1. “Join my church or you will go to hell!” _______________
2. Logic is so difficult it is useless. ____________ 3. Bawal magwalis sa gabi at malas daw. ____________ 4. Hitler said: “Kill the Jews or they will kill you. ____________ 5. All trees have barks. Every dog barks. Therefore, my dog is a tree. ____________ 6. God exists because there is no evidence that he does not. _____________ 7. Do you still cheat on your income tax? ____________ 8. An INVALID is someone who is ill or disabled, while an INVALID statement means it is wrong or faulty. ____________ 9. Traffic in Manila is terrible, so all drivers in Manila are undisciplined. ____________ 10. You either like kids or you don’t. ____________ 11. Opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck. ____________ 12. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope. ____________ 13. If you vote for me, the Philippines will be progressive! _____________ 14. Syempre di ka uunlad, wala ka kasing kwentang tao! ____________ 15. Bilhin ko tong sabon na ito, sabi kasi ni Nadine Lustre ito raw ay the best! ____________ 16. Dad, please give me some bread. ____________ 17. Daming krimen ngayon. Carry a gun or live in fear! ____________ 18. Are you still a heavy drinker? ____________ 19. PCU is the best non-sectarian university ever. ____________ 20. She sings in the kitchen; therefore, she will remain an unmarried woman all her life. ____________ 21. Sleeping with your hair wet can can make you blind. That’s true! That’s what our gardener said! ____________ 22. Miracles are impossible because they cannot happen. ___________ 23. Opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck. ____________ 24. Man to the girl he is courting: Marry me or if you refuse, I shall kill you! ____________ 25. Go ahead. Live with your boyfriend. Who am I to say no? Im just your mother. Break my heart. ____________ 26. Christine has a terrible experience with her boyfriend. Thus, all boys are rude and mean. ____________ 27. Don’t believe him. He’s gay! ____________ 28. A king moves one square in any direction. But, Solomon is a king. Therefore, Solomon moves one square in any direction. ____________ 29. You say I’m not pretty? Look who’s talking! ____________ 30. Of course you would argue that death penalty is a bad thing. You are pro-life! 31. Beer causes drunkenness because it is intoxicating. ____________ 32. Give 10% of your income to the church and you will get to heaven. _____________ 33. Investigator to the maid: “Bakit mo hinagis ang alaga mong bata sa bintana? Maid: “Sabi ho kasi ng amo ko, kapag naubos na ang Pampers, i-Huggies ko nalang daw po!” ____________ 34. We cannot condemn this man because he is the only one supporting his family. ___________ 35. To let the company survive, terrorize the employees; otherwise they will fool you. _____________ 36. Four out of five dentists approve Harpee toothpaste. It must be the best. ____________ 37. Your grandma got sick because she accidentally got the dwelled wet when she watered the garden. ____________ 38. You either love me or not. Choose! ____________ 39. PCU is a Christian school. For sure all of the students are good Christians. ___________ 40. Naku nahulog ang tinidor, may darating na bisita mamaya. ____________ 41. Pacquiao says that the best medicine for body pain is Alaxan FR. ____________ 42. We should give money to the poor because they are so thin and weak. ____________ 43. These pills are safe because Kris Aquino said so. ____________ 44. A star is a heavenly body, a celebrity and a brand of food. ____________ 45. Pardon Impossible To Be Executed ____________ 46. Nagpapahaba ako ng buhok dahil yun ang sinasabi sa Bibliya. ____________ 47. Do you still cheat in you exam? Yes or No. ____________ 48. A King is part of the chess game and the name of my brother. ____________ 49. Some foreigners are pedophiles so all foreigners must be pedophiles. ____________ 50. I met an accident because it was Friday the 13th. ____________