure yu tofower your selling acrounpostion Geach em whch yoowl singh Hiaher nto the aay feat your escent 4, CAUTION A at ae ee ee ac eugene TREY Vsvscrectercem, ri ITENDO PLAYER'S GUIDE0 INGOVER EGEEI cooking implementation E223 clear the obstruction oF Bp] Is tacteaetronen ne pe ete erties ial Peer is gop elon Seige sceenernebaee he dors the switch opened (Step 2, pg 20 and anter the 28 fev prolmiary swipes atthe key unt youremember the You'vebeen carrying the entire time Bludgeon tha tay with ‘ogpan to stunt, then seit to open the dr a youmay eave, FFs wot to broaktast anyrore! Employ the Explosives SEE Yau! Your second interaction The big ones at theater enine condi yo ads comes onthe wood pach stave there Gourmet fo SSO aw. & KS SAN giant’ | @ ts gLous...ut The B Pad brings uP a Plunger and dgpanste, Fertect tor blowing «? | anoying bolder that pst what I edn + faPren to fall tron above wihen T's fitted and des | Parate to get hone A, CAUTION A Seat RO ‘Many ofthe cliffs are quite fr from eachother, and many jumps are es CTL eet ee 3) Mo’ Moolan Aber all that SPooky buss later on 2 be able Pick wh the cash bina the gre behind the wena A bare il ae ve et behind the grate, which wil oRen around ‘The Sans Tine T Pick wf 7 Saye mone of that green SHult Seens Poi less 4 worry about that ni thagh COTSra Pa) ata Even the most well-planned, businesslike adventures can be slowed by an unexpected request from a fellow citizen of the planet. Bees are known to be generous with gratuities in response to jobs well done. EEE the queen Bee’s Request Totheriht of your ro spot, Yeurwilnase' age eet rant {al bizer aro sticky spot yan yeu onal the Greate, yeuileam hatitise bee whoae mahasbeen stl Hood sway rom tebe an back aloogthefatnon te ground the itt escotan the wneretouts at tote | Follow the yellowish pathbackin thedirection you just came fram, then go past the sgn enduan ob great & th ‘hook. Good ings come Om fal hooks al pe Aine. Lovely LIBERATING THE APIARY Pertenece tion tae en erro Sn Baers neces | \ Renan rgeer se Santee very, very fast. Follow the path cS me smernceaneea | Managencss, | Dost tte cehbroaegeltn a Sierarbet sas ‘ke the pth the way back to eetly sponte oe Bait 4 econ ELL Sd WATCH OUT FOR THE WoRMBUG THING On the wy to Fick s the ite. don“ gin the hineycant oot. The Wornbug is a Prick, EEN Replace the Stolen Hive SELENE] Contiwecn thopath unt the tive fas back to tho red square with the sticky spot. The QuoonBee wallenter PUN AROUND this yay [eee seule adam criminal wasps. Easy ponoy! ‘ive and reward you with $100 8s ‘ampensation for your service to beekind Note: Maney i often (game. Keep track of how much ‘money youearn) OTe a ESS ISS: reward for accomplishing goalsin thePea DUNG BEETLE EXTERMINATION Ay) HELPFUL ithostte vrminor other such undesirables are blocking our way its otenin our best imrest to remove OUR a te er ne ra aaa ote UA a Over the bridge lies a B Pad where your inebriated acquaintance, Mr. Birdy, will meet you. He'll offer you an item of great importance, and if you have the monetary means and the will to sueceed, he will give it to you. EGE] Manual transaction Me iy has mul oid “What {0Do," whchheinssts will gve you sructolesire, oust phase the 4 ntruction ook to continue on, 30 Complete the transaction to procure saiddacument After youconplete the tasaetona are Brahe wl depart ad the money you pad ill cone bck to youon {sown accord Upon your inti ation of pessig firmly andconslatelya shortinstructnal sequence i siighienesete EEE] Beetle Elimination bow use the singshat ‘Aim the singshot carefully in apparatus the drectionof your intended targets, the dungbeetles artsy Exarcice extreme caution won moving in and around ern ner pet eon ren cee HB sectedon tho four wooden stumps. Beprepared taht the insects twice: once fomave themsto thea andagan to ‘separate thei mesathoraxes ‘rom their mesothoraxes, resulting in thet complete extermination. Dungbeetle removal resultsin the ‘pening o the doar ust above the fightmost tee stump near the top of they area Enter toattampr the section known as Barn Bays. Return later to Windy, 24 DENPOO CABIN AND ENVIRONS BEYOND 2.3 9 sie err ene ner creer mmstances quite unlike the current fees sanitary convictions you currently hold ertainly go to waste within the confines of Poo. is an excellent protective measure against the somewhat distinetive odor signature of the poo area. EGS inside Poo Cabin Ba Wen you'vegones shorts BB tance past the entrance to Bry yl nr Yourgnanane gt you SrenearingPoo Cabn’s fet Stone Wskp othe door to bushi open, then enter et Erusly oral bale to ontar after you check your watchin Bam Boys ITC ENTRANCE FROM POO CABIN. The Trapdoor and the Anvil: A Study BEI Speak tothe dung beetle onduty tomake TO POO CABIN BEI rrorcoments to: apootl tobe elrered St alator gate Wal ovr tothe trapdoor, toting the fghtbul tha appears oer Your Cranumat that time Press Bwathauthonity {ottanfarm momentary into an ana att sufeenthot to apen the dor A\ CAUTION A\ ’ &. & WAG! 45 [eae $A ie GSS 3559 Bela oer ie : . Ee | |, ®ve. nay — \ Sonetines a lightbulb yl aPReah over PASS wel! an an'ea that [EXE Ascending Poo Shaft with B Press B to do ‘Ascending Poo Cabin’ shafts Saathing cles ving ana as smplea ea horzar {al dogmaty or athevise re rom rope to rape ut one PHOS relay B) te doorways, marked To = Cow Pastre” onthe Poo Cabo shalt anram oe comesinto view Helicopter ‘ver tothe dor from acon ‘nent rope and enterit.The oorway canbe reached from heary any ofthe higher ropes ne of wank, gas ask yeahs who an T kidding? FF oft 8 drunk Ang, ‘the Poo gases tum CCE TUT ae ryHELPFUL Prune ui Pa) Po Working hard is the only way to produce results. Sometimes, hard work doesn’t produce the results you want, and that’s when you need other aids, such as healthy, however, ever satisfying prune juice, to get things moving along ‘As you enter the Cow Pasture, lok forthe location ofthe prune juice tis ‘marked with purpolabel that says Prune Juice” inlargo, white eters Mew arocton constant Tocation ofthe sion colocate the Bane em then roveto he Signs et then pasta trough to find a ‘lace where youcan clmb up, Take BRB care toavoe! the bul, Continue tociimd the wooden rags, making every effort to aveid the balls ‘of poo that ae occupying and trav ingalong the same wocden ramps as ‘youate The ramps ae nade ena forall rayelers, especialy if one hugs ‘the wall Jumping the ball of poo alsoquiteetfectve ESESEI Starting the Prune Juice Flow ‘Jump tothe very topof the prune [estar thenmove tothe spo. lumina cle nthe same pattem anid tirection thet the hands of aclock move, agrezment wth theerow shape onthe topof the ap Prune cel bg own the rough, thus completing your direct involvement with prune ee, Ato you've released the prune juice, retun to the creuar field, here a red-white-andbiue arpet is located. From safe distance, nnpoint the ‘ocationof te target, then walk towardit cautiously, voiding any ‘congress with the bull unt the ape o- A] pratemamant Lae yz PROPER USE OF PRUNE JUICE eC ee eet ae may have rather explosive results—use caution and consulta doc rat) Coa PRUNE JUICE ‘sPouT ENTRANCE TOPOO. FRONT VIEW. PRUNE JUICE SPour cow #2 ENTRANCE. TO POO SHAFT ‘COW 33 ENTRANCE «Run clockwise on 4] wnotal Pate {p ofen the { Shigot o\gstpthe Prune X g Howing. The PRR pice thing. The Fie ih get 50 WB se tang A, CAUTION A, Sa Lcd Penne sc een Ca ane eae er er CC Re earn eerf Eg ANIMAL HUSBANDRY SIMPLIFIED 4) Lp ihdh OC ee ec Sry a Cn ‘of Pamplona and other leading authorities on bul ar Sree a ne juice is one of the ingredients that make many poo tories run smoothly. Many modern poo concerns also A\ CAUTION A, on the hard work and dedication of cows and bulls arge animals mean big production, Sen Lh Pet og eee eed they are bred oe immense and incensed, Do not put yourselt EGET targeting the Target Peyote et pew deep weetmetiatent sine, Bal are ot apg yar et Quickly jump out of the way thiendliah annals, T¥e found, Seep eT outs sae tele TE ters After you've coaxod the bllintoit- ting te first target, anothor stu ior trgot wil appear Standin font Ofitas efor, jumping ut of tha ‘way asthe ull ear, When the bl becomes momentary trappedin the ‘wall jump onits back, & aiomraamrenyeaet 3) S Golem AG ay Ae erasers A Cowfotse’s GurbE to BULL RrprnG: 4 eee taro Seared Prtser a itia wrmeon: SYSa0f jst a cock anata tay. There are cous oo 4. Hold o», a. No Stu joke ‘, 3 Steel aay trom moat Hob oh ca Putting the Cows to Pasture A Cs a ‘After each cow sinks the prae juice, wl psitiontsel ver the (gate in tha mile of ta eld where can defecate cleanly Mount tho Bal agai yet dea maura ondam toner ha cay The cow willbe downsized, ratsng another taryet for therelease of another cow. Thee are three cows tobe dealt within ths manne. Ce2.6 anil ay ae ee Cina Upon finding yourself inside the liquid-flled Poo Cabin, do not panic. Once you have discarded your personal flotation devices, you will be able to submerge and/or swim underwater for limited periods of time, Remember to breathe often, ‘Cow PASTURE To POO CABIN SHAFT. POO CABIN INTERIOR: LOWER LEVEL FROM POO Capin Where'd 1 pet thy SPeedo? BUOYANCY AND OTHER CONCERNS Cee Tey CU eee TIT aa FROM 28 __ NINTENDO PLAYER'S GUIDE Self-Medicate Prior to Swimming Standardissue