THE SUNNY TIMES
“BRINGING THE SUN TO PLANT CITY.”
SUNFLOWER FESTIVAL IN
PLANT CITY
By: Sunshine Coordinators
It’s nearing that time of year again! Time to
gather round and prepare for the annual
sunflower planting ceremony here in Plant
City! Governor Allison Argent expresses her
excitement as tourists pour in from all around
to see the planting of this year’s sunflower
field planting! However, not only is this
another year of planting, but it will also be the
50th year anniversary of Plant City, meaning
this year every family is welcome to sign up to
plant a sunflower for their home. Contact the
coordinators of the planting ceremony at
SunshineCoordinators@plantcity.com for
more information.
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PLANT CITY STARS HEADED FOR
THE STARS
By: Mukadder Kocabiyik
NASA has begun their Launch America
Campaign in Plant City! A group of Plant City
stars have decided to join the project, among
them: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Megan Fox,
David Beckham, Nicole Kidman, George
Clooney, and Antonio Banderas.
NASA’s Launch America Campaign
introduces a new era of spaceflight that shines
a light on NASA’s Commercial Crew Program
which is the driving force behind future safe,
reliable, and cost-effective space tourism.
This new era of human spaceflight will kick
off when the first group of stars, David
Beckham, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt,
aboard the first spacecraft, Falcon 9 rocket, at
4:32 p.m. PST on July 27, from Launch
Complex 39A in Sunshine Falls. They will be
welcomed for an extended stay at the
International Space Station for the Demo-2
mission.
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NATIONAL NEWS: ANOTHER
ROYAL PREGNANCY?
By: Charlene Buie
On Tuesday June
08, 2020, Queen
Elizabeth II
announced that
she is with child.
The 94-year-old
matriarch is reported to be 4 months
pregnant; expecting her 5th child with
husband 98-year-old Prince Philip, Duke of
Edinburgh. The Queen told reporters that due
to the Coronavirus pandemic while
quarantined in Buckingham Palace, “Prince
Philip and I couldn't keep our hands off each
other.” Shocked and at a loss for words,
Prince Charles, heir to the throne said, “I can't
wait to spend time and sip some tea with the
young lad.” The Queen’s expected due date is
November 3, 2020. The people of England
are speculating the gender will be a Curious
Case of Prince Benjamin Button.
BETTY WHITE IS OUR NEW
BACHELORETTE!
By: Taylor Shirley
The Bachelor Nation was shocked to see
Betty White be announced as this seasons
Bachelorette. The 98-year-old, Hot in Cleveland
actress will be on a journey to find love. A
variety of men ages 25-80 will be competing
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ENTERTAINMENT: HIGH
SCHOOL MUSICAL MOVIE
REUNION
By: Christine Eleazar
After more than a decade, our childhood
favorite movie is finally back! Kenny Ortega,
the director of all High School Musical
movies has announced there will be a reunion
movie to celebrate their 15th year anniversary.
After Ortega and the cast had their surprise
zoom call this April 2020, they were all
inspired to make another movie. Ortega
claims that the story will pick up life after
college, with all the original characters facing
the real world. The trailer will be released July
2020 and the movie is set for release in
August 2021. Are Zac Efron, Vanessa
Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, and
other High School Musical cast members
ready to be reunited with their characters?
The only thing we can say is we’re all in this
together. Go Wildcats!
to win Betty’s heart. The comedic actress is
looking for someone to make her laugh and
stated, “If one has no sense of humor, one is
in trouble”. Many critics question if Betty is
too old to be casted the lead role as the
bachelorette. Betty hit back stating, “I may be
a senior, but so what? I’m still hot!”. Join
Betty White on her journey to find love. Who
will get rose? Watch the season premiere of
the Bachelorette Monday night to find out.
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DEAR LEAFY
{Every week The Sunny Times readers submit their questions to our anonymous Dear Leafy writer. If you’d like to
submit your own, feel free to send in your message to P.O. box 53239, Plant City, Plantae 7526823}

