random starting equipment for goblins within in my home game group we sometimes play a silly little goblin game, it works much like a funnel for DCC, but without the character advancement at the end (we tend to play one shots for these types of games). its just.a fun and silly night. i used to just use a bunch of different tables (like 1-20 of this one and 10-15 of that one) but as i cant seem to find them any more (which is no big deal) i went to G+ to ask the people there. they came up with some of the stuf on this list, then i finished it off. remember the hero amongst the goblins is the one who steps back the slowest so roll on this list twice for a starting character, and pick a lucky number between 1 and 150. if you roll 1, 100, 150 or your lucky number, you get a bonus roll roll 1D150 . broken hammer . sharpened spoon . armour made from discarded whalebone corset . bag of dried slugs . leg . spelunker helmet with candle stuck on top . nothing except a loincloth (any other rolls that you had made don't count) . scabies . human children’s "sunday clothes” T Day ui gieasy maibeS burlap sack sock filled with snot . puppet made from rat (jiggle the stick up its ass and it "talks”) . necklace of dwarf, elf, and human ears candied gnome heads . horsechoppers. 17. dogeutters 18, raincoat made from stitched-together lengths of sheepgut gerbil glove 20. sandpaper 21. grease-worm pie 22. finger knife 23. “plate mail’ assembled from discarded pots and pans 24.fo. 2 ee eee eee 26. an impressive goiter 27. slingshot 28. potato-peeler 29. tiny shovels and punji sticks 30. lots of punji sticks (disease ridden) 31. sack of doorknobs. 32. basket of kittens 33. large cookpot helmet 4 bobesilad bante 35. stone hatchet . beetle collection . shark jaw . frying pan studded with nails . large rotten ham poo flinger . a pocketful of miscellaneous molluscs . the time written down on a piece of paper . a beetle in a matchbox . spear made from pot shards . knife made from pot shards 47. copper jewelry 48, wigs of various colours and qualities 49. a short rope made of rat tails (about 2 feet) 50. a huge pile of hemp fiber (was once apparently 50 feet of rope) 51. wineskins full of pondscum and plegm 52. chalk of various colours with teethmarks on them 53. assorted holy books which have been defaced with lewd markings (with a “seekrit map” on it) 54, empty flask with inscription “last breffs” 55, garrote made of animal/humanoid intestines 56. old, worn, holey clothing, originally stolen from larger folk 57. patched up clothing with patches made from human skin FREES SSESSUS & 58. cramped and tiny cage (for holding young goblins) 59. rotten eggs 60. goblin surgical tools (torture implements including: dentist's drill, hacksaw, a big mallet) 61. stinkguns (skunks tied to tree branches with the business end aimed towards the enemies)EBB 65. . vial of unholy water 67. 69. 70. m1. . a badly drawn map of a nearby cave with all the treasure marked on it (actually traps) 73. 74. 75. 76. puppy face masks (actual masks made from actual puppy faces) woven basket helmet (ineffective and impedes visibility) cranial helmet (made from the scalp, cranial fluid, and skulls of enemies) impedes visibility, potentially fear educing piglet jar of weird coloured goop (with “posheen of heeling" written on it... actually causes mutations) . paper airplane with a firecracker (explodes of 1D4 damage and causes a black cloud in 15 foot radius) satchel of toenail clippings acid ruined leather armour (counts as AC 12) alchemist fire 101000 gald pieces grey onze trapped in a glass jar a small jar dust labeled "fairy dust” its actually black lotus powder (save-vs-poison at -6 or die, if passed take your level in B10 damage, eg level 5 is 5D10) acid wand (1D2+1 charges, 50 foot cone, 3D6 damage) 23338 S238 SQRaRLES ~ magic mushrooms (1D6+2 mushrooms, when eaten roll on spell table equal to the number of mushrooms eaten, eg 2 mushrooms means second level spell) . a different goblins dead twin . a small knife (if a 1-5 is rolled to hit it counts as a critical miss) . wand of wonder (1D3 charges) . scroll of create black hole (a black hole appears at 1Di00 feet in front of the reader, it causes anything within 1D1000 feet to be dragged towards it. it lasts for 1D4 rounds, and anything that comes into the same area of the black hole is killed instantly. save-vs-breath weapon at -10 to hold your ground) immovable rod. . broken crossbow . 3x arrows: . shield with a big hole in the center (25% chance the attack actually hits) . vial of water . backpack full of dirt . great sword (1D12 damage, two handed, need STR of 17 or higher to use or must take a -4 penalty to hit, movement it reduced by 15 feet) . sharpened stick . sting . whistle . massive sack o2 Hall af ctring24, a obnoxiously large piece of paper thats been folded up to fit into a pocket. 95. sharp glass 96. wooden wand (no charges) 97. baby rust monster on a leash 98. bottle of dirt 99. sword-chucks (nunchaku made with swords, 49% chance of also hitting yourself, 1D6+2 damage) 100. goblin porn magazine 101. bag of weighted dice 102. bag of rusty caltrops 103. fishing rod 104, earthenware mug 105. the remaining shards of a broken sword 106. trick candle (when blown out it relights) 107. ball of candle wax 108. a jar of bees 109. a jar of bull ants 110. a jar of spiders 111. a snakes fangs . knuckle dusters . a small bag of hard candy . a bow string nothing (all other rolls don't count) a broken pair of scissors a deck of cards 118. a tiara, with all the jewels removed 119. a ruby the size of a humans fist, its covered in blood, skin, bone fragments, and hair 121. some stones 122, a bunch of flowers 123. a nice dress 124, 1D3 kidnapped orphans who worship the goblin as their savior 125. a rabies infested, shaggy, ratty looking dog 126. a handful of mold 127. a handful of moss 128. a bag of glow worms 129, a large egg (35% chance that it hatches into something that eats goblins) that might hatch soon 130, a ring of visibility/invisibitity 50 foot radius (makes everyone within 50 feet of theWEAIPer INVISIDIE, Manes Me Wearer CAtTemely WISTOIE, One te Ping 1 We removed everything reverses, the original wearer turns invisible and everyone else becomes extremely visible) . potion of fire breathing (3D6 damage, 40 foot cone) . a book . a burnt book . a bag of ashes apie . a pair of glasses a pair of human hands . a jar of various body parts . a big pot (needs STR 15 or greater to carry) . a bent crowbar . a small jar of pickled eyeballs . a broken 10 foot pole that has been tied back together with string a lute . a broken (roll again) a club: . a set of chain mail armour, in surprisingly good condition . a Silver knife (beaks on a 3 in 10 roll on a hit) . a snapped wand (1 remaining charge, roll on the wild magic table 4 times when used) . nothing