Confidence ils will alow you to abandon your personal flotation devices. Leap upon tho Pdon the fa sie of thebefoled Poo Cabin and firmly press the Button toingesttheaforentioned Dharmaceutials > ®o moRE «eH , ‘0 Mol PLONTY THENGTES ) Boy, am T ever haPhy Aiba nd of these bloody. ~ things. They've baen hanging around sin rome eae y ITP Dees eo Cire eee teasers oe er nese Mo fromthe shaft containing theB Padto thoadacent cooper sare Diet thebottom of he shal then enter teblekhle with pe lowing it Soerootaon Sify satan wl emergent entrance {oPoo Cabin Duos the tele tn Sint the bottom Oreo you oct thehorzontal shat, sin to te sur {acai that shat wil fat money oth se eso abt: er Lee Orai ON EXCREMENT AND ITS FUNCTIONS ))) HELPFUL 11 you are having trouble locating the poo, simply look around some more. Note that ae Ca ‘ov in this game. DO NOT attempt to manufacture your ovvn, no matter how frustrated you may become. % Sxcrement and coprolite—or “poo'—have long been [ESTE Locate the Poo Ball by Windy’s population of dung beetles. Once Poo —— s flooded, there will be a bounty of poo for a J] circumnavigate Poo Cabinunt you flooded, there will be a b f poo for all locate aset of shutters. A poobal ‘il emerge rom them Theale thenbemonpustedas you see Remember to wash your hens tora ardafterfandingpdo Faure todo so my casa sever sora aystanton POO MOUNTAIN DRAINS TO HUNGOVER By positioning yourself on ene side of the poo ballad pressing fem, you ‘may push or otherwase ave the poo balfabout Note that pootikes ta law dwt. NEVER attompt topusha oo ball upa ladder A, CAUTION A, Se acy Te eect ca ny et te ae ota Sc fy a I to the Water's Edge and Discard Holy cris {nce the po ballsinmetion\so0 char, I've got v= Serato iat, ee ay hae pn hha 4 king's Pan- {hewatas look for large, round bie | Sojn jn Poo! [We stn bos paste’. bs thoy . . IST hakes more! t's ES=oZ] Activate the Lever and Unblock the Drain 2 Ike thet nove 4 ayia nevith themed” < magheee icone a eZ Steps Aerione tees (46 dllod wit pup, 27 Utumiiambenaayen — | Gon nel , cause arn to openunder ater, ‘eleving the pondot any remaning (quardso: quart typo creatures O#f {0 Section # ‘ BATS TOWER ee CTT Ta)b) ye ADVANCED POO LOCOMOTION VE eee Cr ieee et Pushing a poo ball up a steep ramp is not as difficult as it may sound. The secret to successfull ramp navigation is a steady hand on the Control Stick and plenty of traction. A well-maintained gas mask will also prove useful SLicGdily Retrieve a Second Poo Ball oo Cabin wll regenerate a duplicate pon all once the frst poo ball has beenromoved from th eatin Removal of then postal al then resultin the creation of snothoy, iden ce, poo bal, This Mace spells worse than the Cock and Hacker's 00. Good thing brought my ask. ea aerrb shaman equate (EXEEF Poo Ball Demolition Uponreachng the epex of Ramp #1 insert theexalsive of your choice insde the poo ball anand pushitoter the edge towaré a large dana beetle, There is NO NEED to uso a8 Parlor Cantal Stick fortis task, asitillbehandled ur you Ly ecm cutscene Return tothe Poo Cabin exterior nd retrieve srother poo bal See Step Maneuver it up andaround Ramp #2 unt you reach the peak of Poa mouth at te topo Poo Meurton to Go ot To ‘pen apassage tits base. een AND € Daddy needs now shoes! SECTION » sho there’ a hundred nes on “a? of foo Moan be e8Sy Yo each ETS tr pero oP of The Poo ball from SieP *.shoe ELIMINATING AIRBORNE PESTS rz) ne Seeger negotiations from a position of power: that “Queen” is merely an honorific title, and. cis the one in need of YOUR services. Exact a fee that ensurate to the task. EGET] Return to the Hive ‘Aftarnagotiating af sum from the ‘Queen Boe, make your way once again othe wasp nest Once you each the wasp nest, proceed to enter the wasp nast. Phares NO EASON to ear tho unnamed mon- ster that sttackodbetoc,asithas vanished, eratt Gun ai tra nce youhave infiltrated the wasp nest (see Stop navigate the winé- inaoathand insortyoursolfinsie the BeoHive'santareraft un. Proceed to Use the gun against incoming wasp fatteckers Keep fring unt the wasps stopattacking Bo Sure fp use fan, of fom thehiveandcartyit back ote ay "Mrs. Queen Beef youre pursued by : angry wasps, stayon the path tothe EF lieben Faun orginal location (Urs ueen Bee's hone) Donot stop untl you "each your destination. ER EaZ] Return the Hive to Its Owner(s) Returning the hive will result ints bing ghtin the place whoreit prov uslyresdedbeforeit was stolen ‘ou illelsoreceive some cash during ‘cinoma cutscone, I yourgriller freissuecesstu the Se “thei cash. ll na \wasps' swarm val iminshin fect Twit osha ty When t happens, omaveyrsalt 4o pan? thon comb 4o comb, GFE dt00 Sinackers?! TET ri goin 4 CON ae 0 Reno!rAl'] BARREL LOCOMOTION GUIDELINES HELPFUL The koy to successtul bar Pa) sim erren ding is propor STEERING, Although barrels are primarily used to contain loose objects and liquids, they have another important use: transporting squirrels down slopes. The cylindrical shape of the typical barrel facilitates its secondary function, EGE Ascending the Slope Ascending the spiral path tothe \Windmil may ba hindored by ris Tous wor f youare caught within a Neue wap cing radioouay ato ub on the Sidewalk lke ‘alent chewing snd stbsequert Pot yas? blood loss. The hazardcan be avoided PraPer gots’ Bysailo pecan ea laa fate acre [EZ Barrel negotiation - Mi Barrel~abarre-shaped creature (ot Some ype of ereature tak relugeinabarel~sits atop acfelor a eS bits ny 'y bottom, with thei raz00-Shanp fangs fallenterte cnteet ie pallor A CAUTION A, Wind Fra service fof $210, Me Barrell give youa ide to the Se eR Steoring the horrelin sucha way that it goes ‘These big bastanas Soar\ and Sah. Why can't thay jst dy to the crcular platform on whch, Barrel sts). bottom th sioped walkway (he ‘walkway that leas from grounaleve Pe Tuten cote te ecard De ee een iae en nnd ‘You should jum ontop ofthe barrel before youre the barrel tothe bottom of thehil, The preferred method fring thebarel vais ‘tearing the bare asit maves down thepath, If you'vant tomeke the barrel gorght orleft, move the Control Stick to the ight or ESE Barrier Removal T a Soo Scaned. I juSt wat {o Say 40 Bert's whin.1'r S000 sort . This was all idea. This a5 ng ec For the barrel to break through the VS> barn in the stream at the bottom of ss a ram raat eter BAe 2te Lee ¥ guatekorenamacre sS Fe ESTAMEN feiss aero Laer ys and TESTE ney ‘continue moving toward the barrier coud HE Are suney ae AS We CONKER THe 9QU impact thet will break the barr. \ of LOML ae ion of Ga Books, novelty Pint cE 1M OFF TO TT hereby boqueath ny caller cr tye Cock and TKE 1M oFF TO hata bees ap te ads a1 re ack nd {asses And Sealy (ean ene ohh th anathor weasel 32__ NINTENDO PLAYER'S GUIDEBUH) A,CAUTION A ¢- ICY HAND OF DEATH AHEAD Le En eee nner sa SICKLE WITH LARGE Death can be characterized as the complete loss of life. GuRvED BLADE A rodent suffering from death is usually considered. ‘dead.” In the event of death, the deceased, or dead, must speak to Gregg, also known as Death, EGE] Achieving Death = Meking yourself deadis nt stilt ‘imply engage in behavars that deplete your suply of Antigravty Chocolate uti younolonger move ‘When you've stopped meving, you are probably dead. Hawover i you stop moving thaControl Sek, then you willstop moving on sreén.in that ‘aso, youare NOT doad) ABSENCE OF SKIN AND EVEBALLS Confronting Deathisneary as easy ssdyngitselt Wart patently nthe netherworiuntl the Grim Reaper appraches you Stopmaniuleing your Controller whiegcinemacut Scene shows you holding a conversa tion with Death ig}. Note: You CANNOT participate in cinema cut on se MEDIEVAL FASHION SENSE *-NaPoleon Conte president of the ail Club, ‘When youre accumulated tals— bic give youextra ives=you can utile the tals tole extralves ut they are gone, TO sare ave the’ ited-ott als hanging o books soit s 2 allover 4the Place. They give ine a lite each Tine JD get oe, Sorcbndy else wit have 1 dsinsoad | at Cea a)SEF BARN BOYS AGRICULTURAL LABOR HAZARDS AND SAFETY MEASURES Ain oats seer TAL pitchfork, for example, sould not be hom life presents a variety of challenges. Beyond the hard work and long hours, one must consider dealing with the disposition of the animals, plants, tools and equipment. Ifa field mouse is overly demanding, a sunflower unreasonably shy ora haystack overtaken by killer instinets, one must deal With the issue in a calm and efficient manner Lee ad HIGH DIVE LADDER (3.4) A CAUTION A De eet oon tte Reece er eet Cette poe roca en nn ot Pe ert cunng A fal from ahigh ledge or ladder can be damaging ot even fatal, Watch your Poe oer terre 34 INTENDO PLAYER'S GUIDEBHM Vii tens tyre two parties, one may offer concessions t SCO on Irn nn nicer aren ts rae Pe ee singer segues coliraon. open she ESP the Trouble with Boxes you must press the door release on the roof. For Tostart your climb to the top ofthe f, you must solve a rodent problem for wo brn, youfirst must hop onto apa of lent requires voluminous amounts of cheese boxes. The boxes must be atrangod her Side to side, endnot stacked. Tomake the topbox drop tothe ground, rustle aay theron pie inthe area val = The box on the as bottom is buggered, Nice bloke, fo, sittance tothe cheese pn after takin to abox named pen hita cheese wedue with your