Dear Leafy: Me and my significant other have been
together awhile now and soon I’ll be meeting their
parents. However, I’m really nervous since this is my
first serious relationship. What should I do?
Dear Writer: First meetings with the parents can be
tough, but don’t panic! Obviously, your significant
other feels close enough with you to want to
introduce you to their parents. Always keep that in
mind! Just continue to be the you that won them over
and all should be okay.
Dear Leafy: Recently me and my friend were out in
the woods of Beacon Hills when something happened
to him. They swear they’re okay, but their asthma has
disappeared, and they can run faster and hear things
far away. The craziest part is they swear a wolf bit
them, but that’s impossible right? Please help!
Dear Writer: Sounds like you could stand to look up
Lycanthropy! Also, I would watch out for the full
moon coming up in the next few days. Whatever is
going on, I’m sure you and your friend will be okay!
But really, look up lycanthropy.

TRAVEL: BRITTNEY IN THE BIKINI

BOTTOM
Travel Column By: Rachel Romero
On Monday June 1st, our travel journalist, Brittney
Spears posted on her Instagram story asking The
Sunny Times fans, “Where's the best place to get a
burger?” She also added, “I'll fly anywhere for a good
burger.” Fans started to comment, “Go to the Krusty
Krab.”, as a joke. By Tuesday morning Spears had
uploaded another video of her on a boat informing
fans that she was on her way to the Bikini Bottom. GRAND OPENING!!!
Later that day, photos were posted of our journalist
Come on down to the Village
meeting the Krusty Krab cook, SpongeBob
Square for the grand opening of
SquarePants, and taking a tour of the Bikini Bottom.
Yummies Ice Cream Shop!
Fans from all over are in shock to find out that the
Opening June 12th at 12:00 p.m.
Bikini Bottom does exist, and everyone wants
Buy a large size and get a medium
answers to where it is. The only question we have to
free! Located at 1408 Village
ask is, when does the episode of Brittney's visit to the
Square Drive.
Bikini Bottom air?
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POLITICS: NEXT TOP
PRESIDENT?
By: Montserrat Navarro
It’s time to start deciding on the nation’s next
sexiest president. The United States of
Imagination’s last election was held in 2016 in
which the people voted for a woman who
couldn’t keep her emails to herself, but
instead got a carrot with hair for president!
After mass disruption within the nation,
citizens have chosen to elect someone that
can really take a selfie worth the hall of fame.
Up for election we have “Snoop D-O double
G” who claims he can make Imagination great
again by opening dispensaries in every state
with his strain of weed. In case anyone is
stressing, they just have to “puff puff pass” as
he likes to call it. The next candidate we have
is Kim Kardashian, she claims she started the
selfie, and then went into law school, what
can’t this woman do? The campaign will
consist of three phases: the best Instagram
layout, who has the most Pinterest looking
mansion, and who can strike the best pose on
a runway. It’s up for America to vote for the
next president and truly make a change.
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DRAMA ALERT: PHOTOS
LEAKED OF CELEBRITIES’
TOILET PAPER PYRAMIDS
By: Karen Lopez Gonzalez
Dozens of celebrity Twitter accounts have
been hacked by the group Anonymous. The
hackers have leaked hundreds of pictures of
celebrities stockpiling toilet paper. In a time
when the United States of Imagination has
been devastated by the Coronavirus, creating
massive pyramids of toilet paper is the new
way to display your wealth in Star City. Some
of the more well-known celebrities are Drake,
Kourtney Kardashian (with Kris Jenner too
eager to join), Ben Affleck, Katy Perry, and
Nicki Minaj. Katy Perry was the first to issue
an apology statement over twitter with others
following in her footsteps. Fans are not
willing to forgive, expressing in their
comments how difficult it was to get a hold of
toilet paper. Many of them shared stories of
having to use harsh alternatives such as an
ex’s photo or an overdue electricity bill. This
has been a difficult time to get through
without at least the comfort of soft absorbent
toilet paper to wipe our tears and other parts.
One thing is for sure, these photos reveal who
are the biggest a-holes in Star City.