Versión 1 - Sin preguntas

I land in Mexico on August 3rd. I’m super excited about this semester. The school I’m studying
at is supposed to be very good. They tell me the food is great in Mexico. They say the people
are very nice.

One night, I go to my first-ever Latin American party. There are people everywhere. There is a
lot of food. There are people in every corner, drinking, talking, smiling, laughing.

There is a big pool. There is a bar next to the pool. I go to the bar to grab a drink. The bartender
asks me if I want tequila or rum. I choose tequila.

I look at the trees behind the pool. I see that they have put up piñatas in the trees. I see that all
the piñatas have the shape of Donald Trump. I start to laugh. He looks like a potato.

I get excited about hitting the piñatas because I have never done it before. Piñatas are not
typical in my country.

After a few hours, the party stops because it starts raining. A lot… Everybody runs to hide in the
party tents. The people are drunk. They start singing songs, and they keep singing for hours.
The rain doesn’t stop. This is my first latin american party in my life. I love it.

Versión 2 - Con pausas y preguntas

I land in Mexico on August 3rd. Do I land in Mexico? Yes, I land in Mexico. Where do I land? In
Mexico, correct. I land in Mexico. Who lands in Mexico on August 3rd? Me, yes! Kale. I land in
Mexico on August 3rd. Do I land in Mexico on August 2nd? No, no. I don’t land in Mexico on
August 2nd, I land in Mexico on August 3rd. What day do I land in Mexico? August 3rd, yes. I
land in Mexico on August 3rd. Where do I land on August 3rd? In Mexico, yes. I land in Mexico
on August 3rd.

I land in Mexico on August 3rd. I’m super excited about this semester. Am I worried about this
semester? No, no. I’m not worried about this semester. Am I stressed about this semester? No,
no. I’m super excited about this semester. Who is super excited about this semester? Well, I
am! Kale. I am super excited about this semester.

What am I super excited about? This semester. I am super excited about this semester. Am I
super excited about this semester, or the next semester? This semester. I’m super excited
about this semester.

I land in Mexico on August 3rd. I’m super excited about this semester. The school I’m studying
at is supposed to be very good. Is the school supposed to be good or bad? Good, yes. Easy!
The school I’m studying at is supposed to be very good. What is supposed to be good? The
school. The school is supposed to be very good.
They tell me the food is great in Mexico. What is great in Mexico? The food, right. The food is
great in Mexico. Where is the food great? In Mexico, yes. They tell me the food is great in
Mexico. What do they tell me? That the food is great in Mexico. They tell me the food is great in
Mexico.

They say the people are very nice. Who are very nice? The people. The people are very nice,
they say. What do they say the people are? Very nice. They say the people are very nice.

One night, I go to my first ever latin american party. Where do I go? To a latin american party. I
go to my first ever latin american party. Is this my third latin american party? No, no. This is my
first ever latin american party.

There are people everywhere. There is a lot of food. Are there a lot of people at the party? Yes,
there are. There are people everywhere.

There are people in every corner, drinking, talking, smiling, laughing. Are the people sad? No,
no, the people are not sad. The people are smiling and laughing.

There is a big pool. There is a bar next to the pool. Where is the bar? Next to the pool. There is
a bar next to the pool. Is the pool small? No, no. the pool is big.

I go to the bar to grab a drink. Where do I go? To the bar. I go to the bar to grab a drink. Why do
I go to the bar? Because I want a drink. I go to the bar because I want a drink. What do I do? I
go to the bar to grab a drink.

The bartender asks me if I want tequila or rum. What does the bartender ask me? If I want
tequila or rum. The bartender asks me if I want tequila or rum. Who asks me if I want tequila or
rum? The bartender. The bartender asks me if I want tequila or rum.

I choose tequila. What do I choose? Tequila. I choose tequila.

I look at the trees behind the pool. What do I look at? The trees behind the pool. I look at the
trees behind the pool. What is behind the pool? Trees, yes. There are trees behind the pool.

I see that they have put up piñatas in the trees. What is in the trees? Piñatas. There are piñatas
in the trees. What have they done? They have put up piñatas in the trees.

I see that all the piñatas have the shape of Donald Trump. What do all the piñatas have? The
shape of Donald Trump. All the piñatas have the shape of Donald Trump. Of who are the
piñatas shaped? Of Donald Trump. The piñatas have the shape of Donald Trump.

I start to laugh. He looks like a potato. What does he look like? Like a potato. He looks like a
potato. What do I do? I start to laugh. Why do I start to laugh? Because he looks like a potato.

I get excited about hitting the piñatas because I have never done it before. Piñatas are not
typical in my country. Are piñatas typical in my country? No, no. Piñatas are not typical in my
country. About what do I get excited? About hitting the piñatas. I get excited about hitting the
piñatas. Why do I get excited about hitting the piñatas? Because I have never done it before. I
get excited about hitting the piñatas because I have never done it before.

After a few hours, the party stops because it starts raining. A lot… Why does the party stop?
Because it starts raining, a lot… The party stops because it starts raining, a lot… When does
the party stop? After a few hours. The party stops after a few hours.

Everybody runs to hide in the party tents. Where does everybody run? To the party tents.
Everybody runs to the party tents. Why does everybody run to the party tents? To hide.
Everybody runs to the party tents to hide. Why does everybody hide? Because it starts raining,
a lot… Everybody runs to hide in the party tents because it starts raining, a lot...

The people are drunk. What are the people? Drunk, yes. The people are drunk. Are the people
sober? No, no. The people are drunk. Who is drunk? The people. The people are drunk.

They start singing songs, and they keep singing for hours. Who starts singing songs? The
people. The people start singing songs. For how long do they keep singing? For hours. The
keep singing for hours.

The rain doesn’t stop. This is my first latin american party in my life. Does the rain stop? No, it
doesn’t. The rain doesn’t stop. What doesn’t stop? The rain. The rain doesn’t stop. Is this my
third latin american party in my life? No, it’s my first. This is my first latin american party in my
life.

The rain doesn’t stop. This is my first latin american party in my life. I love it. Do I hate it? No,
no. I love it.