fyingpan then gent being sure trun underneath the hopoing boxes, ee tps tothe pen, themouse podem wil be solved ESET care and Feeding of Rodents \ F & Itisasimple fact of erimal care that rodents y sceeeer a eet > Seach ceneaiemteh hen \ @ + tho redantis gone, ablock wil falinto place allowing you access tothe barn oot. shrmgh toa PU 11'S ath 40 extra lives, stents Ray | vw Fo/ 5 BSS SSE 30X, GUTTER, Roor _—_— 400 i of otk 34 porn Le EZ] Barn Door Release She bars doo The barn door release mecharismis ‘eagoredty alarge square button on the roof By climbing tothe crest of the oof, you wile able to reach and jumo ont the button. Your woight ‘all depress the button Take the money from the roof before you return to ground vel g Gotta like Stendvlit Loot At t T should be able 40 got into the Poo now that it’s 40 o'clock. Pee da yez lind & Shen Clang tor avbileits ) snes Hr vant nae [ Pett G0 blinds Tl do Sonat} ing al hig ese. To BOWLER ROOM (4.7) Air contsnednsohericl pockets own as oboe Fiterautot cond cated algtho shaft the sb Inset Sri ‘xygenatedioulr ows to rot yar ngs before your Stolen withenireversale aso of rowang ition Utiize tho surface Pads to ower th bulb in your batery Operatadilumination heme. he cyclopean eye of the Clangls sonst to concen tratedlight, and the uminaus ‘emission from your eraium topbeacon wil tempareriy stun the aggressor PATROLLING CLANG A\ CAUTION A Achieve upward it out ofthe aeRO aon Ue tor toactvate the topside Pate Caer: Sores see map.Via activation, sent ci pions theleverwalprae access Soe PACS a en tothe shaft leaing to the next teas Section 47) er aa Water contains alack of oxygen or “at” A se ‘esuit in a minor fatal injury o cera OFF To THE BorLER Room! PSS PU aCas QUAFF AND EXPEL INEBRIATES A eee Ce Rs Poe rnh Eo eerina ee ee i Overreaching consumption of the demon alcohol can SSPE Descend the Shaft lead to a loss of motor skills and social acceptance. If you find yourself unable to function at your desired cfliciency, make a note of your sobriety level and adjust consumption accordingly Proceed down th shaft andopen the penngat the open end. alternate lyf the open ons opening has already boon opened, Proceed though the ne ‘penad opening until you aren the open 2 @sx otk +9 THE cals Se OY \ a’ nae ike tt THAT Pa4 HGS ‘ys ‘\ Plowed: and & MN ect kg igo a Fed Futter angen ye I A\CAUTION A SRL tae Ce oe ee eco Ponca vty Leet Become inebviatedby using the pad undernasth the beer ke, then use Your B Button tounleasha steam of warm urine onto the fe demons, ‘thus extinguishing them If you tnd your straam tobe week, pass the 2 Button toapply more urathvic pressure. Geuzzling the hhovch makes we a babe nagney, but nly iv gO bd oo. thers’ air on ny tongue. The 8 fd that cates hangars xt ‘the ten? gauge, and T' going 40 \ need it ts GUIDE ~~ 48__ NINTENDO PLAYE!ESGED Levers and Bricks: Use of ‘When attackedby aba run to@ comer andl the leer tohaltits progress. Once the bar's stil runbeneathitanduse the Button to crush the testicles. Repeat with the remaiing tree levers. EGELZ] Maneuver testicles a ) <5 SMASHENGH nih tht Sonat ip a, - ‘onal! anes fol bagtan Thebalr’s brass testicles canbe manewered much ea poobal see the big bloke, Almost 6 p.28-30), Roll the fest toa creularndentatonin the floor. The second ‘my thenbe used to eliminate an enemy in the doorway. prs ON eT ee as Pee ee Oftentimes the greatest act of heroism one can perform is to sacrifice your life for anoth- nish the game,” you will need to shelve your noble ambi- sgrandizement. ex. If, however, you wish to Flo fom the pursuing aquatic canine AS FAST| |AS POSSIBLE By propeling yourself t higher rate of speed than other creatures occupying the same waterways, you wil give the pursue Typrgencnee arcs ceva eh Sarna Ca)[RNSLOPRANO epg les Le rr A a peau . sroups protesting the reckless depletion of valued resources [5 so "hippies sich groupe should roe with the knowledge hat | WO ae Came he crenvastedschuged vatheanewiputtoue exempted | Mg» THENGS T GOTTA DO by the dung beetles’ makeshift poo shelter and refuge for corn. 3 a ae G Wok corm io the Pay abs 6) Feed doilet Pater 40 the Great Mighty foo & Fovenver to thsh sein thre the i ETO au FLUSH CORD (5.3). lino “he tower G) typi hen MIGHTY POO 4, CAUTION A ete eC er eer cht det eee net Cert] from darrhetic Muy to constipatory Chouno sol COU nc Sonn eer Peat ey walkways constuctnd af hardened stool. and kernels af corn, 50 DEtas DENTITION THROUGH CARYOPSES HELPFUL The beckoning vice r «<) Cy emer ere} Eee the cor tothe outer ene ens aetna the kernels of the indehiscent food can serve as Jentiforms for the excremental entity indigenous to the central pit of feces, Comnmust be struckty tithe latron cookware ora hand of poo. one the aforementioned occurrences ‘mentioned previously tas ‘occurred, you wile able to Soke tecomandarag it into the reservar nthe con {or of thearea, Repeat sx timesat tree locations GEE Aerial traversal of Fire The orchconteratin he gap of the walkway poses a fe hazard, soitis recommended i eupwordift | TheSe Scataconss ane Lis flooded with Poo. fT fal better keet tryin’ to hightall if outta ee {intel ssl cay hoe of hate x do, Fg sean hoidthebit better not breathe through ny ‘povth, sa imaetelon TED OSOS Cees soem SIRE SKS 3g Z Ee Concurrent with the Great Mighty Poo's a region's three B Pads will be active. Only will be active at a time, and B Pad you have fully a B Pad in battle, SANITARY ROLL PROPULSION Wea eet rae or ‘six. kerets of corn nto the cantrally located pool, you will summon the Peco nce en Mn a et eee 4, one of the of the B Pads Il be active once | © @ rouse quire rons | “The nl yo ot 70 wth ole Pte. ey Poston eas nthe sonngposton ona BP hn ess th i alto the ch 5 Buttontobrandsarollo alt pan Press the “Button o sure A good {285 of-a 10 ifo the chaPreister par tral vaativgwegmotin rect yar gets st tm Pook ape chon hos Singing ugh do the Pick ‘routh uel th Poo Gemerges ot onether Obed tentpeat the stops a os —- SS, B. | aS 48 | } Ca) > 35552 bz DRAINAGE AND SEWAGE UPKEEP OE ee Os Simms ec ear ne aL eientatet Tn Se seers Aroll of sanitary tissue administered orally may lead to nausea. Upon the Great Mighty Poo’s ingestion of a sixth roll, the aforementioned Poo will sing a note of such discomfort that its Frequeney wilbreak the gas of an ertwhile nacessblr00m. Sy aig can EEX] Proper Flushing Procedure | 0 bg the woney Qretesotha tes nce il hho Pe dn Yoursaltonatdteneyoperatae Colest ° the aPaint ’ ‘the monetary funds inside, then jump to pull the uf q Steamrceteee™ C y OC( O L GS EEXEGET sewage Pipe Entry Upon fushing the Great Mighty Poo, theeentral reservoir wil rai allowing Scat the seer pee lump tothe ledges unt you have descended ta the ledge itbyalantern Enter its passage toproceed to, the Sewer Pipes Ty 44! Dp ay (MP. Poo will always be +2.) (+) bey ee ec eT CT eames Sore The aqueduct pumps a compound of hydrogen and oxygen that is a common source of wetness. The underwater propellers that imaintain the flow of wet ness are fatal (0 the touch, so secure the Extra Tail hanging at the entry in case of death. FEXESEI Rotary Blade Enter the Sewer Pipes by going intoits entrance via dvngintoits ‘entryway. Swim upto each fan and stop, DONT swimnto the blade ‘soas tocut yoursel inal. Instead, swim past the blade without eut- ting yourself inhaf,Do soy stavoning yaursat infront of fen and ‘swimming trough the moment able sweeps past you A\ CAUTION A, SO ‘The halving ofthe body by a razor-sharp fan blade isthe Teno nvetereas et oe A Tin halt The Squirrel I used 4o be. 52 LeesCTIONS SLOPRANO EZ Ascension to the Bluff ——— ey Wilt the endo the ylowr anc streak, then propa Yours nan urea orr ashanti jumping) oreach the {ging roe. Cimb the ropo othe peed Ae ing on the eden gras pce a couterleck ise rection toms ‘hororlungblaes Jump vinenlaerears You StS grand ust fo got acruss? 2 PST Pt Ht on my tan? ~ ‘a WEASEL DECEPTION AND BRIBERY tae Oe i Sam a ee ern se Can’ SMT Nee MT a If you do not possess $1,000 to pay the entry fee, you must collect more money. Exit the area without having to circum- navigate the rotating blades by walking along the circular rim and jumping over the fence marked "Danger! Poo!” Payment and Admission “The adder leading from Step 2of5.4|see Stap 205.4) oad tothe im ang tote Bt. Tbe edi om ther oe eds totwo weasel vards Pay then’ $1000 and convince them that youre paciydermof the eleghant variety tosecure entrance ta tha subse (quent area that subsequently followsrnext. ‘TO SEWER PIPES A\ CAUTION A en te POU ane eon ee) Pret nee eg nets OFF To UGA BUGA SECtron ¢ Ht you could See py a how Photoge 8, you'd as, CONKER’S BADFURDAY _53ASSIMILATION AND RITUAL IN PRIMITIVE SOCIETIES a: % j ert ee ei ner een nen Ee oo nacre eee Pr ecros Bien The typical denizen of the E terized as rud pethaps the rest fauna (e.g, pred lava fields). Any Tunnels can be charac- d aggressive. This behavior paradigm is I exposure to dangerous nd hostile terrain (e.g., roduce a new member to the +trtGs To bo: Fo 4p the “oh of That re EO Pai testing bagged down the ha » Onan rete @ quash “he baby i 2) Clear the avagonhead FRomcouscum | 4 Ox cee @) Itave a P00 & Rescue Bern ELEVATOR 5 pues A, CAUTION A, Se eat Tee ea ee ee that ignite fur and deplete chocolate See rT Tom Pe ee en et eo Coe occ en ir reseed ae eer pees stone creature Pe servig Hair or | © ‘prot att bomb & ghned a bit & (fin ny em 13g back arse ose bane is @ Show duinb ase wes een ed Hs.(Al PRINCIPLES OF REPTILE AVOIDANCE a ee St Samm tei ier tae betta neti _ Velociraptors are usually considered to be among the more intelligent predatory dinosaurs. Many paleontologists, how- ever, have broken with this mind-set, theorizing instead that "raptors run around in circles and attack without discretion, Enter the Raptor Thoroughfare BERRA] There are two possible deections you an goafter entering the Dinosaur Tunnels: forwara and backward you choose tomave forward, you willbo Fequired to traverse muitieveled temple structure. Prodatory, tinosaus area salient feature of the temple's exterior vation Dinosaur attacks my compliate Jpureims ote ope the tot, ming anomie recom eitatges onedconart ih thotoptos oot Specialy, you Sholdjune ten eleoter avy iroman approaching apt: te Rodos andng doorways we eaten bat relize extinction wits Seransl. 5 Pretetted the bit with the lage breasted Flower When you wake if 4 +he “pr ‘they just ‘Throw woney A yom , \ Me gya . ; i AAS were ONG EGE] Ascending the Temple's Exterior Walkways ® ¥ : l AA irevsettertenraeiwoystiese 3° FOUNDING HEADACHE: exception this les non yu Y enter the ten through doorways ouenter doorway, you will med ately ext a doorway one story above y ce you. lnorder for this to occur, yourust ? enter tho correct doorway thet leads tothe loos above you, Tho temple must be ascended through Alarge ornamentin the shape of @ feline head sits atop the temple, Stand near the ornament then leap froma Tie Oily ST discovered this Sheoranene agit apse oPackpg ably 0 tn ate ohn ress Bo ratrm nrotal bjectS. IFT keeP boating ftoantron anv Youre advised to si v take any cashin the vicinity before his idol thing dow by hitting 5, completing the task Ay keah Playing “he game. TTT Ya SECTION 6 UGA BUGA |'h oct of the Poo for nae zZ ‘ tea THE IMPACT OF HEAVY OBJECTS A) HELPFUL while the tows of physics show that the woight of an object does not determine how fast wil fll, orl Ch a eee en Set tea Leen ee ed The opening of some passages requires the discovery of» swt When one wishes to clear a path that is blocked by obstacles EEXCUEE opening a Passage with Force lever thor passages makeuse feyorkeyeate Inextree ce or hostile parties, a common solution is to blaze a trail with | Bn) st20005, you canuse force to tgce a large vehicle or heavy, but mobile, object. ‘The force of the vehicle or object will cause obstacles to move out of the way. BS 2r2ssa¢0 opening In those cases BN) rest testo or pize ic A, CAUTION A Sayoessue dente + HOSTILE ROCKS: Sa mae Oren cermin net et ect {oyou, the recommended action isto tur and run Hog! Novel 215 & big hock and’ hobded oor oy! Unlucky Sed! When ooking fora proper rock torol through a passage, tisimportant to idontfy the actual rock amid the oled upRock ards you approach and push the rock, twill olineampliance with yout action Hf yavanqeeacha Rock’ rd, itwiloffer resistance, EELEEI Clear a Path with the Proper Control of a Large Object = By sting argarok rom the = eran hoot Sl cy across Sheps spots tn Ak rds you il oan eprocdire that wl routnclestnga patho the next ore Conve fons therodk Glaeser aa te ‘nel At tht pont erat gr inomestan aoe toni 56 Loe “oe of[x3 WHERE DINOSAURS COME FROM Pa eee eit There is nothing more gratifying than watching a new life begin, even ifit is the very short life of an Uga-eatin large stone dragon to advance i Quickly Ent Cee a RY Dore aes meek ers oe rT Upon entering the chamber ofthe ant stone dragon, the frst recom- B) ‘vended actions to walk around the B] ‘ight sido ofthe statue, as you face Fan appraacha door nthe walt vepreach hi oe ‘pen automatically allowing you to ‘xt the chamber Anarow,isodpth ins route lene aber ang toa fpeeqo Sone Us ppt thepath nay arbor coat wi theo once Agus of hapa a fleet mare F Bra hone shod sew tooo what dya EEGEI Act on Maternal Instinct know? i = orked! ca . With boost from a tablet reading citizen, youcan reac the top of the 9g, Press the B Button to siton the agg and bean thehatehing process. When the egg hatches let thehatching follow you | © \itios, mona THiS is absoblondgictol the oddest Thing. Stay justin front of ‘odnosaur hating tomake sure thatt follows yu, theniead ‘around te curving pathto the Dragon FeesaHoom Leap and leapt: ovr Ugasin Yoav Thay T've eval done. T hoPs the lads at the Cock and Placken ) VN > Son don't $e wind of it. ars | CTT Yaya ADHERENCE TO ANCIENT RITUALS at Pa Es uals, such as dinosaur sacrifice, can appear cruel to ed observer. In fact, they are usually accepted and even relished by participants. Sacrifices to primitive reptile gods are particularly fascinating and unpleasant 4, CAUTION A, ODEN ny a een ead they come into contact with flammable object ike the bushy tail of a squire, the results ae painful and possibly fatal = Here Hf comes! The Poor buggep dist te ht hit bin! Well lite 02S 0». The inPorfair thing js that 5 got what || Tneeded, > DINo Gos sQuzsi MIT gotta do is raise the weight by tig ‘he rn the nit ee | , Se ' [with the arrow onit and the, = 4 Press the B Button near the stone sib where the sacrifices to take “the dinosaur iS on ) > pas terktavalpanlattmneserhamercrerseate YANN once tho dnasaunisen the ater, Wy ‘atapult When the mechansnises, ring the dnosaur € the sab, |, Shit the other Panel. splat pam d : ee . } oes * EEA Execute the Ritual 0) eww > S Ss ; ? ae y er, \Whon the nosarisin place return WA 9 ? tothe BBittonPadandaect your R €ataplt eon another wa pare Wen yout the panel the mecha nism setungotf chant ven that wal ado the fstering By ol he serial rosa Till nae my baby “Fatty”EGCCED introduce Expectorant The tongue ofthe dragon statues coatedin mucus. Spring tothe top of the statues nose and dropintoeachnostil, applying popper by pressing ‘When the dragon sneezes, the mucus wl clear rom the tongue Sey of the throat, you will secure their allegiance. EEN Throat Culture Survival Upon entering the throat of the dragon statue, you wll encounter ava tty of dangers, theleast af which isnot acolleeton of swngng wulas. ‘The key tosurvivalis to walk past the uvuies when they are at the peak | ofthe swing Collect Uga Effects ange. ‘they wil follow you and do your bing. do fo naka this guys SP fitting ne 20 401! . pth 6 what 5 need 7 i: Greenbacks! aa 5 got bucks on the back of 4he Statue. a-ching a : oer The main benefit of exploring the throat of the dragon stat- uc is the possibility of collecting an object that you may use "to endear yourself to the Ugas. If you survive the dangers Fa] Exit theback ofthe throat to the gg Room ‘where you wil dscovertheheaddress of hen you wee it among the Ug, a er eter - QATCH FOR BoGEYS! Miter T Poprer the astris of that nasty y Statue, the Snot is LS sting to ty themed world respond well to their own kind, By wearing seein a A, CAUTION AV De Rae Uc) ent tt ts Pee Mr Ses ca Emerg rom the throat ncaveperson ate. Your hat wl gran you the thoy fovaly the Ugaesndload tam tite etzance to theock Sole, Make sure your gang forms acahesve unt CSS aAre you eddy fo rock? [A] UNDERSTANDING THE MOB MENTALITY ig y ah) HERS Scars ear is quit flattering to most people and squirrels, and googly-eyes and perky ears Te eta ea er eT caret Sometimes, even the solitary squirrel must join forces with other creatures or cavepeople to achieve his goals. It is best to try to look like people or creatures you wish to join you in battle, if battling is your goal. A\ CAUTION A, Se rd Slowing, orange rocks may occasionally fll rom the sky as one slowly Dice acer reenera meee) may cause severe discomfort and deatlike symptoms. “This big boslder-bran ee 4p “Pebbles” now! i eit Approach each Rock ad cautiously with theintent of not astrbing any of G) thecothor Rock ards unti such tme as yous to disturb them, Ht each Rack ar soly with tha frying panto ‘Sonal to yout compatriots todo the same. As each Rock ad oxplotes, commence beating the next Rock ‘ar epee ntl Rockets are reed Att youand your dod animal-‘hat eingasstantshave depose of al of the Rock ards, discuss your situstion ‘with tho daormah One the doorman understands that you and your lan wil ‘ot hesitate to terminat shim with extreme projudce as yeu dds elow imac i Nenbers onde grt your ember right here! TENT[ya DANCE CLUB DECONSTRUCTION 4) HELPFUL wor vernig nya oes ene ii oD, Shame est Coe ee a ‘minded patrons. Party poopers and wallflowers are easly spotted Hard rock’s decline left quite a gap in the underground culture of the Rock’ards, but the creatures have since filled that chasm with the big beats of house, trip-hop, acid rock, techno and disco. The rave-style clubs ofien employ bikini-clad go-go dancers. A, CAUTION A aye ene a aed ‘Male Rack’ards are belicose creatures, and their combative tendencies are Cri ape reinoe cat rene eras Seen rete ‘Walk down the ramp that leadsinto the cup below. Koop walking around the clob ntl such time a youlocatethebar area Refrain from partaking of the ke’ contents and instead locate the big rock behind the bar Rol the rock up the amp you walked down and eaveit on the ‘itch just past the top ofthe ramp Or Ca, Bf from thekeg tof yourblacker, ieeteeiteon 2 Do a orr THE Gol dle door onthe saree tac ) ¥7985 By The me A Zroungthenyarsiton Te (keg {0 ank mg ock ard wal curl nto‘ bel (CY Press B by the PushiheRockardtrcughthe —\¥ 4 Goruntnasteamoturne.” — ~*_) chess-nalked 7 Ast aid box by Pe Hav oo shelong raised BEC ~LA BD vant of “the ie ‘hoor 4p Sober wh \y DOORS swircH ‘Sober vente thie oo then pus the Rock‘ardup the ramp éarefuly avoiding the go-go dancers. he lat slopes very steep build Uupspeed before attempting topush the Rock ard onto the switch AEE urine, Berri’s out The other two doorson the dance flor will open after the second switch s activated Return tothe kag torefil your later, hen push the other two Rock ards nto the other two doors to open Beis cape. g Cok, HARD CAstE ‘nag a bundle 0 green (rom the caye at Ter Berti has let Ht. 61SAFE AND SANE COMBUSTION go Soe Eyed ae (let) Crime lords, or “godfathers,” are often distin- guished by their acute ability to make offers you can- ot refuse. Such refusakdefying proposals include offers to sleep with the fishes or wake up with a horse to receive death by baseball bat agreements (o deliver explosives Goodfellas ny Sweet bushy arse! ‘CAVEMAN PYRAMID Walk off Par? early Ao Save Tine Why 40 2 have the “Mission: TwPossible” ‘heine in hy head? A, CAUTION A\ oer ft Se ati Memes ed 62 LeeksGHARLY Cx ACHIEVING EQUILIBRIUM IN MOTION VE a eee eee ee Tae asrvp ton herr ea Urge on cm ps i hy SNE Seaaienmmermee iO poe THE Gat " Then the Hoh gun ting Ay APO = gota tay oot ot een rec a th toh or “the Shotlight. 4 the bridges and Se the & Fad 4p knock them down. CTL Ce wa Me te reer Sacre Coens ee ECL TC ‘The toworishelduprightby fou supporting baams. As younavigate the tank aroun te tower, you willhavea clear shot at eech of the ‘boams Uso th tank's cannon todestroy the weak sectonat the base at eachbeam aie onal enemy Tec, [EEE complete Tower Removal [| et OPERATING THE SIGHT (THF + 8S = HoistnenDetontovew te targer Press te | arter alow toe soports are destroyed, th tower wl al With ®@ = topardootioncenttorstozonmnandout. | themisonconplet,oray ost am he across avis gay Barchgovs Opsnjinphtcsikse at wads torent ane COC a a)Cal] UNDERWATER THREAT ELIMINATION Pa) Fg ee ee ee = Ci SOT ei Peet cei set eet i Inverse Phase Sonar, submarines fire Teddifunkin U47 PTESRRETe ilental Ball Missiles, Wh ih les I: ch, th SUBMARINES: xcontilental Ballistic Missiles, When the missiles launch, their a targets are locked. ‘The process of avoiding missile fire requires ee that you move after each launch, Une ain wy TURRET, Intelligence Briefing Tho gir atthe conte ofthe plat formhes an unisual amount of information about the enemy attack, suchas the missle types and that targeting systoms ak {oherforamissin briefing, than begin the process of eliminating the submarines. Go tothe dack closest to the missl-fring subs fan look fr a Pad [EEE counter missite attacks ' After locating the origin ofthe tes, missile attacks, run to the pier B) SUBMARINES rl % tare dower io thoes (BY SUBMARINES mae Wat anon mae aa isnen tan abe tonto you have o do — the per and activate the B Pad. meen bs tla abzoka e entigh tPePowel The thedarodha oblast al tot gets. Repeat the process unt al 2° don. You Should avoid hy Sthmannes re destined wisi, 4o. That's [St gond conan Sexse ta DISMANTLING WAR MACHINES «<) HELPFUL While batting a massive war machine built for large-scale destruction, a good measures to fire on the CT Sa ee te er The enemy can sometimes wear the mask of friendship. When a perceived “inno- cent” becomes a threat, you must alter your understanding of the subject and act accordingly. A good first step is to retreat and rethink your approach. ESRI know Your Enemy uted aut, She 4UHS 3 ranvaging Phe Once the submarines are eliminated, the itte girl with the knowledge of enemy weaponry wil reveal herclt asa psychotic puppet con twoled bya gigantic stffedbear. The recommended reaction to that revelations torun away from th creature as quckly as possible (AES)SUE Na Ee. MERLE ek yeu teow [AMMO aie ives Toquredtoconbatthogant az. Ce eee ee ae Use thecoveredcoessapiece” MUCRMOR Cue Cone ties GTC Tondo rom the attecks, then sriveout fromthe cove when you ae prepared to fight. m (Sea ie Controls in 9) “f= rst Thit the weatonslthen I hit the hrhet. | The last Shot goes +o the target on it8 back, op i 'S EEE Eliminate offensive Force Ater you destroy the machine's ‘woapana and you thon fie on the Duppet, te fei al turnaround tovxposea target it the target taharm the Ted wil move on to thenext round af weaponry. ‘There are threeroundsinal After that, the Tee wall collapse na heap andnew events wil occu ‘The Tei will employ three ferent types of frepower inthe battle. It begins with machine gun, then switches to lasers and nally fights with furgudedmissies Knock the weapons from t hands, Bow cats Exit Strategy ‘When the gant Tis eliminated, the ast action of the puppet wil be ta sot te soif-dostuct moc sriam‘or the entregamo area You wilave fur minutes and30 sec~ ‘nds toleave before the area txplodes Ofcourse, there willbe ‘many deel obstacesin your way. Start by droppnginta hole. ENouGH Witt THE EXtLosz\Es! TFSt thoy Blow uP the nk Then they Sot the ihole Hace fe self-destruct! Enmgh abendy Cae) a)tara TIMED LASER AVOIDANCE STRATEGIES 1 Eee meee et meter Cet Cored Co nee ee Surrender is not an option for the relentless Tediz, ‘Their only choices are either victory or the lint pile. Remember: they are at their most dangerous when defeat is imminent What a naze! FROM GIANT TEDIZ EI Sourelsscury but they don't Oftencraw. Yau must use that ‘neuver to pass along stretch A\ CAUTION A, of asers. After jumping over the firstsetoflasers press andhold IDC theZ Button todiek, then start ‘moving to crawl under several laser beams jus let of tcentar of thehallway. Video game lasers are quite deadly Contact with them ausesafemporry ss of conan permanentess Sor a a YowCH! stop THE HURTING: tiho'da thought that So much Pain could be caused by light? Well that’s nad Scintist achnology for you! After upc algae wlan atone creche Tae em 1H YSG rowrwith thehelcepter mansuver. ye ESET Eliminate Enemies with Haste EXELZI Use Superior Firepowor ee S en : nthe of yur route hau thebunka youl rcaunter two Upon eating the st oom of he bunk you wil ncounter agraup oz Switch t.guns with the B Button art ten the Test hove, of Tez Your weaoon wil switch artamatizaly 10 aRapanen Spo thay approach Nest climb tebox and crawlunder thelasere, your enemies from the topo the boxes, starting withthe Tez on Figh perches. PEM aesi2) Ane WAR [aKa MAXIMIZING ESCAPE PROBABILITY Pa) ad er rapt iy rs A military incursion cannot be considered suecessful until friendly troops are safely extracted from the battlefield. Commanders may find that insertion andl penetration are more pleasant than withdrawal Os AN OUTTA HERE! ther’ nly 0h tighting that - © rel can fake! When the Tediz on fe Erun and T dent lank back: A J — dingy 9 EGER Patrol the pes LANDING CRAFT| A\ CAUTION A (Bete sate ocueeanes ert better gtteaiat ty pre a ‘After eallectng chocolat atthe topo the beach, you must proceed to the water. Mave swiftly but cautously at fist, and target enemy Tedizas they approach, Make a Beach Retreat ‘After clearing away aconsderablerumber of Tel. the recommended next stepis to runs 0 thelanding craft whe avoiding the Stream a bullets andthe buling numbers of enemy solders THIS NEVER ENDS WELL Cea)SECTION 9 | o.| SNP eas (a(S Ue ae te a Modern criminal behavior is driven by many different \vhy wus 1 Pb the social, cultural, economic and biological factors. Although a pal ReSetv8? given squirrel may not exhibit a biological predisposition to *s Commit criminal ats, economic factors can drive him (or, B2eMSe TRAYS increasingly, her) to rob and/or steal. A desire for material whe" The Weney ‘wealth is often preeminent among the economic factors. POSTWAR WINDY SCHEMATIC To OUTSIDE FERAL RESERVE FROM IT'S WAR & THINGs 40 dO" Qi took around tha wil \ ‘y) ack the Foral Reserve Bane Si A\ CAUTION A, | wets | sila boaeties | ah ng See We Papel ath ei tell ry dan (rae te allan “rash + AMORAL ALIEN KILLING MACHINE ye aS betes phen Guess 1'l| SleeP when I'm dead! ‘00 Squrrel Tal Roe Sarving Hai ofthe og every rit PS ekBE = CRN POSTWAR REORIENTATION TIPS Pe team ‘To understand a criminal’s motivatio stucly his environment. There may not be opportunities for gainful employment in an established video game world entrance, forcing him to earn money unlawfully EET Assess Disaster Area ea - [are Lee LS SE Ea nym. I you ae looking for alandmark and cannot find, It might have been destroyed, it is important to Veterans ofthe Tez confictare advised not to expecta victory cele- brationin the Windy region ofthe Kingdom. Proceed to the wind entrance area for anir-depth briefing on the situation. EEE consuit Fellow Veteran EE Pole te cutie he nance TOINSIDE to the former wands! should ac FERAL RESERVE (9.2) {ate rounon witha fallow votoran, Const the veteran taleam mare about the windmils whereabouts. jan't realize the PIG ©» CONDEMNED STRUCTURE Tain wats ovcellet Corton ns was SPaing 4h reece rea Vow 5 wy ba bee ites ester EGE carefully investigate Collapsed Structure my Proceed with caution trough the wind- Spialranpuntlyoucannolonge descend ton np to the basement oor ofthe forma structure 6x the src rough aal en tntranc Nate hanging om hein milertane to the besemen ors rotraconmendad When you merge from the cave nant. yu vdieo Stet tna weasel wearing S- dlases A short ngotation wth the B ease vi provide you itr emsioy ment Proceed thous hereon thors tobopm yur seb an mene aks 9 Thibk ot latex. CET ae yeSome criminals have reported experiencing a heightened That Tas-bo video sense of awareness while they commit acts of violence. The really Paid off for Bory tyancelike state is sometimes characterized by enhanced ‘She could only jam? oven agility and increased re $0 lasers beth, EEE] Eliminate Guards through the Barrier ‘TheFeral Reservas adopted afourstage, laser security envelope wth supplmentary weasel dete trap musta bach stage of socurty quads to progress to {honoxt stage. Actvatethebads ohind tho pilasfreehanced moor futon @ 6@ @ . @ on cea, @@ ee @« « @ ee oe @ Sh S565 4S @ hres THE LANDING! essing the B Beton intros oy aineady excellert agiity 10.4 state ot subline waguiicence. Mg ain a0 inbroves, but if doesn’ Peally need inProvensit Press theB Button wile standing behing any pla toiitate an arch- The ferred metod fo guard ination imalos shooting te ing, sideways leap to the opposite pila, While ight, you willbe able ‘unt urn wl hava aganal shat yt easy and Bo not rly ‘target wan tneLontrt Sick she with the Button, nthepilarstopeatect you Guards may destroy them, © @ G]q © @ Tying Squirrels can kiss wy arseCRMs SECURING FINANCIAL PROSPERITY & 4))) HELPFUL won ou aro paying his video game theres ned tit your money wit yng oe ETE ae eee Criminals can become captives of their own success. Once they col- lect the money from a successful heist, they may discover that their actions have cost them their friends, family and lovers, All they are left with is the company of fellow miscreants, INSIDE THE VAULT ‘Money callectionis th critical sagen any bank robbery. You should it atleast three bundles of cash with your frying pan toiiiatea lengthy ‘ma cutscene, | SBeeerswee ; One Zill ion an 3 X (akxT Spa) : é MES tS mor wey a d i o ORES Bnav H hfe ih the last tine r 4 trust ap eyil- Ig CAMo0n weasel ELE open exoskeleton Closet ‘When you find yourself in mortal jeopardy aftr the cinoma cu-scene, ‘quickly pul the switch on the threne to opan a nearby compartment Timp te the compartment then emerge nan armored gxalaten. PRET stow! Oe a ee)EE a FINISHING THE VIDEO GAME 4») HELPFUL When you are done playing he video game, try to spent a little time inthe real world. Go outside, if you can Oe a ‘Make new friends. Then buy more quality products from Nintendo and get back inside the house. It is an established convention in many adventure video games that you must fight a final “boss” to com- plete the story line. The final boss in this game is a large alien, not the Fairy Panther King, = A, CAUTION A Oe Seu one Rance ear ene eieesenee:. Exel ‘The spacesuit is apowertul armorod exoskoloton that both enka Pe OR nay se ee tet Soe Le eee een oe ee co i Seam HEEGET bouge and Block Alien Attacks ‘Thealienhas two dstinet attacks 1a sweering tall attack and) lunging bite attack Jump using the AButton a avod the tallattacks. ‘Block with the Button to stop thebite attack Render the Alien Unconscious MOVEMENT/ ROTATE TO SWING ALIEN Propare the creature fr attack by blocking oneaf its bite attacks. ‘While te aben s dazed, repeatedly press the BButton to knock it unconscious. Move behind to claspts tal firmly in you pincers EEN Dispose of T - What about the Aue coal siktoseesnosncstystoes outs YRS cheats, eh? remoso lesan tiwanoakAopatthesonetineetmes, = The CHEATS! 2 Sling bastard’s face on the thind go “Round. Be aggressive. B-E aggressive. USe the jet Thingies fo close, then 4hy a quick black fol- 2, loged by blazing bursts of furry fiSTS of fury. Fl : haben for you. TC-B, Baby! (Takin’ Cara Biznuss) Aaa SHE KING ET Sek IS there a Sequel fo this fine OP do T ust sit ee On ny 4PSe forever?MULTIPLAYER AN EXPLANATION Mind ua FOR MAKE- Tabet FIGHTING El si ie Sear na a Pan 5, enna or quiet weeping that may oF may not rest ame tests of skill accompanies the y me on your Nintendo Game Pak. You e main game, You do not have to finish the main, k casks behind the bar in e you play the Multiplayer « lucker. The games exist to provide value- are incompetent, you may never finish the le Piggy = This little Pig attacked ho Anger inabagenont a Pig Sticker Problems CoNFIRMED tEbrz KrhLs DiC WAC UT aC ET AR AT eT yar yer BET JC AE AC x Dee Ser DAC J Jy Jr He ) ‘ § \ ma 5 4 S J © APERSOWAL Note FRom tHE KrnG Dear inferior subjects — hao yo eno ying these gas a5 wach a8 annot hohe Yo equal ny level of brilliance, ‘aks note of ig sight to Ps the KING sith —the Fave Cee a)a SETUP = Sh sivcnbeaisslia td me MODE ea Ce + 4 PRECAUTION! GAMES: VARIANTS OF Before any game can be played, you must first opt to play a game with cither a single player or many players. Note that to play with many ers you must have a Controller for each player who wishes to play, Team Games Team games are those thet raul two or more pecole fo workin tandem withone snothortoachevea spect goa Theprsnfiison your teamis refered to feretoforeas “teammate” ‘Theperson who s against you alle referradtoas the bab 4o view 1S. The boys! raise a f ? abr THE RADAR: “solo” servingasamodtiee =. Vg rpN tothowoed games: you tavemarethanoneplayer, A ‘etananngniyes “ euldwatehesclopay- vsks.-4 or play, applauding when o~* Exbyzts sopra. RULES AND ETCETERA Before a multiplayer game may be selected, the participants must agree * on standard rules of conduct, If rules cannot be agiced on, the player who ‘owns the “G: ne Pak’ should be allowed to make the final decision, The ‘the nile Ou ube Upon entrng the option ‘ a sz Hepayar vie Je iN be let le Ped bi a ‘bl to determe tam , md tae homo of of ttle OTe rivals by wey of purple ote: I in 6 bre ar ‘lobule shaped cons You fr Noe ive willalsobe afforded tho opportunity to select the se your player character witicte shovia Probably Thegane wi pee [lea ord ie ot 7 son where Noteitatssit® [EM | youpiced iSasnotened {ater te ocd Statist andnot an order toget Accuracy Samathing done Hits shots taken = with du haste, accuracy smitten by your hand ‘were smitten, Kills Deaths Acount of those ‘Acount of times you Like +his isn’ obviou Head Shots 3 7 phe est ere Me Acantotheads CAST T don"t have th nee smittenby yourhand Gregg every tine £ bite if | |9 PPTGAME SETUP OPTIONS Upon selecting a game, the player will be confronted with a myriad of choices relating to game play. Some options are available only in certain m games, so if you cannot find a desired option may wish to select a different game. OF you can Ikiplayer 2ST 40 Play Fartect Dark, SU-01: STOPWATCH ore re en ee ee Xan terre ey eee CS a See pe teed The ills setting allows you to end the game wen one player reac mined number of kills. Qnco the predetermined number Peres ee SU-03: SCORE The °S” setting, which represents the word "score," ends the game Sein tem ee ee rr er ae eet Parle nti gener ere Sr eco ein en The Lives setting lets you contol the number of lives players are RG near eso este eee CRC cae py ene en Rue a om rat FTN Cainer om SNe MT ATC ee eae che et SU-07: MONEY BAG ci et eee Uae Co ea a ar RS ee ting you willned to locate higher numberof money bags, SU Gas rer emer rey ‘opt to control the tank turret only, as oppased to controling the eer SU-09: LAPS ee re reed Poona ian ern ror ener ett tee ae rete) lds a =e) We shal ight on the boschas. We Shall tight the fields. We Shall tight in the Streets. We Shall ight in the hills. We will never Surrender! DEATHMATCH CONKER’S BADFURDAY _93dg HARDWARE e DS eS Te atta (oat Sih—@ Ree ee Poe ey error PRECAUTION! Thad an aPPendix once, birt Tne sayboneS {ook if. finda like Understanding the weapons of war is a step toward winning the war, Failing to understand the weapons is a step toward losing the war , Slightly comprehending the weapons is a step Pear blaksS this Phe. toward becoming only partially victorious, but not really. React accordingly. HW-01: MACHINE PISTOL een ctnti ty Oe cuuue eon a rey RR cee ea ©owawinorster —_ (jy, @© manwar re.oA0 Fao Larrea Nee) ten a Pree tert Unless your Controller contains an “Unlicensed Rapit-Fire Cheating Ce ee ce ee @©orawiousten @ mana revoao HW-03: LARGE PISTOL Cue td Sencar te eet ee are tic © praw/worsten @ mawuat revoa0 zoom am Se Aven [*) me yale) Pena rrthrs oe eae Dice — r © onawrnoisten sam {me eee Ee Porras tt the oar ey che re rh eres zoom m Ge Inout ©vuwmsen — 3) pness 70 ne/HoLO Fon LASER @anuacrevoao "Sista RELEASE TO FE ea ead Pesan eeerror tty ‘The lamethroweris able to roast Teiz and weenies wi Deen © onwwvasren a ane [gmororae oe SHEET OF FLAME chee et ets HW-07: TOMMY GUN Puneet ‘The tommy gunis the weapon of ehoice for both gangsters and ga SE ea ae eye ee ani © prawmorsten (“A am [*]HOUPEOR, eee lacy Parenter ried ‘The turret gunis too heavy to be moved, which means that you cannot Cue eat ©amo wine cor e700, [ene rete Cae ratte ow often requires years of training and practice. Die ere) (ar am Se 200m rs am ozo © DRAW/HOLSTER [7] PRESS TO FIRE/HOLD FORLASER SIGHT & RELEASE TO FIREAPPENDIX HARDWARE elec T Caner rr thd The shotgun will ned tobe purped, or “cocked,” after each use TORT rer Lect © onawmorsten (—F— am [me Pa td Cnet rn PRO eae a Cornice ennai ey ©ownmo.sre (F]swme ere Cte nue eee Dito into tre ner eerste © orawnvousren ae LLY eras Eu nee a nny PR ee ores © onawnvousren © orawnmorsten (Fam [| rHxow Aiming the towing knives can be difficult. T increase your chances, Seto ee rn nit ca ies HW-15: BOMBS / GRENADES Pere re Ceitd eee ee ee et iit etait Me eaten ese —— HW-14: THROWING KNIVES Cente Tee ttrty @e PRESS.FOR stot THROW! HOLD THEN RELEASE FOR LONGER THROW HW-16: TELESCOPING SIGHT heeSeneed 1 CR Metter ea come) CRC ete) SO eee ee ea) Sree eC TLD Prete CL SO ae en me er ee en Pie eae ele Emel a eye Boerneetnertt meee eee nme ene ke eo ie : fromaie to side or Ron eta : . upanddown while fing your weapon, FIRE isausetlsklte ean) maser. Sima CL realy your weepon, Soe nee eee eg ain ar then move void damage for a long while, simply turn off your “Nintendo 64 console. fromssie tata upand down. uy HW-21: POWER BOOST PILLS MOVE IN FOUR DIRECTIONS Q_ oPenatine procepune WHILE AIMING XK = You can Strate with This WeaPon Sn i eee ere CONKERS BADFURDAY _95de WAR 15 te! TS SD TAT ee Ce a ee a ee rer Wt ory TOTAL WAR SCENARIO Should the war between the Squirrels and Tediz erupt in the Total War scenario, either side will resort to chemical weaponry. To the dismay of many a pacifist, the chemicals used are of the lethal variety Procurement of the Lethal Canister Eithor cide hoc cariater of lethal gesplacedina placoment pace, which tha opposing side mus ini trate. Soldiersmay not use thar ‘un teams carester. Only the car- ‘ster of therival tamil be Usable Asian ssl os Ssses thru teams ane T naSf and 08s the 1 There. Hit Ro bring uP the SightS and +o? C 4p 200m in Be sure 4 3 dvecty acres ‘the way vile «P There—the anetny's got Shier neStS over ‘there. Said soldier willbo unable touse wospons 4D (2) hile one foam nenber getting the canister. rthel Soldieh Should the base. Stake out o tort extry 40 Pick oft unqanfed guasts. I hate Hy chasher st Upon securing acaristr he solr must descend thie tans Stuer tirels Dsposect thecansterbyrlesg! tito ete the oor panel onto Therese lsoldestust secu ges masks remain the room th chee fy sana Ticks Tricky Guang the Sewer Passages, THE TEAMS Since the enety al ha recriia scint SE a0? ot the canister there Brg a weahon ith Pe Since the long halls fie Pleny of tine 4o mark a target. ssknawn as the i Squire! igh Command, or SHC, are at war : with th El Ted Ou to chai apposition to the Tez, Sauirels must not attack other ‘Sauirels, wi canbe distingushed by their ‘Sauirel-ike features andun Tedike appearance. @ The bazooka’ ou jn the widdle of the field 1 the coast’s clear, go tor if. This baby’s Pertect for THE EVIL TEDIZ Opposing the opposition ae the Evi Te. Regardless of which teams side you tek, You solder wl andl the same andhave ‘the exact sae opportunities other words, the Tediz are exactly the same as the cleaning he aon Saurrels excep that they ook ferent and Shifter nest Tine 40 fake Spal tha temname, Sql," usng the “the trash iets D.landz ct the ash 96 SesBS ai EY © | see twit?) eon oe ae GAS MASK (2nd FLOOR) ae eS Ni —_ Poe re ed Hr} —=|-— | —|[o 6) Cece CCC) Edd HW.O1 Hwee Gas mask (2nd FLOOR) HW.03 HW.08 HW-06 CANISTER DISPOSAL (UNDERGROUND) Gas mask (ist FLOOR) @ Whoa! Watch oct ton those bifsi TVS alittle dangers around hore bt i1'5 also Prine neal estate for Setting wh shoP fur apgishes. Ang mwas StH watch your back! CANISTER (2nd FLOOR) FLOOR) tare ee ‘An opened canister will not harm youif yu are either wear- ing agas mask or have ust been ied by ts lethal (Gas mask chambers open only after a canhas been opened. @ When going tor the canisten, his a Pretty good ty tp athreach, Yeahs Th vantage Post Provides a Pretty good lace +o Site ‘the evenies. O viaoritn tps Be | hole “0 land in a little dead-end Side Passage. TY'S a Sweet ambush Sher, eshacially $i there's a tlane thrower: Hor [ow Ca aCOLORS SCENARIO Historically fought over land andl political id as in the Colors scenario, may be fought over a flag. The flag symbolizes all that a warring faction is fighting for, and by capturing its flag, the rival side will show the ‘enemy that it should work toward real goals instead of sewing something together and leaving it on a flagpole. Traversing to the Opposite Side Bisecting the area of confictis an ‘overpass that serves as an artery to ther base of operation It you tre ‘verse the overpass, you wil bean ‘open target for snpers. chainsaw sides on the overpass, but it wil notheln you assal snipers forithas noeffect ovr long distencos. Hence, the overpassis convenient path to take only when thecoast scar, Once youtave gone inside the enemy base via entering, proceedup the ‘amps, reading caitously as you ‘approach the machine gun turet at the top of the sloped walkway, Fram ‘themachine un turret, walk up the lefthallvay to another sniper nest Fd the eg by exiting the nest ve By the exterior wala to theright of ‘the frontal window aparing. Take the enemy flag fromits poston the exterior ledge ofthe enemy. bse and caryt back to your base from whence yaucame. On your ‘way to whence yeu came, youcan Plant the tlagby pressings you ‘an erm a weapon Walk p tothe flag using an aporoaching mation to reclsimit Plant said reeasned flag in vourbases lag holder see map] ‘The SHC (seepage 96s et war with the Tez \sepage dt andlok nar ie am see pope the ci! objective for tha SHC inthe jrssconatois forthe Squrels to infiltrate {he enemy base and secureits la, which of thecolorred THE EVIL TEDIZ ‘Ordered with the same orders as the SHC, the El Teslz must procure thir enemas’ flag, The Ev Fe flepiapriary cor By cr trast the SHE possossos flag thatisot a secondary colo-—green—whehisamexture of {wopimary colors—blue and allow. When colors clash, so begins a war, Leak @ Yikes! Stay ayay trom this Is, a war, death {rab Snihers have an 0454 Shot at this 4renchy and ifs ight walls leave litle room 0? eScaPe. Cea O we Stationary wchine gun i good tor blasting guys vio ae going ater the flag. They have 4 go by i. 01'S a god ideo have Someone keeP The Seay warn, while the other feannate’s oft intittrating the eneing base. @ The verrass js 4 stick way 40 exfor the ‘sheng baSe. Se the brick walls feP Protection when SniPing enemies in the val- ley bola and inthe oan looking watchtowers, G) These waichfowers that thank the riddle {ower sith the wchine gun -horet nit are Paty gd {or sniping, to. Strate Side ‘p Side {0 avid enchy SniPers uh ty be Station ower on the ether side© ¥ the ongot the erase sa gg funnel that'll take ne fo lover ghund and a bit closer fo the eneny base. This is a govd rovte fp fake ‘casse i1'S ghick and Provides decent cover: ee HW.03 6 “The tag's in the Shall side Passage “that leads out of the lett-hand watchtoweh If I snagged if. I wouldn't etd back the way I cane in Instead, save tine by loahing off the ledge. I'l ese one bit of healt doing if. thoug 4 000h, 7 tHete’s a 00d SPot to get all Sneaky. Let's See... just have to aroP off ihe sre et hore, and there'l be a hand aza0kd wating tor we. Then Ibe able +e FLAG HOMDER blast those SniPans! : A, CAUTION A res cc dest tr pete Ca a) ee)Pod satr bee ote Phe ee Poa DO ee os PRECAUTION! | iioned tanks yields Te as SE a eye an = Bat CS CEN RS TT LO ea] oe K-71 69 |= Perini] Ce ee ee ae ee) TANKS: A BRIEF LESSON Your tank will be used to transport hazardous materials, such as highly unstable chemical weapons. ‘To avoid collat- cral damage, itis imperative that your tank be maneuvered in such a way that enemy tanks are not able to secure the chemical weapons before you are able to secure them, CELDT Sa FAW terre onda tnstocter gery cearorg nao pice set soy tune dng” eof the battlefild npulatng your tank tI grab the ck fo my base, YELLOW BASE; CANISTER DROP. Soneone elseAPPENDIX TANK/RACE APPENDIX ‘Skil Page @3 tor jetboard controls TTR are aa eed aa) tLe ett ee jetboard does, fact, have ajot attached toi, tt moves much faster than a board PRECAUTION! thatiacks ajet. Therefore, you will need to make di oy BS a SS Soa KIO | Come carte) RACING THE JETBOARD The object of the jetboard race is to be the first rider to complete a number of cireuits around a track (sce pg. 93.) ‘To achieve vic~ tory, itis important not to let other racers travel faster than you. A, CAUTION A SULA ‘The faster an object moves, the less time thas to react to sudden turns, walls, Scattered along the racetrack are anunbo of “power-ups,” or special c Hitting an obstacle ata high rate of speed may result in manglod or severed items that yournay collect. Theseitems, suchas missles andrei ae es an ea boosters, can then beused toimprove your chances of success. See Hardvre on pg, 95 fr further deta. LAVA PIT What a bunch of SaPS. T can't believe this game Sams us So clase fogether: Hel it Z in & few good Nght at The Tn sitting “The missile a grony woaton at shart range. (6) SET aSe i in the Shall cave PaSsageways. if feisem ronnaceet seons 40 be alot wore ettective. Hey, af least ‘ate’ no wore tigi’ daSaur lags {orem if Gare (CLOSED FOR RACE B) CLE TUT YaT hoe This isn’t 4 nude AP PE ND | 4 BEAC peach. Naked Frenchy ON THE TOPIC OF HARD-LINE IMMIGRATION POLICIES eee REFUGEE FLIGHT You may choose from two sides in the Beach game. Ifyou fight as a Tediz, your goal will be to eliminate Frenchys. If you choose to be a Frenchy, your goal will be to avoid Tediz attacks in a quest for safety. G FRENCHY TH? f| The gbickest Path is Straight over the inst bridge and Through the cAngon, but That big-arse Tediz. gun will bly aln-condifion my head an ake if. Shrapnel and Other Ordnance ‘AsaFronchy, you must make your way upabeach and through au berof obstacles toa waltng escue vehicle. Along the vy, you willbe assaultedby Tod firepower. Alsonote that atime lnithasbeen ‘imposed on your expats, therefore fast runing willbe vita How to Discourage Refugee Survival IH youtakoup ams as a Todi ‘aggressor, you il ave the choice of thre diferent weapons: the ‘bazooka, tho sniper rifle or the ‘turret gin. To lmnateaFronchy, simply Use one ofthe three afore ‘mentioned weapons nits re- served manner while siming tata fleeing figure. Success wil then be forthcoming, FORCES HY TIP: rath that leads i tind a big con- owe? boost PIUS. They teinated of Sone hey make ne © FRENCHY Trt: TT Patpwdy leads acPoss & narew tle ledge thingie 5 ean ind the walls with the 2 pst un once Zin Frenchys aerefugees whohave been ovictad ‘rom the land that wes previously thir homo= land by invading forces bent on wanton Nee eee iy Mere aig # Some, youvlbave the eqs opportu 1 at big oon 3 ‘control Frenchys of bath genders. straight down. Cool a ‘The Tez ar the invatng forces bent on wan tan destiuction which were mentioned abave {see pg 102) Note thatthe adjective “eu” {see above represents e subjective dea, and that wit may appear evil to one combatant may infect, be somewhat benign to another, Mae ekSS a SS AVAILABLE HARDWARE: fe) Is) | ae ET) crn fr} io ao ry Ce PieR x (FRENCHY STARTING POINT) as © FRENCHY THE: ‘The Plunger rocks yy lane arse! I I can Peach if, HN blow uP ‘the Tediz bunker and give those bears what-ton. I have ty take “the right Path and ‘hen {all on a narroq ledge +o tid ft: © teyrz TP hate Plaging a5 a diz atten all the 1#°@! “hog gave he auing That “Wa” lel bet that’s vihg Pare ays we. Ht I head Hight once T stant, T can uSe he ShiPar Pile, 21'S good way 4 ‘hack Frenchy wovenens bef 5 want Te hit then while They're fa dudy. © tepr tr ‘The bazooka takes a lang tine to Peload, bet if can’t be beat fon accura- 4 And titePoyeh The turret guns wicked bet net roby accuate. 1 T were ona of hose nary weirdos who Plays $205 4o win. 1'4 go with the bazooka Otherwise 1 stick with the big gan Cree a a) aDdg RGRAPTOR EAT ME! Se ar age Lica ALL da UE Pt ee pera ots PRIMITIVE HUNTING Since primitive times, carbon-based organisms have required food, one of the most vital of physiological needs. In fact, food is generally believed to be the main dietary supplement eaten by most creatures ites) The Caveperson’s Quest for Sustenance People prehistoric times—often referred tos “people of prehistoric ‘times o, perhaps, “cavepeople" find dnasaur eggs to satis their need for fod-need satisfaction. When aeaveperson manages to ovaracush cn gg, sad porson must ringt fo the tribe yy pa The Dinosaur’s Quest for Sustenance Cavepopl prey spon the Raptor dosou eggs int, Raptors Prov upancatepeopl, Wn Genvononty Dts nd dared Sy Haptorhateings Raptor hours can capture he ‘avepersoninisjans at tine Sr ether swallow eaidperon or fring sad person back othe, BA Feptcrnost to toed to the young G@ Gd tr? Hmmm... IPD were a Wemdn, ne would ho Sheak aS Se do now. Me would na edn. il aS ean Pos acted hao game with Boe Bat oly 3590 Se Yan if he a ‘The igacavomanrisk Raptor attacksin ther hunt for gnosaur eggs Ian ge cap tures an egg, he must praparelt for cooking bybringingit this tb’ frying pan Upon waking across the pans hands, the Uga wltelease the egg int the pa. TheUga team wil winapar of pts collectively knowmas "twopoints" for every aaa tat Is successfully brought othe frying pan © VGa THF Ws like bam. Bombs go 90m. Boom hur dines. 2 ra dPoP bomb on dinosaur if ge erinct Long-range w2aPons yar god against dinosaur. Ma no like fighting dinaSau oP close bia) Raptors cannot use weapons andcan attack only with their jams, wach are cor trolled by aoress of Bar ZI aRaptor can capture an ga nits jaws, twill earn one pont-Followengup with another press of ‘rZwillcause tho Raptor to swallows tim Instead, the Raptor brings ts vie- tim toitgnest tofeedits baby, theRaptor team wi winenadtonal pont a Leewaroe (i) \ veh © Gd Tr? ¢ \ muon Teanatk good. Mang UgOS shosld kech Rabat accsPied pe “Tg (gas ast act dis © anotfhel Uga can Sneaky~ Snoaky Stal ogg. Me lke “that Plan. al Z FROM e ® tne TOP FLOOR: wes FRom Dina no FOP TLOOR on follow. © Ratror trp on Now what if £ wore a Rabon? they don't ee Steak English, but Z'pn $*2SSing thei? hist would Say Something about Ting (gas. Rapyors wwe as fake ont at of thot tie gus at nc, FROM TOP FLOOR te RAPTOR ® ParTOR Tae Rapneneaa NEST Hwe09 I think the best thing for a dinosaur +o do iS to hang owt A the nest: That way, you can kesh ah oe on gor eggs and let the Uga butteT come 4o you. Yun! CSTgg UG HEIST LOR Rca aa oof Hi i ee nO pee Prete ey ies ee aie ees FERAL RESERVE ROBBERY ESE The Feral Reserve welcomes you during bank hours to serve your banking needs. It is frowned upon if your banking needs are of the illegal sort, such as robbery. If such is the case, the Feral Reserve no longer welcomes your “banking needs” during or outside of banking hours. EET Retin yar el gon cts cee AWS sere sts tan a Zp) tere’ a good Place at 2 40 Set WP an Sesh. Tt T hang of be The cash armed with Pange woaron, I ott the other eServoin weasels that Securing of Funds be comin’ atten The bg of moneys situatedina loca ‘iongrendin he mdi of he carta the dough aes midpoint (se@"map Only enebag Once I've ata time appears at salocation a ‘ber wing ory racked off tng tacked the bag at mane wl rtumn Hiroe real {othecontaly bests ‘three nals, teredin themida ofthe mddoregion should be able fp ake a clean a getPuy Depositing Funds into the Vault Exch weasolhas been assigned oe of four colors tom the known color Spoe- ‘tum, wach conta far more than four colorsn al. youhave secured abag ot te elo aro ttc Spon with your assigned coor fn Your porseal walt Watkepe thovau oor fo dpost your funds. A\CAUTION A, ee ‘The submachine guns powerfl recoil will cause you to aim the gum high aa ect con ta eee enn pc De eco een a eee en cal imiery cr coo ‘Sweet! I can woney and ig eed cconteition #7 x one of the colored Rn rawPS, I can each the ‘The Fitle in one of 7 Yen{late iy encnic RUeearntey roe Poop Sporn iS shoudbal ve aT LTTa aS ESE Ts Edd Ce ed =| — lle oy CeCe @ Tt ve got the money and Sopaone’S chasing tna, T can tight back by hit~ fing B 40 anor the ag and brithing B again ty arn ferns ron is ‘het ‘the tnanay'l hoP IFS way back fo “the center ot ‘the bank, and chasing t'S a Fain Ob, well. AM least T'N doin Some other \de8Sel and he wont got his Pay On y Prize. Oo ne hit fom anything will cause 4 yeasel caPtying the noney 10 to! een ea rer ee WEASELS 1010 4 Beeaeec etter emetic "i ue “i S ‘ ri , & ST aT)TROUBLESHOOTING RATIONALIZE YOUR FAILURE BY PRETENDING YOU ARE UNINFORMED ete OS eae coe ed WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM? SOLUTIONS: What is wrong with my pee “tlpronde yaya beformeton seek Vat stream? I can't make the rock yout pressztolengten aur ute steam Mayo ncalengesin he game route ye to SHS MONE. CHECK OUT Page S! “panne Fm tea okot + Section 9aincudes detaledinstuctions onhow to a fa | heat the stupid alien efet te alan but sto mention tet aust oss iu? EE pa also lucky. youste unlucky You il i 9 le 40 “you repeated tthe tsk ty luoging act: 4 fefent Game Pak ins your Nf youals fa at the ne game, the prcblem my be a iw sil eve | thought this game/guide would “Eutsitscersenrodecnarntral he about a cate ittis sqelrel Sap ecaie es ora ate Why is it so disgusting? + Tae the oloning test: Da writehostile laters tothe ctor? Amlolways angry? Am|chacssively rig? It ‘you said "yes" tree times, you may be uptight * lf youpay attention to winere you are going as you ‘are gong thor, tis unikaly that you wile uneer- tain of your location when you rive there *Porsonaly-challenged video game enthusiasts, or “fanboys, often ose thomselves within fantasy environments. Tum off your console every few dey. Where the hell am I? * Goto the frst page. Look for cheat codes. If youdo not sae any cheat codes, tum the pag then|ook for Where are the damn cheat codes? rin Siam ie bas tc spree areca gun fey obo hechig'the tones hE MSR -Aatlanla iegraaihin gern paride possible but unikely) tht there are no cheat codes. Why is this guide so confusing “avaze yor moths of ger epson and poorly written? sweater folding, your opinion willbe welcome. * Ty reecng the guide aloud with an Engish accent. Daosntit sound better? Now, try t witha French accent while spinning around acl, *It your gameplay sls are pathetic it may appear that youaren really trying Adopt cavalier attitude that indicates you are actully good wen you ty. * Porhaps your actvelifestye precludes you from _achioung veo gameexcellence. ry to spendless time at sof conwontions and renaissance festivals, Why do I suck at this game? ike me? sttculbe tht thay st ort there you Why doesn’t anyone like me? 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